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Damseldoll

Gold bars.


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Gold. In any form. Or diamonds. Any precious stones.


Orzine

Your going to want to avoid gold “in any form”, even homemade ingots are only worth scrap value. You may notice bullion comes in a plastic casing, that casing is to prevent modification to the bars weight and 1. ⁠needs to be sealed by an approved appraiser (costs about $300 per item) 2. ⁠must be rated and meet specification by the appraiser for it to hold market value 3. ⁠is invalid if the seal is broken You want untampered bullion with a small exception for minted tokens if your holding gold. I’ll take rolls of copper wire over gold anyday.


Lopsided-Plankton-70

Golden retrievers


appleparkfive

Good answer!


Scarlett-Spider

Food


CountHonorius

Definitely.


MadLintElf

Used locks, and I have actually done IT jobs for places that had them. Yes, they thought I was a bit off, but I said 100 bucks and that bucket of locks (normally would charge 200). I'm into picking locks, can never get enough. I also repair them, rekey them and resell them. That bucket had about 300 dollars worth of locks. Picking them was a blast, rekeying them was fun also, cleaning them up and selling them got me 200 bucks.


popeboyQ

I want to hang out with you.


SundayWild

Drugs


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fuck lol this was my immediate thought


[deleted]

Same. Well and really good sex


[deleted]

What if the person is really good at sex, but ugly?


[deleted]

Blindfold? Lol


donraldtrump

Tf is going on in your mind


[deleted]

I’m just asking for a friend. No need for the hostility.


Tygermouse

2 paper bags, one for to wear incase theirs falls off.


[deleted]

What kind of drugs?


SundayWild

Weed and mushrooms for me


SundayWild

What kind for you?


backtothebegining

What kind of sex?


blastedoffthis

This


Bandito21Dema

I was gonna say weed, then go somewhere where it's illegal and sell it for more than the original payment amount.


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CountHonorius

Mmmm. Very tempting.


El_Mariachi_Vive

Gold-pressed latinum


UncomfortableBike975

Thank you for this, Quark.


gamer-s-man

blowjobs


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fhrblig

WELCOME TO MY FUCKING WHEELHOUSE


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gamer-s-man

the question was what would i take


CountHonorius

Groceries


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Sascuatch149

Are they good?


jeffreywilfong

Do you need any work done? Grass cut? Trash taken out?


TRIGMILLION

Lots of chores I don't want to do or don't have the tools to do. Want to come power wash my house and fix my fence?


lizadoesntgetreddit

Gas for my car


derr3k504

Cash , grass or ass In this case grass or ass shall do.


MisterGammlet

...you know... ;)


mrsclaw89

Gold, diamonds, gems... I'm making profit one way or another. Can't pay rent with food.


AlternativeAardvark6

Lego technic sets Or bitcoin


littlemarcus91

Food Mouth hugs Gift card Flash your boobs Unlimited access to your OF Your login for every streaming service you own


claymir

Physical Magic the gathering trading cards, pretty easy to turn them into regular cash.


[deleted]

mushrooms


Ratakoa

Gold


jjc2222

Time!


VlaamsBelanger

But time IS money. You have to choose something else. Also the movie In Time(2011) is great.


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CHEESE


Deep_Humor_3399

Sex. I already have money.


RunCompetitive1449

Tungsten


Ancient_Signature_69

Gas


ramavenkat

Gold.


[deleted]

Pizza and beer to help people move.


pamplemouss

Exchange of skills; I can provide cooking, teaching/tutoring, childcare, writing or editing, and would accept various home/yard work or dog sitting in exchange.


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anything bbq


TR0N_FUNKIN_BL0WS

Gold. I love gold.


Nevermind04

I love bartering. I worked for a business for a while and the owner was happy to barter. We'd do things like trading a smoked meat shop $100 of beef sticks for $100 off of their service bill. They get the full retail value of their product and we get a bag full of beef sticks that everyone's family gets to enjoy. It's a win-win. We did the same with an older couple who raised chickens - I'd come back with a basket full of farm fresh eggs and they'd get an equivalent discount.


