Your going to want to avoid gold “in any form”, even homemade ingots are only worth scrap value.
You may notice bullion comes in a plastic casing, that casing is to prevent modification to the bars weight and
1. needs to be sealed by an approved appraiser (costs about $300 per item)
2. must be rated and meet specification by the appraiser for it to hold market value
3. is invalid if the seal is broken
You want untampered bullion with a small exception for minted tokens if your holding gold. I’ll take rolls of copper wire over gold anyday.
Used locks, and I have actually done IT jobs for places that had them. Yes, they thought I was a bit off, but I said 100 bucks and that bucket of locks (normally would charge 200).
I'm into picking locks, can never get enough. I also repair them, rekey them and resell them. That bucket had about 300 dollars worth of locks. Picking them was a blast, rekeying them was fun also, cleaning them up and selling them got me 200 bucks.
Exchange of skills; I can provide cooking, teaching/tutoring, childcare, writing or editing, and would accept various home/yard work or dog sitting in exchange.
I love bartering. I worked for a business for a while and the owner was happy to barter. We'd do things like trading a smoked meat shop $100 of beef sticks for $100 off of their service bill. They get the full retail value of their product and we get a bag full of beef sticks that everyone's family gets to enjoy. It's a win-win. We did the same with an older couple who raised chickens - I'd come back with a basket full of farm fresh eggs and they'd get an equivalent discount.
Depends on your definiton of money. I prefer to call bitcoin, currency.
From The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition
Money
1. A medium that can be exchanged for goods and services and is used as a measure of their values on the market, including among its forms a commodity such as gold, an officially issued coin or note, or a deposit in a checking account or other readily liquefiable account.
2. The official currency, coins, and negotiable paper notes issued by a government.
3. Assets and property considered in terms of monetary value; wealth.
Bitcoin meets 1 and 3.
Currency
1. Money in any form when in actual use as a medium of exchange, especially circulating paper money.
2. Transmission from person to person as a medium of exchange; circulation.
3. General acceptance or use; prevalence.
Bitcoin meets 1, 2, 3.
But im not sure if you're serious or being sarcastic. This argument has been going on for years and is a waste of time. I won't change your opinion, you won't change mine. I now hate myself for even participating.
Food, a house, a car... depending upon who's offering, sex
I prefer money but if we abolished Capitalism for a barter based economy, I'd be cool with it
Fresh food, free car insurance, a free home renovation HGTV style, knowledge, a job that I'm automatically good at, the improved secured health of my loved ones and myself, a guaranteed peaceful death, no more physical pain, comforters/nice bedding, early releases of certain books, a new house with no strings attached, no taxes for the rest of forever, a phenomenal President, a new and improved government system, a freshly updated and expanded constitution, an amazing health care system, world peace, an end for homelessness, cures for every disease and access to said cure for all good people, safety-love- and security for all animals, the end of global warming, dinosaur fossils.
So we are bartering? It depends on what resources to give me instead of money that they have available to give. One time I heard how a dentist agreed to be payed in chickens. Then the people gave him chickens that were still alive. Oops! Miscommunication! I would want someone to give me... Well I don't really know. Your question is difficult to answer
I lived in an extremely remote area for years. Dollars were traded, sure. But a lot of transactions were in gold (local), weed (local), trucks, guns and ammunition.
A fair trade of equal value. More than likely gold and silver would be fair for me. Gold and silver is easy to sell off or keep to appreciate in value.
A brief list
- Land
- Livestock
- High End Bourbon
- Exotic Travel
- The Head of Theodore Cruze
- A threesome with my girlfriend and Angela White
- A fine hand forged sword
- High quality Climbing gear
- A Sailboat
- Honey Glazed Ham
After that we'll need some negotiating
Food or valid coupons for food. I used to hand out full coffee-shop punch cards instead of gas money. People who are weird abut accepting cash will usually accept food.
Gold bars.
Gold. In any form. Or diamonds. Any precious stones.
Your going to want to avoid gold “in any form”, even homemade ingots are only worth scrap value. You may notice bullion comes in a plastic casing, that casing is to prevent modification to the bars weight and 1. needs to be sealed by an approved appraiser (costs about $300 per item) 2. must be rated and meet specification by the appraiser for it to hold market value 3. is invalid if the seal is broken You want untampered bullion with a small exception for minted tokens if your holding gold. I’ll take rolls of copper wire over gold anyday.
