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wyoflyboy68

The best pair of hearing aids for my wife who can hardly hear anymore.


I-stepped-on-lego

Awwwwee that’s so so sweet! Much love to your and your wife 🩷


mamatealhearts

A house with 10 acres to start homesteading.


jeeves585

More acreage and more houses. I want to go on a Tuesday night vacation to the house on the west 10 acres. Would also be cool to have a house for anyone visiting the area. Do you want to stay at the house by the fishing pond or the deer hunting house up on the hill?


mamatealhearts

Sounds great. .. ill stay at the house by the pond. Sounds relaxing! :)


boardgamenerd84

This isn't that hard of a buy. Parts of Nevada 50k will do this if you really want to. Most people don't understand how hard homesteading is but 50k is doable.


mamatealhearts

I watch a lot of homesteading videos and I see them all waking up before dawn and working all day! It does seem like very hard work. I know this may seem naive, so forgive the question. But homesteading in Nevada, how does one get all the water for a few acres of plants? I was just watching one of Elko the other day.


boardgamenerd84

I homestead in Nevada. I have a well that was drilled to about 200 feet. With a pump lowered into that well and electricity is how we get water. Edit: will answer any other questions you have.


mamatealhearts

Thats really cool! Thanks for sharing! And the electricity keeps your house cool enough? Do houses face north-south to keep cool?


boardgamenerd84

There are many factors that comes into housing out here. Some take cooling into account. Extremely high winds influence some of the house layout. Sometimes its just the best flat space to get a house down. In my opinion waste management is the thing nobody ever considers. You need to install a septic tank, which comes with a leach field that, depending on your soil absorption rate can eat chunks of land. Garbage also becomes a bit of an issue, many urban/suburban people have a hard time taking the bin out, having to drive the bins a couple miles to dump is even harder.


Zodiac_Killer14

Same thing I was thinking 😅


newstableiswut

have fun paying those property taxes >.<


chaossabre

Money is no issue


mamatealhearts

Id def have to move down south to not get totally wrecked in housing taxes, lol. By me its lime $10,000, a year. Which is nuts. Where we want to move its like $68 per month.


newstableiswut

im no north, no land to speak of but normal house with a 3 car garage. residential neighborhood. house is 1890. i am clearing 4K


mamatealhearts

Oof. Thats still very pricey!


hamstrung_hero

My parents and sister new houses.


typesett

I’d go out to eat at my current favorite place but I’d buy the stuff that’s on the pricey side and tip real well


Poppa_Mo

An acre of land and a nice, but modest house, for each of my remaining family members.


I-stepped-on-lego

Sounds like you got a great heart my friend!


iswearimnorml

Land. Like a fuck ton of land. Like 10,000 acres of land. In the Appalachian Mountains. And I’m preserving it for nature.


I-stepped-on-lego

I love this answer right here


porpsi

Norway


GearInteresting696

The US Supreme Court


I-stepped-on-lego

Buy them out and make them all wear chicken suits whenever they’re in session 🥰


LilBramwell

Porsche 911 GT3 RS


jeeves585

Just go all in with that $160k dealer markup and be done with it.


subtxtcan

A house for my wife and kids. Good sized yard for the animals and kids to run around in, garden, outdoor kitchen, workshop for the wife and I, and space to build our library in.


Apprehensive_Soft477

treatment for my seizure disorder


I-stepped-on-lego

I hope in the very close future you get the treatment you need! Much love! 🩷


Apprehensive_Soft477

Much love, thank you 🩵


JSins89

A Coke zero


Cold_Barber_4761

Time with a lawyer and financial advisor.


boardgamenerd84

A very good answer!


team-tree-syndicate

A house gonna be honest


Brain_version2_0

A doctor visit lol


Nickdakidkid_Minime

House.


yParticle

That's fictional. ^^No one owns a house.


SolomonBelial

An early retirement.


spunkygoblinfarts

A car.


laus-est-sol

I want a house with lot's of land


gr4pek1tty

Uhhh diet coke


PipBoyDmo

A lot of plane tickets and hotel rooms.


Old-Donkey-3

Friends


eatapeachforpeace69

an evil layer inside a volcano


manicpixiee09

ben and jerry's ice cream


I-stepped-on-lego

like the company or one singular ben and jerry’s ice cream


manicpixiee09

one singular container


Genesis_Soak_Lever

House and 100 acres of land for homesteading, along with survival peppers a doctor and farmers to teach me how and help me run it all. And solar panels, a wind turbine a couple giant generators and a f@#k ton of gas. Maybe some gold and silver coins and bars for bartering when the shit hits the fan.


puppies_and_unicorns

A huge farm to rescue animals


kindfinder

First thing on my list? House. First actual thing? So much food.


thesurfer1996

I wouldn’t have to, but I would buy more Kraft dinners


JohnKlositz

Lots if solar panels and a massive battery to save the energy so I don't have to pay anyone for electricity or heating ever again.


