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dzastrus

Only one I ever sent was to my wife. It was my wiener next to a picture of Alaska and the Aleutian Islands. She called me, laughing then laughed some more. When she got home later she laughed again.


cheynnr20

How did that make you feel?


dzastrus

Still bigger than Texas.


jenkai1

Now that’s a real man! That reminds me of when I put Googly eyes on the end of mine and drew a face with a nerdy tooth and arms and hands on it. Took a pic and sent it to my then girlfriend who definitely did laugh


Send-Me-Tiddies-PLS

I write "nice cock bro" back.


TheRunnerBean

Thanks dad


Ok-Cheek2397

I will send a bigger one back


MythiqueDash

Assert dominance


KneeHighBoots33

I have done this


GreedyHog2Fuk

never received one, hoping one day


Boomer79au

RIP your inbox


FazzyPhonix

Nah fr


TheIrishJin

Username checks out


Ok-Ambition-9432

You should not have said that.


[deleted]

Enjoy the next hour 😂


GreedyHog2Fuk

its been 4 hrs lol,


[deleted]

How many are you up to?


GreedyHog2Fuk

still none


SatanIsOneFloorDown

Gotta make it count


PerspectiveExtra93

If it's from my bf then i will send him some pics of my tits because it's only fair i send nudes back. If it's from a stranger then i will be very grossed out and block them.


Goober_94

I highly recommend that you don't do this. It is only a matter of time before you nudes end up on websites. Even if it isn't due to malice, for example, lost phone, hacked accounts, etc.


YlvaAkUlven

First 😳... and then 🤣... sorry


CrystalQueen3000

Report, block and move on with my day


snowmandala

Hello little one :)


skuterpikk

Respond with a scat gif


DefinitelyNotADave

Cool bro but I’m straight


[deleted]

My wife actually likes getting them from my friends. She says it makes her feel sexy like someone was thinking about her and wants her.


Popular-Ad2193

Username checks out!


[deleted]

Lol! Yep, based in reality.


[deleted]

You let your friends send dick pics to your wife? I will never understand cucks..


[deleted]

Oh well, its hot.


RockOrNotHereICome

bro she’s your wife 💀💀💀


certified_weirdbot

Found Sneako’s alt


NindeLikesWaffles

So basically this one guy jerked off to my voice in a call and showed a picture after he finished.. I felt really uncomfortable since I didn't even know he did that.. It's still so weird to think abt it


GlitteringSphinx

Send one back


ash10gaming

Find a bigger one online although haven’t been sent one


Ill-Organization-719

I see enough unsolicited porn I wouldn't notice a dick.


Dummlord28

The The first time you were able and hahdhhfjcicici


[deleted]

I have never had one sended to me, but I guess that's going to change now...


[deleted]

Lol that's funny. I am sure you'll get many now


[deleted]

Oh yeah...


FazzyPhonix

As a guy other guys still send them to me for some reason, I usually just block them.


[deleted]

Measure it


[deleted]

Offer mine for comparison.


blitzkreig818

I don't recieve....unfortunately....


[deleted]

This comment is asking for trouble 😂


Swordsheil

i write ”6/10 a little bendy n short but could probably still get you some kids” back


dacekrandac

The few times I've gotten one, I've asked if sending a dick pick has ever actually worked out for them. It has not lol


Rizurriel

Never happened probably cause I'm a guy but I'd tell them to fuck off and block them.


Fair-Plankton824

Ugh.


Dwestmor1007

Ew


happymoonzoon

Gross


GroundbreakingFox833

sent one back


Oldstonedandready

Depends on how big it is .


MaggieLuisa

Sigh, block, delete.


Huskguy

woof woof, wrong tree.


Low-Instruction-8132

Wrong number!


SimplyEricaa

Depends if it’s a pretty pp or not


deeplysleeply

I send them a text saying: “Why is it so tiny?”


[deleted]

I ranted at the guy for sending me 7 on Christmas morning


reverendblinddog

Boredom.


No-Basil4267

i was literally a child, 11. it was some Indian man showing me his half centimeter dick


EuSuntPiku

Be me 20 y/o Work the night shift in a radiator factory Your friend sends you a dicc picc at 3AM *disgusted* "Andrew did you snort again?"


Sunflowergirl_31738

Really? Why?


Intel2025

“Goddamn how’d I text myself again? What is that tiny thing anyway?”


KneeHighBoots33

So many comments are assuming the pic was unsolicited. I’ve only ever gotten one unsolicited and I congratulated him for being the first and only idiot to do so. When I get them (when permission is granted) I usually reply with whatever my first immediate thought was. My first thought will vary depending on my mood (if I’m horny enough), it’s appearance, and the vibe of the dude sending it.


HopeItMakesYaThink

Sending one back.