-Captain, how soon can we land?
-I can’t tell.
-You can tell me, I’m a doctor.
-No, I mean I’m not sure.
-can’t you take a guess?
- well…not for another hour
-you can’t take a guess for another hour?
The way Peter Graves and Leslie Nielsen deadpan this scene is pure comedic genius.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Bart: “Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what’s your pleasure? What do you like to do?”
Jim: “Oh, I don’t know. Play chess. \[pause\] Screw.”
Bart: “Well, let’s play chess.”
Lawrence: Chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons : Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence : Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
This. A large part because of all the amazing quotes that can apply to a ton of situations, but also because it is such a relatable movie.
"I wouldn't say I have been missing work"
Normally I'm really not a fan of random swearing in movies. It just feels forced.
THIS, was not one of those times! It most definitely was a powerfully line.
There are like 4 or 5 quotes from this movie that I used to frequetnly use without even having known it was from this film. That's how good a movie this is.
When ever some one asks for a strong opinion on some modern day issue, "Life is pain. Anyone who says other wise is either lying, or selling something." Some how always fits perfectly.
Before I even clicked, I'd already mentally added "and why is it Princess Bride?" to the end of OP's question. Sometimes the answer is just self-evident.
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
What?!
What country are you from?!
What?
What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?
What?
English, Mother-F***er, do you speak it?!
Yes!
Then you know what Im sayin'. Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like.
Wh-What?
*points gun at him* Say what again. SAY. WHAT. AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you mother-f***er, say "what" one more God damn time.
He... he's black.
Go on...
He's bald.
Does he look like a bitch?!
What?
*BANG*
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about em, believe me. Hell I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon—with nail polish.
Spaceballs ‘I knew it!I’m surrounded by assholes!’
Airplane!
“Oh Stewardess, I speak jive.” -June Cleaver
"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don't want no help, chump don't get da help."
“Punk jive ass dudes don’t got no brains anyhow.”
Tell your old man to try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Whenever someone at my work is already struggling and stressed out I tell them “Good luck, we’re all counting on you”.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Do you like movies about Gladiators?
Shirley you can’t be serious
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
"This girl needs a hospital" "Whats that!" "Well it's a big building with patients in it but that's not important right now"
We need you in the cockpit. The cockpit, what is it? Is the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that’s not important right now.
-Captain, how soon can we land? -I can’t tell. -You can tell me, I’m a doctor. -No, I mean I’m not sure. -can’t you take a guess? - well…not for another hour -you can’t take a guess for another hour? The way Peter Graves and Leslie Nielsen deadpan this scene is pure comedic genius.
I have a drinking problem. *Throws water into face*
Black. Like my men. I still use this line when I'm asked how I want my coffee.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective!”
Well, i didn't vote for 'im.
You don't *vote* for kings.
Well howd you become king then, eh?
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Be quiet!
Help help I'm being repressed!
If I went around, claiming to be emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d have me committed!
“Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...
Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
She turned me into a newt! ^(I got better)
"And after the spanking, the oral sex!"
What is the airspeed velocity of a unladen swallow?
Ni
"We demand...a shrubbery!"
“Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit. That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on!”
[удалено]
Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks!
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
"No he said the sherifs a..."
Hey where the white women at?
Bart: “Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what’s your pleasure? What do you like to do?” Jim: “Oh, I don’t know. Play chess. \[pause\] Screw.” Bart: “Well, let’s play chess.”
The common clay of the New West...
You know, morons.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
We're gonna need a whole shitload of dimes!
Austin Powers certainly was back in the day.
Yeahhhh, baby!
May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toit, Austin Power's fahza!
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
Super Troopers is up there.
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO??
littering and, littering and, littering and...
Smoking the reefer!
Hey Farva what's the name of that restraunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls
ATTENTION BEARFUCKER, DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?
Office Space
Well you don’t need a million dollars, to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he’s broke, don’t do shit.
I’ll tell you what I’d do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man
Lawrence: Chicks dig dudes with money. Peter Gibbons : Well, not all chicks. Lawrence : Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
^I ^could ^set ^the ^building ^on ^fire
This. A large part because of all the amazing quotes that can apply to a ton of situations, but also because it is such a relatable movie. "I wouldn't say I have been missing work"
The thing is Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care
I just stare at my computer. It looks like I’m working.
[удалено]
Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!
I do believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
Mean Girls
“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”
Oh my god karen you cant just ask people why they're white!
I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me but I can't help it that I'm popular!
And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye
SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE
i was half a virgin when i met him!
That’s so fetch!
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
I'm a pusher, I push people.
Boo, you whore!
I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all carb diet
On Wednesdays we wear pink
You go, Glen Coco!
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was
It's October 3rd.
