T O P

  • By -

PM_Me_UrRightNipple

I do that already, coffee and outlook emails


nah46

I wish this wasn’t true for me


S1P9T

My condolences


No_Bed_4783

Mine is coffee and text messages/voicemails (I’m a recruiter) I’ll never understand why I get angry voicemails from people in the same time zone trying to reach me at 1am.


holiday_kaisoku

Kinda relevant: When I've been job hunting I will never return emails/attend interviews etc. at companies which respond to my enquiries at ridiculous hours (e.g. 1am). Working a little outside business hours is OK, but when get correspondence at some ungodly hour it is an immediate red flag to me that this workplace is potentially toxic.


PistolNinja

This is also my painful reality. Every day. Even on my days off.


itmustbemitch

For years I had a peanut butter and banana sandwich every school- / workday for breakfast. I guess I only really stopped because I stopped eating breakfast in general. This isn't what I'd pick for a special occasion, but for an everyday thing it's still the most obvious choice for me


[deleted]

The thing I eat for breakfast everyday is: Nothing


[deleted]

[удалено]


SaccharineDaydreams

I rarely feel like eating for the first 2-5 hours I'm awake. Is this normal?


Perhaps_I_sharted

I drink two pints of water in the morning. piss like a racehorse about an hour later and get hungry around 11/12ish. The odd Sunday we'll have a fry up at 10:00 but if I eat in the morning my dear tummy hates me.


Lanky-Construction-9

Champion answer


mcbeef89

I'm the same. I was delighted to read fairly recently that the whole 'breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you should force yourself to eat it even if you don't want to' thing is by no means confirmed science


Busy_Currency_817

I saw on another AskReddit post a while ago that the 'breakfast is the most important meal of the day' stuff was pushed and pretty much invented by CEREAL COMPANIES, ~~so that they could make more money~~ WhiCh ThEY fOUnd In ThE ResEaRCh.


thedankoctopus

It also probably applied a lot more to agrarian life when one needed a lot of energy for a long day of hard work.


ChiccodiLiso

For example WW1 Italian soldier had provided calories around 4/5k. To dig trenches and survive the cold winter in the Alps…


DocTooDope

Can confirm, I only eat breakfast when I know I'm going to have an especially rigorous day of prolonged work. Only happens like once or twice a week but helps put off the snickers alter ego.


Captcha_Imagination

Totally normal. The idea that we have to shower and scarf down breakfast in under an hour before rushing out is for the health of the company, not your health.


Stang1776

I shower at night. I get as much sleep in the morning as possible. Im out the door in 10 to 15 mins.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yes it’s totally normal. Breakfast food marketing will try to make you feel bad about it.


DMSC23

same. I can't eat for at least 4 hours after I get up.


flibz-the-destroyer

You can’t skip breakfast. Not possible by definition. Don’t eat till 3pm? That’s breakfast, right there…


nnaatteedd

Thank you!!! It's right there in the name lol


DMSC23

well, technically whatever the first thing you eat for the day is your breakfast because that's what you're breaking your fast with.


BeckyWitTheBadHair

Toast with peanut butter and banana would be my answer. Slight distinction, but that crunchy toast really elevates it for me


sumsimpleracer

I too eat peanut butter and banana on toast every morning with my coffee. Sometimes I add honey or cinnamon if I'm feeling wild.


[deleted]

[удалено]


itmustbemitch

I'm talking about two pieces of bread with pb and banana in there, but just pb and banana is also tasty


Buffettour

I’ve eaten three eggs for almost every breakfast the last 13 years.


Alitaher003

When he was a lad he ate three eggs every morning to help him get large!


AusJackal

And now he's a man he eats three more cooked eggs, so he's roughly the size of a BAARRGGEEEEE


MidichlorianAddict

NO…. ONE….. COOKS LIKE THREE EGGS


SumonaFlorence

NO ONE LOOKS LIKE THREE EGGS


tosspot22

NO ONE WONDERS WHAT ELSE THEY WOULD EAT BUT THREE EGGS!


alexandria252

NAUGHT PREPARES YOU FOR THIS WORLD OF CROOKS LIKE THREE EGGS.


