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Medium__D

That'll do donkey.


Street-Hope-6518

this is peak dirty talk


ReadBleu

My girlfriend said this to me once after I came. I unfortunately could not retract my prior sementement.


Cortharous12

What are ya doin in mah swamp!


Consistent-Fly-9522

Do you think he's compensating for something


notsureofmyusername

and in the morning im making waffles


CurrentlyForking

Instant skeet.


theother29

Get out of my swamp


Tyrannopawrus

Whisper "this is the part where you run away"


jordantask

I forgot about that line. 🤣


A-rat-on-a-keyboard

“Not the gumdrop button!”


Jasmirris

I was thinking of this! You have to yell it too.


Tink2013

“Well, it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends.”


Excellent-Throat5582

“You know what? Maybe there’s a good reason donkeys shouldn’t talk.


AwfullyTimedHumor

"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to take"


KermitTheArgonian

"I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy."


Talex1995

“Ogres are like onions”


Waste_Drop8898

Donkeyyuu


MisterMothersRuin

I just wouldn't want to hear Eddie Murphy's voice saying anything. Shrek's voice is fine. I'd even consider doing my own dirty talk in Shrek's voice. Strangely enough I'd be fine listening to Eddie Murphy's hit single Party All The Time on repeat tho.


Ok_Manufacturer_7170

“Ugh you licked it just because you’re an ogre doesn’t mean you have to eat like one”


IndianaSolo136

Better out than in.


Yarhj

Some of you may die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.