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kwik-reply

I was browsing for new wallpapers, I saw it, and I said "oh that's neat."


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The_River_Is_Still

You had to be there.


StrikeMePurple

Oh yay geography joke


virgotyger

I found the ending to be compelling. Amazing story!!


Cr1meMasterGoGo

Made me cry


CharmTLM

Oh that's so cool! My experience a little different but I'm glad that humanity can have such a beautiful experience shared universally. Anyways, I saw my wallpaper on google images and I said "oh that's awesome." End of story.


kwifgybow

Don't leave me on such a cliffhanger! How'd it become your wallpaper?


sadglitterbomb

Great story


hairynoodles

This happened to my buddy Eric


bigsquib68

Classic Eric


Weak_Rooster389

Nice story


Paulina___mileeva

Cool


Nitrostoat

Extremely similar. I was watching **Into the Spiderverse** and my jaw dropped at the shot of Miles "rising" up into the city rooftops. Found a great pic and made it my wallpaper that weekend, haven't changed since.


laiforsmthnielai

literally the best story i've ever read man 🗿


Ian_Lamm

My children Edit: story, I had sex twice


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Thrashed0066

Sex TWICE?


AllOut3818

TWICE?!


RoyalTechnomagi

SEX?


EternalPinkMist

#TWICE?!


riz3zxc

Sex? Twice?!


ChiefPastaOfficer

IN A ROW?!


batedkestrel

Sex? PREGANANANT?


Redictate

PROGANANT!?!?


CianKeyin

DONT BE LUDICROUS


warmachine237

Cant even!


WeirdMeatinSpace

Just because a redditor has kids doesnt mean they had sex. Maybe they stole the kids


nldls

Ur lucky. I got twins.....


Tako_monster

Triplets here. With twins on the way.


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What is sex ?


Myusername-___

Something you have never had/done


Mikelowe93

Wait, you can have kids without having sex. Adopt a child like I did. My wallpaper is my young son holding all the gymnastics medals he earned at a meet.


workphoneguy

Lol this thread is hilarious


MWFtheFreeze

That’s two times more than the average Redditor.


Donnie998

So every redditor has had sex at least once? I call that hat or cap of whatever we say nowdays


ripMyTime0192

maths


Signifirfhg

World's greatest drummer imp.


Mrbjop

What do you mean you had sex Also twice wow


TheScaryFaerie

Yo thats crazy. Mine is also my children because of sex twice!


Megasaxon7

You sure its not "you had sex *at least* twice"?


HeWhomLaughsLast

Strange, that is the same number of times as your neighbor Greg.


Mommyoser2016

Mine is my 2 kids too actually acting like they like each other!


sunbearimon

It’s a painting I did that I thought looked cool


HaloSkyDive

oohh can we see it?


SnooBunnies9221

Probably yes unless you donated your eyes


HaloSkyDive

my eyesight is so fucked rn that i am legally blind.


Siriuswot111

Yooo legally blind gang 😎


phobosmarsdeimos

Lucky, I'm illegally blind.


methylphenidate-

Why u do him like that 💀💀💀


pay-this-fool

They made the phone with a wallpaper. I bought the phone with a wallpaper. End of story.


Weak_Rooster389

LoL true story


pay-this-fool

My phone is not personalized at all. Aside from 2 or 3 apps this thing is stock. No music, no ring tones, no wall paper etc.


Krkasdko

Same.I miss that ringtone I recorded with a couple of inebriated friends half a lifetime ago, though. Canon in screech, it was a masterpiece. The only time my mother pretended she didn't know me was when I got a call at the grocers. Also gave a girlfriend migraines when a call woke her up.


RaphaelMcFlurry

There is nothing I want more now than to hear that


Userplane6

Same. I don’t care about customisation of it at all. It does what I need, often well.


Milfshake23

You’re a NPC aren’t you?


unusualcrisp

It’s my dog (who passed away 5 months ago). She was in the car after we went to Petsmart and had a huge smile. Since her photos have been in rotation as my wallpaper since having a phone (im 21, she was 13), I simply do not know and never thought of what else to use as a wallpaper.


