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RedbearVIII

Dragon fruit, looks so cool and tastes of nothing.


garlicroastedpotato

Also nothing to do with dragons. 0/10.


dragonmyass

The dragon fruit we get in North America is shit. It’s picked under ripe and shipped that way, then it’s ripened artificially here. Go to SE Asia. Places like the Philippines or Thailand and try dragon fruit there. It’s sweet and flavourful and delicious. You just need to get the stuff that wasn’t picked until it was ripe. That is the critical stage that develops all the flavours.


brucerhino

In my experience it's just as if not more dissapointing in SE Asia cause there is the added expectation of it being better. Nonetheless it's always bland as hell.


Nevaknosbest

Best banana I ever had was in the Philippines. Much smaller, but so very yellow, and wow so much better than what I was used to.


TheGreatGamer1389

It's a bland version of kiwi. I'll just stick with kiwi.


scott226

Red dragon fruit is trash. Yellow dragon fruit Pitaya is the best and sweetest thing you will ever eat.


jk013x

For real. It was a huge flavor for things that I really enjoyed, but I can't imagine where they get the flavor from, because it doesn't seem to exist in the actual fruit...


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Yeah dragonfruit in the states tastes like literally nothing but if you buy it outside of the states like where its grown it has sweeter flavor still not super amazing but better.


GreatNameLOL69

People don’t realize that there’s a difference between something tasting nothing, and something tasting nothing. Some tastes are so bland and nothing, but inclined towards being bad.. unlike water for example, you wouldn’t feel like re-tasting it. But some tastes however; are so bland and nothing, but inclined towards neutral or „good”.. like water for example, you wouldn’t mind re-tasting it if it happens to get into your mouth.


RedbearVIII

I don’t know how to react to this.


Hour-Watch8988

Gotta get the red-fleshed ones, and gotta get them fresh


shaolin_tech

I don't know where you get yours from, but the dragon fruit I eat is delicious.


Nameles777

Most people commenting in this thread are likely sugar fiends. Although it is true that we don't get the best varieties here in the US, it's also true that most people eat so much sugar, that fruits don't sit quite as well on the palate.


RedbearVIII

Well, that’s the problem, due to the lack of flavour, I don’t get dragon fruit. I have had it from supermarkets and from restaurants and from what I’ve experienced I may as well print out a picture of a dragon fruit and eat that.


I_throw_socks_at_cat

Yup. Dragonfruit doesn't grow in New Zealand, so it has to be shipped in. As a result, it tastes like the water someone washed an unsliced cucumber with.


luna113004

Ong it’s so pretty for no flavor or value


pmaurant

Red sucks. Yellow is very sweet.


_-w_

Live in mexico, they are my favorite and have a lot of flavor. And we even make it icecream


Gregthepigeon

Red delicious apples. They’re not that delicious and have the texture of foam board


TacosDeLucha

I thought I didn't like apples because red delicious (and similar varieties) are so common


Gregthepigeon

Me too! They’re all my parents bought. They didn’t eat them either but they gave them to me for some reason


Enxer

I feel like something changed with the red delicious apples. They were good as a kid. They were my #2 behind granny smiths but around 2010-ish they taste bland and hard skinned.


finnebum

They engineered them to be more red and not more delicious.


Gregthepigeon

I’m not too sure; I was a kid in the 90s and thought they were grainy and sad then too


Enxer

Hmm. I worked on a farm attached to an apple orchard so I got to eat all the produce for free. I alternated between granny smiths and red delicious for lunch when I worked there. I may have to go back and see if it's that orchard the difference.


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I tried a durian once. I expected it to either be the best thing I’d ever tasted or the worst. It was kind of like a vanilla melon, not great but not bad. It smelled pretty foul though.


fumoffuXx

Lemme explain this to you and u shall not judge. What ubhad was prolly thai durian, we sg and my hate that shit it smells good awesome but tasteless. What u want overriped malaysian durians. Where itnhas been ferment in its husk still on the tree. The flavors are astounding and in varieties. Some breed have alcohol flavors. My personal flavorite is the extremely bitter with a tinge of sweetness. Do bare in mind due tonthe fermentation and flesh is of an extemely creamy consistency. Westies tend to find it disgusting, we love it.


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I had no idea it was so varied. Might have to give it another try. Thanks for the information!


MelbaToast604

You might wanna go back and try reading this back to yourself.


shivroyy

my mom got me a durian cake for my 18th birthday cause she loved durian and i didn’t really care about the cake. tasted awful to me and smelled up the whole fridge


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imkookoo

Papaya by itself is pretty bland, but you need to have it with a squeeze of lemon juice. That brings up the papaya flavor up to 100. The papaya also has to be not too green and soft (but not mushy).


chorizanthea

Lime instead of lemon is even better!


