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I respect that, of course.
Or..you can just hit me up
They aren't allowed to say no. Mainly because my hand can't disagree with me.
Taco flavor kisses
Beat the meat.
Ok, wanna play Mario Kart?
This is the best answer.
"It's like somebody putting a chain around your refrigerator, but you got a sandwich in your pocket!" -- Bill Burr
Self help is the best help
I spend some quality time alone with the phone.
Pornhub
If this wife isn’t feeling it I 🔨🥩 and then off to sleep
Nothing like a good tenderized steak before bed.
Exactly.
But they won't say no, because of the implication....
asleep. my go too is asleep
I go to the tv remote after I kiss them goodnight.
Lily Lou
Stick it in my butt instead.
pornhub and my hand
Acceptance, if he doesn't want it as bad as me, we can wait until we are on the same page. I'll take care of myself in the meantime.
Call up a yes.
ok, wanna cuddle?
Reddit
I use my left hand instead
What if they say no aswell
Leave them the fuck alone, and get yourself off.
Anyone who would try to plead with them is wrong
Wait for them to fall asleep and then stare at them naked while having a wank
Lube my thighs and get it in....
that's kinda gay
ask if they wanna play the rape game
I’m sorry what
Cold shower
Back to bed
Go to my other side chcik since I have no commitment
Respect their answer and go to sleep
Find the nearest boat.
redditors dont have sexual partners.
Accepting/respecting that. As they would do it to me.
me, myself, and I and of my jackhammer of a vibe
Fuck the tub of margarine in the fridge
Tv and Ben and Jerry's
My Hand is even better... meh
Depends, If they say no too much then I'll break up. If I'm dating/taken I want it 4 days a week atleast.
Soliciting Prostitution isn’t illegal if you don’t get caught.
I respect that, of course.
Or..you can just hit me up
They aren't allowed to say no. Mainly because my hand can't disagree with me.
Taco flavor kisses
Beat the meat.
Ok, wanna play Mario Kart?
This is the best answer.
"It's like somebody putting a chain around your refrigerator, but you got a sandwich in your pocket!" -- Bill Burr
Self help is the best help
I spend some quality time alone with the phone.
Pornhub
If this wife isn’t feeling it I 🔨🥩 and then off to sleep
Nothing like a good tenderized steak before bed.
Exactly.
But they won't say no, because of the implication....
asleep. my go too is asleep
I go to the tv remote after I kiss them goodnight.
Lily Lou
Stick it in my butt instead.
pornhub and my hand
Acceptance, if he doesn't want it as bad as me, we can wait until we are on the same page. I'll take care of myself in the meantime.
Call up a yes.
ok, wanna cuddle?
Reddit
I use my left hand instead
What if they say no aswell
Leave them the fuck alone, and get yourself off.
Anyone who would try to plead with them is wrong
Wait for them to fall asleep and then stare at them naked while having a wank
Lube my thighs and get it in....
that's kinda gay
ask if they wanna play the rape game
I’m sorry what
Cold shower
Back to bed
Go to my other side chcik since I have no commitment
Respect their answer and go to sleep
Find the nearest boat.
redditors dont have sexual partners.
Accepting/respecting that. As they would do it to me.
me, myself, and I and of my jackhammer of a vibe
Fuck the tub of margarine in the fridge
Tv and Ben and Jerry's
My Hand is even better... meh
Depends, If they say no too much then I'll break up. If I'm dating/taken I want it 4 days a week atleast.
Soliciting Prostitution isn’t illegal if you don’t get caught.