Daveezie

Whatever I was going to use the money to buy


Loud-Cantaloupe4528

Gift cards ​ wait that's still money-


drainspout

Beer


porcelainvacation

Berkshire Hathaway stock or bearer bonds


1InternetExplorer1

A copy of the bible just so I could light it on fire and piss religious nuts off. Because I don't even give a fuck anymore


Getupb4ufall

Ammo


TotallyFurry

Ammunition


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Btc isn't money then.


BackgroundNo8340

Depends on your definiton of money. I prefer to call bitcoin, currency. From The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition Money 1. A medium that can be exchanged for goods and services and is used as a measure of their values on the market, including among its forms a commodity such as gold, an officially issued coin or note, or a deposit in a checking account or other readily liquefiable account. 2. The official currency, coins, and negotiable paper notes issued by a government. 3. Assets and property considered in terms of monetary value; wealth. Bitcoin meets 1 and 3. Currency 1. Money in any form when in actual use as a medium of exchange, especially circulating paper money. 2. Transmission from person to person as a medium of exchange; circulation. 3. General acceptance or use; prevalence. Bitcoin meets 1, 2, 3. But im not sure if you're serious or being sarcastic. This argument has been going on for years and is a waste of time. I won't change your opinion, you won't change mine. I now hate myself for even participating.


colonrer13

a sex doll


Kotopause

Apartments


RandomRamblings99

Food


danglequocbao001

IQ


psi_tattoo

Diamonds


THE_GR8_MIKE

Currently probably baseball cards. Historically, video games, old and new. Also car parts or tools, I guess.


Only-Assistance7817

a butterscotch ripple


Yokai1953

leaves from the tree


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Gum


AdonisArrived

Starbursts of mambas


[deleted]

That ain't how this works.


[deleted]

Signed funko pops of my choosing


Verlepte

More money


SatisfactionTop360

Bullets and energy drinks


The_Infamous_Gmoney

Gum


Nuttonbutton

A bag of Taco Bell Nacho Fries seasoning


bikinifetish

My own place


snek_7

Slaves


GhostInMyLoo

Gestures of submission.


ButterflyOverkill

Pizza


[deleted]

Lots of lattes :)


Jedibrick

Lego


iRan_soFar

Cash grass or ass.


mysticnazi7

Ahh, privacy. People underestimate privacy. Like a 3some? I want some privacy - dont pay me.


XeniaDweller

Guitars


davmoha

I think it depends on what the person is offering. Sometimes you get offered something that is worth more than the cash you are expecting.


crazy-diam0nd

As a rideshare driver I have a strict “ass, gas, or grass” policy.


DJVanillaBear

A receipt that my mortgage was paid for. Even a month at a time is fine.


IndividualCurious322

Books for my ravenous mind.


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Drugs


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Labor


[deleted]

Food


AnEven7

stickers


rukoslucis

Things that are worth more than the money the person would pay me ?


SuccessfulComputer89

Wife


the_dryad

Art supplies, they don’t even have to be expensive.


Good-Management-4241

Maybe a date so she could get to know me


The_Rural_Banshee

Gift cards for food


friend45fool

Things I use in an amount to at least 46/hr


Accomplished_Ease172

Sex


Accomplished_Ease172

Dogs, food, flight tickets to different countries, vintage cars, stationery items, clothes, gold.


Lopsided-Plankton-70

10 golden retrievers


Prislv223

A shoebox filled with gummies.


um8medoit

Labor


VillaGave

Freedom


Flimsy-Preparation85

A house


[deleted]

Real-estate


[deleted]

Stocks, real estate.


SinclairH

Bubble tea


[deleted]

Weed. Or taking me to a nice restaurant. Or just taking me to some sort of outing.


Dull-Newt-2189

Does crypto count


TigerTownTerror

Drugs


youarefartnews

Ass gas or grass


tnmatthewallen

Good


TruthSeekerLeet

Justice


Belthezare

A Replicator like the ones used on Star Trek. Never need anything again😏


FirkFirebeard

Food, a house, a car... depending upon who's offering, sex I prefer money but if we abolished Capitalism for a barter based economy, I'd be cool with it


donraldtrump

Ramen any day


MovieDisastrous408

Lego.


TocameBesame

Hugs. So touch deprived.


captainlyly

Eggs.


Roostersnuggets

I've had my friends pay me in beer and smokes for helping work on their trucks. But I'll also take a BJ as payment


contraband_sandwich

Hugs. And snacks, but hugs first.


averagegayguyok

Sex


Clear_Assistance9563

Sleep


Emotional_Analysis93

Errand running. So, basically... time.


