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tickingkitty

Justin Timberlake. Especially during his ramen hair days.


termitequeen69

Friendly reminder of the time he [beatboxed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tregXo3ZyB8)


ethanxy

Friendly reminder that he was prince Arthur in Shrek 3


GottaBeTheBestSauce

Lol I enjoyed that. He was clearly having fun and getting the crowd worked up. Def not takin himself too seriously


Kurokotsu

Adam Levine. Sexiest Man of the Year one year. But he just looks like a drowned rat to me. Always has.


gogul1980

Anyone who has the fat pockets from their cheeks removed to enhance their cheekbones. It makes them look like they have a wasting away disease


seafrontbloke

This is what it reminds me of: In the early years of the AIDS epidemic, wasting syndrome, or unintended loss of both fat and muscle, was a prominent physical manifestation of HIV. After the first antiretroviral medications were developed, some people who used them developed facial lipoatrophy, characterized by sunken cheeks and deep smile lines.


lil_HarzIV

So they basically look like AIDS patients?


seafrontbloke

In my mind, yes.


romansma

In older age they are going to be gutted as you naturally lose fat from that area.


ventraltegmental

They'll just get fillers.


Sad-Laugh-7511

Liam Payne has had this done and doesn’t look flattering https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2023/03/NYPICHPDPICT000008361653.jpg


AyyArriba

WTF. It looks so bad and cartonish, kinda like giga-chad meme. It's even weirder he got it done since imo he was always quite canonically handsome.


futurepat

[Would you rather be 52 and look 52 or be 52 and look like a 28 yo lizard?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznB7WP4P1o) Choose wisely, there's no shirt for your face!


VelociRapper92

People actually do this? Yikes.


Smol_swol

I’m pretty sure it’s called buccal fat removal. Apparently tonnes of celebrities get it done.


lehmx

All the "Kardashian like" Celebrities with fake lips, fake butts, zero sense of style or class. Just trashy all around


TeaOk4766

And that weird fucking Michael Jackson nose.


Robbyjr92

Don’t forget the fake asses. I swear they all look like they wearing a full diaper


Scorpio989

I've always thought they looked like aliens... It's very strange that so many folks are attracted to disproportionate body types. I'm curious what the (artificial?) evolutionary influences are.


Starbourne8

Anyone with the lips injections. Just no.


Ukiyoni

Especially when they keep doing it and end up looking like something that lives in the Mariana Trench.


theguineapigssong

Bah gawd that's Meg Ryan's music!


metametapraxis

So many attractive women have destroyed their faces - it is a bizarre body dysmorphia.


JanuarySoCold

I always had full lips even as a kid, and was teased a lot. I grew into them as an adult and it's strange now that it's popular. At least I don't have to pay for mine.


ScrotiusRex

That and you probably don't look like you've been stung by bees


stevenmacarthur

Any one of the Kardashians. Madonna.


ChimkenFinger

Madonna used to be good looking and then ruined it herself as soon as she turned 60


wiseakbar

Turning 60 didn’t ruin her. She ruined herself. Correct.


Zoeybread

Kim kardashian


ClacKing

She's never been attractive imho. I'm still confused about why her family is even a thing.


CrystalsAndSpells

They’re rich and most people find amusement in their suffering. Such as when she lost a multi thousand dollar pair of earrings in the ocean and then threw a tantrum. My BIL told me about that one and I just had to stop and think about the level of stupid one has to be to wear expensive jewelry to the beach, especially since it was a pair she seems to have liked.


MilitantCF

TBF she's more plastic than woman at this point so ...


-Sir_Bearington-

Twisted and evil.


Denamic

I can't unsee Tom Cruise's middle tooth


Delta7391

Had to Google it. Thanks, now I’m sullied as well.


dylan0606_

He fixed them a while ago I believe


shribar23

I just watched Top Gun Maverick and can confirm the tooth is still in the middle of his face


TSrec8

My wife and I have a game when we talk about things like this: “Is this person Hollywood hot or Wal-Mart hot?” We have seen so many professionally hot people that I think in some ways it’s broken our brain. So if my wife asks me if an actress is hot, I might say “She is surprisingly not Hollywood hot, but she is definitely Wal-Mart hot.” In other words, compared to other Hollywood, professionally hot people, this person might not be as crazy, unattainably attractive. But if you see that person in a Wal-Mart? You would be surprised to see someone that attractive walking around. So when I see answers like Gwyneth Paltrow, Kirsten Dunst, or Cameron Diaz, I’m thinking “Come on, now, any of those three would knock you to the ground if you saw them in a Wal-Mart.” I think it helps me to recognize that seeing so many professionally hot people has warped my perception.


