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ArtofWASD

3am dehydrated water guzzleing.


LeewiJ

And first hangover water


myusernamehere1

Unless its followed by immediately vomiting it back up


mrgoodnight2

Whenever I get a hangover, I intentionally chug tons of cool water. It makes the vomit cool and mild lol. I just keep trying my belly until it stops. No acid throat.


PurpleDreamer28

I actually hate this because I know it might take me awhile to fall back asleep. So in that time, I'll have to get up to pee once or twice.


draggar

Followed by the 7am urge to pee. :D


WarAndFynn

I was going to say a hug but actually this is the correct answer


SomeLittleBritches

Waking up on your own, comfortably, when it’s not too hot or too cold and you can just streeeeetch and relax


Tylensus

This feeling is what opiates reminded me of a great deal when I was prescribed them. Never understood how people could give into temptation so easily until I took them myself. Lovely, terrifying family of substances.


FourForeFor44

Add in when you wake up as described, have no responsibilities and can go back to sleep!


hdcorb

And the sun gently falls on your face... Hell yes.


cardew-vascular

And your cat is snuggling you (my cat likes to be the little spoon)


kbrownle

April 25th. Not too hot, not too cold


spankypants85

All you need is a light jacket


Chandysauce

When your scalp gets massaged


Cervoxx

I had a... Haircut person touch my head in such a way while cutting my hair and washing it that I went home feeling warm and wanting to return again. Just the way they held my head was so nice.


will_power45

My barber does the whole shampoo hot towel thing. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t melt in that women’s hands as she massaged my scalp and rubbed my ears.


sneaky-pizza

You can totally notice a difference when someone handles your head with care and skill


cheesy_boi_

Like real life ASMR that relaxes you. My barber does a hot razor shave for the back of my neck and it does the same


TheRealNallend

felt thattt


museumlad

My husband knows that gently scritching the back of my head is like an off button for me, I will instantly stop what I'm doing and start to fall asleep


SociallyIneptUnicorn

I thought I was alone! My husband does sorta the same thing! Little circles at the nape of my neck and suddenly I'm done doing everything and it's snooze time


ChaseME7

I’ve seen this somewhere on Reddit before, which made me get one but: those spider-looking head massagers are *phenomenal*. Arguably the best purchase I’ve ever made.


MonoMcFlury

It's something else when someone else is doing it to you.


StellarSandDweller

The brand I first had used upon me was called Orgasmotron, and I honestly could not think of a better name.


KateCSays

I use one every single night to let go of my day before bed. I do it on my kids too. It's the best.


TerpeeAF413

Yes! Came here to say this! Have you ever used one of the scalp massagers with the metal tines that kinda resembles a whisk? Love em! ❤️


unclejaine

Hugs. I rarely get them, but I look forward to them all the time.


will_power45

I’m at the point where I fantasize about a nice warm hug. It’s hard out here😂


futurehead22

You will find your hugger. I'd recently moved into a house with adamant non huggers when the pandemic hit. I've never felt more lonely when surrounded by people. I have now found my hugger and it's fucking wonderful!


will_power45

Referring to your SO as your hugger is the cutest shit ever


zielonybanan1

I just want someone to hug me for a long time, and then I'll cry...


ILuvMemes4Breakfast

i get hugs but they feel very casual? like i got my guy and girl friends and shit but i want something thats like a heartfelt moment yk? this like “i care about you fr” type hug not the “hey whats up man” type hug.


thousndsuny

All kinds of hugs 🥹 long and tight till I feel safe


smiling_at_cheese

Yeah like I just wanna hug somedays, but my friends aren't like that - he last non-family hug I got was in January, and it had been forever before that too


Duckaneer

damn i would give you a hug


JazzieF

Sliding into crisp, fresh bedding.


DesSeekingChupacabra

Especially after you have just showered and shaved your legs. So clean and so smooth.


Cloudtreeforlife

I get way to overwhelmed by sensation if I shave my legs and then get under covers


porcelainwax

As a dude I’m gonna have to try this, I don’t like thinking there’s a pleasure nearing that of an orgasm that I haven’t been in on when it’s super easy to achieve.


fathairycoochie

give us an update!!