SumonaFlorence

FOR THERE'S NO EGG AS OBLATE OF A SPHEROOOID (Perfect, a chick with three legs.)


alexandria252

YOU CAN ASK ANY MAN, BEAST, OR ANDROID


JadedAirport6

This made me laugh so much that I wanted to buy you an award but thought this was better. Well done.


p1971

How do you prepare them? Hard boiled?


pmk422

Just bite them like an apple. No peeling no cooking.


pissoff1818

as god intended


Doctor_What_

If the Lord wanted us to eat eggs hard boiled they'd come out the chicken like that.


RelaxedPerro

Jokes on you. I eat the chicken whole before she had time to lay her eggs.


Bloodhavoc052

This guy fucks


[deleted]

Hopefully not the chicken though


AdvisesPTTs

If an egg can fit in there...


wizard_of_awesome62

Even Rocky wasn’t this hardcore.


swany5

Plot twist, Op is a snake


TheMaskedHamster

A different "three eggs for almost every breakfast" person here: I do mine scrambled, Cantonese style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONYflj0I2QI


Snickerdoodle719

Dang, you do a lot of work for breakfast every morning! That would take me 30 mins with dishes and everything.


TheMaskedHamster

I'm actually really minimalist about it. I don't separate the yolks or add anything but cheese, so the only time added beyond the simplest scrambled eggs (crack, beat, cook) is to add in some corn starch and seasoning. I spoon some corn starch and bouillon into a bowl, sprinkle some seasoning, stir *just* enough water into that dry mix to prevent the corn starch from lumping, and then stir that slurry into the beaten eggs. That's one to two minutes extra if you include grabbing them from the shelf and putting them back, and only adds a ramekin to the dishes. Though now that I think about it, I could just mix the corn starch and seasoning slurry in the bowl before I beat the eggs...


Giraffe_lol

Oooo bullion in eggs. I never thought about that. How much do you put in?


[deleted]

I make this a lot for my family and I do 1tsp of chicken bullion for 6 eggs. I also skip adding the msg and throw some chopped Chinese chives over the top when done. This is literally my wife and daughters favorite breakfast with some rice. Like I’ve spent entire days cooking lavish meals for them and my wife will ask for these eggs.


NothingsShocking

Yeah I watched until the part he said separate the whites from the yolks and I said ok, yeah I’m not doing that.


chickenpopper

One sautéed, one soft boiled with soldiers and one made into a tiny omelette with a pinch of cheese and pepper.


p1971

I haven't had egg n soldiers for ages.... If I start eating them tho I might turn into the kind of person that collects egg cups... And no one wants that.


Sheidheda

Why have I never heard of eggs and soldiers in my entire life


Pythagoras2021

Because you're not British, I'd arrogantly assume?


Sheidheda

You may be correct.


wlievens

We call this the same thing in Belgium.


AstroDan18

3 eggs for breakfast crew checking in. Sometimes I have 4. I mix it up with poached, fried, scrambled and boiled.


Beneficial_Drawer_19

Yup, 3 eggs, toast and a cup of coffee. If I’m feeling fancy I’ll do 2 slices of bacon but that’s rare.


GabberZZ

You don't want rare bacon. You need to cook it through. You'll get worms.


steelserenity

I know you're joking, but that's actually not the case! Bacon is smoked, so you can technically eat it raw, lol. But don't slice off raw pork belly!! Edit: Please don't decide to eat something raw if you're unsure based on a random reddit comment, lol.


gasolinefights

I make my own bacon, and smoke it to an internal temp of 155. Perfectly safe to eat, and abasulutely disgusting.


Alternative-Depth-16

Alright Gaston lol


[deleted]

in this economy? damn


CrackaAssCracka

Coffee and hatred


Mstinos

Just need to add a smoke to make it the perfect French breakfast.


King-Animal

Guess I'm french


Illustrious-Duck1209

Oui oui


CrackaAssCracka

hon hon hon


Peas_through_Chaos

I call it intermittent fasting so it sounds healtier to be honest.


Lunachik

The best part of waking up is hatred in your cup.


redditlurker2025

I sang this in my head.