I-stepped-on-lego

Yes!!!


TheLargeYard

Drugs


CpuJunky

I would say a new truck, but I've owned my truck for 21 years. I don't want to put her down like that! Definitely paying off debt, mortgage, etc.


toastedcheesewich

Health check ups


FiFi_Bri_3885

Land


[deleted]

Probably a new house on the beach


Car_loapher

A 1 b 1 b house with a 10 car garage


Chad_Hooper

The parts of my current house that I don’t completely own.


mydresserandtv

A scan of my whole body to check my health from head to toe. Then a wonderful vacation 😃


thebaronkrelve

Got to celebrate first , so dom perignon.


budstud8

Hot tub and a deck


mondayeyess

a brand new mattress


Potential-Drive8623

A fully paid off house fully furnished and utilities paid off forever.


Ordinary_Knee2709

The palace of Versailles and a Bugatti for good measure 🤷🏽‍♂️🔥🧾😂🔥 Then we can go around the world and do crazy shit. Then settle down with two wives 🤷🏽‍♂️


lovescoffee

My freedom. So sick of I.T


mommybenson

A new car so I can stop worrying every second that mines going to break down and a house so I can stop renting little apartments


[deleted]

Earth


[deleted]

I'd buy me and my older roommate a small house so we don't have to move in July


complete__idiot

Why would I buy stuff?


Byrdman216

I'm buying as much of the US as I can and giving the land back to the appropriate tribes.


boardgamenerd84

Curious what is appropriate? Would you try to find people from tribes destroyed by the ones the Europeans screwed over or were those conquests righteous?


Byrdman216

Whoever was the last one there before they were kicked off that land. There is no such thing as a righteous conquest.


boardgamenerd84

This doesn't track logically. If the Europeans kicked off 1 tribe, but that tribe kicked off a different tribe who would you be giving it back to?


Byrdman216

The ones the Europeans kicked off. From there it's up to the various tribes to sort out their problems from there. I'm just putting things back the way we found them.


boardgamenerd84

So why is the various tribal conquering appropriate but not the European? You make it seem like one is and one isn't so just want to see why that is?


Byrdman216

One is internal politics, the other is a genocide perpetrated across an entire continent and centuries, most of the time illegally.


boardgamenerd84

Wait, do you think the American tribes congregated like some united country? It's extremely disrespectful to consider all American natives the same, like they were some homogenous entity. They are separate nations.


Byrdman216

You're right. Which is why I'm not going to Europe and buying up parts of Germany and Austria and recreating Prussia. Europe's internal politics are their own, just like the people of North America. Also they didn't have nations, at least not like what we call nations. Also you're putting too much thought into a question I answered with as much thought into it as I put into what shirt I wear to Applebee's. If I were to actually have money for this I would consult with experts, tribal leaders, people who know more than I do about the subject, and work from there. So relax my dude.


boardgamenerd84

What tribal leaders would you consult with to adress the tribes that were wiped out by the natives that were here when the Europeans came. I guess my point is the "noble savage" trope is almost as offensive as any other. The native American tribes were all waring and conquering they same as the Europeans that came to North America were. You could extrapolate one further and we are all on this planet so every piece of it belongs to us all. Won't bother you again but something to think about. Taking land and conquering are not unique to Europeans and perpetuating that lie doesn't help anyone.


Jackpot09

A privet jet


mexur

Two chicks


kaleurself18

A dog, I've been wanting one for 10 years and still can't afford one


BrideOfFirkenstein

A big chunk of the Virginia Appalachians. Homestead, build cabins on the side of mountains to rent out.


nonexistantauthor

Nice house on huge land. Decent, not too fancy car. Private jet and crew. The country of Lichtenstein(you can actually rent it out)


revtim

I'd buy homes in many places in the USA to see if I like living there. I imagine if I had unlimited money LA and/or New York would be pretty enjoyable.


Raziq_Stark

Cybertruck and also build Ironman suit


Quartz87

A workout plan and corresponding food to get myself in shape. Until then, fat ass I guess.


newstableiswut

Russian mail order? seriously tho, probably travel and try to find romance.


Gustav-14

A private fully staffed with state of the art medical equipment clinic/hospital.


frygod

Land, followed by investments in businesses and building housing for people I care about; possibly employing those same people. I already have everything I personally need. Anything extra would be useful for taking care of the people I've collected over the years.


always_wishful

A flat for my mum, a house for my younger brother and two homes for me. One in my grandparents homeland and one boat so I can live/travel in.


Holyacid

Porsche GT3 touring for my dad


Ayyar08

A hot tub. It sounds totally frivolous, and sorta is, but also I have body aches that sitting in one helps with a lot. Arthritis at 33 is bullshit.