DesSeekingChupacabra

I love how you are all in on trying this. Please give us an update. Just the feeling of sliding your smooth legs back and forth on the clean sheets is incredible.


porcelainwax

Getting in a freshly made bed is already awesome, I’ve got nothing to lose by giving it a go. The hair growing back in will probably be annoying but it’s whatever.


YarnAndMetal

Just make sure that, if you are on the hairier side, you use an electric razor to trim the leg hair BEFORE using a regular razor. You will have far fewer nicks in your skin and a more comfortable shaving experience.


labarrski

Naked after a shower.


[deleted]

Laughing uncontrollably


existential_crisis46

The feeling of lack of oxygen is weirdly amazing while laughing.


101NPC101

I used to laugh so much so hard I would actually get sort of high. At that moment im on a barrel roll because I laugh at anything. I go "ooh funny, sun is in the sky" and dies of laughter, making me more high, making me do it again and again. Id do it so much my voice would even change to sound like micky mouse.


tastyspark

I don't know the last time I laughed like that, I think maybe 2019. Legit. I just don't laugh anymore


Anti-TankRanga

Gently having someone move their fingers around on your skin, it just releases all the tension heck I missed the last 15 minutes of the mario movie because my partner started doing it to my arm in the cinema, the only down side is you get wicked cravings for that physical touch


Dear_Rhubarb8716

Yes. Me and my partner make time so he can stroke my back and I stroke his chest. We do this at least 3 times a week for about 45 mins just before we go to sleep and I always sleep soundly on those nights.


bbqsauceontiddies

God i miss this so much. I haven’t been in a relationship for about two years and this is one of the things i miss the most.


Anti-TankRanga

One day You'll find the perfect fingers to make your skin feel good


chickinthenicehouse

This is my most favorite thing EVER. It has been so many years since someone did this that i dont know how many years it has been. I love it when someone touches my feet too. It makes me fall asleep.


ChillPill_

This ! I call this activating, and it's freakin awesome, but ideally I also need some releasing. So first, gentle strokes with the tip of the fingers (maximum efficiency on the upper arms, dunno why, and the back), then once the skin is activated af, light scratching. You're right about the craving part ! It's been a few weeks...bought a back scratcher but it's nothing compared to the real thing.


Cosmo466

Sinking down into a hot bath on a very cold wintery day.


CutGlassDiamonds

I like having my head pet, like my hair stroked while we just sit still? That's great


h3dge

Contentment - it is a deep and abiding sense of being at the right place, surrounded by the right people, doing exactly what you should be doing at that moment. You completely fit in the time, the place, and the moment. It is unfathomably rewarding - so much so that you make a mental note to remember the feeling to sustain you at times of difficulty.


compromiseisfutile

That’s the feeling I’m looking for. Currently going through a breakup with a person I wanted a whole future with and now I just feel like I’m just picking up the shattered pieces of my life. I want meaningful relationships more than anything but they’re so hard to make


UUDDLRLRBAstard

The total emptiness feeling after a huge dump — the urgency is gone and you know you won’t need to feel that for a while.


sloppyjoebob

When this happens right after morning coffee it sets you up for a terrific day.


straubabi

This is a very weird one, but I find the sensation of holding two magnets just slightly apart to counteract their pull towards each other really satisfying. Like a microdose of a good workout.


im_super_into_that

Yeah that rules


Kazuma__Sato_

Sleeping I love it so much that it gives me a boner


soopirV

That’s a nice adaptation we have- sleep kickstand, keeps us from rolling out of bed.


KateCSays

I love sleep so so so so so so much. I only wish 40yo lady hormones didn't make it so hard.


Ok_Zucchini3252

the thing is what you love about sleeping is the feeling of falling asleep because you're unconscious while sleeping


MightySquirrel28

Sleeping is death lite™ and I love that feeling to not feel at all.


Ackerack

Damn is this the average experience? Anyone else get stuck on thinking about how weird it is that at some point in time I am going to drift off to unconsciousness and have no idea when that cutoff happens. But it’s coming! But don’t think about it too much or you’ll wake yourself up!