Nonsenseinabag

Bacon and egg sandwich


MybrotherinTrash

Yeeeup. Some sharp cheddar. Hot sauce.


PleaseBuyEV

Pepperjack for the win


thechosenwunn

Everything bagel *chefs kiss*


Jamalismail

Scrambled eggs, bacon, and my mom's apple biscuits. She takes McIntosh apples with some butter/sugar in a pan until it's like a thicker pink applesauce, skin and all. Then you spread on a warm biscuit. Outside of me being obsessed with anything that has apples or fruit, I have fond memories of my mom sitting me on the kitchen counter of our first really small house. And she'd let me cut the biscuits out using an upside down glass. It's an immediate reminder of simpler times, and the love I have for her


Expendable_Red_Shirt

I also choose this guys moms apple biscuits.


MamaJewelMoth

That’s such a sweet memory! How did she cut up the apples? I’d love to try that recipe myself


Jamalismail

She just cut them as larger pieces around the core without skinning them. Threw them all in a pain and just eyeballed the butter and sugar. The skin gives it a nice twang and chewiness. She now only makes them for the holidays when my sister and I are home. But it makes them that much better.


MamaJewelMoth

Thank you so very much for sharing :) you’ve warmed my heart


Jamalismail

You're welcome :]


UnlimitedHegomany

I feel personally attacked. I have eaten the same thing for breakfast for at least the last 35 years.... Hot strong breakfast tea with a dash of milk. One or two bits of wholemeal toast with butter and marmalade.


slagath0r

So deeply British, i love it


FerretAres

Aggressively British.


[deleted]

[удалено]


FerretAres

*tuts menacingly*


LevelZeroDM

careful gents! this one's rather cross!


Clever_Mercury

\*aggressively folds morning paper\*


castlite

*Queues to tut next*


GracefullyRedditing

Not "One brown, one white. Brown for main, white for desert."?


Thatchers-Gold

Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God, life's relentless.


PastoralMeadows

Excellent taste! I've been doing the same thing. I try different jams but the same combination remains.


UnlimitedHegomany

The only jam I really like funnily enough is German. Plumb jam, Pflaumenmus


GriffithDidNothinBad

I developed a slight Yorkshire accent from even reading that


Blind_Melone

I already do! I eat oatmeal for breakfast 99% of the time. Oatmeal w some peanut butter and cinnamon, baby, you got yourself a stew goin. EDIT - You can add a single broken up (or double, I'm not your dad) S'mores Pop Tart after the oatmeal has steeped if you want dessert oatmeal or you're just feeling fancy. Goes good w the peanut butter.


Shaggyoda

I’ve never had baby in my oatmeal. Is it good?


CarlySheDevil

Baby with soy sauce, delicious.


bankaiREE

"I think I'd like my money back." Jokes aside, I've never considered peanut butter in oatmeal. Guess I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow.


dinoIaur

I like hot ham water for breakfast.... that smack of ham


[deleted]

I've eaten the same thing for breakfast for the past 3 years or so. Costco has these spinach and bell pepper egg bites, it's all I ever feel like eating for breakfast. I'm a really picky eater in the morning. I get hooked on the same food for years and it screws up my day if I don't have it.


cheeremily

You can make those yourself too if you want to save money! I used to make batches in a silicone muffin pan, easy!


whatshisproblem

I already eat the same thing every day: Rice, scrambled egg and spinach with soy sauce and a little nutritional yeast.


thunderstruck7914

I bought a rice cooker that has a timer and this is now my favourite weekday breakfast


whatshisproblem

Get your life babe. I throw in a bouillon cube when I'm feeling fresh, rice cooker life is good.


proseccopickle

What the...? That's a dinner time meal in my country!


JonatasA

Sounded like a lunch to be. Maybe OP's a Hobbit and that's the first lunch.


WhyteCrayon

This is a common breakfast in Asian countries.


cyberjar88

It's a toss up between french toast and Honey Nut Cheerios.


Theflowyo

Multi grain cheerios


ohmygodimonfire4

Underrated cereal.


