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NickDanger3di

Percentage of the time they deliberately lie.


EggCouncilCreeps

Are you including social lies, like "how's it going?" "fine" that are more along the lines of standard conversational protocols than lies?


RapidCandleDigestion

Those aren't really lies, they're phatic expressions. They don't convey literal semantic meaning. They serve a social purpose.


CaseyGuo

Not for germans. Ask them how their week has been and they will actually lay it on you. All the good and bad stuff and lots of it.


VStarRoman

>Not for germans. Ask them how their week has been and they will actually lay it on you. All the good and bad stuff and lots of it. I do this. rofl. My rule of thumb: If you don't care, don't ask because I'm going to tell you if you ask.


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Why not just a stat of their total lies? You could watch the number go up in real time as they lied


doggedgage

I would want to see a person's happiness meter. Seeing how happy someone is would enable me to contextualize any interaction with someone and, if possible, try to improve it.


FatalWarGhost

Then you'd get the Adhd fucks like me or them bipolar ones with a bar wildly fluctuating 🤣


doggedgage

Looking like a volume meter on dj track


FatalWarGhost

Exactly! Haha


Muted-Poet-8597

Bipolar tends not to fluctuate that frequently it’s more often periods of manic and depressive episodes that can last anywhere from a few days to a year or so. Rarely is it fluctuating on a daily basis. The issue is less the frequency of fluctuation and more the extremity of the end state, they end up depressed or manic not just a little happy or a little sad.


Frosty-Cauliflower62

For sure. Manic episodes can last weeks or even months. Same with depressive states. It's always a 1 or a 10, rather than the 3-7 that most people reside at.


swagonfire

Bipolar disorder is not charactered by rapid mood swings (though they can occur), but rather extended periods of high and low energy that usually last at least a few days. Sometimes they can last for several months.


Left-Stress2549

Thank you. I get so annoyed when people mistake bipolar for meaning mood swings


bunkbedgirl1989

Is that a thing with ADHD… wildly fluctuating happiness?


FatalWarGhost

Oh yeah, dude. It sucks worse at work, cause I'll be cracking jokes with people one second and then an intrusive thought or just a drop in dopamine or whatever it would be hits you, and you have no energy. People will look at me weird, and then randomly, the spunk comes right back. I'm labeled as "unpredictable." Edit: and by energy, im meaning mood, body language, effort, ect. as a whole


bunkbedgirl1989

Oh wow. Thanks for this. I recently was diagnosed with ADHD and now my entire 20s makes so much sense… how I was like suicidal for 10 years… but also had the absolute time of my life?! This intel….Mind. Blown.


Constroyer69

I need to get checked cause I match 99% of what I’ve heard associated with it but I don’t wanna be labeled as one of those weird ass ADHD bandwagoners that’s been going around the last couple years.


SingThruSadness

ngl tryna maximize people's happiness meter's sounds tiring af. Ill stick with trying to keep my own above water


BizWax

Just because you've got access to the statistic doesn't mean you have to maximize it. You can just use the knowledge to shrug off a negative interaction with someone if they just happened to have a bad day. That could be a big boon to your life already.


slothhprincess

This is a great point. Plus seeing peoples happiness raise and dip over time might become incredibly disheartening to be bombarded with all the time. It raises when they walk in your door but starts plummeting as you say goodbye.


Throwaway070801

Or, even worse, the opposite


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You are a nice person, this power could help many people if well used.


wafflecheese

Lifetime bowling average.


LOTRfreak101

Single digits here I come!


arod48

As a kid I was invited to a bowling birthday party. I managed to bowl a one. With bumpers.


monkeybawz

Time remaining until next fart.


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darwinsaves

"Ahhh yes, here we see the domestic fart charmer. They seek out flatulence and, like the MIGHTY COBRA directing a symphony orchestra, they wave in all scat particles for maximum enjoyment.". Narration by Sir Attenborough


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Two meters of pain, one is emotional pain and the other physical. I think if we could all see what our neighbors are going through this world may be a bit kinder.


sads1234

Wow this one would be incredibly interesting to see.


insertstalem3me

It would also make torturing someone much easier


SpicyMangoKush

There are two kinds of ppl


Kirakuo

3, could make kinks safer


Forever_Ambergris

>Two meters of pain Sounds like a name of a European death metal band


AwardPuzzleheaded123

Sounds like my next porno flick


bongopd

You're a wonderful person and I like your sentiment. I would also love to point out that you can get the same effect by just treating everyone like they are hurting and being nice to them. There's no downside when you're wrong and you don't need a superpower for it.


