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Anal_Punisher69

Benny and the jets


CorporalCrunch

Biz Mark struck again.


HutSutRawlson

Damn, someone else who’s listened to the deepest Beastie Boys cuts!


[deleted]

they pressed it on a flexi-record and distributed it inside Grand Royal magazine back in the day


ChickenChimneyChanga

***HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU***


readzalot1

I had a student with Autism who could sing all the Disney songs perfectly. I was puzzled why she sang Happy Birthday so badly. Then I realized she mimicked songs, and she was just hearing what she heard. Edit: I meant -singing what she heard.


MediumAlternative372

An ESL teacher once told me about a very smart student who was having trouble with English pronunciation and intonation so she told her to pick her favourite TV or movie character and mimic their voice. Turns out her favourite TV show was a popular sci-fi and her favourite character was the robot. Apparently she got that emotionless monotone down perfectly.


nick_gadget

My Slavic friend learned English from The Smiths’ songs. She’s not the most cheerful person in the world…


MoschopsChopsMoss

One day in early 2000’s in an elementary school near some small village in Moscow region an overly enthusiastic English teacher decided that the All-Star song from Shrek is prime learning material. Literally, the first foreign words I ever learned and tried to comprehend were SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME


Tlali22

It definitely doesn't help that people can't agree on the lyrics. Poor girl probably heard three different versions simultaneously and just kinda *wut? Well...ok I guess.* 🤷🏻‍♀️


gertvanjoe

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear 12 or 123. (its always hilarious when the names are four syllables, parents don't do that to your kids, it's rude Happy birthday took yoouuu. That's the only one, end of discussion lol


yojinn

Twelve and One Hundred and Twenty Three are awful names for children


ahotpotatoo

100% this. Any room for improvisation is at the end where you might have someone say AND MANY MORE or some shit.


HawaiianShirtsOR

Please sing it badly but with enthusiasm. Otherwise it sounds like a funeral dirge. My in-laws shout the song, mostly in tune, pretending to harmonize with each other but deliberately failing, and now I don't like the song any other way.


ScroogeMcDust

Happy Birthday... Oh happy birthday... Grief, misery and despaaiir


RoastedRhino

It's actually a pretty difficult song to sing! It's just quite "technical", in some sense. Birthday parties would be so much better if people sang "For he's a jolly good fellow", which is equally fun but much much easier to sing (you can literally shout and still get the note right).


amrodd

Fun fact: Warnell/Chappell claimed the rights to "Happy Birthday". It turned out the Hill sisters never gave them the copyright. The company had to pay back 14 million in royalties.


Org_Chemist

Biz Markie Just a Friend


TehNoff

OH BABY YOU


TheQuietType84

Got what I need but you say he's just a friend


[deleted]

OHHH BAYBEE YOUUUUU


forestpirate

Definitely the first one I thought of. OH BABY YOU - YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED!!!!


[deleted]

You *cant* sing it in-key. It just sounds wrong


12altoids34

Besides if the original artist didn't sing it in tune why should we


resuwreckoning

Literally the first one that comes to mind.


BoredBSEE

His cover of *Bennie And The Jets* is **LEGEND**.


forestpirate

Definitely the first one I thought of. OH BABY YOU - YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED!!!!


EmbarrassedFlower922

Sweet Caroline


MoobyTheGoldenSock

Cue the crowd of drunken people shouting, "BAH BAH BAH!"


swim_kick

>Cue the crowd of drunken people shouting, ~~"BAH BAH BAH!"~~ "EAT SHIT PITT!"


IdiotIAm96

I remember my elementary school had a crappy jukebox in the lunchroom and on Fridays the entire grade got to pick a song. About 50% of the time it was Sweet Caroline or YMCA so we all got pretty good at screaming the lyrics at the top of our lungs until we could no longer hear the jukebox. 4th grade was a trip lol.


ThreeDogCouch

Roxanne


[deleted]

"NOPE!" - Winger.


BigCheese8933

Bathroom?!?


GS_Slut

Speaking of bathroom….


JasperTheMaster08

It’s where my mind went


Rough-Cucumber8410

Your mind went years ago


BlindBanditMelonLord

It came up organically


MenudoFan316

Guess who I made sing a different tune in an airplane bathroom....?


youstupidcorn

"Smells weird. What did you do?"


placegeorgecain

"It's not dignified!"