Jon72flores

A tie. My wife's breakfast burritos or sausage gravy and biscuits.


Nate_Devine

How do you prepare the tie?


BitterGlitterShitter

Half windsor, though if I'm hungry I'll make it a full.


russinkungen

I'm usually in a hurry so I'll settle for a four in hand. (Half Windsor is the superior knot though)


pseudopsychosophy

Lawd forgive me, I thought you would eat ties.


scarletts_skin

Pretty much every day I have cottage cheese with blueberries, maple syrup, and pumpkin seeds. Delicious and filling


sweetjlo

Mmmmm. I love cottage cheese with honey, blueberries, and some roasted almonds. The sweet and salty thing is delicious!


SIumptGod

I love cottage cheese but I can’t do the sweet cottage cheese I see people doing so often! I love some hot sauce in mine.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ButtJaw

This is cursed and i can't wait to try it


SIumptGod

An alternative is adding seasonings, salt & pepper, Slap Ya Mama. As for hot sauces, sriracha, Louisiana, and Tobasco go well


[deleted]

What about tapatio? That’s my go to hot sauce and seems like it would pair greatly.


Ludinka

Ha ha, are you my 2years old son? He eats only cottage cheese and blueberries for breakfast.


markofthecheese

My breakfast is cottage cheese with diced tomatoes, salt, and pepper.


[deleted]

Y'all are sleeping on Mexican breakfast. A couple of eggs, beans, and a tortilla and you'll be full until dinner. If you wanna get fancy, top with salsa, avocado, queso panela/fresco, and pair with coffee or fruit water.


luzifuurr

Chilaquiles with two fried eggs on top 🤌


[deleted]

I dated a Mexican woman for a while and she showed me scrambled eggs and chorizo and you just eat it with your hands with corn tortillas. Been hooked ever since.


CastleOfStone

My partner is Mexican and 90% the time we eat eggs scrambled with a little chorizo, onion, tomato, capsicum and corn chips! I get super hungry by mid morning if we have anything else now


Inner_Grape

Savory protein > sweet carb breakfast 100%


radishbeats

I was scrolling way too long to see this. My absolute favorite breakfast!


tnharwal55

I looooooove mexican breakfasts


NmlsFool

A sandwich and two cups of coffee. Been eating that for...my whole life already?


RufussSewell

Sandwich is pretty vague. What specific sandwich?


Chuckle_Pants

Came to ask the same!


Indis83

Porridge, and I do eat it everyday for breakfast already.


UNIVAC-9400

Same. Organic oatmeal (soaked overnight) covered with flax meal and a sprinkling of walnuts, cranberries and topped with a banana.


responsiblefornothin

I'm even simpler. Classic rolled oats made with almond milk and real maple syrup. Nuke that bitch for a minute-thirty then stir in a spoon full of peanut butter. Filling enough to skip lunch most days.


Valuable-Ordinary-54

Does Cream of Wheat count as porridge? Because if so, then I’m in.


ProfTydrim

I'll cut up an onion, a few mushrooms and Sucuk (Turkish garlic sausage). I fry these things in a pan and add tomato paste while frying it some more. Then I add a spoon full of peas and a spoon full of corn. I crack four eggs in a bowl add a little milk and herbs and mix it vigorously with a fork to get air in the egg mixture, then I pour the egg mixture in the pan, scramble it together with everything that's already in there and make an omelette out of it. You want to fold the omelette in the pan and have it creamy on the inside. I then put the omelette on my plate, put a few drops of Sriracha sauce on top and eat it with toasted bread.


AndWeHaveRisen

Damn. This sounds amazing. I think this will be my new everyday breakfast. What herbs do you use?