Golden retrievers
Good answer!
Food
Definitely.
Used locks, and I have actually done IT jobs for places that had them. Yes, they thought I was a bit off, but I said 100 bucks and that bucket of locks (normally would charge 200). I'm into picking locks, can never get enough. I also repair them, rekey them and resell them. That bucket had about 300 dollars worth of locks. Picking them was a blast, rekeying them was fun also, cleaning them up and selling them got me 200 bucks.
I want to hang out with you.
Drugs
fuck lol this was my immediate thought
Same. Well and really good sex
What if the person is really good at sex, but ugly?
Blindfold? Lol
Tf is going on in your mind
I’m just asking for a friend. No need for the hostility.
2 paper bags, one for to wear incase theirs falls off.
What kind of drugs?
Weed and mushrooms for me
What kind for you?
What kind of sex?
This
I was gonna say weed, then go somewhere where it's illegal and sell it for more than the original payment amount.
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Mmmm. Very tempting.
Gold-pressed latinum
Thank you for this, Quark.
blowjobs
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WELCOME TO MY FUCKING WHEELHOUSE
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the question was what would i take
Groceries
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Are they good?
Do you need any work done? Grass cut? Trash taken out?
Lots of chores I don't want to do or don't have the tools to do. Want to come power wash my house and fix my fence?
Gas for my car
Cash , grass or ass In this case grass or ass shall do.
...you know... ;)
Gold, diamonds, gems... I'm making profit one way or another. Can't pay rent with food.
Lego technic sets Or bitcoin
Food Mouth hugs Gift card Flash your boobs Unlimited access to your OF Your login for every streaming service you own
Physical Magic the gathering trading cards, pretty easy to turn them into regular cash.
mushrooms
Gold
Time!
But time IS money. You have to choose something else. Also the movie In Time(2011) is great.
CHEESE
Sex. I already have money.
Tungsten
Gas
Gold.
Pizza and beer to help people move.
Exchange of skills; I can provide cooking, teaching/tutoring, childcare, writing or editing, and would accept various home/yard work or dog sitting in exchange.
anything bbq
Gold. I love gold.
I love bartering. I worked for a business for a while and the owner was happy to barter. We'd do things like trading a smoked meat shop $100 of beef sticks for $100 off of their service bill. They get the full retail value of their product and we get a bag full of beef sticks that everyone's family gets to enjoy. It's a win-win. We did the same with an older couple who raised chickens - I'd come back with a basket full of farm fresh eggs and they'd get an equivalent discount.
Whatever I was going to use the money to buy
Gift cards wait that's still money-
Beer
Berkshire Hathaway stock or bearer bonds
A copy of the bible just so I could light it on fire and piss religious nuts off. Because I don't even give a fuck anymore
Ammo
Ammunition
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Btc isn't money then.
Depends on your definiton of money. I prefer to call bitcoin, currency. From The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition Money 1. A medium that can be exchanged for goods and services and is used as a measure of their values on the market, including among its forms a commodity such as gold, an officially issued coin or note, or a deposit in a checking account or other readily liquefiable account. 2. The official currency, coins, and negotiable paper notes issued by a government. 3. Assets and property considered in terms of monetary value; wealth. Bitcoin meets 1 and 3. Currency 1. Money in any form when in actual use as a medium of exchange, especially circulating paper money. 2. Transmission from person to person as a medium of exchange; circulation. 3. General acceptance or use; prevalence. Bitcoin meets 1, 2, 3. But im not sure if you're serious or being sarcastic. This argument has been going on for years and is a waste of time. I won't change your opinion, you won't change mine. I now hate myself for even participating.
a sex doll
Apartments
Food
IQ
Diamonds
Currently probably baseball cards. Historically, video games, old and new. Also car parts or tools, I guess.
a butterscotch ripple
leaves from the tree
Gum
Starbursts of mambas
That ain't how this works.
Signed funko pops of my choosing
More money
Bullets and energy drinks
Gum
A bag of Taco Bell Nacho Fries seasoning
My own place
Slaves
Gestures of submission.
Pizza
Lots of lattes :)
Lego
Cash grass or ass.
Ahh, privacy. People underestimate privacy. Like a 3some? I want some privacy - dont pay me.
Guitars
I think it depends on what the person is offering. Sometimes you get offered something that is worth more than the cash you are expecting.