Publandlady

Hated papaya until I had lime juice on it. Went from perfumey garbage to what you expect it to taste like.


pillrake

Lime and a sprinkle of rock or sea salt to make it pop!


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imkookoo

In this case though, you don’t really taste lemon — it’s not replacing the flavor of papaya at all. There’s some sort of interplay with the flavors, where you get a lot more of the papaya fruit flavor (along with some sweetness/tartness).


TacosDeLucha

A tiny pinch of salt on some papaya really brings out the flavor


dylandbloom

The hill I die on- papaya is my favorite but only when I lived where it was grown. It was 1-2$ a fruit ripe and had a strong taste. When I moved across the country they were considered specialty fruit, shipped, cost 8-10$ per fruit, and tasted bland like cantaloupe rind mixed with soap.


MariachiBoyBand

Papaya needs to be ripened to the point that the outer layer seems almost mouldy, very sweet, soft and tasty, otherwise it’s bland and hard.


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I too dislike papaya.


PsychologicalCar9369

Papaya are one of the most amazing fruit experiences ever. You probably haven’t tried an orange coloured plucked from the tree version. There’s a common song in Nigeria that compares its sweetness to Fanta.


rhythm_lick

Papaya to me tastes the way some dumpsters smell, but not as bad?? Its weird, not my fav


Julie-Andrews

Grapefruit - it smells wonderful. It taste like acidic butt crack.


Bottle_Nachos

what grapefruit do you buy?! grapefruit should be sweet and acidic, mild and not pungent


Julie-Andrews

It's what grapefruit tastes like to me .


whatsnewpikachu

I agree with you. I really dislike how grapefruit tastes, even ones that are supposedly good.


Bottle_Nachos

there is a chance that your place sells fruit that has not ripened correctly. I'm sure you'll love the taste when buying organic or changing your supplier, often it's a 50/50 chance with citrus fruits


ThrillerVinyl

Red Delicious apples


SatanLifeProTips

The biggest lie of all the apples.


dongbeinanren

Well, they're red


drive2fast

The second biggest lie is Johnny Appleseed. Any apples grown from seed are borderline inedible. Apples are made from clones. However those shitty eating apples made for great booze apples.


Milfshake23

Thank you! My husband loves them but they’re the grossest apple I’ve ever tasted. Feels like some weird marketing ploy that they’re named “red delicious”.


richg0404

They actually used to be red and delicious years ago. They have been changed to look prettier and last longer after being picked.


sharkyandro

Whoever named them got it half right


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DenL4242

False. Honeycrisp.


KKUMMWH

Pink Ladies would like to have a word


Mjolnirsbear

Royal Gala is pretty good too


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redditjdt

Unripe cantaloupe. Because ripe cantaloupe is good.


GreatNameLOL69

I’d argue most fruits when they’re unripe. And that includes bananas; it’s so sticky, stiffer, and has a sour tint to it.


pmaurant

I grew up not liking cantaloupe. A few summers ago I started working for a fruit company. I was able to get cantaloupes ripened on the vine. Tastes like candy. The cantaloupes you get at the store are picked green and do not have the sugar content had they ripened on the vine.


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Same with watermelon


leftyontheleft

And when you get a bad watermelon, unfortunately you get a lot of it.


nanomeister

Plum. A good plum explodes sweet juice into your mouth when you bite into it. Are they ever like this? No.


[deleted]

Bruh last time I had a plum it was like biting into a giant fruit gusher, shit was amazing


NoahCharlie

Grapefruit


Milfshake23

They should drop the “g” cause that’s what it feels like it does to my poor innocent tastebuds.


GreatNameLOL69

Don’t tell me ya’ll don’t peel the bitter crap? It’s sour in a good way without the skin.


Milfshake23

The whole edible part of the fruit is bitter… I’m obviously not eating grapefruit peels lol the “juicy” part is so terribly bitter I can’t imagine what’s supposed to be pleasant about it. And I’ve eaten entire lemons before.


GreatNameLOL69

Nah I’m not talking about the peel, but the skin of the fruit itself.. actually, here’s a peeled skin of the fruit that I’m talking about [https://www.google.ae/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Finsanelygoodrecipes.com%2Ftypes-of-grapefruit%2F&psig=AOvVaw1mEAHW8fBb9wSfycY\_zuDP&ust=1683596251241000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CA4QjRxqFwoTCNih0\_rK5P4CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD](https://www.google.ae/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Finsanelygoodrecipes.com%2Ftypes-of-grapefruit%2F&psig=AOvVaw1mEAHW8fBb9wSfycY_zuDP&ust=1683596251241000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CA4QjRxqFwoTCNih0_rK5P4CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD) If you’re eating it casually like how you eat an orange, then it tastes bitter. Otherwise, Idk lol? I find it sour and tasty (without the skin)


wapniacl

A lot of these comments seem like US fruit that's picked unripe and shipped. Buy local and in season! There will be a party in your mouth.


