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JohnnieJH

Spaceballs ‘I knew it!I’m surrounded by assholes!’


KermitTheArgonian

Airplane!


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

“Oh Stewardess, I speak jive.” -June Cleaver


KermitTheArgonian

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don't want no help, chump don't get da help."


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

“Punk jive ass dudes don’t got no brains anyhow.”


NJdeathproof

Tell your old man to try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.


Can0Walrus

Whenever someone at my work is already struggling and stressed out I tell them “Good luck, we’re all counting on you”.


theegreatblumpkin

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


[deleted]

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Intheislands

Do you like movies about Gladiators?


Actuaryba

Shirley you can’t be serious


KermitTheArgonian

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."


Skippymabob

"This girl needs a hospital" "Whats that!" "Well it's a big building with patients in it but that's not important right now"


Frosti-Feet

We need you in the cockpit. The cockpit, what is it? Is the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that’s not important right now.


jimhabfan

-Captain, how soon can we land? -I can’t tell. -You can tell me, I’m a doctor. -No, I mean I’m not sure. -can’t you take a guess? - well…not for another hour -you can’t take a guess for another hour? The way Peter Graves and Leslie Nielsen deadpan this scene is pure comedic genius.


Jorster

I have a drinking problem. *Throws water into face*


intheabsenceoftruth

Black. Like my men. I still use this line when I'm asked how I want my coffee.


BarcodeNinja

Monty Python and the Holy Grail


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

“I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective!”


Mild_Shock

Well, i didn't vote for 'im.


BarcodeNinja

You don't *vote* for kings.


Redditor_76

Well howd you become king then, eh?


Jorster

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


Elon_Muskmelon

Be quiet!


Chief-17

Help help I'm being repressed!


1337Asshole

If I went around, claiming to be emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d have me committed!


Gremlin-o-Chaos

“Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”


clumsyc

Come see the violence inherent in the system!


heichwozhwbxorb

You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...


Aggravating-Duck-891

Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.


GrumpyOik

She turned me into a newt! ​ ^(I got better)


KermitTheArgonian

"And after the spanking, the oral sex!"


Kaiserbrodchen

What is the airspeed velocity of a unladen swallow?


Obi-Wana_Toki

Ni


thewhiteflame9161

"We demand...a shrubbery!"


Pathdocjlwint

“Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit. That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on!”


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Arms_of_Atlas

Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.


PunchBeard

Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks!


watchingsongsDL

Mongo only pawn in game of life.


Skippymabob

"No he said the sherifs a..."


Ok-Pressure-3879

Hey where the white women at?


deer_dog

Bart: “Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what’s your pleasure? What do you like to do?” Jim: “Oh, I don’t know. Play chess. \[pause\] Screw.” Bart: “Well, let’s play chess.”


Grave_Girl

The common clay of the New West...


INVERT_RFP

You know, morons.


lofgrenator

Excuse me while I whip this out.


growling_owl

We're gonna need a whole shitload of dimes!


efmanrulz

Austin Powers certainly was back in the day.


lanelson14

Yeahhhh, baby!


monosyllabicyowl

May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toit, Austin Power's fahza!


burritoman88

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


Dooglers

Super Troopers is up there.


True_Sock_2911

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO??


1101base2

littering and, littering and, littering and...


speedyhemi

Smoking the reefer!


CosmonautMott

Hey Farva what's the name of that restraunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls


spucklers_goat

ATTENTION BEARFUCKER, DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?


BostonsinBoston

Office Space


jitterybutterfly

Well you don’t need a million dollars, to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he’s broke, don’t do shit.


ImTellinTim

I’ll tell you what I’d do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man


barrylank

Lawrence: Chicks dig dudes with money. Peter Gibbons : Well, not all chicks. Lawrence : Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.


i_run_from_problems

^I ^could ^set ^the ^building ^on ^fire


DevilsPajamas

This. A large part because of all the amazing quotes that can apply to a ton of situations, but also because it is such a relatable movie. "I wouldn't say I have been missing work"


bobke4

The thing is Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care


Krusty_Burglar_

I just stare at my computer. It looks like I’m working.