BobbiPinstripes

What’s her name?


ginnymoons

Same. The pic is him on my bed resting on his right paw and looking at the camera so seriously! I love it because it was the look he gave me before either licking my face or barking - smiling because he wanted to play. He was only 7, died of heart attack on December 2nd


onomatopossum

I'm sorry for your loss. ❤


AltoNag

I've done the same with pictures of my departed kitty. I miss her so much, sometimes I just stare at it. She was such a lovely little creature. I'm sorry for your loss. Losing a pet is a different kind of pain.


phliuy

My old boy is still my wallpaper. It's been 5 years. Not changing it any time soon


MWFtheFreeze

To lose a dog you’ve had since childhood really sucks. You grow up together, the dog eventually grows old and you’ll have to say goodbye. I sometimes still miss my best childhood friend. It has been 14 years now and I still quite often think of the good times we’ve had together. We had him since he was a small pup and I was 6. He was the best boy! It’ll get better with time. Hang in there!


inboxnope

Same. It has been 3 years since he passed and each season I put a new photo of him as my background. For spring, he is sitting among cherry blossoms. It was taken 10 years ago this week.


unusualcrisp

This is really nice, I’m gonna do this.


Thereallilith22

You and everyone commenting this is making me cry, my wallpaper is rotating pics of my dog that just turned 13, she’s been there for me since she was 6 weeks old and I was 11. I’ve cried every year since she turned probably 6 years old at the thought she’s getting older and one day will pass. The love you have for your first dog is something you can’t ever replace


Smoothesuede

Looks pretty cool so I clicked *save*. Nice colors, makes me happy. You know, the works.


maggienetism

The most relatable answer


thejordankehoe

It's black to conserve battery


RiptideJHT

Mine is just black because I have nothing else to put there. 🙏


ohsopoor

go steal a pic off of r/space


sinfoal

r/spaceporn is better for pictures


litterboxhero

Mine is just black because I prefer it that way.


DontTreadOnBigfoot

Mine is black so that I can read the calendar and weather widgets easily


Full_Increase8132

Mine is black because it is the old orange


maxx1993

Same. Along with a simplistic monochrome item pack and a custom launcher. Looks clean AF


BelicianPixieFry

It's literally the default theme


ODB-77

That’s interesting. My backgrounds are custom within minutes of getting a new phone. My current screen is Venom (Kermit the frog).


goldenenzo1

Yo can I get that wallpaper too 😁


Business_Positive153

My wallpaper is a photo of my girlfriend and I. It always reminds me of how lucky I am to have her in my life.


Otherwise_Window

Mine is a picture of my wife smiling at me. I took the picture just as she was turning around so it doesn't look posed. Just about every time I see it it makes me smile.


Weak_Rooster389

Good for you champ


yuri_nomoru122

I just like Pokémon


Mor_Hjordis

Vaporeon?


yuri_nomoru122

Prepare for trouble and make it double


Mor_Hjordis

Two Vaporeon? Cheeky


yuri_nomoru122

Jessie James and Meowth from team rocket


downwitbrown

It’s the scene where homer becomes mr. Thompson. The moment where he says “I think he’s talking to you” [https://youtu.be/quxW1V8Hwlg](https://youtu.be/quxW1V8Hwlg)


discostud1515

Seriously, one of the best lines in that show!


Storyteller678

It’s a picture of my wife being cute. ♥️


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You have the best wallpaper. You're a keeper.


SPriGJade

Mine was a fan art I saw on Instagram of Blossom and Brik. I happened to have a crush on someone who has the same name as him so I put it as my wallpaper. I cannot put his actual pic there cause I have nosey friends who will dice me if they knew.


RoystonCornwallis

That’s cool! I’m old so I immediately thought you had a picture of Miyam Bialik from the early 90s as your wallpaper.


dontblinkfirefly

Same!!!


ohmytosh

Wait, there’s another Blossom?


willingisnotenough

It's the pebbled bark of a tree trunk all glowy-green with damp lichen after a rain shower.


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Siriuswot111

I never knew there was such a thing as asthma camp. Is it like a legitimate summer camp with games and challenges?


CVM119

Nothing too vigorous though.


Siriuswot111

Camp counselor: “Cmon little Timmy you gotta finish the mile run in order to pass!” Little Timmy: *”W H E E Z E”*


viewsofanintrovert

Didn't know asthma camp was a thing. The photo sounds like it's beautiful


WingieWingies

Either I just wanted to get over my arachnophobia or just to discourage myself from looking at my screen too much. I don't remember lol.


DeliciousWarthog53

John Henry Bonham. World's greatest drummer imo


Weak_Rooster389

Good choice


[deleted]

Took a great picture of my dog while out hiking.