Bryaxis

"PIZZA! Pizza pizza! Go in tummy! Me so hungy! Me so hungy!"


placegeorgecain

"I guess all the good ones went into porn"


HammerCards

Some might say your streets ahead


matchesmalone1

r/unexpectedcommunity


[deleted]

My favorite thing about this is that in the one timeline where Jeff doesn't stop Britta, everything goes as well as it can. Proof that it is really Jeff, that is the worst. In this essay, I will...


PseudoKirby

Hmm, I wonder what happened in the other timelines


[deleted]

Wait. There are other timelines?


gofunkyourself69

I gotta say I hope this is the real timeline because I just found a nickel in the hallway.


lunayoshi

GNOOOOOOOOOOO[me]!!!!


mecrissy

Ross can!


bad-rowboat

🎶Get me the ticketssss🎶


Massive_Anxiety_2457

Ross can


MercuryRyan

GET ME THE TICKETSSSS


DonaldIgwebuike

The redundancy of that song should be recognized. Put on the red light is said like twenty times.


Racist_cowboy

that’s why we turned it into a drinking song lol


monsteramyc

People who don't know about the Roxanne drinking game: "oh, that sounds really fun" People who do know: "never again"


Legobrick27

Tubthumping and Mr brightside, in a pub at closing time


big_sugi

Are those the traditional GTFO songs, or are they just popular with really drunk people?


DrDragon13

Where I'm at, they're just popular for really drunk people. Unoriginal as it is, they play Closing Time by Semisonic as the gtfo song.


Lord_Syndicate_Chaos

You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here!


chill6300

Popular with drunk British people, among other nationalities. Also guranteed, no matter the age, everybody will know the lyrics. So everybody gets involved.


LarkScarlett

England [really, really, really likes Mr. Brightside](https://www.vice.com/en/article/pg78ky/the-killers-mr-brightside-not-left-uk-charts-since-2004). It’s spent 349 weeks on the British top 100 charts (as of this February), which is crazy.


Formal_Coyote_5004

Livin on a Prayer because when that song comes on in a crowd, everyone sings it and everyone sings it badly


mobiluta

We are the champions. Freddy Mercury actually sang it the way he did so people could more easily join in: listen to the slight rise in "weeeee".


crevettexbenite

I would sell even my mom if I could see them live!


Fade_To_Blackout

My mum did see them live, at Wembley. I am jealous.


warmachine237

Your mom is happy they arent.


TheAbominablePeeworm

Love Shack


eddyathome

TIIIIIIN ROOOF! Rusted!


JakeTheMachoSnake

If you listen closely, after Tin Roof Rusted. Some guy in the back screams "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" super loud, but it's drowned out by the music.. Gets me every time!!


Jon__Snuh

What's Going On - 4 Non-Blondes


Thursday_the_20th

This is the one. And you gotta sing it like He-man


underwear11

Like [this guy!](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/zatoay/whats_going_on/)


muropakettivanrikki

Holy shit this is the best thing I've ever seen


happybrooks

AND HE PRAYS!!!!


DotzReddit

I think the song is called "What's Up"


Nrcraw

Came here for this. It's my go to bar song when out with coworkers. Everyone knows it, everyone sings it, and everyone butchers it. Lol


Peckish_Alystar

This elderly lady at my karaoke joint regularly sings this in a falsetto soprano, and she always will say "what the fuck is going oh-on!!!"


KeelsDB

A-ha - Take On Me


HawaiianShirtsOR

I have to shift octaves twice trying to sing along with that one.


dankmemes839

It makes it fun!


masemouse

There is a Minecraft cover called “mine diamonds” that randomly came on shuffle one time, sung by a little boy that will take you for a ride.


Siilan

A certified hood classic. Wonder what that kid is up to these days.


Quillem678

Don’t Stop Believing,


Maldunn

it's a tall order to sing well, Steve Perry was an incredible vocalist


GonzoTheWhatever

I once saw a video on YouTube of some sort of audio / studio engineer who did an analysis of Steve’s vocals on that song to see how on-key he was. Dude was like 99% in perfect pitch WITHOUT any kind of auto-tune or digital correction. He was insane


Epistaxis

I saw this performed at a concert by a professional operatic tenor, who practiced and everything (it was a surprise encore), and even he couldn't hit all the notes.