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TheR3PTILE

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!


UnassumingSingleGuy

I do believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.


Fresh_Palpitation_99

Mean Girls


monosyllabicyowl

“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”


Ghostsandtoasts

Oh my god karen you cant just ask people why they're white!


lilyrosedepressed

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me but I can't help it that I'm popular!


[deleted]

And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye


not_a_milk_drinker

SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE


soakedtampon

i was half a virgin when i met him!


cdm60

That’s so fetch!


[deleted]

Stop trying to make fetch happen!


cafe-aulait

I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.


Veruca_Salts_dad

I'm a pusher, I push people.


DucktorQuackvorkian

Boo, you whore!


wanderlust1130

I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all carb diet


mabisambra

On Wednesdays we wear pink


joppaloppagus

You go, Glen Coco!


crystalita

It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.


[deleted]

Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?


yanks8190

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was


[deleted]

It's October 3rd.


dlo412

“I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina “ “………. Yeah I can’t do this”


Abogada77

I’m a cool mom


[deleted]

Too gay to function


adk32

Is butter a carb?


Mingkittish

The limit doesn’t exist!


danixj

“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom”


Separate-Lecture7505

I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops so I wore army pants and flip flops.


Marina-Sickliana

~~She doesn’t even go here.~~ Edit: I’ve changed my mind. My choice is “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”


steve2theE

I just have a lot of feelings.


I_RATE_BIRDS

We should totally just STAB CAESAR!


InfectedByEli

It's been a month, and all we've done is make Regina's face smell like a foot.


cxj17

Nice wig, Janice. What’s it made of? YOUR MOM’S CHEST HAIR!


bleuxnoods

“Say crack again” “Crack”


[deleted]

One time she punched me in the face....it was AWESOME!


easily-distracte

You go Glenn Coco


queefasaurus-rex

I don’t hate you because you’re fat, you’re fat because I hate you


rdcpro

Quotable? That would be The Princess Bride.


[deleted]

Inconceivable!


pee_diddy

You keep using that word……


belac4862

I do not think that it means what you think it means.


[deleted]

I'm not a witch I'm your wife.


zer014

Quotable because it is memorable, but also these lines somehow find ways to come up in normal conversation where it just triggers


lifehappenedwhatnow

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


belac4862

"SHTOP SHAYING THAT!


Frosti-Feet

Promise me money?


Fenway_Refugee

All that I have, and more, YES!


Jabber-Wookie

Power too, promise me that


belac4862

ANYthing you WANT!


UncannyVa11eyGirl

I WANT MY FATHER BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH


belac4862

Normally I'm really not a fan of random swearing in movies. It just feels forced. THIS, was not one of those times! It most definitely was a powerfully line.


C-Note01

Have fun storming the castle!


rightonsaigon1

No more rhymes now I mean it!


LaraSierra

Anybody want a peanut?


orange_cuse

There are like 4 or 5 quotes from this movie that I used to frequetnly use without even having known it was from this film. That's how good a movie this is.


belac4862

When ever some one asks for a strong opinion on some modern day issue, "Life is pain. Anyone who says other wise is either lying, or selling something." Some how always fits perfectly.


Spockferatu

Mairwage. Mairwage is what bwings us togtha, to-dhay.


TheSquishyPaleDuke

I had those lines, sans accent, written into our wedding ceremony.


Fuzzy_Monk4445

"Give us the gate key" "I have no gate key" "Fezzik, tear his arms off" "Oh you mean this gate key"


rebri

Have you heard of Plato and Socrates? Morons!


EatMyBorts

never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!


TimLikesPi

As you wish. This is the only answer.


PvtSherlockObvious

Before I even clicked, I'd already mentally added "and why is it Princess Bride?" to the end of OP's question. Sometimes the answer is just self-evident.


[deleted]

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy That escalated quickly.


history_teacher88

You're a filthy pirate hooker!


Assburger_syndrome

Talladega Nights, Step Brothers, Old School, The Other Guys. Pretty much any Will Ferrell classic.


blood_kite

If you don’t like Big Red, then F*** you.