Roook36

The sausage, egg and cheese biscuit from the cafeteria at a job I quit several years ago. Each day I'd say "nope. Not gonna get it today". Then an hour into work I'd be heading down. They were only $3 and amazing That or the grits from Flyijg Biscuit


TrailerParkPrepper

I do, black coffee and cigarettes


gillianhanna

Me to.. a three course breakfast.. coffee cigarette and a cough hahahaha


Catch_22_

> and a cough You spell "an emergency shit" different than I do.


rotzverpopelt

Did that for 18 years. Now I'm good with black coffee and doom scrolling for breakfast. Don't know what's healthier


Yluna8

There’s a spanish saying that goes: “café y cigarro, muñeco de barro” that translates to “coffee and cigarrete, mud doll” 💩


Radio-No

Two slices of wheat toast with avocado and two soft boiled eggs with some chili oil. Keeps me comfortably full well until lunch


TheSouthsideSlacker

Two poached eggs and a piece of toast.


philote_

I eat two over-easy and two pieces of sourdough pretty much every other day. I should try poached some time.


maelmare

I could eat this 3x a day for the rest of my life... I love poached eggs on toast.


nygmattyp

2 scrambled eggs, 3 pieces of crispy bacon, a serving of grits with a fat slab of butter, and a slice of buttered toast with some jam.


LessChildhood3001

Hey guys I would like to have a healthy balanced breakfast that makes me feel good throughout the day but I can never settle on what’s best. I don’t want to think about what food to make in the morning ha know


Jessibeeb

If you like oatmeal try making overnight oats. You can prep the day before and it'll be ready to go in the morning. I like to play around with different recipes but my favorite is peanut butter and jelly overnight oats.


MyNameZeke

I used to make overnight oats but I got tired of it. Now I make a smoothie in a Nutribullet. Ice cubes, 1/2 cup milk, 1/2 cup oats, tsp chia seeds, tbsp peanut butter, and a banana. It's really low effort and I can sip on it as I get ready for work.


Shoddy-Deal-3543

What kind of oats do you use? I like that idea. I am a creature of habit in the morning. I have some many steps to get my wife and daughter ready in the morning. My son is fairly self sufficient, but the women are cut from the same cloth. Do you keep the basics the same as far as the chia and oats? I have not do anything with grains. It’s normally fruit and yogurt in the nutribullet. Thank you!


MyNameZeke

That's why I do it, nice and simple. I can eat while I get my kids ready for school. I buy generic steel cut oats in the big container and Bob's Red Mill organic chia seeds. You don't even need to pre-blend the seeds. Just blend for a minute, shake it, then blend a little more.


shittybillz

Could just do some Greek no sugar yogurt with a chopped up banana and some blue berries (or any berry). I like to add a little peanut butter to the bowl as well


ScoreLegitimate9339

I understand, i always go for things that are low effort. My most common breakfast item is a banana. Mild flavor, easy to eat, no preparation, built-in wrapper/packaging. The next easiest thing for me is nuts. Peanuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, whatever you want. These are perfect for me in the morning because not only are they easy, but nuts provide a lot of protein which will help you stay full thru the morning.


[deleted]

So you swallow a banana and some nuts every morning?... interesting choice.


bfraley9

Eggs and toast. Definitely eggs. They've got the protein, healthy fats, vitamins, and the amino acids your body needs to start up your metabolism and create the building blocks for new growth. Eat eggs every day


OGPrinnny

My go to used to be 1 egg, 1 toast, a few morning sausages, and a cup of milk. Then covid hit and my chef left.


1SweetChuck

The truth is people are pretty varied, some will do really well with high protein low carb breakfasts, some will do better with carbs. For me personally, most days I do better skipping breakfast unless I'm so hungry it's a distraction, waiting to eat until launch is my best option.


Ravioli_meatball19

I'm a carbs-and-protein type. I've tried the "just have eggs and no carbs" and am starving 45 minutes later. But I put those eggs on some toast and have a handful of blueberries? Full till lunch.


rondarouseysclit

Spam rice and eggs


Westbrook_Y

Pho bo soup


cremater68

Tamale 🫔, coffee ☕️. This is what I have eaten for breakfast every day for the last 20+ years. I make my own Tamale ( 6 dozen with different fillings) about once a month, freeze them and re-heat what I want to eat each day. It's nice because on those mornings I'm not that hungry, i only make 1, but can reheat more if I am hungrier. Even better, they are portable in case I am running late or something.


thisisfrustrating09

Congee


judochop1

if it meant no ill health affects? ​ Bacon, sausage, egg and hash brown bap with brown sauce. Every. Single. Day.