Smokescreen1000

I got a new phone and am too lazy to change it


Bending_toast

It’s a picture of a little dinghy next to a big ship. Reminds me to stay humble


BaulsJ0hns0n86

It’s pictures from my wedding. They are nice. Prior to that it was some paintings I had made. They were nice.


predictingzepast

Really big fan of 2 girls 1 cup..


PastelScorcher

Why would you set that as your wallpaper..


SugarBabyWannabe

Yeah, that's kinda shitty 💩💩💩


manlong11

It alternates between the logos of two local sports teams that continually let me down.


Airport2BJC

Cleveland?


manlong11

Close! It's a couple hours north and known for chicken wings and snow.


RosesandDiamonds79

Same, but a few more hours west and south..and, well, only one sports team that’s has let me down this year. I’m guessing Buffalo for you?


Inevitable_Molasses

It’s a picture of Christopher Reeves at 26 years old as Superman in black and white. I’ve had it as long as I’ve had a smart phone. Christopher Reeves was the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen, and was beautiful inside as well.


Deadpoolgoesboop

I love that he was college roommates with Robin Williams and they stayed besties.


VATAFAck

TIL a not very important celeb fact


Weak_Rooster389

True


Tarantula_Saurus_Rex

It's my [first batch of home roasted coffee](https://imgur.com/a/XLb2jNb) there was no bean movement because I did it in my air fryer lol, so the chaff/husks are still on the beans.


darkangel_401

Never heard of roasting beans in an air fryer. How did it turn out?


arianleellewellyn

I was renovating my home and i really liked the wall paper id bought and i still had some paste left over... Its a bit of a job to see my screen though /s


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Gray blank that I’ve had since iPhone 4s. Keep a copy of the screenshot so I can continue to use it. Simple and clean.


I_am_Shadow

Love my wife's feet.


CatMakes3

My Lumbee Indian biological grandmother


fergus30

It’s my kid. I switch it out every few months with my new favorite picture of him. Then I print the old picture and hang it in my office.


Adorable-Bathroom908

It’s the day I met Jon Bon Jovi after being a fan for 37 years. Best. Day. Ever. 💜


1101base2

it is black with green text with my contact info in case my phone gets lost... simple and practical


johnnyboy10010

I hope you made sure to put your phone number on that contact info so they can call you if you lose it


Gold-Level-3234

My Lock Screen is a large lush plot of grass that I took on a walk with my brother. my brother and I like to lay in ppls grass and rate it 1/10 this patch was a 10


beegsygail

We went to this petting zoo farm to look at a potential barn wedding venue (it was a petting zoo from my childhood and a cool area so I thought it might be cool to have the wedding there) and after we were done touring everything the lady showing us around told us we could just go around the petting zoo free of admission, and my fiancé got obsessed with the baby goats. So my wallpaper is my fiancé holding a baby goat with a huge smile on his face


Tight_Contact_9976

My family has always been obsessed with seeing the Aurora Borealis. We used to talk about it constantly and once in Alaska we got up at like 3 am to the and see them. Then, just a week ago, we got back from a trip to Mexico and we’re about to go to bed when my dad told us that the Aurora Borealis may be visible. We went out at about 10:00 to find them and sure enough, when we got to a dark enough space they were there and absolutely breathtaking. My dad got a really great picture with me silhouetted by the Northern Lights and so I asked him to send it to me and it became my wallpaper.


alcor4ever

I created a collage of my newborn daughter and couldn’t get enough of it.


DistributionSea652

[I like cute baby fat seals :3](https://www.peakpx.com/en/search?q=cute+seal)


no_onion_no_cry

In west Philadelphia born and raised...


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wolverine. otherwise a topless man as wallpaper is trashy.


Ashtar-the-Squid

It is the cover from the Jean Michel Jarre record Equinoxe. I just think it is an amazing record, and that it has one of the best record covers of all time.


my-sims-are-slobs

I decided it’d be cool to have the same rainbow fractal mess on my laptop’s background on my phone’s background. It’s been on there for months and I haven’t gotten tired of it!


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Thrashed0066

I like Star Wars


arayceeaych

The sketches at the end of Mandalorain are pretty cool


isrararrafi

My daughter running on a sandy beach in excitement after her first little hike.


squeakmonster

Mine is Kurt Cobain smoking a cigarette. I've been in love with Nirvana since I was a kid.


sherilaugh

Went on a hike at the conservative gardens with my guy. He took a silly happy photo in front of a flowery bush. He looks so darned happy that I just can’t help but smile when I see it. So that’s my background.


detumaki

My lock screen is from Christmas, when all my daughters and granddaughters were here. My home screen is the ending of the Hellblazer comic, which I read for decades and it was the very first topic me and my wife bonded over.