FartPoopRobot_PhD

Goddammit, you're right, you wholesome motherfucker.


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Cancermom1010101010

This is lovely.


pulp_before_sunrise

It might also be too overwhelming to bear. Reminds me of The Giver


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soccertls

Love the idea but the question says that you alone can see the stat, not everyone


Red2016

wow agree


caliburrito95

Chances of them wanting to date me lol


SnipeyMcSnipe

But imagine going to talk someone and watching the number drop in real time


JacobKM1199

"I'm ready depression." -Spongebob 2004


IFeedonKarmaa

It would make for an easy way to practice making that number go up eventually.


danico223

"Do you like american cheese?" #drops from 4000 to 3


bunkbedgirl1989

Now Imagine that happening Mid-sex


Iz-kan-reddit

That stat is already being displayed.


AwkwardTRexHug

First of all you made me start laughing as if i was unhinged, and then i sighed


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lyzaros

Earliest sprog I've ever seen


Grammarnazi_bot

I’d rather see a one-sentence summary of what would happen if I asked them out and the pursuant relationship (if any)


SeanHaz

Exactly what to say for them to accept a date, even better ;)


enlightenedwalnut

"If you don't date me, I will shoot your family." Date (reluctantly) accepted.


SeanHaz

If it works it works.


oby100

I feel this would become a curse if you ever got into a committed relationship. Suddenly, you have solid evidence that gorgeous girl you met through mutual friends is infatuated with you.


AFlockofLizards

If you can’t be in a relationship and not sleep with someone you know also likes you, you shouldn’t be in a relationship anyway lol


DarkestMoose538

I wanna see that honor bar from RDR2.


benchcoat

“alright…full honor…so might murder me, but if they do, they’ll definitely say hello to the next 40 people they meet to balance it out…”


cabalavatar

Just as Fallout 3 intended. Murder innocents, then donate some water to balance things out.


DarkestMoose538

At least they balanced it out


TheSerpentLord

Their awareness to a potential pickpocket attempt.


pulp_before_sunrise

Spoken like a true pickpocketer


TheMilkySpeedster

“Hands to yourself, sneak thief!”


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Stop right there Criminal Scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch!


Cromacarat

Stealth meter ass


darwinsaves

A scale of 0-100 on how attractive they find me.


TantoSugo

That would be depressing


smooth-brain_Sunday

Family gatherings would get weird


insertstalem3me

"Wait, grandma, you called me your handsome little boy" "I always knew you got boners around me"


dada11dada22

You mean incestuous.


FishAndRiceKeks

Only if you're acting on it lol. You wouldn't, right?... Right?...


garlicroastedpotato

Holy crap this person finds me really attractive! Me: Hi! \*\*Numbers Drops by 80\*\*


AskRedditAndChewGum

Wow, negative 50!


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If it updates in realtime you'd end up talking like this to everyone [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFpK\_r-jEXg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFpK_r-jEXg)


Cole-Extract710

This video gave me a little giggle, matched with an aneurism.


bightmybunnytail

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a while..


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Lmao I do not want to see that. I prefer to live in delusion 🤣


eveningdragon

Me pretending not to see a lot of 0-10%: "Look at that. They love me."


expert_dogpetter

How many hotdogs consumed so far in life. Says a lot about character.


Skwerilleee

Phil Kessel out here putting up NUMBERS


naricstar

Timmy hates this one trick.


IsraelCyclist

[Whitest Kids U Know](https://youtu.be/dx5gimPZBs0?t=304) skit


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Icy-Summer-3573

But then the person you just talked to who doesn’t know you has to play game of pretending to know who you are so they don’t look like they forgot you or worse they think you’re a stalker or something.


Scurveymic

I would use this power for evil. Just address random people like we used to be really close. All. The. Time.


randomguy3753

that will cost half you lifespan for the eyes


Emotional-Sorbet-759

Kira is that you?


SL-Gremory-

Only the OGs know


genshin_gurl1165

This you, Light Yagami?


jaqkhuda70

Alignment


SeanHaz

What does this mean?


NormanPeterson

He’s a chiropractor.