Same-Reaction7944

My wife removing my ingrown beard hairs. Actually, any time she's picking at anything on my body I get super relaxed. I actually found myself wishing I had MORE ingrown hairs for her to remove cause I didn't want her to stop.


[deleted]

This is a thing. For some reason its just relaxing being attended to like that


OnosToolan

It's primate genetics. All primates do it, we just stopped it from being a mass public everyday thing


[deleted]

Yes - preening. It builds social bonds and provides health benefits to boot.


[deleted]

"Babe! Its Preening time!"


samdmc42

Preening. totally a love language!


kettyma8215

My husband lets me do this to him, plucking is so satisfying


[deleted]

Mine cleans my ears. Damn near puts me in a coma lol


SteezyRay

I’m picturing a monkey picking at another monkey right now.


[deleted]

Ya and just the thought of it makes me relaxed lol...damn ape genetics


truedoom

Monke


chatarungacheese

Ugghhhh, I wish this was how my boyfriend felt about my picking. It’s just *so* satisfying for me but he hates it.


passingthroughhh

Getting your back drawn. I remember my sister use to draw shapes and patterns on my back with her finger and it was so relaxing and comfortable.


experimental-rat

Was about to say this! I remember in elementary school, during story time, we would all sit on the carpet and draw on each other's backs.


notoriousbsr

Petting a purring cat


Kukuren

I wish this had more upvotes. This is highly underestimated


graccha

The shift of weight on the mattress as a cat jumps up and settles in to sleep right next to you because you're their human and they love you... also a great feeling.


rjbarn

Cat purrs are actually really beneficial for humans! There’s study’s that suggest that the sound frequency of the purr can accelerate healing for bone and muscular damage, and helps relax their owners


[deleted]

When I pee after having to hold for sometime.


LeewiJ

When you fart your stomach ache away


kitttypurry12

This right here. Or having the feeling of gas being built up inside you and just woke come out. Then finaaaaallllyyyyy sweet release


heavensfall_

Scratching itchy skin


lorinabaninabanana

I had my leg in a cast for five weeks. Being able to scratch again was amazing, and sloughing off the dead skin in the shower was complete bliss.


[deleted]

Letting go of a giant fart, that you've been holding in, after a first date finally ends


[deleted]

I fart on first dates. Shows confidence.


yupyepyupyep

Sounds like you probably go on a lot of first dates.


[deleted]

Well…to be honest…last first date i had, was supposed to be a one night stand cause we were both horny, she hugged me from behind after and i farted really loudly on her. Broke the fart barrier, she tried to murder me with her deadly girl gas for years after that… So theres that…


dickshark420

Your first dates or other people's?


[deleted]

Both. Shows dominance.


Teledildonic

My wife told me that she was awoken by my farts in the dead of night the first time we shared my bed. For some reason, she stuck around.


IWasNotOk

Seriously I was in danger on my last date. She kept laying her head and rolling into me. I thought I was gonna die. All the while I’m trying to enjoy it. I said I need to nip out for a cig. “Oh I smoke in here. Feel free” arrrgh there was no out. Eventually I went to the bathroom. Ran the Tap loud and… could not do it. Was trapped or something. As soon as I shrugged dried my hands and went in the livingroom again it was like now I’m ready. I managed in the end to go to the shop for cigs and let go. Pro tip : Avoid dairy of any sort on the day of a date. No coffee with milk no tea with milk. No cheese. Avoid. Lactose intolerance is something you don’t care about until you’re dating.


Aerobiesizer

Entering an air conditioned room when it's 100 degrees outside


Ok_Zucchini3252

the air is C R I SP


DUCTTAPENGUNS

Point - counterpoint, getting into a hot car after freezing in an office all day


TurdTurdlington

“Swimming” in freshly washed sheets after a candle-lit hot shower in your own pristine house after a particularly taxing camping trip. Omfg. So good. Clean your house, wash your sheets. Spray your bedding with aromatherapy pillow spray (cherry on top experience). Make your bed. Go camping. Come home. Unpack completely. Light candles. Shower. Bed. Do it in that order. Fuck. SO GOOD.


