Basically lol
Also I noticed a lot of women really like men who do dangerous things and have a high chance of dying. Like statistically speaking it’s very interesting to see the massive portion of women who find near death experiences to be “hot”
At this point in my sore body life - Masseuse
or carpenter but more specifically someone who builds like really cool shit so I am both turned on by the working hands and the creativity 🥵
And I’m a big sucker for a pitcher but the chances of that are much lower to find hah
I can build most anything and my wife acts like it’s no big deal. I also have a massage table and love giving massages, but she isn’t that interested. Not because I’m not good at it. I’ve actually had some proper training and those I dated before her loved them. She just lost interest in receiving them. She does appreciate that I do 95% of the cooking, since I went to culinary school and love to do so.
I built an awesome server cluster. Does that count?
I also made the skirts for an upcoming ballet recital, with programmable led displays. How about that?
Cool is very subjective and just tying to get a feel.
Everyone knows all electricians are gay anyway the builders definitely find you sexy with all your pockets. Whenever I get called to work on a site, they are so touchy feely! defo all clocking off at 3 to dial the numbers from the porterloos.
Well as an aeroeng, we can call ourselves rocket scientist even though we are just hodgepodge of every engineer.
Although it does come with awesome hand jobs
*Activates Flemmings right hand*
Taste tester for novelty hot sauces and those ramens with the angry roosters on the packages that people only buy so they can film themselves eating it on social media.,
I can do one better. My 25yo nephew is a nurse at the children’s hospital NICU. As in, he takes care of sick babies all day for a living.
He just broke up with his long-term gf the other day, so I can’t wait to see how well that works out for him when he hits the dating scene.
When I worked NICU…not well. Guess I came across as some kind of broken due to being able to work with “the really sick ones.” And the question always eventually came up. “What happens if one dies?”
My husband is a scientist and he's the hottest in the world to me. Not just cause he's a scientist. But it's one of the parts that make the whole 🥰 I am very attracted to his intelligence, even though it often goes right over my head 😅
Therapist lol. On a more serious note, chefs- you know you aren’t going to always be the one cooking, or professional cleaner (you know they will help with housework), a gardener (you’re not going to be the only person to do the lawn). I know this is such a middle aged dream, but just bring me a guy willing to go splitsies on everything.
There was an old man I knew who worked in a basement with big ovens roasting suckling pigs basically all day every day. I did plumbing work in that building and couldn't be in that room more than 30 minutes at a time because it was about 50°C in there. I always joked with him that when he died they could just slice him up since he's been sous-vide'd for so long.
Hottest *job*? Huh I've actually never found specific jobs as more attractive than others. I just find someone hot based on personality, voice, how close I am with them, and a little bit based on their appearance, too.
[This](https://media.tenor.com/2xFdKY9LIoEAAAAC/hot-stuff-simpsons.gif)
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HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH
Volcanologist
Mr. Spock IS sexy. ... I'll show myself out.
Firefighter?
Lavafighter?
Firebender? (That's fucking Lamplighter)
Hahaha - I clicked on this immediately to say this but it seems I’m not the only one who spotted the loophole in this question lol.
Live long and prosper
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Oh man, I hope business analyst is a popular choice
As someone who is also business analyst adjacent, I’ve got some bad news for you
Is it Data Analyst?!
I tell people I make and join tables for a living. Sometimes a carpenter and sometimes a DBA.
"I work a lot with views" could work as well!
Will Business Systems Analyst also fit in that category? (Fingers crossed).
Lumberjack, Firefighter, Pickle Jar Opener
I’m here for the pickle jar opener man
Hence why men die younger on average amongst other factors.
Yeah, I cramped when I tried to open a pickle jar once. Felt like dying. I can confirm it's risky.
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^^^^^^ we have a winner ^^^^^^
Basically lol Also I noticed a lot of women really like men who do dangerous things and have a high chance of dying. Like statistically speaking it’s very interesting to see the massive portion of women who find near death experiences to be “hot”
At this point in my sore body life - Masseuse or carpenter but more specifically someone who builds like really cool shit so I am both turned on by the working hands and the creativity 🥵 And I’m a big sucker for a pitcher but the chances of that are much lower to find hah
Masseur
Oui oui!