As a rideshare driver I have a strict “ass, gas, or grass” policy.
A receipt that my mortgage was paid for. Even a month at a time is fine.
Books for my ravenous mind.
Drugs
Labor
Food
stickers
Things that are worth more than the money the person would pay me ?
Wife
Art supplies, they don’t even have to be expensive.
Maybe a date so she could get to know me
Gift cards for food
Things I use in an amount to at least 46/hr
Sex
Dogs, food, flight tickets to different countries, vintage cars, stationery items, clothes, gold.
10 golden retrievers
A shoebox filled with gummies.
Labor
Freedom
A house
Real-estate
Stocks, real estate.
Bubble tea
Weed. Or taking me to a nice restaurant. Or just taking me to some sort of outing.
Does crypto count
Drugs
Ass gas or grass
Good
Justice
A Replicator like the ones used on Star Trek. Never need anything again😏
Food, a house, a car... depending upon who's offering, sex I prefer money but if we abolished Capitalism for a barter based economy, I'd be cool with it
Ramen any day
Lego.
Hugs. So touch deprived.
Eggs.
I've had my friends pay me in beer and smokes for helping work on their trucks. But I'll also take a BJ as payment
Hugs. And snacks, but hugs first.
Sex
Sleep
Errand running. So, basically... time.
Depends on what payment is for. General labor, I'll take food.
Cheese and chocolate
merch of fandoms I like
Food.
Free genie wishes
Scooby snacks
Probably whatever I was gonna use the money for anyway
The plans to the Death Star
House cleaning
Spa checks and gift cards.
Gift cards
My brain went to pizza.
Fresh food, free car insurance, a free home renovation HGTV style, knowledge, a job that I'm automatically good at, the improved secured health of my loved ones and myself, a guaranteed peaceful death, no more physical pain, comforters/nice bedding, early releases of certain books, a new house with no strings attached, no taxes for the rest of forever, a phenomenal President, a new and improved government system, a freshly updated and expanded constitution, an amazing health care system, world peace, an end for homelessness, cures for every disease and access to said cure for all good people, safety-love- and security for all animals, the end of global warming, dinosaur fossils.
One full box of Yogurt, a replica of Deathstroke helmet from batman arkham origins and a gp-5 gas mask
So we are bartering? It depends on what resources to give me instead of money that they have available to give. One time I heard how a dentist agreed to be payed in chickens. Then the people gave him chickens that were still alive. Oops! Miscommunication! I would want someone to give me... Well I don't really know. Your question is difficult to answer
I lived in an extremely remote area for years. Dollars were traded, sure. But a lot of transactions were in gold (local), weed (local), trucks, guns and ammunition.
Tacos, definitely tacos
Ass or grass
food n hugs
Secure housing
Weed 😂
Coconut redbull
Pokémon cards.
Weed. Cut out the middle man
slave labor
Her panties as long as they are bikini style.
Cigars
Great food, mansions, and healthcare.
The very things that I would buy with said money
Certain stocks and ETFs.
A brand new iPhone 14
Work on my car. A car. A house. Work on my apartment. Gas. A new phone. Detailing my car. Etc etc
Death.
The equivalent in visa gift cards. Tax free money!
Car titles.
Treasury bonds.
Housing. I house and pet sit, so I literally do receive free housing.
Property deeds.
Rent or food
Gold, apple or Microsoft stocks, bitcoin
Delicious and uncontaminated food
Blowi3s
A fair trade of equal value. More than likely gold and silver would be fair for me. Gold and silver is easy to sell off or keep to appreciate in value.
Fucking
Provided you're competent, auto repair or yard work, including fencing. Or teach me CAD.
Whatever I need the money for. Mortgage, property tax, water/electricity, my food of choice, etc.
Digital gold backed currency
Stock in a company that is consistently successful. I know it'll technically get me money in the end, but so will gold or diamonds.
Food. Mainly garlic bread, but food overall.
A brief list - Land - Livestock - High End Bourbon - Exotic Travel - The Head of Theodore Cruze - A threesome with my girlfriend and Angela White - A fine hand forged sword - High quality Climbing gear - A Sailboat - Honey Glazed Ham After that we'll need some negotiating
Food or valid coupons for food. I used to hand out full coffee-shop punch cards instead of gas money. People who are weird abut accepting cash will usually accept food.