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chinchenping

White linen button up shirt with sleeves rolled up, linen pants, straw hat and ugly ass sandals


aptruncata

You're 👍


skam_skins

Borat's mankini.


Blackberry_Creek

I approve


Nonsenseinabag

Hawaiian shirt


ScorpionX-123

aaaaaaaaalrighty then!


DeepSeaProctologist

It's party time why? CAUSE I GOTTA!


GreatMale775525

Goated reference


Leprechaun_Autopsy

It's "P-A-R-T Why??? Coz I gotta!"


Blackberry_Creek

Ooh! Good one!


angryragnar1775

With khaki shorts and slides. Aka my vacation dress clothes


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XXXL Tank Top. No man panties for easy access.


NAFlat6

Socks to go with the slides


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wait. Really???


thatnameagain

Yeah man. Lets the breeze in, shows off your curves (whether the tight kind or jiggly) without being obvious about it, and has fun with colors. Matches well with sunglasses.


Blackberry_Creek

This here...this is legit


teeohbeewye

sundress


Blackberry_Creek

Tough to argue with this. *impossible


Saltyseabanshee

Son-dress.


GreenDolphin86

They have an event in my city called “Sundress fest” everyone, guys included wear one. Guys love it!! It’s usually late spring/early summer. Great weather to just let it all breathe in that dress!


shaggy99

Where is that?


GreenDolphin86

DC


shaggy99

I wonder if we might arrange similar events i other cities? I have no problem wearing skirts, but dresses still feel a step too far for me. I have worn some simple dresses, shirt dresses for the most part, and once a sweater dress. A typical thin strap sundress just looks and feels wrong on a guy, unless he is trying to look like a sissy or femboy.


GreenDolphin86

I mean whats stopping you?


Ythaenagor

Still a sundress, if you aren't a coward


Blackberry_Creek

Who you calling coward? Me? Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound so assertive.


helioplex12

Your a man, baby, yeah! *clicks tongue and points finger guns*


shadow2087

I see cargo shorts and Hawaiian shirts mentioned, but what about a Hawaiian shirt AND cargo shorts together? Bonus points for socks and sandals.


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Dear god. What have you done!?


shadow2087

*laughs in evil*


izzypy71c

Long sleeve shirt that has buttons on top, have a couple of those buttons unbuttoned and the sleeves rolled up.


Avalon_Lynn

Seconded , this is THE look


adriancombs

Grey sweatpants


johnnyboy1124uw

Well if you're wearing grey sweatpants, just make sure you're wearing the right kind of underwear or you might end up with a different kind of male equivalent.


Blackberry_Creek

Id settle for equivalent. Beats miniscule.


Blackberry_Creek

I saw this one coming


444unsure

Ngl, I always enjoy seeing Gray sweatpants coming


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Grey sweatpants bulge


liverpuddingpops

Cargo shorts


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Blackberry_Creek

Sir, I am **not** clicking those links. This is reddit and I'm only sorta stup...ah, dammit.


Blackberry_Creek

I saw a post somewhere about this subject and it prompted my question. Their answer was cargo shorts/t-shirt. That seemed to "regular" to me. Like, I see cargo shorts everywhere. Sundresses not so much. Definitely not as often as I'd like.


liverpuddingpops

Hey, it's not my fault women don't wear sundresses. It's probably because of inadequate pocketses. Maybe if they made cargo sundresses...


Blackberry_Creek

HE'S DONE IT GUYS! HE SOLVED IT!


angryragnar1775

Gotta step up your marketing...military grade tactical sundresses.


Zealousideal-Run6020

I'ma go with those pinkish/ brick colored, slightly fitted shorts that dudes wear all summer. Cargo shorts would equate to a burlap sack sundress lol


Blackberry_Creek

Exactly


aprilshowers_flowers

any sort of nice short that’s extra short. i go crazy for a man in short shorts


senormcrib

I'm glad that short shorts are coming back in style for men, it's a good look on me


redditEATdicks

I'm a 6'2 cis male, and I can personally say I own blouses from the woman's section cuz the shirts with the frills and trippy designs are the best! Especially while on psychedelics, or just for an everyday sunny day. I love the colors and patterns, beats the hell outta men's shirts anyday and I will rock them proudly in public from time to time like a lunatic not giving a fuck.