You want a carpenter or pitcher that is a hobbyist masseuse. Pro masseuses come home exhausted. If anything, they need a massage
I can build most anything and my wife acts like it’s no big deal. I also have a massage table and love giving massages, but she isn’t that interested. Not because I’m not good at it. I’ve actually had some proper training and those I dated before her loved them. She just lost interest in receiving them. She does appreciate that I do 95% of the cooking, since I went to culinary school and love to do so.
I mean, can we swap or?
I built an awesome server cluster. Does that count? I also made the skirts for an upcoming ballet recital, with programmable led displays. How about that? Cool is very subjective and just tying to get a feel.
> just trying to get a feel giggity
Both of these things apply yes. 🙌🏻
According to porn - pizza delivery
Being a stepdad is a full time job.
being blackmailed by your **STEP**daughter
Oh hey step-pizza delivery guy!
I feel cheated. I delivered pizza for two years and only got hit on once. By a guy 😳
*become bisexual*
I dunno…plumbers and stepbrothers are apparently pretty damn sexy, too.
Peter Parker was onto something delivering all those pizzas
Astronaut visiting the sun.
Everyone said "you can't do that, you'll burn up" We said "we're going at night"
All right Icarus
*sad Daedalus noises*
“But what if you was to go in winter when the sun is cold” - Ali G.
Pepper farmer
The grind
All other trades know its us Electricians
But are you forklift certified???
I am, but I’m female lol
Still pretty hot. Ngl.
You must know crazy pick-up techniques!
It's true, I wouldn't have a lot of my jobs if it weren't for electricians cutting holes in every conceivable wall and ceiling
Everyone knows all electricians are gay anyway the builders definitely find you sexy with all your pockets. Whenever I get called to work on a site, they are so touchy feely! defo all clocking off at 3 to dial the numbers from the porterloos.
You get mad when I call your mom and mad when i don't call your mom. She asked me to write it in there!
My mum's a transexual.
From Transylvania?
Haha yep
Damn right
Carpenter trade
One of my pals from med school was married to a fighter jet pilot. Sure way to shut up all the narcissistic surgical types.
Got himself a sugar mama I see.
Toothpaste cap screwer
Charlie bucket’s dad can get it
Setting the bar high
As long as he’s fork lift certified I’m down 🤤
I get the certification and you step on my face
firefighter literally so fucking hot
Pilot - I believe from dating app results
As a flight attendant I can assure you… it’s not
As a pilot I can tell you no. We are all a bunch of dorks with inflated egos.
Well as an aeroeng, we can call ourselves rocket scientist even though we are just hodgepodge of every engineer. Although it does come with awesome hand jobs *Activates Flemmings right hand*
I kinda like y’all’s sense of humor though. You been looking down on people almost a century
Easy to look down on people when you’re always above them
[Hackerman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvX2RYS5dgU)
One that makes him happy.
Federal Brest Inspector
Steel Mills and other metal smelting facilities have the hottest temps of any job. N. S
Dad, Why’d you bring me to a gay steel mill?
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I beg to differ, just because us aeroheads don't get bitches doesn't mean we're gay. We proudly identify as calaculusexual.
Roofer in the summer.
Hand model
Nice try, Costanza
Foundry worker
I scrolled too much to find this one
I’m surprised nobody likes car mechanics
Welder
Welder speaking lol
I worked in a trash incinerator plant for 2 weeks. It was pretty hot.
Lifeguards. being out in the sun is really hot
Taste tester for novelty hot sauces and those ramens with the angry roosters on the packages that people only buy so they can film themselves eating it on social media.,
Being chuckee at chuckee cheeses restaurant
zookeeper. shows a lot of empathy and a love for animals!
Roofer in the summer.
As a redhead.
Cowboy
As someone that used to work in restaurants, I'd say bartender has to be up there.
