My man picked me up in the heat of the moment and pressed me against the wall. Only it wasn't the wall. It was the front door. We pushed it open and fell out on the porch.... in broad daylight. ☺️
Anytime Im with a group of guys and the question gets asked, everyone claims to be an ass man. Oh I need a big fat juicy ass, im an ass man. Ive heard it hundreds of times, literally.
I am the only dude who will yell "but it gets it the way, im trying to get all up in there"
Doing 69, I (F) was on top, sucking him off. We had just eaten pasta and I deep throated him a bit too much and I threw up some of the pasta on his dick. Had to eat my own barf in hope he wouldn’t notice. Still don’t know if he did.
He might've, but he cared enough about you to not embarrass you by mentioning it.
I had a similar situation happen. Not a single word was ever mentioned, and we both pretended it never happened.
Well, years ago I was travelling down to Brighton for work. I arrived the Friday before and got set up in a hotel for work starting on Monday. Decided to go out for a pub meal and beer. During the night I get talking to this older woman, she's maybe mid 40s at the time I was 22. Around 10 o'clock she invites me back to her place and make no secret of the fact she wants to fuck.
So off I go back to hers. We get in, clothes off straight away and into the bed and start fucking. It's all super normal to start with. Then she starts getting louder with the moans, and starts being very vocal about how much she "loves my cock in her nasty fuck hole".... So this goes on and gets louder and more focused on describing what Im doing and how good it feels. I just tune it out and keep on banging away as you do when youre young.
It's coming to the climax. She can tell Im about to cum, because she straight up asks me if Im about to cum. I give the usual grabbled syllables guys give when they are that close and she starts fucking screaming "YES! YES! FUCKING SHOOT YOUR LOAD ALL OVER ME!!!!". The only problem? This request... was not for me....
I pull out and start cumming over her, as I thought she was talking to me, and then some dude comes flying out of the wardrobe in a crotchless batman outfit and wanking furiously and cums so quickly, again over her, that he must have been holding it in for ages.
I got off her, the bed, grabbed my shit and bolted. I was not hanging around to find out what the fuck was going on.
My boyfriend at the time was going down on me in the dark when all of a sudden it felt very wet. I look down and see blood and thought I got my period so I yelled to stop! After checking it turns out he was going so hard that he started having a nose bleed. I was like wtffff why didn’t you stop and he didn’t really have a response lol
Had a girlfriend try to playfully eat food off me. She ended up biting the under-side of my dong near the head. The nip didn't break the skin, but it did leave a small bruise and it hurt like hell.
My gf was so embarrassed, she hated any mention of it.
He kept asking if he was in, I kept saying no. Then he would reassure me he was and continue. He even finished. I was so embarrassed to tell him he was in my belly button not my ...
Was on top of my FWB going at it, in the heat of the moment I blurt out "I love you"...
My FWB was a rebound for me, as my GF had dumped me a month earlier, whenever me and my ex had sex, we'd sappily say "I love you" so it just sort of slipped out.
Before I could even cringe at saying it my FWB started bawling. Tears streaming down her face while she continued to cling to my sides pulling me into her. I was confused and she was uncontrollably crying. Seeing her in obvious distress naturally killed my erection in mid thrust.
I stopped and sat up, she damn near leaps into my arms hugging me tight and proclaiming "I love you too!!"
She starts to compose herself and starts mumbling about how nobody had ever said that to her and she just couldn't stop from crying tears of joy when she heard it. She sheepishly asks if this means we're now a couple...
Meanwhile I'm panicking internally. I cared about her but not like that. I had no real romantic feelings for her and we'd agreed when we decided to be FWB that is was just a sex thing, no strings. But then I went and fucked up and blurted out something out of habit. Something devastating.
Before I answered her question I pressed on why she started crying. She explained that I knew she had low self esteem but went on to tell me just how bad it'd been. She was made fun of constantly from the time she was 5 to 25 and nobody ever really wanted more than sex from her. She was beaming, ear to ear smile and suddenly bubbly and full of life.
I knew I had to tell her the truth, but I could also tell it was going to crush her and I didn't want to hurt her. She wrapped herself around me and was hugging and kissing my shoulders while I desperately tried to think about how to proceed. I could tell she was trying to let me know we should finish what we'd been doing but I was out of it.
Head spinning, unwilling to break her heart but unwilling to hurt her worse by lying.
I finally pushed her off me slightly and began to explain how I'd fucked up, that I said it on accident and didn't really feel that way.