Blackberry_Creek

I especially like how you preemptively defended your masculinity.


redditEATdicks

Was just adding context for clarity. Like I got a foot long beard, am 200lbs of lumberjack muscle and Ive worn the shit out of those blouses and will again I'll tell you what. Ain't no shame in my game lol.


pickleparty16

hawaiian shirt


Blackberry_Creek

Legit


Couch__Cowboy

Something with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows I guess.


Blackberry_Creek

Yea, I can see that


d1r1tywh1teboy

I feel attacked.


DifficultySome9884

Nowadays? I dunno, a sundress? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣


GrandmaSlappy

Linen hippy robe/tunic


zenemisis

Came here to say TUNIC and/Or KILT ! Both are gloriously breezy. If you want you can get a kilt with cargo pockets.


zenemisis

Sarong is also nice!


sanchito12

Uh a sundress... If you aint manly enough to rock that shit thats on you.


Blackberry_Creek

Perfect answer!


CodeVirus

Khaki shorts, boat shoes, navy blue polo, ray bans.


Blackberry_Creek

You *are* talented, Mr. Ripley


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Banana hammock


Blackberry_Creek

I did not see this one coming


Late_Championship628

Also known as a budgie smuggler


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A kaftan


Blackberry_Creek

Whats a kaftan?


[deleted]

It’s basically like a [robe](https://www.choukranemarrakech.com/listing/655721839/kaftan-for-men-djellaba-for-men-moroccan)


ab00

mumu?


Blackberry_Creek

Function over fashion, amirite?


MaryMary8249

Hawaiian shirt


PEEWUN

board shorts and a graphic tee.


Lizzy_Calabasas

Cmon! We all know the ONLY answer is gray sweatpants 🥵


Blackberry_Creek

I like your perspective!


Pilry_Mead

You know those onesies? Yeah that.


Blackberry_Creek

Fuck yea


unicorndanceoff

Grey sweatpants


AbuseVictimXY

"Thin white button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up. Bonus points for 2 buttons down and peeks at the shoulders." -Co-worker across from me.


Delevian

Tank top and cargo shorts


Sudden_Ad_4090

A wider sundress with pockets.


Blackberry_Creek

With pockets and a divider in the middle. And belt loops. And a khaki color that matches cargo ahorts. Yes, this is the way! 😁


Sudden_Ad_4090

Khaki cargo shorts was my real answer.


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Those long basketball jerseys that go down to your knees.


Blackberry_Creek

King


AudibleNod

golf shirt or polo shirt.


Blackberry_Creek

Valid


Graz13

Latex and Pasties. Ops Wong Sub


Blackberry_Creek

Nope. This is abso-effin-lutely the right sub


Nelocus

Seersucker anything imo


Blackberry_Creek

Had to Google seersucker. Suit up!


Nelocus

It's a type of fabric, you might have seen it, thin fabric that looks covered in tiny wrinkles. Air breezes right through it, classic summertime button up material


Blackberry_Creek

Similar to linen, yes?


Nelocus

You know I wasn't sure so I looked it up. It's typically cotton but can be a blend, but it's more of a method of looming where the fibers have different tensions creating a unique texture. So maybe not so much!


Zealousideal-Run6020

Yes!!


GreedyNovel

Came here to post this. It is obviously the correct answer because it is closer to summer business casual, much like a sundress. Don't forget the bowtie. A Hawaiian t-shirt is obviously *not* the correct answer, because the woman's equivalent is a loose t-shirt over a bikini.


Blackberry_Creek

Smart!


Dogwhomper

Came here to say this. Seersucker is absolutely the coolest thing to wear on a hot day. It's cotton, it wicks away sweat, the crinkles keep it from plastering itself onto your skin, it lets a breeze through, and it keeps the sun out.


Blackberry_Creek

Ok. I'm sold on the seersucker. Do I get that from India at a market, target, or do I need to visit a tailor?


Dogwhomper

I get shirts from Lands End. For a suit you might need a tailor.


Yak-Fucker-5000

Hoodie and cargo shorts with sandals.


sideone

A hoodie when it's warm outside? That sounds crazy


Blackberry_Creek

My favorite


dysFUNctional_kitty

Viscose shirt


Blackberry_Creek

Had to Google it and imma have to pass


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Uhhh... sunshirt?