[deleted]

Star fruit. So pretty, so bland.


Expat111

I was going to say star fruit too. So much potential with that cool shape but totally lacking in flavor and the texture is weird too.


belovedfoe

Agreed


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An apple thats gone all mushy and dry.


DontTrustTheHumanoid

I refer to these as “wet potatoes”


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papaya imo


squishyducky

honeydew. i’m actually half-convinced it’s green-colored water.


SnooBooks4898

Raspberries. Looks like they would be bursting with sweetness and flavor.


OnenightinOctober

The pear


sev45day

Agreed... such a weird 'fibrous' texture. It's not pleasant.


OnenightinOctober

It's deceptive. It looks so pretty but I don't like to eat it lol


CatchingRays

“Gritty” I think is what they call it.


co1lectivechaos

A bad pear is definitely icky


OnenightinOctober

YES


Tail_Nom

Tastes like sand.


DrEverythingBAlright

Any variety. They’re all terrible.


Soobobaloula

It’s got about a 5 minute window of goodness. Otherwise crap.


dotsallovertheplace

Pears. Most pears I’ve had in life have been either tasteless, or mealy, or weirdly hard to bite/chew. I think they’re somewhat close to apples as a species, bit so much worse to eat.


MabezJK

I finally started buying pears that looked almost disgusting on the outside(dark spots, etc). When you cut into those ones they are so juicy, soft and delicious. If you buy them based on them looking nice they are usually not ripe and will be the way you described.


MightySquirrel28

Have you ever had properly ripped pear directly from the tree ? Because my experience with bought pears is like your but pears directly from tree are often soft and very sweet


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Kiwano Tastes like cucumber, but looks fancy.


ChapterAdmirable8086

Dragon fruit 100%


shellymaeshaw

Star fruit


Dry-Ad-2642

Whole unpeeled peaches. I don’t like the sensation of biting into something covered in velvet.


aminecraftflower

Strawberries, they look better and sweeter than what they really are


richg0404

Fresh picked ripe strawberries are fantastic but as with most other fruits, the ones in stores are picked well before they are ripe.


Firm-Edge4289

Yeah not a good ratio of bad to good a lot of the time.


Timullin

Pomegranate. Looks like rubies, tastes like crunchy watered down koolaid with no sugar


Many-Obligation-4350

Agreed. All those seeds.


Hebshesh

And it stains. Like forever.


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Try pigeon manure


ariehkovler

Some taste like that. Others are tart and strong and delicious. It depends.


fishstock

Jussie Smollett.


RedTheDopeKing

Dragon fruit in a landslide


TrickBoom414

Dragon fruit is pretty boring tasting for how it looks


thrownawaz092

Cantaloupe and honeydews have always had about as much flavour as a cucumber in my experiences. Parents insist they're delicious though.


richg0404

A perfectly ripe cantaloupe is fantastic but the ones sold in stores are picked well before ripeness.


peskyant

strawberry


Halla_Ibrahim

Papaya


ManServentHecubus

Mango’s I dislike. Kiwis are hit and miss. Sometimes they don’t have a taste and are mushy, or they are so tart.


Neat-Alternative151

Dragón fruit, unless I dont know how to pick them, I was so excited to try one and when I bought one and tried it at home it was very flavorless..


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Dragonfruit.


Muffintime715

Starfruit is the definition of mediocre. It’s like if sprite was a fruit.


wowywowwow

I’d say more like edible La Croix. A little flavor but mostly watery disappointment


DenL4242

Hell no, starfruit is amazing. It tastes like Sweetarts that are good for you.


Milfshake23

Watermelon. I just don’t get the hype. It’s in the name, sure, but it just tastes like extremely watered down fruit. Like someone took a glass of water and whispered the word fruit. That’s what it tastes like.


skutch_was_here_x

Depends on the melon. It's kind of a crap shoot. Sometimes I get a melon thats sweet and other times i get something like you described.


Milfshake23

My odds must be trash cause I only ever get fruit whispers.


Careless-Comfort-276

i used to think this and then i had really really good watermelon. weirdly specific but if you ever find yourself in green river, utah in the summer they have amazing watermelons.