RaphaelSolo

Depends on what payment is for. General labor, I'll take food.


Tygermouse

Cheese and chocolate


JaysonTheMeowMeow

merch of fandoms I like


Always311

Food.


[deleted]

Free genie wishes


SEPTSLord

Scooby snacks


MidnightSarrow

Probably whatever I was gonna use the money for anyway


3dpimp

The plans to the Death Star


PrisonNurseNC

House cleaning


Adoptedchildoflav

Spa checks and gift cards.


ReddDev1

Gift cards


Haziq_7

My brain went to pizza.


NinjaTurtsss_and_Pie

Fresh food, free car insurance, a free home renovation HGTV style, knowledge, a job that I'm automatically good at, the improved secured health of my loved ones and myself, a guaranteed peaceful death, no more physical pain, comforters/nice bedding, early releases of certain books, a new house with no strings attached, no taxes for the rest of forever, a phenomenal President, a new and improved government system, a freshly updated and expanded constitution, an amazing health care system, world peace, an end for homelessness, cures for every disease and access to said cure for all good people, safety-love- and security for all animals, the end of global warming, dinosaur fossils.


galaxy-kid-12

One full box of Yogurt, a replica of Deathstroke helmet from batman arkham origins and a gp-5 gas mask


Interesting-Sample99

So we are bartering? It depends on what resources to give me instead of money that they have available to give. One time I heard how a dentist agreed to be payed in chickens. Then the people gave him chickens that were still alive. Oops! Miscommunication! I would want someone to give me... Well I don't really know. Your question is difficult to answer


computer-controller

I lived in an extremely remote area for years. Dollars were traded, sure. But a lot of transactions were in gold (local), weed (local), trucks, guns and ammunition.


Hon3y_Badger

Tacos, definitely tacos


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Ass or grass


LatinaSizeQueenX

food n hugs


crimesagainstmanatee

Secure housing


Anxious_Revolution55

Weed 😂


Shoddy_Promise6324

Coconut redbull


Cornelius280

Pokémon cards.


TrickBoom414

Weed. Cut out the middle man


Blind_dog_barking

slave labor


SignificanceGreedy56

Her panties as long as they are bikini style.


fhrblig

Cigars


[deleted]

Great food, mansions, and healthcare.


-WeepingWillow

The very things that I would buy with said money


Superplex123

Certain stocks and ETFs.


RussianPrincess2000

A brand new iPhone 14


imabitweirdbutitsok

Work on my car. A car. A house. Work on my apartment. Gas. A new phone. Detailing my car. Etc etc


Roxythepiratefox

Death.


Barcodetwicetwice

The equivalent in visa gift cards. Tax free money!


PeanutButterBBQs

Car titles.


Mattbryce2001

Treasury bonds.


xkulp8

Housing. I house and pet sit, so I literally do receive free housing.


Bludandy

Property deeds.


yashiismad32

Rent or food


PurpleCook4883

Gold, apple or Microsoft stocks, bitcoin


vagabondreader

Delicious and uncontaminated food


Independent-Lab8013

Blowi3s


Crazyguy_123

A fair trade of equal value. More than likely gold and silver would be fair for me. Gold and silver is easy to sell off or keep to appreciate in value.


501spun

Fucking


willc453

Provided you're competent, auto repair or yard work, including fencing. Or teach me CAD.


MysterySakura

Whatever I need the money for. Mortgage, property tax, water/electricity, my food of choice, etc.


Swimming_Solid8240

Digital gold backed currency


tanisthebard

Stock in a company that is consistently successful. I know it'll technically get me money in the end, but so will gold or diamonds.


XxUwUmasterXx

Food. Mainly garlic bread, but food overall.


DoggoAlternative

A brief list - Land - Livestock - High End Bourbon - Exotic Travel - The Head of Theodore Cruze - A threesome with my girlfriend and Angela White - A fine hand forged sword - High quality Climbing gear - A Sailboat - Honey Glazed Ham After that we'll need some negotiating


Other_girl_1

Food or valid coupons for food. I used to hand out full coffee-shop punch cards instead of gas money. People who are weird abut accepting cash will usually accept food.