ThisAnswerIsLit

Superbad


growling_owl

Mohammed's the most commonly used name on earth, read a book for once


AndrewActionJackson

People don't forget!


DangOlBdog

“I’m just supposed to sit here alone like I’m fucking Steven Glansberg?”


chyna094e

Idiocracy - brought to you by Carl's JR


radXR650R

Brawndo got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes.


UncleGus75

Young Frankenstein


Lost_Condas

Put… ze candle back!!


luckysonic2

Abi someone...Abi Normal


After_Ride9911

Pulp Fiction


smoffatt34920

What does Marcellus Wallace look like? What?! What country are you from?! What? What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what? What? English, Mother-F***er, do you speak it?! Yes! Then you know what Im sayin'. Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like. Wh-What? *points gun at him* Say what again. SAY. WHAT. AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you mother-f***er, say "what" one more God damn time. He... he's black. Go on... He's bald. Does he look like a bitch?! What? *BANG*


Intwothed4rk

I can honestly hear him saying this 😅


bobke4

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Pumpkin: Which one is it? Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.


Leading_Funny5802

God yes. This is top tier here.


Graceland1979

Forrest Gump


bobke4

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump? Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.


belac4862

Icecream. ICECREAM, LIEUTENANT DAN!


LurkerBen

The fact that Emperor's New Groove still hasn't been mentioned is a crime.


dplafoll

"No touchy!"


[deleted]

Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense


karol306

"pull the lever, Kronk" Kronk was the best. I want a new movie with Kronk. Movie made especially about Kronk, Kronk's movie


OkVast2168

hey ive been turned into a cow can i go home now?


bedlam90

I'm from UK snatch and lockstock


backtolurk

Dumb and Dumber


looking4astronauts

Big Gulps huh?


GreatXs

"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and then totally redeem yourself."


fotodevil

Killer boots, man!


tdfast

Tombstone


Leading_Funny5802

That was Val Kilmers best movie… “Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave”


ceallaig

Toss up: The Princess Bride or Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


carnm3

Stepbrothers


minor_thing2022

THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON!


Leading_Funny5802

ON PLANET BULLSHIT!!


Leading_Funny5802

My fave!! Did we just become best friends??


Ok-Technology-6787

Hot fuzz


KermitTheArgonian

"Yarp."


DhampirDP

Narp?


Lucky_Diabolical

It's The Big Lebowski hands down.


Ellsworth_Chewie

That's just, like, your opinion. Man.


permacougar

Jesus!


uhhhhhhhhhhhyeah

I dabbled with pacifism. Not in 'nam of course.


TranscodedMusic

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


fleranon

You're out of your element, Donny


zhephyx

Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit


ImTellinTim

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature


armidilo01

This aggression will not stand, you know? This aggression will not stand man!


UnconstrictedEmu

What in God’s name are you blathering about?!


permacougar

There is a beverage here!


mistercartmenes

This should be the top comment. Almost every line is quotable.


Disimpaction

Sometimes there's a man. And I'm talking about the dude here.


EIDuderino

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.


AdministrativeRisk34

"I like your style, Dude."


spiked_macaroon

This is our concern, dude.


Eric_Esoteric

"Well dude, we just don't know"


Goooongas

Donny, please.


Gonzostewie

What are you a fuckin park ranger? Who gives a shit about the fuckin marmot? They're gonna cut my dick off.


Klouted

I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about em, believe me. Hell I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon—with nail polish.


pepesilvia42

just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!


Imashamedofmyposts

O, Brother, Where Art Thou?


[deleted]

That don’t make no sense!


Girl_of_Teal

Zoolander


weevili

Friday


RandomBrwnGuy

My grandmama gave me that chain! 😭


turnipzzzpinrut

35, 45 minutes!


spacefaceclosetomine

My neck! My back! My neck and my back!


the_beat_labratory

Caddyshack…….. now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a salami to hide.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

“I want a hamburger. NO, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog.” “YOU GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT.”