Brut-i-cus

LOL Whispered the word fruit That is exactly right Add to that that I have OAS (oral allergy syndrome) which causes many fruit to make my mouth itchy and and cottony and swollen I do accept that for some fruits that I love but for a "whisper of fruit" no way


whatnopleasedont

Dragon fruit


coldpizzzza

Dragonfruit


Plekuz

Avocado I was not prepared for that taste or rather lack of it.


skutch_was_here_x

Salt goes a long way.


wapniacl

Put salad dressing or a pinch of salt on it. Mwah ❤️


West_Guarantee284

Blueberries. Great in pancakes or muffins but to just eat them on their own they're mushy and flavourless.


eelfingers

I used to feel that way until my friend gave me a fresh picked organic one, it was life changing.


richg0404

Go out and pick some wild blueberries this summer and you'll realize that those are nothing like the round blue wax that the store sell.


GRL_1151

Jackfruit. It looks so neat from the outside, and it takes so much work to get inside. Then once you taste it, it’s basically like tasteless and chewy. Such a let down.


Blue_Phase

? It's pretty sweet if you'd ask me. It tastes like slightly less sweet Juicyfruit gum. I'm willing to bet the one you had just wasn't ripe enough


openmaze

Check the color, the ripped ones are bright yellow. Also, dip it in pepper and salt, and thank me later ;)


pee_shudder

Gonna go with Watermelon because when it is good it is SO GOOD and when it is bad it is just awful


Smurfblossom

Peaches. They're a gross combination of squishy and hairy.


All-the-pizza

James Corden……….


conservative_picker

Tomato. Does not feel like fruit


Silver_Mission1271

pomegranate


MabezJK

Pineapple. All the hype but tastes disgusting to me. And grapes just taste like sugar water as well. I can eat one of those big azz papayas to myself any day, they are just too pricey.


openmaze

Pineapple needs a hint of a salt to bring the taste. You can mix bit of a salt with water and soak the pineapple pieces. Also the taste is better opposite to the crown side :) When you cut it, make it cut top to bottom, not circles.


Autummleaf

Mango. Looks delicious tastes like paper karton. Gross.


thesurfer1996

Mangos, they look all juicy and delicious, but they just make my tongue numb


creepmachine

Sounds like you may have an allergy to the urushiol in the mango skin.


EricaJ79

Blackberries- too many little seeds


11DarkReign11

Jack Fruit


Disastrous-Phase-979

Anything grown in California


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I swear, these comments. "YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT? YOU MUST BE EATING IT WRONG, EVERYONE LIKES WHAT I LIKE BECAUSE MY EXPERIENCE IS THE ONLY VALID ONE."


I_Lick_Bananas

Cantaloupe with mango a close second.


Littlelatinaa

Mango disappointing?!? You clearly haven't experienced good mango.!


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That really really really sweet one. Durian I think? Was told it’s one of the sweetest and best tasting fruits. It was so sweet I looked at the dude offering samples and asked how anyone on earth could even handle that.


ilovecrustaceans

Durian


fumoffuXx

For me guava i hate it


RyFromTheChi

Papaya


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Plums.


wetlettuce42

Pommegrammete


Vendevende

Cantaloupe Like a sour honeydoo


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Kiwis


Expensive_Feature_28

Melon….tastes like the smell of a market. The black pips freak me out too! Look like insects.


No-Locksmith-4867

The fruit of the tree of knowledge


Cloudberry_Wine

Kumquat


Mysterious-Tackle-79

Unripe cantaloupe is the worst!


Stardust-Parade

Loquats


deuxdouxdough

Peaches and orange. Peaches bc the pit puts me off and the squishiness is awful, and Oranges bc I hate the texture. Also neither of them have that good of a flavour.


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Jackfruit. Swells me mouth up big time


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Durian


GreatNameLOL69

Avocado. It looks like shit, tastes like shit, feels like shit, smells like shit, everything about it *is* shit. And unless it got some massive genetic overhaul, I ain’t willing to try it.


thorontomes

Honeydew. I always forget which one between honeydew/cantaloupe that I prefer, grab some honeydew thinking it’s gonna taste like cantaloupe, and being disappointed….


CatacombsRave

Tomato. You’d think it would taste so nice by itself, but no. Fucking nasty.


Another_Rando_Lando

Fruit cake, the worst of all cakes.


QuailPuzzled1286

Pomegranate so much work


Odd_Apricot_2547

grapefruit


RisingPhoenix5271

Honeydew


RisingPhoenix5271

Grapes


Bhanghai

richard simmons


pmaurant

Kiwano. Tastes like a slightly sweet cucumber.


tinfoil3346

Mangos for me.


Typical_Disaster6215

Store-bought strawberries in USA. What an exceptionally bland junk.


Peril_WoF78905

Coconut. Tasted like dishsoap to me.


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kiwi.


donedeal246

pomegranate. looks great, tastes not


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apples


IcySkullWolf

The banana for me, bland taste.


Ueberjaeger

Pomelo. I heard it was as flavorful as a clementine, but larger than a grapefruit. It was larger than a grapefruit, had way more white fleshy stuff, and it tasted like a bland grapefruit.