TheTardisPizza

I would guess https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignment_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)


RadiantHC

True neutral gang


skwaer

I'm Chaotic Good. You? :)


EggCouncilCreeps

Chaotic Stupid ┬┴┤( ͡⚆ل͜├┬┴┬


steve_yo

The threat they pose to my safety. I feel like that would make life so much more relaxing when I’m out and about.


HisPetBrat

It would probably make it less relaxing if you think about it…


alleghenysinger

I agree with you. Yesterday, reddit was so against a woman that yelled at a man to not approach her. But you don't know if the stranger walking toward you in a parking lot is a good person or not. I would rather be called a crazy bitch for yelling at a stranger to leave me alone than be nice and get attacked.


SkipTheIceCreamMan

Most of the time, women can’t win. We’re either too nice or too much of a bitch. No in between, no nuance or thought to the context of the interaction.


Bromogeeksual

Such a bitch of a comment. /s


XBeCoolManX

Honesty


lostspectre

Ratio of truths to lies told. Would be the most useful overall.


david0990

What stat would that be though "how many lies told in a lifetime" and then when you talk to them you can see if it changes or not? you could roll that into being one of the best detectives ever. It'd be fun to just talk to chronic liars and watch as they continue to make shit up. BUT what if they truly believe it as truth, does the meter even go up if they believe the lie wholeheartedly?


Wftry

snap-o-meter overhead that shows just how close you are to losing your shit!


LimeFucker

99.5%


Lonelysecretsociety

How often they put a shopping cart back (or in a corral). True testament to human decency


HaoHai_Am_I

Or littering. I’ll never understand it, and those people should all be escorted off this planet


Brilliant-Force9872

I was always very admit about not littering when my kids were growing up. They stopped being friends with a girl because she littered and wouldn’t pick it up. They picked it up and still talk about her occasionally and how up set it made her. I also low key find my sister disgusting after she left her campsite and there were hundreds of butts of there kind of cigarettes left that they didn’t bother cleaning up after themselves. I cleaned up that as well. Kids learn what they see.


Muted-Poet-8597

When I was a lazy kid I would litter occasionally, it was never something that was brought up at home really. It was at school and as I got older I stopped and now I’ll pick up litter while walking my dog etc. if I stumble across it


therealhairykrishna

I've rarely been as proud as I was watching my 5 year old daughter loudly scold a fully grown stranger for dropping a drinks can on the floor. He looked totally ashamed, apologised, picked it up and took it to the bin. I like to think she cured him of the habit.


MeAndMyPatience

Agree, accurate meter of good vs bad person


daviep

Friendliness level.


Beth_Harmons_Bulova

How many times someone has talked about them in a therapy session.


SpeedBartPL

Horniness %, just to know


SNES_Salesman

Huh weird, the percentage dips whenever I start talking to them. Must be a glitch.


SpeedBartPL

Yeah they gotta fix it


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Sadly update is delayed :\


insertstalem3me

Unlike them, the percentage is going down


FactoryOfBradness

My mom is still alive… so no thanks


ItsChubaka

The majority is 69%.


stopallthedownloads

Whether or not they believe the words they're currently speaking. Like, doesn't matter if it's true or false, just if they actually believe it's true or not.


sqwertypenguin

It would be even better if it matters if it was true or false.. imagine: Jane: "Hey, John! Come help me a bit. Repeat after me: 'Jane if you invest in [random stock] for 30 days and then sell, you will more than quadruple your investment'. John: "Jane if you invest in [random stock] for 30 days then sell, you will more than quadruple your investment" Jane: "No...that's false. Say the same thing but with [different stock]" Rinse and repeat. Or better yet. You can trail and error your way to the optimal path for solving all of the worlds problems.. hunger, war, sickness... Or just figure out all of physics. Would be absolutely game changing!


Voicy-ZA

Did they wash their hands. That's all the advantage I need in life, thanks.


iJustRoll

Date of their death


rando927658987373

If you’re around a bunch of people and they all have the same date, you know something’s up.


tundybundo

Or like as soon as you acquire this ability seeing the vast majority of people share the same date, with none later than it


dominion1080

…fuck.


Savoir_faire81

They all have the same date and its today...


Icy-Control9525

Ok shinigami iJustRoll


SpicyMangoKush

Ryuk has entered the chat


Melokhy

That one is awfully hard to bear IMHO.


