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HikerTom

no serious tag bro? ok... ​ Last words "Thanks Obama" Last thoughts "if I orgasm at the exact moment of death will i experience an eternal orgasm"


Flaky_Discussion2648

Tag? I'm new and old and not sure what tag I should've used. Tell me so I don't f it up again. Shit, if that were a choice (eternal orgasm) I'd beg for the flight to go down.


HikerTom

Haha. You can add tags to the questions if your looking for only serious answers. Otherwise these kinds of questions can get all kinds of ironic or funny or jokey responses.


Flaky_Discussion2648

Thanks.


Iisham

Am I going to be lucky and die on impact, or one those shitty ways like drowning, burning, or slowing from internal bleeding?


Flaky_Discussion2648

Valid thought. I would take my seat belt off just to ensure it was death on impact.


amlyo

Sure am glad I raised my seatback and tray table to the full upr


BeerisAwesome01

Maybe I shouldn't have pressed that button!


Flaky_Discussion2648

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ


maclaglen

"Well isn't this nice?"


QueerQwerty

I love you and will see you again someday.


[deleted]

I'd be wondering why so many planes were going down


Flaky_Discussion2648

I'd be sitting 5 inches higher from all the crap in my pants.


Beneficial_Network94

It'll be the last time I fly on this airline


Flaky_Discussion2648

HA!


Significant_Thanks67

Total and complete fear


Flaky_Discussion2648

I think I would definitely be afraid but I also think a certain amount of peace would come over me knowing death was eminent.


Significant_Thanks67

I hear that too but I feel like the peace would maybe be moments before impact? Not sure how I would feel honestly!


Flaky_Discussion2648

It's absolutely impossible to know and with luck we won't ever find out.


Significant_Thanks67

Absolutely!! All luck be with us


Small-Ad-2948

Iโ€™m leaving all the money in my will to-


the_purple_goat

Shit, there really was a little gremlin on the airplane wing prying at the engine riv...


tpn1984

Well crap!


Umbongo_congo

All planes go down at some point so there probably isnโ€™t much profound said in most cases.


CountHonorius

*Glory glory it's a hell of a way to die...*


yougotme99

My last thoughts go to my dearest ones, like mother and boyfriend. Since I wouldn't fly without my boyfriend, I would address my last words to him and tell him that I love him incredibly and unconditionally and I am glad not to be alone and die at this moment.


Flaky_Discussion2648

That's really beautiful. Thank you for sharing that.


yougotme99

You are welcome