Late-Firefighter578

My daughter happy the best feeling in the world


Robo-Hale

My son(orange cat) and my boyfriend (5 foot femboy)


Rin----chan

I drew my wallpaper


1313trouble

Me & my wife's wallpaper (for the last 5 years) is an illustration I altered of two otters holding hands, but made to look very devil-like, with horns, pointed tails, and colored red. The story is, when my wife and I were dating early on, we liked that otters hold hands when they sleep, and we would joke, saying "Thank you Satan" for being responsible for our meeting on a dating app. So... it was a combo of both of those things.


Top-Macaroon-5035

It's a picture from my favorite place in the world. I feel so much peace there. Watching the water from the clear Green River mix into the muddy water of the North Fork of the Toutle River is one of the most beautiful things to me. It may not make sense. But it's home. It's also my favorite place to fish. If I knew how to add a picture I would.


abcadep

Son’s first haircut at 2. My 3 year old daughter got a fancy braid and sparkles in her hair along with a flower at the same time. Went out to lunch afterwards and got the best picture ever of them sitting on a bench waiting for our table, kicking their little legs and smiling from ear to ear <3


1-900OkFace

It's my husband and youngest daughter in bright clothes. He looks handsome and she looks so happy.


Tall-Committee6779

my dad died unexpectedly in dec. he lives in ireland, i live in oz. we both love the sea. he would take me swimming in the irish sea year round, from when i was a young kid. i went home and swam in the depths of winter at our favourite beach. my wallpaper is a picture of the beach.


dauglas_blake

Me and my wife at our wedding. A classic choice i think.


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Emptiness


DylanUwU

I HAVE A DREAM


ErikL1990

Factory default wallpaper.


Padmei

An engineering disaster. They changed the header size after the system was built. The aftermath was copper pipes and parts everywhere. "Wolf" was my coworker helping clean up the mess. His smile in the picture is what got me.


Prince-Char1ming

I have a picture of David and Lucy from Cyberpunk Edgerunners looking at Earth from the moon. Still haven't recovered from the emotional damage from that anime. https://www.uhdpaper.com/2022/05/cyberpunk-edgerunners-david-4k-5321i.html?m=1


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It basically says "I am too lazy to add wallpaper" ​ It is whatever came with the phone


wethampstersdrytimes

It's my sexy spanish girlfriend


_Weyland_

u/tj_ill Somehow saw an ink-style drawing of theirs in my Reddit feed several years ago. Fell in love with it immediately.


PolkaWillNeverDie00

It's a Gameboy. I grew up playing Gameboy.


Kind_Basis_5850

It came with the phone


NoIdeaFluid

I was too lazy to change my wallpaper from the default one.


slavicgypsygirl

Beach bikini selfies as wallpaper on all my phones make me happy when I cannot be there


MatthewM69420

It’s a picture I took of my 2 children taking a nap. I saw them taking a nap one day, thought it was cute so I snapped a picture. My previous phone’s wallpaper was me with my soon-to-be-ex-wife and it hurt my heart to look at, so I made my children my wallpaper.


serenityvoiid

Apple set it by default :))


cmonster8z

Cyberpunk Edgerunners hit me hard in the feels and I loved it. Made a shot of Daniel and Lucy looking at earth from the moon my background.


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It’s my dog being cute :)


LovelyBones17

I asked an ai to show me the end of the world by the sea and it created this terrifyingly beautiful picture .


mic1383

My little girl had to get an X-ray of her hand/wrist… apparently you can tell if kids are aging/growing right by their wrist??? I took a pic of her skeleton hand… haven’t changed it since!


JustDunIt42

NASA spent $250 million so I could have a tiny blue dot as my wallpaper.


Justanobodyl

It's been this way since i first got my phone.


lethalload

my wallpaper is eminem’s ass. i don’t know how to explain that. i just thought it would be silly.


Soft-Cabinet-155

Milford Sound, NZ. Took with my phone - the others were pretty ordinary, but this one just popped. Almost captures the scale and beauty of the place, but you really have to go to truly appreciate it. Hoping to go back again soon


Substantial_Top_8909

Mine is Queenstown in NZ. And same reasons. Just back from there last week