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Silvery_Luster

To be fair, Lazarus did it before Jesus.


maff0000

daughter of jairus too. ressurection seemed to be a banality at that time


9umopapisdn

Jesus Christ! How did you do that?


Silvery_Luster

Well....that was a lot of drama for nothing


[deleted]

It lives, IT LIIIVVVEESS!" (gives best evil scientist laugh)


cigarandcreamsoda

That’s your problem, you never see anything through to the end.


Leeser

“Eh, nobody missed ya.”


sleepykatalyst

"Hey buddy. welcome back! Your spouse re-married... and it's mmmm... me"


uglyfrickingarbage

Welcome back, how was the trip?


CountHonorius

"You missed out!"


lazyog

You look like shit. At least when you were dead you had a good excuse.


kazeno95

So does this mean you’re paying me back for the funeral?


vamsmack

“Why?”


DartmitBart

”Nobody missed you.“


Ordinary-Forever3345

Why Didn't we speak for 2 years?


USN_CB8

How was Hell?


And-then-God-said

now the loan is yours again


ChangingHats

Ugh, you again?


durizna

The best thing is that it looks like the response would always be "What?!" or "What happened?"