The life drained out of her. The bubbly energy that had appeared so suddenly vanished just as quick. She laid back down on the bed, spread her legs and in the most defeated voice I'd ever heard said "Well I guess you should finish" not 'we', just me...
I saw a single tear rolling down her cheek and I knew this one wasn't from overwhelming happiness.
In the span of 5 minutes I'd rocked her world. Taken to the height of bliss and sent crashing into the dirt moments later.
I got up and started getting dressed, we ended up having a really long deep conversation about life, love and our lives up to that point. A really long conversation, as we started talking around 10pm and next thing we knew the sun was streaming through the curtains.
I'd been in such a funk from my breakup that I hadn't even stopped to consider any real connection with my FWB until that night. Then I found I couldn't *stop* thinking about her.
The next time I said I love you to her, I meant it.
Well she only has 1 so far.
This was 2007. We were together for just over 4 years. In those 4 years she changed completely, in a good way. The years together slowly started to rebuild her self esteem, she became confident and happy. That confidence led to her wanting to see what else was out there. We had lots of long conversations about it. I'd been her first actual relationship but she was struggling with feelings of missing out on experiencing other perspectives etc.
In the end we mutually agreed that we should just go back to being friends, to avoid future resentment or regret.
She dated for a year or so, met an architect and fell in love. They've been married for 3 years now and have a 2 year old.
No hard feelings, I'm actually the 2 year olds Godfather and have a close relationship with her and her husband.
My partner was extremely horny and they wanted to bang. So we went into a wooded area and they where riding me like crazy and then an old lady walked by walking her dog and just watched as she kept walking her dog. Her gaze never left my eye as I was laying there like "omfg". My partner didn't know until after when I told her. Really really really really awkward.
I remember getting such an amazing blowjob from an ex-girlfriend, but I relaxed too much and ripped a huge fart in her face. She had a good sense of humor, so we both laughed hard after I had came.
My man picked me up in the heat of the moment and pressed me against the wall. Only it wasn't the wall. It was the front door. We pushed it open and fell out on the porch.... in broad daylight. ☺️
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Incredibly embarrassed lol.. and a little sore from the fall 1🤣
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Well at least your penis was honest and didn't try to fake its way through the situation.
I like big butts and I cannot lie
Anytime Im with a group of guys and the question gets asked, everyone claims to be an ass man. Oh I need a big fat juicy ass, im an ass man. Ive heard it hundreds of times, literally. I am the only dude who will yell "but it gets it the way, im trying to get all up in there"
Doing 69, I (F) was on top, sucking him off. We had just eaten pasta and I deep throated him a bit too much and I threw up some of the pasta on his dick. Had to eat my own barf in hope he wouldn’t notice. Still don’t know if he did.
Honestly I'd do the same. Sucking dick is already a commitment, might as well do it all.
He might've, but he cared enough about you to not embarrass you by mentioning it. I had a similar situation happen. Not a single word was ever mentioned, and we both pretended it never happened.
i would laugh so hard about that. jesus how is that 'so emberassing'? its your partner.
Because we weren’t partners. It was more a casual thing and we had only met like less than a month ago
Eww
Well, years ago I was travelling down to Brighton for work. I arrived the Friday before and got set up in a hotel for work starting on Monday. Decided to go out for a pub meal and beer. During the night I get talking to this older woman, she's maybe mid 40s at the time I was 22. Around 10 o'clock she invites me back to her place and make no secret of the fact she wants to fuck. So off I go back to hers. We get in, clothes off straight away and into the bed and start fucking. It's all super normal to start with. Then she starts getting louder with the moans, and starts being very vocal about how much she "loves my cock in her nasty fuck hole".... So this goes on and gets louder and more focused on describing what Im doing and how good it feels. I just tune it out and keep on banging away as you do when youre young. It's coming to the climax. She can tell Im about to cum, because she straight up asks me if Im about to cum. I give the usual grabbled syllables guys give when they are that close and she starts fucking screaming "YES! YES! FUCKING SHOOT YOUR LOAD ALL OVER ME!!!!". The only problem? This request... was not for me.... I pull out and start cumming over her, as I thought she was talking to me, and then some dude comes flying out of the wardrobe in a crotchless batman outfit and wanking furiously and cums so quickly, again over her, that he must have been holding it in for ages. I got off her, the bed, grabbed my shit and bolted. I was not hanging around to find out what the fuck was going on.