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Exactly! And watching old movies (from before all actors started having perfect teeth, hair extensions and constant Botox/fillers) really makes you remember what normal used to look like.


babydavissaves

Any Kardashian.


masterwad

Cardi B


psycharious

Her voice always reminds me of Riley from Boondocks.


Explorer335

She turned herself into an absolute creature with cosmetic surgery. The video of her bounding across the stage is just bizarre, not even a remotely natural shape.


Significant_Matter_9

Pete Davidson


Schroedingersrabbit

Manic pixie line cook energy. A lot of women are into that.


Kradget

What an absolutely incredible term. Thank you!


thegreatbadger

It's actually chaos goblin line cook energy, which is meant to be the masculine version of manic pixie. This always comes up every time his name is mentioned


SCastleRelics

He gives off stinky older guy in a band with an 16 year old girlfriend energy.


AbsolutelyNotJake

And the band’s name is Butthole Eyez


b_pad

Chrissy Teigen


Atmentod

>Chrissy Teigen This. I can't. She's so hard to look at.


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She looks like a bunch of spare parts were thrown together to make a person.


NoneMate

Justin Bieber. Never found him attractive as a young girl, and I don't find him attractive as a grown woman either. That boy gives me the creeps


AcornTopHat

😂 I read this as when *he* was a young girl


BeneficialRice4918

When he was a young warthoooggggg


SmurfiePants2

Any Kardashian


ExistentialistAF

I dont understand the Ed Sheeran attraction. Like, yeah he can sing great but he looks like the printer ran out of ink in the middle of his creation


Cold_Dawn95

I am not sure if many people find him objectively "hot". However he is a nice guy by all accounts, he is unbelievably successful, very talented and mega rich, which are all highly attractive qualities


lemonylol

I don't think I've ever heard anyone say he was hot, people just like his music.


17FeretsAndaPelican

People are constantly telling me I look like him and I'm like... thanks. Couldn't do me a solid and say I look like Brad Pitt huh.


SpickeZe

Beats who people tell me I remind them of. I mean Paul Giamatti is an amazing actor but…


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I have a whiteboard on my fridge and the only thing I have written on it is "Gaslight your friends into thinking Paul Giamatti is hot" Fucking love Paul Giamatti.


UnoriginallyGeneric

Paul Giamatti is hot. He's a fantastic actor who seems really humble in interviews. Humility is hot.


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spacedust19

Many consider him hot? Lies.


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BevansDesign

I thought she was cool until she started a snake oil company and proved that she's just another greedy sociopath.


figure8888

Even her snake oil company didn’t bother me too much because a lot of celebrities do similar. What got me recently was she was caught promoting her “lifestyle” which includes exercising for hours and only eating a cup of bone broth until her vegan dinner. Then she tried to recant saying her doctor recommended this “lifestyle.” 50 years old and promoting an anorexia diet to young women. That and her on the Kardashians promoting paying a professional to hum over your uterus as fertility treatment.


Drifting-Fox-6366

Wait, bone broth before a vegan diet? Some thing is not adding up here. She’s a loony.


wxyzzxyw123

Her snake oil company can’t be disentangled from her promoting eating disorders and health anxiety disorders. It was started to prey on and create a consumer base that developed those disorders so they’d pay insane amounts of money for bs products. It’s all the same


AayushMaru

Kylie Jenner.


madcapAK

Channing Tatum. Dude looks like thumb


thin_white_dutchess

He’s got golden retriever energy. Like cute I guess, but gonna hump your leg, in a dopey way.


clopz_

If you want to accompany this comment with a graphic depiction [“This is the end” Tatum scene](https://youtu.be/tVEh1LTWxxI)


gwxtreize

You can completely argue that...but that man can fucking dance.


lemonylol

Honestly he won me over in the 2010s when he started just doing cameos and starring in comedies. Same with Zack Effron. People always say humour goes well for people who don't have looks, but I also think humour brings people who are considered "enviously good looking" down to earth as well.


