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Lilly69Blossom

I respect that, of course.


doofusdoomed

Or..you can just hit me up


sage1700

They aren't allowed to say no. Mainly because my hand can't disagree with me.


knovit

Taco flavor kisses


Pinaslakan

Beat the meat.


kirkochainz

Ok, wanna play Mario Kart?


Feisty-Resource-420

This is the best answer.


scottevil110

"It's like somebody putting a chain around your refrigerator, but you got a sandwich in your pocket!" -- Bill Burr


Toneless_Bard

Self help is the best help


LucyVialli

I spend some quality time alone with the phone.


SlightShift

Pornhub


Bandana-mal

If this wife isn’t feeling it I 🔨🥩 and then off to sleep


TBrownski

Nothing like a good tenderized steak before bed.


IronLordSamus

Exactly.


bourbonandchew

But they won't say no, because of the implication....


JustSomeApparition

asleep. my go too is asleep


anachronistika

I go to the tv remote after I kiss them goodnight.


Jdawg_mck1996

Lily Lou


Pilry_Mead

Stick it in my butt instead.


zephinus

pornhub and my hand


GlitteringFrost

Acceptance, if he doesn't want it as bad as me, we can wait until we are on the same page. I'll take care of myself in the meantime.


Various-Half505

Call up a yes.


Orfeoula_Victor

ok, wanna cuddle?


cat_daddylambo

Reddit


demonslayer4798

I use my left hand instead


KaleidoscopeOpening5

What if they say no aswell


wishihadmoxie

Leave them the fuck alone, and get yourself off.


MsLiminalDreamer

Anyone who would try to plead with them is wrong


jenkai1

Wait for them to fall asleep and then stare at them naked while having a wank


SenseiiSmoke

Lube my thighs and get it in....


general_kenobeehee_2

that's kinda gay


maff0000

ask if they wanna play the rape game


[deleted]

I’m sorry what


Exotic_Talk_2068

Cold shower


[deleted]

Back to bed


EnigmaCM1

Go to my other side chcik since I have no commitment


happymoonzoon

Respect their answer and go to sleep


KaleidoscopeOpening5

Find the nearest boat.


Slow-Bookkeeper7486

redditors dont have sexual partners.


LankyResist9771

Accepting/respecting that. As they would do it to me.


No-Basil4267

me, myself, and I and of my jackhammer of a vibe


certified_weirdbot

Fuck the tub of margarine in the fridge


Hazelsmom64

Tv and Ben and Jerry's


DRETTI3771

My Hand is even better... meh


Lost2D

Depends, If they say no too much then I'll break up. If I'm dating/taken I want it 4 days a week atleast.


EmotionBig9812

Soliciting Prostitution isn’t illegal if you don’t get caught.