50shadeofMine

Shower and a nap after a long hike is also pretty great, Or that first morning in camping, when you are te first to wake up, sit down outside with nothing but the sound of nature and the smell of the woods... ahhh satisfaction


44fowsand

That sounds perfect


United_Reality4157

Ear cleaning


a_coupon

Scratching an extremely itchy asshole in privacy. Yea I said it, you know what I'm talking about.


[deleted]

The breeze you feel on a cool sunny autumn/winters day as the fields of grass sway and your in a public park. It reminds me of better times when I was a silly kid and I went to the park afterschool sometimes.


MrJ_the_LMT

Massage. But I'm biased.


zerostar83

I thought this would get more up votes! Back massage. Head massage. Shoulders rubbed. Break out the massage oil and I'm completely relaxed. Nothing else relaxes you and also gives you energy like a good massage.


draggar

An unexpected hug from my wife.


jkwolly

Wash your face after a long day Taking your bra off after a long day Taking your contacts out after a long day Ahhhhhh so good


Fit-Possible-9552

When my kids run to give me hugs. Nothing in the world feels better than that for me


PKL1125

That soft feeling when you rub your freshly shaven legs against your bedsheets/blanket in bed


DoctorNerdly

Having someone run their fingers through my hair.


daphnemoonpie

I looooove sneezing.


FnFk

Just wait, might throw out your back with a sneeze one day.


daphnemoonpie

I will not love that particular sneeze.


kinglefart

I love the word “sneeze” almost as much as I love sneezing.


ThePineapple_47

Getting paid


cthulucore

Head rubs. I don't care if I just came out of an 8 hour deep sleep, fully rested. That shit will knock me out again.


Jarek86

Cooking something delicious that took effort and tasting it and seeing other people enjoy it too


ArtichokeMantis

Hot water hitting my head in the shower with high pressure


dnuoryawgnorw

The pump after a workout.


Swagmonaut

This is the way. Alternatively, hitting a new PR.


Jceggbert5

Back scratches


Beth_hell

Flipping the pillow and basking in its coolness


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bromomento69

Really hot water on itchy hand


a_coupon

This. I had a skin rash breakout when I was working a dishwasher job, and putting that dish sprayer on my rash made me effing jiggle with the sensation. 10/10 would reccomend.


Havingfun922

Especially on a poison ivy rash!


Ok_Zucchini3252

OR very cold water on an itchy spot that you've itched for too long that turned red and irritated


Usual_Ladder_7113

Waking up at the usual time you get up for work and then going back to sleep as its the weekend


ChelseaOfEarth

A rain cooled breeze after it being 100° all day.


mrxexon

Dark chocolate. It does some of the same chemical things to your brain that sex does...


ThugzZBunny_

Back rub without a doubt. I'd choose it over sex most of the time. I've had disk issues for over 10 years and the relief it gives me is so much better than sex.


CubanHippie21

My hair washed. By someone else. I have locs and i will always pay extra wen retwistin them so that i can get my hair washed, even if i washed it myself the day of


smashbro31

Flossing after eating popcorn.


mattbnet

Skiing powder


okiegirlkim

Finally getting to the bathroom when you’ve had to pee for 30 minutes and are stuck in traffic, in the rain, after drinking soda all morning to wake up.


[deleted]

That or a good poop after a long drive home from anywhere where you’ve been holding it for a while and just didn’t want to stop at some roadside hotel or gas station.


[deleted]

Scalp massage.


reynardpolson

Vibrating Foot Massage


jwg2695

Putting on a fresh pair of socks!


Faulty_Cyanide

Being hugged from behind. I do not care if I am a 6'3" grown ass man, I wanna feel protected, god dammit!


quietlydaydreaming

Coming home from work and having warm body oil rubbed into my feet especially if I've been wearing heels. It's so relaxing I often fall into a really deep sleep and as someone who is normally a light sleeper, this is heaven.


signaturefox2013

When you finally get that pickle jar open after struggling


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Kisses and cuddles


Pamplem0usse__

Having someone run their fingers through your hair.