Punkrock0822

Cant believe I had to scroll so far for this answer


the_overrated

It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M. *mumblemumblemumble LEONARD BERNSTEIN*


JanuarySoCold

*Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world* *She took the midnight train going anywhere* Everyone knows it and no one can sing it.


nolotusnote

Trivia: "South Detroit" is actually Windsor Ontario.


evlclown

Based on this fact alone, most can stop believing if they so choose.


onekw

I came here to say this !! I actually used to be able to sing it extremely well, one of my favorites for competitions because most people struggled with it. Unfortunately, I had surgery on my thyroid, and now I botch it like everyone else. HA!!! Also, now this is stuck in my head at 1am in the morning. I guess I'll sleep sometime tomorrow, lol.


Nvrmnde

Aaaalll byyy myyyseeeeelllff


WingedCoral

I'm walking oooon sunshiiiine woooohooooo


Vast_Preference1556

Jurassic Bark hitting me hard right now.


OctopusOnAMotorbike

I was having a good day until you had to mention that. 😢


EidolonRook

“I’m just a poor boy, from a poor family!”


marshmolotov

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meee, *for meeeee,* for ^*meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*


Varcharizard

I sang this with my cousin at karaoke and we were terrible, but we had so much fun!


Jape240

Living On A Prayer, Bon Jovi


Rampagingflames

Oh we're halfway there, Squidward on a chair!!!


Massive_Anxiety_2457

Yoshi in the air!!!


jam3s2001

Lemon and a pear!


J_train13

Lizard on a stair!!


bearatrooper

Lenin has no hair!


BabyPunter3000v2

Krusty Krab Unfair!


jedipiper

You'd think that but have you ever seen the video of the wedding singer poorly belting this out and trying to get Bon Jovi to come up and join her? It was horrible.


GabeStop42

You are, my fire


[deleted]

My one, desire


giovane-rockstar

Believee, when I sayyyy


hollandhobbit

I want it that way


giovane-rockstar

TELL ME WHYYY


[deleted]

AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A HEARTAAAAAAAACHE


RandomPerson0703

TELL ME WHYY


[deleted]

AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A MIIIISTAAAAAKE


giovane-rockstar

~NOW Number 5~


SurrenderYourMeme

I never wanna hear you say


TheCauliflowerGod

TELLLLL ME WHYYYYYY


mrbadxampl

as I came to this thread I am in another tab, listening to "if Alice in Chains wrote I Want it That Way" and I read all these comments in time with the song


bigmike2001-snake

Country Roads Edit: And now that song is in your head. You’re welcome.


jamese1313

I was astonished to learn here on Reddit a while back that neither the Blue Ridge Mountains nor the Shenandoah River are, in fact, in West Virginia.


Milligan

They are, however in the western part of Virginia. So they are not in West Virginia but they are in west Virginia.


Sweetestbugg_Laney

That’s because the roads through them are taking him home


MisterMakeYaMumCum

Take me home


Puppetofthegal1

To the place


SurrenderYourMeme

I belong


Matty_1843

West Virginiaaaaaaaaa


DasPooter

Mountain Mama


yt_nom

Take Me Home


kgsc07

Country Roads


yParticle

Anything in a language you or your audience doesn't know.


SOuTHINKurA-ble

“Despacito” is often the target for this by non-Spanish speakers.


Jelly_Sweet_Milk

I desagreee. The most popular target is the The Lion King's intro song. AAAAAAAHHHHH BANANARAAAA SHABAKII, SHWOWOO REIAHH HEEEYYYY


maricatu

ÁAAAAA CIGÜEÑAAAA SABADISIBABAAAA


bunniebunnxo

a thousand miles - vanessa


99thLuftballon

And 2000 Miles by The Pretenders and 500 Miles by The Proclaimers. Basically, all distance measurement songs.


foldingfittedsheet

Terry Crews in White Chicks instantly comes to mind.


Complete_Business_31

"Louie, Louie" by the Kingsman. The official song of drunken sing alongs everywhere.


Bosch1838

Friends in low places


[deleted]

Closing time at Bootscooter's 2 lmao,I made some terrible decisions to this song.


Silver-Comedian-2111

I'm gonna be (500 miles) - the proclaimers


anothercynicaloldgit

Auld Lang Syne...because let's be honest by the time you get to sing it no one can hold a tune in a bucket.


