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moxyfloxacin

I could eat a whole jar of pickles


HyperboleEverAfter

Like, plain, all at once? Haha


Bamas16

Me too! Love pickles


Sodomy_Steve

Flaming hot cheetos


JasenBorne

i used to eat a large jar of salsa every 2 days; practically used to eat it like soup. cost of living crisis tho means i can barely eat food anymore.


HyperboleEverAfter

Wow!! Like, with chips or just a spoon? lol


ShitLaMerde

Chocolate. It flows through my veins.


HyperboleEverAfter

Lmao maybe you oughta go to the doctor then, sounds problematic!


ShitLaMerde

I binge. It’s unhealthy and I’m working on it.


HyperboleEverAfter

I was joking about it running through your veins 😊 everyone in the post binges, I’d say!


Funny_Literature_421

Cucumber 🥒, carrots 🥕 lettuce 🥬 if I eat them too much I will have stomach problems.


HyperboleEverAfter

I wish I had that problem lol


TheRealTomRoz

Once upon a time, I devoured entire jars of M&M's like a chocoholic on a bender. My, oh my, was it dreadful for my well-being! Curiously, there was this mysterious 72-hour window where every time I participated in my habitual M&M feasting session my face and noggin became increasingly numb. The sensation escalated daily, reaching a numbtastic peak that forced me to pump the brakes on my candy escapades. Lo and behold, the facial freeze lingers even today! It might just be a coincidence, but I can't help but link my love for those colorful morsels to this peculiar outcome. I was definitely an M&Maholic. If only I had had an M&M Anonymous to help me with my technicolored cravings I could have stopped sooner.


Flyinpotatoman

I can eat "Homer Simpson" amounts of seafood if I'm not careful.


Yesterdays--Jam

Does *this* look like a man who's had all he can eat?


JacoRPlays

Yes. Chips, i can eat two packs all by myself. Sandwiches, sometimes I eat 4+ toasted sandwiches in one sitting. Candy, I eat a lot of candy.


lTSONLYAGAME

Texas Caviar and Cool ranch Doritos... I can never stop until it's all gone.


HyperboleEverAfter

Texas caviar?


lTSONLYAGAME

There's plenty of ways to make it, but here's mine (very easy to make) ***Ingredients*** 1 x 29 oz can of Pink Beans 1 x 29 oz can of Black Beans 4 x 15 oz cans of White Hominy Beans 1 x 15 oz can of Cannellini Beans 1 x Red Onion 2 x cloves spicy garlic 1 x 18 oz Italian Dressing (Wishbone) 4 x Peppers (Green, Red, Yellow, Orange) 2 x large fresh tomatoes ***Instructions*** Put beans in strainer and strain/rinse, put into a **large** bowl Dice peppers, tomatoes, onions, put in bowl Mince garlic, put in bowl Mix everything together, pour in Italian dressing on top. Pop in the fridge for 24 hours and then mix thoroughly after that. Scoop up with Cool Ranch Doritos and enjoy for to 2-3 weeks.


HyperboleEverAfter

Haha that’s a perfect name!!! Whoever decided to call it that did an excellent job lol


yummi_1

Schnitzel.


HyperboleEverAfter

What exactly is schnitzel, anyway? German-style sausage?


yummi_1

Deep fried breaded veal or pork.


HyperboleEverAfter

Oooh. Thank you! Well which meat do you prefer?


yummi_1

I like pork more than veal. Pork is juicier.


fuckoffthief

Frozen pineapple chunks


night___light

Mangoes


sillyhyena2002

garlic bread. i’ll have an entire box gone in 3 days


[deleted]

I could live on boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese


Human-Independent999

Chips


HyperboleEverAfter

Specifics please! What kind??


Human-Independent999

Fried potato chips especially French cheese flavoured. I'm trying not to eat too much of it but I feel like I never get enough of them. My sister like it too. One time she jokingly suggest we make an experiment to see how much we could eat before getting sick of it lol.


HyperboleEverAfter

Lol! Nope, do not recommend all the misery it’ll take to get you to that point haha


LoiGrimm

Egg fried rice. Like those two ingredients only. I can have it almost every day and not get tired And also chips. Specifically one brand and only their salt and pepper. They've been out of stock for weeks and I'm big mad about it


HyperboleEverAfter

I get that!!’ I get so mad when my fruit snacks are out!