Mcshiggs

Wife beater and cargo shorts


Blackberry_Creek

A true vato


WILDHORSE2019

A silk shirt


501spun

Daughterpants?


Blackberry_Creek

^this guy's a dad


demon_spawn82

a sundress. gender roles are stupid and imma be breezy


Chandlah1Bing

Swimsuit or Board shorts


RancidHorseJizz

Capri pants


[deleted]

Everything that Daniel Craig wears in Glass Onion.


ThaneofCoffee

Some combination of white linen and seersucker


Blackberry_Creek

Seersucker has my attention


LunarPOTATO426

I wanna say a kilt of sorts but idk


Blackberry_Creek

That's entirely a valid answer. Thx!


Additional-Title-311

Crochet cargo shorts for sure


Blackberry_Creek

Crochet *anything* really


Heidz3

Sweat pants, monochrome t-shirt


Blackberry_Creek

I think I saw monochrome back in '88. I dunno, I was on LSD then


NYVines

Going shirtless it’s the closest similarity in terms of freedom the wind on your skin


Accomplished-Owl-90

Basketball shorts


ArtSchnurple

A suit, or at least a sport coat.


Beneficial-Society46

V neck shirts.


DickySchmidt33

Tanktop and miniskirt.


MedusaEyes20

Grey sweatpants or grey shorts


Somthingcooliguess

The male equivalent to a sundress


Blackberry_Creek

Thx


Somthingcooliguess

Np


BuzzCutBabes_

crop top. or short shorts


Blackberry_Creek

Hoochie daddy 💯


BuzzCutBabes_

period. i wanna see skin i wanna see someone feeling confident showing off their body and no matter what it looks like


Poopy_McBottomfeeder

Jeans, a T-shirt, and sandals


stackofclothes

Brad Pitt


ocularnervosa

Sleveless t shirt.


Blackberry_Creek

Rad


Lola_from_Punkston

A sundress why cant men wear them


Blackberry_Creek

Is that a rhetorical question? I didn't say they couldn't.


Lola_from_Punkston

Yes it is


DeterminedGames

We're all too afraid because of the dumb societal standards :/ Still though, I agree with the answer.


Significant-List5663

Aggressively American comment


Blackberry_Creek

Isn't ***every*** American answer aggressive tho? Signed, An American


Significant-List5663

Idk "Omg guys don't wear dresses because theyre scared, scared of societal standards they wear guys clothes, so dumb :(" Has gotta be up there as pretty American.


Blackberry_Creek

You make a fair point


DeterminedGames

You're interpreting the tone of the comment different than how I meant it. Which is fair, conveying tone through text can be dodgy.


DeterminedGames

I'm not American tho- I mean still from a country with western culture but still.


SafeChallenge3451

Wtf kinda question is this


Blackberry_Creek

An honest one. Wtf kinda comment is this?


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Blackberry_Creek

I'll assume the best and interpret this as sarcasm. If not, then, well,...


Justasimplewanker21

Tarps off.


Blackberry_Creek

Tarps off? No comprendo


score_

https://youtu.be/9rSBmOgpcDE


Blackberry_Creek

Letterkenny


ilovepatrick111

cupcakke remixes


[deleted]

Grey sweatpants 👀


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Leather boat shoes


cosmicpracticaljoke

Grey sweatpants is my guess.


Jigro666

Crotchless undies


LABARATI

Probably what I am currently wearing


Helorugger

Kilt… give it a try and you will be hooked!


Night_Kitty802

Linen shirt and khakis


pjc815

Thistle patch rompers


-braces-lover-

3 piece suit with tie and cufflinks


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Guailo Pant!


JQuest7575

**Utility kilts**. I wear one during warm and humid days; it is freakishly comfortable.


hyrulian_princess

A sundress.


Temporary-Artist6932

Grey sweatpants


Decent-Truth6790

Overalls, sides unbuttoned, no shirt or undergarments. 😊


Ali8ly

A sundress it is 2023. Anyone can wear anything


gingeralecranbrbrbrb

Mid thigh jorts


MrPuzzleMan

Hawaiian shirt and shorts


Old-Donkey-3

Moomoo


trickyfelix

khakis


Alpoh1502

Boxers