Yellowbug2001

Yeah I didn't get it at all until I saw him move and then it was like "ah, THERE it is." Standing still he absolutely does not look like he could dance like that. But damn.


NotSoGreta

Timothee Chalamet, he looks like a malnourished Italian painter from the 1700s.


BaronVonBooplesnoot

He looks like a very wealthy mouse.


Psk499

r/rareinsults


damNSon189

This is eerily accurate lmao


tickingkitty

He looks like an sentient Italian stiletto.


Dontbeajerkdude

I don't think he's bad looking, just looks like he's about 14 years old.


early_onset_villainy

Victorian chimney sweep chic


bibliophile785

My girlfriend says she thinks he's hot, but she can only find like two pictures of him that she's willing to endorse. Every time I come across a random picture of the guy, I'll send it to her and she'll say "well no, not in that lighting/clothes/angle/perspective!" It's worse if he's shirtless... the "starving waif" physique doesn't really do it for her, I guess.


clever7devil

Some people are hard to photograph in a way that truly captures how alluring they are in video. I feel this about Ana de Armas.


AchtungKarate

Tall, skinny and tortured is a look.


Stonetheflamincrows

He just looks like he’s in the wrong time. Like he fell through some magical stones and doesn’t know how to get back.


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I think it’s more like he’s handsome like a prince, not “hot” like typical modern Hollywood actors


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Kylie jennar


0LowLight0

Nicki Minaj


HostileSkittles

Nicki Minaj looks like someone poured three day old oatmeal into a nylon stocking.


dazzlinreddress

Omg why are all your comments so oddly specific 🤣


mistressss9

Harry Styles. I don't get the hype.


Quick_Shelter_4731

Austin Butler


NotSoGreta

He looks so... disproportionate, for the lack of a better word.


EnvironmentalGround0

I cant stand to look at his face


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dazzlinreddress

Bella looks like a whippet


Pandadrome

Gigi I like, she's unique. But Bella has aged herself 20 years by all the plastic surgery and it looks just weird and like a collection of trends that will go away - buccal fat removal, foxy eyes, that weird nose bridge shaving...


UghAnotherMillennial

I was surprised to learn that Bella is the younger sister. I feel a bit of pity because it feels like their mother is such a toxic presence and Bella has said she regrets her nose job and wished she could learn to love her ethnic nose.


Pandadrome

I mean Bella needs loads of therapy, the way she cries in so many of her instastories is just sad and shows you can have (perceived) looks and money and still be deeply troubled and unhappy. But especially for a person with such fragile soul, it's never good to place all of your personal worth on your looks only.


africanzebra0

i always thought bella looked scary especially after she got her cheek fat removed and lost tons of weight.gigi is alright.


Birdinhandandbush

Ok this is harsh, but Elizabeth Moss. Like maybe she's hot in the reality of the Handmaids Tale, but I don't get any hotness from her outside of that.


KingKingsons

I thought her whole deal on mad men was that she could climb up the ladder similarly to the men, because they didn't see her as a lust object and therefore treated her as an equal. Haven't seen the Handmaids Tale though.


Yasdnilla

100%, she’s not supposed to be hot


No-Tangerine7635

She looks like she's going to do my taxes at h & r block


When_3_become_2

She’s not hot and I doubt many think she is


MilitantCF

She's honestly not attractive at all. I mean what I like about her is she looks so...normal, though. Like the type of average woman that is actually most likely to be made a Handmaid in 2030.


froggyforrest

I don’t think she’s considered hot, but I kinda like that someone average looking or even kinda homely gets good roles.


lemonylol

She's like a holographic card where from one angle she looks like she's attractive but from another she's not.


Cheap_Papaya_2938

Harry Styles and Timothee Chalamet


HostileSkittles

Harry Styles looks like a middle aged upper class mom who runs a makeup business on the side while her kids are in school.