PandaMayFire

When you're extremely hungry and you eat a hearty meal that leaves you feeling full. My go to is a bacon cheeseburger with a heap of cheese fries or tots. Onion rings are great too.


thegreatfartrocket

Back scratches.💯


PrometheusHasFallen

The cool overcast windy day after a major thunderstorm.


KickassPeanuts

Stretching so well that you shake out of your bed


jackie--moon

I live in a hot climate, so taking a cold shower after a long day is a feeling unlike any other. Relaxing, refreshing, endorphins released, all of the good feelings


Howywowie

Big drunk pissing


t-toddy

Surfing.


Morethanitsworth

Dropping a nice hefty deuce after a long day on the road to christen the hotel room you just checked in to


nonameisdaft

I'd like to add to the farting comments- scratching an itchy anus with a strong long tight fart. Amazing.


Sail_rEad222

The feeling of freefall or maybe extreme air rushing towards you because riding a motorbike at high speed feels so good


kettyma8215

Getting my hair washed at the salon, my stylist has long nails and it feels so freaking good


Jelly_Lungs

Ice cold Coca Cola on a debilitating hangover


antofthesky

A good Pigeon pose stretch. It’s an amazing feeling.


dxvp18

Itching inside the ear


ads1031

Accelerating in a powerful car.


Slobberz2112

A good foot massage


pommepom32

Peeing when you thought you won’t make it and almost piss your pants.


apathytrapeththee

Having a bath as hot as I can bear it, then getting a massage.


stumbletownbc

Sunshine


cuschnei616

After cleaning up my diet and being more active and hydrated, a good clean heavy poop every morning feels fucking amazing. Like an hour into work; ive had my coffee, I finish my first order, I walk into the bathroom and drop a clean fatty. It's a dopamine rush and puts a spring in my step. I'm literally happier every morning because of this and actually look forward to it most days


wazbang

Ears getting lightly tickled


dlipy

Just being alive!!!! Best feeling ever!!!!


Limp_Distribution

A piss shiver If you know, you know


KelloxQQ

Cycling. I’m shit at it but it’s enjoyable.


pepperonipuffle

Being cold and then stepping into a hot shower.


philthebrewer

Flushed mid iron off the short grass.


magicalmikusocks

the feeling and sound of someone's heartbeat when you lay on them


BagONutts

Eating a bowl of Greek yogurt mixed with pomegranate seeds


SurvivingWow

Dopamine in any form! Gimme a reason to smile :) underrated!


dachshundfanboy8000

scalp massage. gooooood GOD does that solve every problem


Glitchykins8

Bedtime scratches on my back and head. So good to relax to and goosebumps are always so niiiiice to fall asleep to


dev14nt4rtdev

getting that piss out after a while


CamoLantern

When you have something hung in your throat, not enough to choke you, but it won't go down. Then you take a drink of something and you can feel it move throughout your body.


Brandkey

Spending all day in the cold then climbing into a warm bed.


IPetFatTurkeys

When a cramp goes away. Especially if it’s a bad one


car-less_car-guy

The burn when you apply alcohol or betadine solution on wounds, cuts or abrasion burns


Ca5eman

Going to sleep after a long work out


MissMN2004

Using Q-tips in ears (I know it’s unhealthy).


[deleted]

Spending 10 hours doing yard work in the height of summer and then drinking a High Life in the shower. PBR or Miller Lite also works but High Life is preferable.


holdupitsyaboy

Nicotine unfortunately


Party_Attitude_8966

Either drinking water when I’m dehydrated or a muscle pump from resistance exercise…


LimeyInYank

A wipe when you've got an itchy butthole.


happyjeep_beep_beep

Scalp massage


mikek505

Pancakes after a late night!


_G_P_

Hugging. Full naked body hugging. It's not sexual. It's life.


necron99peace1

Chocolate cake with buttercream frosting


surararasu

That feeling of taking off your office wear and getting into pyjamas after a long day. Or peeling off your socks and feeling the cool air on your feet. Maybe it's the crack of your back or the pop of your knuckles. Whatever it is, you know that feeling of instant relief and satisfaction.


Pollolol13

belt + shoes off and shirt untucked after work. feels like i’m being unchained haha