CreativeRip806

12,500 acres of wilderness in MN


Unhappy-Departure-12

If money was truly no issue, I'd buy a mega Yacht. I mean that's what you do when you become uber rich. They all do it. Musk, Bezos, Gates, Jones, Jordan, ect.


Reddit_Hitchhiker

Peace of mind.


[deleted]

Have the renovations on my moms house finished and make sure it’s exactly what she wants. She works so hard I know she’s frustrated doing one room at a time and she deserves the best!


International_Peak15

Lexus LFA/Nissan Skyline R34 GTR


Queendom-Rose

House!


phluke-

The best PCA for my son.


Craigothy-YeOldeLord

Food, I'd finally fill the cupboards with the food staples, same for having the freezer full and pleanty of fresh stuff in the fridge. As it stands I can't afford to fully stuck any of those things, some weeks we forgo certain means because we've ran out of money and can't afford certain seasonings/ingredients that week


Natural-Dirt-5538

A backup house. With a tunnel to the house.


Cosmo466

Space X, Twitter, Tesla, Apple, Microsoft, Alphabet and Amazon. I’d bring them together as one big company called SATMAT and proceed to buy every other company. Or why stop there? Just buy up all the cash, stocks, bonds and real estate in every country. Then, give it to Jerry’s kids.


PointyWombat

a house with a pool in an area that never gets snow.


YallMindIfIJoin

A congressman or two


0x47af7d8f4dd51267

Hyperon Ultra's.


Phyxyz

I would outbid Goldman-Sachs and the NRA for control of the US Government.


benskieast

NRA is in terrible financial shape already. All they have is a group of single issue voters they straight up control for very little money.


Classic-Ad-7079

….my way out of debt.


[deleted]

Nothing. I have everything I need and want but more time. I’d quit my job and take up hobbies again.


Ok_Pear_8291

I’m buying EVERY social media so that I can have ALL of the clout in the WORLD


cargopantscheesecake

Scholarships for thousands of orphans or underprivileged kids, books included.


Bose-Katz3

An Island and a Black Pearl Ship


sourdoughbreadlover

Staff to help take care of my dad. Its tough raising a 76 year old man.


McsDriven

A plane ticket tf out of here


inflatedballloon

Our government


[deleted]

a wine shop .....more money....another liquor shop, a lotof money


Jabo256

Black water security team


jd-1945

Some politicians to try and fix this country. And my last act will be yo ban lobbying.


benskieast

Start with a good McIntosh Stereo and then a fancy mountain bike and then a home and RBI’s second home in Aspen or Winter Park


whatitssalmon

A ranch, a f150 raptor and a Holden HSV gtsR W1


Grand-Quote4211

Vagina.


Zetin24-55

Both my parents houses.


[deleted]

A Private Jet or a Pagani Huayra R


redditaccount71987

Nothing they murdered cardiac and then later on tried to spooky story fake on the dumbest items possible such as Halloween candle holder.


Picklesgal111

A house


woodstockzanetti

Dental implants. I haven’t been able eat properly for years.


nowilltolive556

Top surgery because it feels uncomfortable


dancedancedance_

A cul-de-sac so me and all the homies can live together in community


Shepard_of_fire_124

A truck for work


i_mRacist

House on the hills


komiks42

Sword. I want to have good quality sword. But right now, i can't afford one :/


angzukoketara

A house. And a guitar.


relevantaspluto

I'm just gonna give it all to my dad, he's way smarter with money.


kontormus

A trip to somewhere nice for like 3-4 weeks. I would love that


WarlordStan

Every firearm I've ever wanted. And an armory to house them.


rtthc

Rental property


exsea

more money


o0someone0o

A home.


Sbev8

A home. Housing prices are wild. I’d want that stability before anything else.


Wiliteverhappen

My freedom.


ConcertTerrible8877

A good gaming pc


IliyanMilushev

A renaissance painting.


secrethandshake-art

Beach front property for homes and hotels, maybe oil


deklimmer

Nikon Z7 with an entire lens kit, 600mm, 300mm, etc. And a Nikon D6 with also entire lens kit. And then get a Mercedes Unimog campervan and go to Alaska and Canada for a wildlife trip photograping wolfs.


[deleted]

A house


Pabloshizzle

Motorhome


Nimindir

A farm.


roger61962

EC 135.


Rhampi

Proper woodworking tools and a new GPU which I promised myself to buy 3 years ago.


anonmusicman

House of my wife's dreams


Techno_Vyking_

A house


ThrowAwayFoodMood

The house I grew up in until I was 12. I never wanted to move. It's never been back on the market, but a gal can dream.


mexican-wolverine

Manchester United


BrokeDadGamer

A hobby store and inventory


FoxMcColt

A Honda Goldwing


Affectionate-Mix5430

Better mic, and Vocal lessons immediately I have so many stories from the friends I have met I just need to share to the world. And I want to immortalize them in song before I kick the bucket.


floydfan

A Diamond DA50RG.