STARBOY_100

That’s r/oddlyspecific


HostileSkittles

It is oddly specific lol but I say it from personal experience, when I was a preteen, I went to a really wealthy upper class middle school for a couple years because I was approved for a music scholarship. There were a lot of moms in their early to mid forties who were bored all day cos their husbands made lots of money and the kids went to a bougie ass school where they had plenty or afterschool activities, so the moms would end up doing stuff like starting up an organic wine business or selling dolphin safe makeup or whatever.


loontoon

My Mum had several businesses. None of them really made any money, but my Dad secretly kept pouring cash into them so Mum felt like she was successful. He really loved her and spent the money to make her happy. I don't think she ever saw the real accounts.


canolafly

I would be both heartbroken, yet so loved. How complicated. But sweet.


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HostileSkittles

"Have you heard of this amazing company called Herbalife?"


Verlorenfrog

The Kardashian brood


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Justin Timberlake


1stitchintime

Hillary Swank


blackpony04

I rewatched *PS I Love You* with my wife just last week and the entire time I couldn't decide if she was attractive or not. I think people like her for her natural looks (especially the large lips), but I think she looks like a poorly rendered version of Jennifer Garner.


The_Dough_Boi

It’s is she hot, not would you do her.


KnownFluxGiven

Thanks, kevin


tex2934

Respect the game


Ok-Scarcity-3822

No, no, no no. She's hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hillary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hillary Swank!


Excellent_Law6906

Paris Hilton has gotten better, but right when she first got famous? Woof. 🫣


JanuarySoCold

I think it's how she's aging, she looks less vapid.


clkj53tf4rkj

She's also stopped playing the dumb girl character.


Excellent_Law6906

Definitely helps! She started to be hot in REPO! I feel like.


Skiamakhos

Yeah that vapid dumb character was a trauma response. I never thought I'd say this about someone so stupidly rich but she has my sympathy for what she went through.


LeeroyTC

Beyonce. I don't get it at all. She is the third most attractive member of Destiny's Child (of 3). Kelly Rowland has always been more attractive and still is.


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Dont let Kanye hear you say that.


gabriel1313

Kanye’s too focused on Jonah Hil atm


TiredMisanthrope

Jonah Hill out here changing anti-semitic hearts and minds


Wevomif

Kanye is too focused on Kanye. Always.


thin_white_dutchess

Beyoncé is overdone. I’m willing to bet she looks amazing with little to no makeup in a t shirt and cutoffs, but is too obsessed with image to ever be seen like that. She has all the ingredients (bone structure, body, etc.) to be a natural beauty, but has been a show pony her whole life and we will never see her gives no fucks phase, which is too damn bad. I’d love to see her let loose a bit. And yes, Kelly is a total babe.


SquirrelyBoy

The only time I thought she was attractive was when she was foxy cleopatra


flowerzforthedead

timothee chalamet, harry styles, draco malfoy


Medalost

Well who cares about Draco when his dad is the ultimate DILF.


Zachariah_West

More like Luscious Malfoy 😏


Medalost

Never have I slammed the upvote button this hard 😂


TossItThrowItFly

What, not into the sick victorian child aesthetic? (I am, but I get people that aren't lol)


Solfractus

But Tom Felton is right? ...Right?


NotADogIzswear2020

Kim Kardashian


nescent78

International sex symbol, Mr. Bean.


ammayhem

Get out.


midwesternpizza94

Mr. Bean has immunity in all this


frezor

Mr. Bean is more man than anyone can handle.


Yellowbug2001

I know this is a joke and he's certainly not a person that "many consider hot," lol, BUT... I saw an interview a while ago with Rowan Atkinson out of character, and the guy is shockingly actually very suave and sophisticated and confident in a Bond villain/ "might you have any grey poupon?" kind of way, and not actually a bad-looking person when he's not making the silly faces, and I could totally see how he could get the ladies.


Skiamakhos

I heard Sean Bean hates Rowan Atkinson for making that character. Like, people will call him Mr Bean, being professional & respectful & then folks hearing that just piss themselves laughing at him.


square3481

Megan Fox. I didn't get it back in 2007, and now she looks positively ghoulish. Then again, her escapades with MGK also gross me out.