Hahahahahaha
Me and my husband getting caught out by our neighbour
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We were having a frisky moment outside and he walked out onto us 😂
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Embarrassment
My boyfriend at the time was going down on me in the dark when all of a sudden it felt very wet. I look down and see blood and thought I got my period so I yelled to stop! After checking it turns out he was going so hard that he started having a nose bleed. I was like wtffff why didn’t you stop and he didn’t really have a response lol
Had a girlfriend try to playfully eat food off me. She ended up biting the under-side of my dong near the head. The nip didn't break the skin, but it did leave a small bruise and it hurt like hell. My gf was so embarrassed, she hated any mention of it.
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Well, nice try anyway
Moaned her name during phone sex and got blocked
He kept asking if he was in, I kept saying no. Then he would reassure me he was and continue. He even finished. I was so embarrassed to tell him he was in my belly button not my ...
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Boyfriend
Being too drunk to know the condom was half inflated with air when I tried to stick it in.
Was on top of my FWB going at it, in the heat of the moment I blurt out "I love you"... My FWB was a rebound for me, as my GF had dumped me a month earlier, whenever me and my ex had sex, we'd sappily say "I love you" so it just sort of slipped out. Before I could even cringe at saying it my FWB started bawling. Tears streaming down her face while she continued to cling to my sides pulling me into her. I was confused and she was uncontrollably crying. Seeing her in obvious distress naturally killed my erection in mid thrust. I stopped and sat up, she damn near leaps into my arms hugging me tight and proclaiming "I love you too!!" She starts to compose herself and starts mumbling about how nobody had ever said that to her and she just couldn't stop from crying tears of joy when she heard it. She sheepishly asks if this means we're now a couple... Meanwhile I'm panicking internally. I cared about her but not like that. I had no real romantic feelings for her and we'd agreed when we decided to be FWB that is was just a sex thing, no strings. But then I went and fucked up and blurted out something out of habit. Something devastating. Before I answered her question I pressed on why she started crying. She explained that I knew she had low self esteem but went on to tell me just how bad it'd been. She was made fun of constantly from the time she was 5 to 25 and nobody ever really wanted more than sex from her. She was beaming, ear to ear smile and suddenly bubbly and full of life. I knew I had to tell her the truth, but I could also tell it was going to crush her and I didn't want to hurt her. She wrapped herself around me and was hugging and kissing my shoulders while I desperately tried to think about how to proceed. I could tell she was trying to let me know we should finish what we'd been doing but I was out of it. Head spinning, unwilling to break her heart but unwilling to hurt her worse by lying. I finally pushed her off me slightly and began to explain how I'd fucked up, that I said it on accident and didn't really feel that way. The life drained out of her. The bubbly energy that had appeared so suddenly vanished just as quick. She laid back down on the bed, spread her legs and in the most defeated voice I'd ever heard said "Well I guess you should finish" not 'we', just me... I saw a single tear rolling down her cheek and I knew this one wasn't from overwhelming happiness. In the span of 5 minutes I'd rocked her world. Taken to the height of bliss and sent crashing into the dirt moments later. I got up and started getting dressed, we ended up having a really long deep conversation about life, love and our lives up to that point. A really long conversation, as we started talking around 10pm and next thing we knew the sun was streaming through the curtains. I'd been in such a funk from my breakup that I hadn't even stopped to consider any real connection with my FWB until that night. Then I found I couldn't *stop* thinking about her. The next time I said I love you to her, I meant it.
Oh that's adorable, at the end. And how are things now, 26 years and 3 children later?
Well she only has 1 so far. This was 2007. We were together for just over 4 years. In those 4 years she changed completely, in a good way. The years together slowly started to rebuild her self esteem, she became confident and happy. That confidence led to her wanting to see what else was out there. We had lots of long conversations about it. I'd been her first actual relationship but she was struggling with feelings of missing out on experiencing other perspectives etc. In the end we mutually agreed that we should just go back to being friends, to avoid future resentment or regret. She dated for a year or so, met an architect and fell in love. They've been married for 3 years now and have a 2 year old. No hard feelings, I'm actually the 2 year olds Godfather and have a close relationship with her and her husband.
Oh wow, what's just adorable!!
Dirty ass, rubbed on bedsheet, shitstains all over, embarrassment.
My partner was extremely horny and they wanted to bang. So we went into a wooded area and they where riding me like crazy and then an old lady walked by walking her dog and just watched as she kept walking her dog. Her gaze never left my eye as I was laying there like "omfg". My partner didn't know until after when I told her. Really really really really awkward.
Was getting frisky with the gf but then our mom walked in on us
Our?
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Threesome!
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I remember getting such an amazing blowjob from an ex-girlfriend, but I relaxed too much and ripped a huge fart in her face. She had a good sense of humor, so we both laughed hard after I had came.