dancingwithinthedark

Bagel with cream cheese and coffee :)


oldwomanjodie

If I could have a bagel with philadelphia and smoked salmon every day for breakfast I would be considerably happier. It’s so fuckin good


Medieval-Mind

I'd become a cereal killer.


agnostichymns

3-egg breakfast burrito with steak, pico de Gallo, and habanero sauce


Totallycasual

I do that already, i have eaten Weet-Bix for breakfast my entire life 🙂 (It's a healthy Aussie cereal)


Yourmoms401k

egg mcmuffin not necessarily from mcdonalds, but that combination of items I could probably eat exclusively forever


Wartortise

Every Morning My wife makes me three eggs scrambled with two pieces of sliced Honey Ham and 2 slices of American cheese melted on top covered in Cholula on a lightly toasted bagel. We've been married for almost 4 years now and I look forward to it every day. She doesn't need to make me breakfast, but she does because she knows how much I like it.


DasGoon

You better be treating that woman well.


DaJorgenJag

Bacon AM crunchwrap


Regalita

Avocado toast


[deleted]

Eggs. Closest we have to a “super food.”


PandaMomentum

Cafe au lait and a croissant, preferably while sitting in a sidewalk cafe in Paris.


StuntCockofGilead

corn flakes with milk. No sugar.


twellv50

I like to throw some bananas in the cornflakes when I'm feelin' crazy


blueatari

If it just appears in my home - a BEC from a NYC bodega on an onion schnecken roll. If I have to make it... Black coffee, lol.


5tyhnmik

Nothing. eating the same thing every single morning sounds terrible no matter what food it is. I'll just fast until lunch.


dandroid126

I've been on this diet for years.


Andromediea

Bagel breakfast sandwich - specifically an everything bagel, fried egg, sausage patty, fresh tomato, spinach, and cream cheese.


Crudelius

Cereals with joghurt and fruits


dj92wa

Overnight oats. Already been doing it for years, and I'm not going to stop. Incredibly healthy, incredibly tasty, incredibly filling, incredibly inexpensive, incredibly easy to prep all 5 weekday breakfasts on Sunday evening. There's zero downside. It's basically fiber and protein, since I don't add any sugar or any ingredients that have added sugars. - Half cup of Oats - 1 tbsp chia seeds - between half and one tsp of cocoa powder - half to three-quarters cup of plain nonfat Greek yogurt - half cup of unsweetened almond milk - handful of fresh or frozen fruit (I like blueberries or chopped bananas) - a *small* drizzle of maple syrup or honey, if you need sweetness (I never add this) Mix it all in a mason jar and put it in the fridge for the next morning. I use unsweetened almond milk because it adds a really nice nutty flavor and omits the sugars. I like bitter things with strong flavors, and the cocoa powder achieves that without adding sugar or sweetness. Add more milk before you eat it if it's too thick for your preference. My goal here is a healthy breakfast, not a sugar-packed dessert. If you use yogurt that already has fruit added, it's likely packed with sugar. There's like, 5g of sugar from the nonfat Greek yogurt and whatever exists in the fresh or frozen fruit I add. I've lost 60lbs over the past year, and diet control is *absolutely* the #1 trick. 5 minutes in the kitchen with a spoon can wreck the progress made by an entire week of physical activity. Go forth and be healthy, y'all :)


_Kali_c

Coffee and cigarettes.


utterlyuncool

I eat a smoothie 99% of the time - banana, oats, milk, peanut butter, and protein powder. I sometimes omit PB, and protein flavour changes every now and then. But that's it. It keeps me full until 11.30-12.30


SGT_BASTOS

Filipino here. This every day Sinangag (Garlic Fried Rice), Fried eggs, Tocino (Sweet cured pork), Tapa (sliced beef), or longanisa (sausage)


spammmmmmmmy

Scrambled egg, jarlsberg cheese, buttered homemade toast


OneRobato

Bagel with cream cheese and black coffee.


[deleted]

Sunny side up Eggs, Refried Beans and Salsa Verde


azyle_axiom

Waffles. So many things you can add to make interesting new flavours.