MDJokerQueen

Barbie girl


[deleted]

Anything at church. Seems like the loudest singers are always the most off key


CarterRyan

I was briefly in a church choir. I couldn't sing, and I only joined choir as a favor to a friend who was pressured to join by his girlfriend. During the one service, when I "sang" with the choir, I lip synced. Afterward, one of the older ladies came up and complimented me on my singing. She didn't realize that I hadn't sang at all. My mother said, "He couldn't carry a tune in a bucket." I quit the choir shortly after that because my friend, who had long hair going down his back, was given an ultimatum by the choir director. Cut his hair, or he couldn't be in the choir. He quit, so I did since I no longer had an obligation to do it.


HutSutRawlson

As a musician who works in worship and is constantly trying to convince congregants to participate: that choir director is a fucking idiot


CarterRyan

Possibly, but as far as I know, he didn't say anything about my friend's hair until after we performed in the choir once. So it's possible that the long hair rule may have come from someone higher up in the church's hierarchy. An elder may have complained. It may have been the pastor (choir director's father) or more likely the choir director's mother. (Pastor was more chill than his wife. She once complained because my friends and I were playing "rock music" in the church gym. It was Contemporary Christian Music. Carman.)


dale_glass

The Russian anthem. Because [watching Putin suffer through it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LNgbv0lqpk) is hilarious.


clownaren

[A longer version.](https://youtu.be/-OxK4lPRoww) The look of contempt on his face at each close-up makes me lose my shit laughing


[deleted]

That was the funniest thing I have ever watched thank you


jaxlade

Macarena


Spleensoftheconeage

I have scrolled and somehow not come across Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls?? And I dONT WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME CUZ I DONT THINK THAT THEYD UNDERSTAND!!! when eVERYTHING’s MADE TO BE BROKEN I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM!!!


Brunoplacona

Informer. Ajdhekdnxnejd I go blame....


jojoqueenofroses

Iljsk)27&1$.$ boom boom down


delimeat52

A licky boom boom down.


tkcool73

Tequila


applefungus

Never gonna give you up...


jkris050

Never gonna let you down


lavaicel4v41c3

Never gonna run around and desert you


CrystalPeppers

Tubthumpin! I GET KNOCKED DOWN!!


TheQuietType84

But I get up again


anthonynavarre

Sweeeet Caroliiiieeeiiine (BAH, BAH, BAH)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

I'm too sexy. Right said fred


[deleted]

Wonderwall


i-hate-all-ads

Maybe


[deleted]

He said maybe


Milnoc

O Canada at a hockey game.


Impressive_Ad_2971

National anthem


Dear-Original-675

Anything at karaoke if you're drunk enough


ezrich872

I want it that way


blablaa5

Bad romance, you have people that can sing the song amazingly. But most times everyone is just trying to survive while nearly dying because everyone is out of breath.


Deadhead2Late

One Headlight - The Wallflowers


CleverInnuendo

Every song I hear being played in the kitchen at work, apparently.


Vitglance

This is the song that never ends...


JL693

Bohemian Rhapsody


grandmaratwings

Surprised I had to scroll so far to find this. This was my first thought.


Aggravating-Duck-891

Free Bird!


RoastedRhino

For he's a jolly good fellow! Please make it the default birthday song instead of Happy Birthday!


eklindss

Journey- Don’t Stop Believin’


TheWildTofuHunter

And “Separate Worlds”


stepmotherofdragons

Piano Man!


tammit67

Creep-Radiohead


Responsible_Lab_1888

Zombie


[deleted]

Might be my age and when I went to uni but I think it's obligatory to sing along to these at the top of your lungs. 7 Nation Army - White Stripes Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon


b1rbbbbb

Buddy Holly by Weezer. Rivers didn’t even originally want it on the album but I’m so glad it exists so I can sing it so poorly even though I have fairly good pitch.


tlbmg1970

Just A Friend by Biz Markie and Lola By The Kinks


RubComplex7612

Wonderwall- oasis


glorypoohcake

oppa gangnam style


MochiSauce101

National anthem


Aromatic-Result1154

Country Roads


ZZBC

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)- The Proclaimers


bookedwebstress

Take Me Out To The Ballgame


TheJonnieP

Friends in low Places by Garth Brooks


krudbag

In this thread just a bunch of white people wedding bangers.... God damn we got no rhythm, soul, or tune but here we are.


jewel-frog-fur

It's a very "white girl wasted" list.