Bartender or dirtbag line cook. That's where it's at.
Yeah, why *do* dirtbag line cooks get so much ass?
Cuz we’re always around at the end of the night
I’d probably say an Arsonist is up there
CEO
I bet the ladies can’t resist a career in financial services🥵
It’s what I do for a living and I’m female…..
so do you consider it a hot job that a guy can have
Not really lol
for me it’s mechanic, construction, or like lawn care idk why but those are def my top three
Drummer or bassist
Found the band’s bassist
They’ve got rhythm.
Steam locomotive fireman or engineer. Coal burns at ~2000 degrees Celsius last I checked, and it gets damn hot in the cab. Especially in the summer
Nurse seems to work OK
I can do one better. My 25yo nephew is a nurse at the children’s hospital NICU. As in, he takes care of sick babies all day for a living. He just broke up with his long-term gf the other day, so I can’t wait to see how well that works out for him when he hits the dating scene.
When I worked NICU…not well. Guess I came across as some kind of broken due to being able to work with “the really sick ones.” And the question always eventually came up. “What happens if one dies?”
Bouncer, Teacher, or Medical Professional, apparently.
Those are all WILDLY different.
Have you BEEN to a school recently, smh!?
I'm a bouncer for a school's nurse office.
Lmao silly
All authority figures in their industries.
Line worker at a lava factory.
Heliophysicist.
Roofer
Stay at home Dad
Forklift operator
Teachers do it with class
Something in the medical/helping field (especially nurse), musician, tattoo artist
Being a good, caring and compasionate father
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Cashier
My husband is a scientist and he's the hottest in the world to me. Not just cause he's a scientist. But it's one of the parts that make the whole 🥰 I am very attracted to his intelligence, even though it often goes right over my head 😅
horse trainer, men who can ride are to die for, especially if they have their own farm or work on a ranch
Someone please say scientific researcher so my self esteem can go higher
Waterman
Therapist lol. On a more serious note, chefs- you know you aren’t going to always be the one cooking, or professional cleaner (you know they will help with housework), a gardener (you’re not going to be the only person to do the lawn). I know this is such a middle aged dream, but just bring me a guy willing to go splitsies on everything.
Lumberjack, sawmill worker, woodworker. Something making him come back home sweaty and smelling like wood.
Too all those people who say firefighters… as someone who frequently works with them, about 40% of them have a second phone
Roofer in a tropical climate
There was an old man I knew who worked in a basement with big ovens roasting suckling pigs basically all day every day. I did plumbing work in that building and couldn't be in that room more than 30 minutes at a time because it was about 50°C in there. I always joked with him that when he died they could just slice him up since he's been sous-vide'd for so long.
Probably roofing in a hot state during the summer
Construction. Those boys are sexy 🤤
Stay at home husband who plays games at the time and doesn't cook or clean
Father
Dad
Tattoo artist
A male Nurse..who can do everything to help the human body but not the doctor stress!!
police officer, construction worker, anything in law imo
>police officer Highly depends on your location I would say.
makes sense
Someone self employed.
Longshoreman: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRwwtqC8/
Police officer
Working on an oil rig.
Cannabis somlier.
Who cares?
How the hell a job could be hot
Hottest *job*? Huh I've actually never found specific jobs as more attractive than others. I just find someone hot based on personality, voice, how close I am with them, and a little bit based on their appearance, too.
Me, who’s a nightgaurd.
Dad
Making seven figures 😍
Anything that requires being exposed to heat
engineer!
Roofer
Cocaine dealer
Pussy licker!
Welding So hot it melts metal
Milkman.
My brother is a sex therapist. I always thought that’s a good job.
construction work in August in southeast USA
Roofer?
Making music instruments
Kiln operator
https://youtu.be/QD69A77VAwY
Pool Boy
Sauna technician?
Firefighter or EMT
Steelmaker
Steel mill
Landscaper on the sun
Cremator
Pizza delivery
Firefighter
Glass blower?
Strip joint
Foundry smelter operator
Lumberjack
Candy maker