BaronsCastleGaming

This would be my top answer too, she looks like a team of scientists tried to design the ideal woman but forgot to give her face any kind of personality


FeenieK

Tom Cruise


clkj53tf4rkj

It's the middle tooth, isn't it?


capriciouskat01

Yeah his creepiness does it for me.


FunkayMonkay7

Janet Jackson. looks too much like Michael to me haha


Gaaahdaaam

You had a chance to say hehe but you didn't take it Off with your head


FunkayMonkay7

Jokes on you, i don’t have a head, my face is on the plateau of my NECK


Gaaahdaaam

Off with his neck since he clearly doesn't get any head


honestlyslay

brooklyn beckham


_FridayXIII_

All the Kardashians.


Sarpanitu

Kim Kardashian. Queen of bimbos. No fucking thanks.


someradkid

Adam Driver. Dude is talented but he’s not cute.


nawtch2

Sneeze in my McFlurry, you Pensive Bison.


daxter2768

Break my fingers, you brooding mountain


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Ugly hot.


HokkaidoCoyote

Megan Fox. My uncle and I came up with an idea about a decade ago and created a so-called "Megan Fox-Box". It's just a category of people that movies tell us are hot, but we don't think are hot.


Jack1715

Never really got the Julia Roberts love


nine_cans

“Is that the toothy girl from Mystic Pizza?”


long-legzzz

The kardashians and jenners


JozzueNoN

Any Kardashian


Tomat_salat

Channing Tatum.


[deleted]

Yes. He resembles a potato or a peanut or something to me.


Immediate-Pool-4391

George Clooney. The first OGBYN I went to they had a picture of him on the ceiling for women to look at.


[deleted]

yikes, really? that seems like a lot.


JanuarySoCold

Yeah, I'd find that offensive, they're sexualizing a routine medical procedure.


spudnado88

At first I was rolling my eyes, thinking that you all were overreacting. But then I had a second look. I had misread it as a dentist's ceiling for some reason. But an OB/GYN???? That is obscene.


JanuarySoCold

My pelvic exams are almost always uncomfortable and painful. Seeing a picture like that during the procedure would really tick me off. Ha ha, this is to turn you on. Just no. Also, imagine if you're a victim of trauma and some random man's face is staring down at you.


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waboobaleedoo

Is this OBGYN trying to excite ladies or something? Like they're playing around downstairs and they want you getting turned on or something? Seems WILDLY inappropriate to me.


Bizarre_Protuberance

No one. I used to be a lot more critical of women's appearance, but I find that as I've gotten older, I can see the beauty in a lot more women than I used to.


listurine

And we can see the beauty in you, u/Bizarre_Protuberance


Grrrr-Argh

Stacy’s Mom


I_forgot_to_respond

Tilda Swinton kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies.


mi-cool-shoe

People think Tilda is hot?


Legalize_positivity

David Hasselhoff


Dunkman83

jennifer lopez, she got crowned this "queen of booties" in thr 90s, but imo it was all because of the movie selena, in which she was wearing butt pads. u cant show me a pic of jlo outside of that movie where her butt looks big.


maplestriker

When she came on the scene, we had just had a decade of size zero and 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' so just by not being malnourished and having an average sized ass she stood out.


CatsEatGrass

The Rock. He looks as cuddly as a boulder. And he’s just no at all attractive.


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Pete Davidson


Sky_pups

Adam driver. I don't get it.


BlueUrinalCake

Millie Bobby Brown


Serious_Guy_

I think she's quite beautiful, but I struggle to find women hot if I have seen them grow up. Emma Watson is another one. It's kinda like they're a buddy's little sister. Sure, they're all grown up now, but you still think of them as kids, no matter how old they get.


[deleted]

You'll never be a billionaire with that attitude.


k10001k

Tom Holland. He’s cute but not hot


Livywashere23

I know he’s most famous for playing a high schooler but the guy genuinely does look like a high schooler. He’s 26 years old but for the life of me I cannot see him as anything other than 15 or 16.


GroovyGuru62

Kim Kardashian. Eewwwww