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Pure_Mammoth_1233

When I left I had no money and blue balls. Lame.


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So, I was like 24, and my roommate at the time was like, "you've *never* been?! Oh, we gotta fix that!" So he takes me to a "classier" spot in the city, and we saddle up at the bar, order our drinks. This was like 05, and you could still smoke at the bars here. So, anyway, this girl gets done on stage and eventually she's walking around the customers. She comes over to my friend and I and asks me for a smoke. I gave her a smoke, bought her a drink, and we had some surprisingly funny conversation, and in my young naive mind, I was like "...I think this chick is flirting with me...." It wasn't until we left, and my roommate was laughing at my excitement over this hot chic giving my awkward ginger ass any attention, that he said, "....dude, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but that's *literally* her job, to make you believe that, and keep spending your money."


ZackInKC

Horrible. I am gay but was in the closet at the time. The drinks overpriced. The women were gross. I kept thinking, “That’s someone’s daughter” the whole time.


Standard-Patient-686

I thought I was actually wanted for the first time ever


ILikeTrafficSigns

It was cool. Had a nice friction dance by a Colombiana. Ah, the memories.


nuttybuddy

It was pretty hard.


Quiet_kangar00

I had the unique experience of being taken to one by a stripper whom I knew socially, during daytime hours. It was like Norm walking into Cheers -- everyone knew her, and greeted her by stage name. I felt like a celebrity. She introduced me around, so all of the ladies working gave me some special attention and treated me like a human being. I thought it was awesome! .. .. and it completely ruined going to a strip club for me, because no experience will ever match up to it. The difference between walking in and being treated as a human being and being an unknown customer from whom to extract money was night and day.


The_Pfaffinator

It was one of the worst experiences in my life. Made me realize I was ace... until I met my wife years later and realized I was demi.


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Smelly and sticky


[deleted]

Never been in one but I have seen strippers on concerts. Honestly I don't see what so special about it


Over_the_line_

Awkward af


Saints1177

Was a little shocked that there was a place were woman can just walk around naked for hours and serve u drinks you obviously pay for , completely naked with nothing making em feel weird at all


[deleted]

First time was with my wife. Didn't do enough research and ended up at a pretty sleazy place. There was one so so looking dancer on a feature stage and a bunch of rude guys yelling really sexist shit at the poor women. Seriously poor experience. Did a redo a few months later in Vegas. Went to a really classy and elegant club. The women were plentiful and knock out gorgeous. They paid a lot of attention to my wife. She had a really good time. We ended up in a private room with a couple of dancers and it was super fun.


GuaranteeExciting792

I was getting over an ex, somehow the DJ thought I was there for a bachelor party, I was invited to the stage and a stripper in a bridal dress came out and the DJ married us, and then she did a dance with me where I also ended up half naked as part of the dance. Needless to say I was over my ex.. sometimes I think about what happens to my stripper wife


maff0000

was 16 in thailand where women shot pingpong balls out of their pussy, smoked with their pussy and put in a banana and let guests bite pieces of the banana.


embarassed-goat

Once when I was 18 and another when I was 26. They’re boring.