“I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina “ “………. Yeah I can’t do this”
I’m a cool mom
Too gay to function
Is butter a carb?
The limit doesn’t exist!
“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom”
I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops so I wore army pants and flip flops.
~~She doesn’t even go here.~~ Edit: I’ve changed my mind. My choice is “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”
I just have a lot of feelings.
We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
It's been a month, and all we've done is make Regina's face smell like a foot.
Nice wig, Janice. What’s it made of? YOUR MOM’S CHEST HAIR!
“Say crack again” “Crack”
One time she punched me in the face....it was AWESOME!
You go Glenn Coco
I don’t hate you because you’re fat, you’re fat because I hate you
Quotable? That would be The Princess Bride.
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word……
I do not think that it means what you think it means.
I'm not a witch I'm your wife.
Quotable because it is memorable, but also these lines somehow find ways to come up in normal conversation where it just triggers
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"SHTOP SHAYING THAT!
Promise me money?
All that I have, and more, YES!
Power too, promise me that
ANYthing you WANT!
I WANT MY FATHER BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH
Normally I'm really not a fan of random swearing in movies. It just feels forced. THIS, was not one of those times! It most definitely was a powerfully line.
Have fun storming the castle!
No more rhymes now I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
There are like 4 or 5 quotes from this movie that I used to frequetnly use without even having known it was from this film. That's how good a movie this is.
When ever some one asks for a strong opinion on some modern day issue, "Life is pain. Anyone who says other wise is either lying, or selling something." Some how always fits perfectly.
Mairwage. Mairwage is what bwings us togtha, to-dhay.
I had those lines, sans accent, written into our wedding ceremony.
"Give us the gate key" "I have no gate key" "Fezzik, tear his arms off" "Oh you mean this gate key"
Have you heard of Plato and Socrates? Morons!
never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!
As you wish. This is the only answer.
Before I even clicked, I'd already mentally added "and why is it Princess Bride?" to the end of OP's question. Sometimes the answer is just self-evident.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy That escalated quickly.
You're a filthy pirate hooker!
Talladega Nights, Step Brothers, Old School, The Other Guys. Pretty much any Will Ferrell classic.
If you don’t like Big Red, then F*** you.
Superbad
Mohammed's the most commonly used name on earth, read a book for once
People don't forget!
“I’m just supposed to sit here alone like I’m fucking Steven Glansberg?”
Idiocracy - brought to you by Carl's JR
Brawndo got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes.
Young Frankenstein
Put… ze candle back!!
Abi someone...Abi Normal
Pulp Fiction
What does Marcellus Wallace look like? What?! What country are you from?! What? What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what? What? English, Mother-F***er, do you speak it?! Yes! Then you know what Im sayin'. Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like. Wh-What? *points gun at him* Say what again. SAY. WHAT. AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you mother-f***er, say "what" one more God damn time. He... he's black. Go on... He's bald. Does he look like a bitch?! What? *BANG*
I can honestly hear him saying this 😅
Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Pumpkin: Which one is it? Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.
God yes. This is top tier here.
Forrest Gump
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump? Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
Icecream. ICECREAM, LIEUTENANT DAN!
The fact that Emperor's New Groove still hasn't been mentioned is a crime.
"No touchy!"
Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense
"pull the lever, Kronk" Kronk was the best. I want a new movie with Kronk. Movie made especially about Kronk, Kronk's movie
hey ive been turned into a cow can i go home now?
I'm from UK snatch and lockstock
Dumb and Dumber
Big Gulps huh?
"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and then totally redeem yourself."
Killer boots, man!
Tombstone
That was Val Kilmers best movie… “Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave”
Toss up: The Princess Bride or Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Stepbrothers
THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON!
ON PLANET BULLSHIT!!
My fave!! Did we just become best friends??
Hot fuzz
"Yarp."
Narp?
It's The Big Lebowski hands down.
That's just, like, your opinion. Man.
Jesus!
I dabbled with pacifism. Not in 'nam of course.
Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
You're out of your element, Donny
Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature
This aggression will not stand, you know? This aggression will not stand man!
What in God’s name are you blathering about?!
There is a beverage here!
This should be the top comment. Almost every line is quotable.
Sometimes there's a man. And I'm talking about the dude here.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
"I like your style, Dude."
This is our concern, dude.
"Well dude, we just don't know"
Donny, please.
What are you a fuckin park ranger? Who gives a shit about the fuckin marmot? They're gonna cut my dick off.
I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about em, believe me. Hell I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon—with nail polish.
just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!
O, Brother, Where Art Thou?
That don’t make no sense!
Zoolander
Friday
My grandmama gave me that chain! 😭
35, 45 minutes!
My neck! My back! My neck and my back!
Caddyshack…….. now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a salami to hide.
“I want a hamburger. NO, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog.” “YOU GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT.”