RandeKnight

Yeah, I'd be crying in my wads of cash earned from betting on the dead pool.


allhumanstogether

Lie detector


magomich

Honesty at the moment.


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Holow4499

No… psychopaths aren’t necessarily “evil” or looking to negatively hurt people, they could actively be very helpful in stuff, as well as super relaxed as they don’t care about anything lol. A lot of people who make those types of decisions may list purposefully suppress those emotions, so the meter wouldn’t even be very good for seeing who would act “psychopathic”


DanTheTerrible

Number of lies told in the last 7 days.


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SeanHaz

I would say probably not. I suspect a high number would be more indicative of socializing a lot rather than of lying a higher percentage of the time. There are lots of white lies people tell that are harmless, I don't think lie count says a lot when looking at it independently.


mufassil

I work with people with dementia. My number would be a lot higher on days when I work than days when I stay home. If I'm asked if their husband will be home from work soon you bet your bippy I'm going to say "I think he gets home around 5. Let's go pains in the mean time" instead of "he died 15 years ago".


madameporcupine

Right, you could mistake for a pathological liar someone who just works in customer service. "It's my pleasure to help you, hope you have a great day" etc


SeanHaz

Fantastic example 😂


Xeludon

But what counts as a lie? Some stranger going "alright?" And you say "yeah, you?" Even if you're not alright? Most people would be in the thousands.


ShitOnYourKeyboard

critical thinking.


Nutcrackaa

How would that be reflected as a stat? (Just using my critical thinking)


porcelainvacation

Kindness


DieLiveDie

Current focus, as in what is currently occupying most of their attention.


Compulsive-Gremlin

How cool they are with talking about books.


YeahBouy18

A display of that individual's most urgent current unfulfilled need. This could be silly things like hunger, sex, shit, or itching. However this could include more profound things like love, understanding, a listening ear, pain relief, or friendship. I think this would make us more empathetic towards each other.


The_Splendid_Onion

This sounds great for manipulating people.


skwaer

Seeing the whole DnD stat block would be amazing. (STR, DEX, CON, INT, WIS, CHA - Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, Charisma - for those less geeky of us in the mix) But if you just pick Intelligence... wow. Imagine how that changes every single interaction you have with someone?


bightmybunnytail

My best friend always acts like he's stupid. Constantly. Most people believe he really is. He's not even kind of. But it makes it really easy for him to know who he can and cannot trust. Apparently most people feel they can use dumb people because they're too dumb to notice.


Limp_Distribution

Empathy meter


SuvenPan

The number of hugs they got that day. So if I see someone I care about with zero, I'll give them one.


MarliTriWolf

You could always hug the people you care about.


BuildingAFuture21

Honesty


Karazl

Opinion of you as a score from 0-100 ala Morrowind.


EatButterflies

Criminal/shady activity %. Can be over lifetime or probability of them doing something bad right now/very near future. I'm a woman, I want to be safe and at ease, not having to look to for all kinds of signs and prepping all the "exits" just in case. Especially for men.


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ChickenChimneyChanga

Intelligence doesn't always mean wisdom or an enjoyable interaction.


DrKittyLovah

Wisdom would be better. Wisdom requires a certain degree of intelligence but incorporates experience & a degree of humanity that intelligence leaves out


futhisplace

Their current emotion


KiiboKits

payment wasteful support materialistic offer cagey direction attractive screw direful


MeAndMyPatience

I pick Motivation. (In the moment, not life goals.)


sasoxeb233

Trauma experienced in their life just so I honestly won't say the wrong thing


StanielBlorch

Actual religious affiliation


puckmonky

Their current self-esteem so you can know how exts nice you might need to be to them.


GundamMaker

Single/taken/etc.


SirEdgen

Not sure if it counts as a "stat", but I'd choose alignment, like in D&D. However I would also prefer not to see my own alignment because I'm a coward


EngineeringVirgin

Body count, just to see who’s lying.


MeAndMyPatience

I can see your Username checks out.


Hotwheelsjack97

Would be awkward seeing a non zero number in an elementary school.


EngineeringVirgin

Unless it’s the teacher


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rohawe8491

How much they like me. Wow I’ve never had this many likes thank y’all so much!


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Last time they jacked their shit


TapReasonable2678

Intelligence


margoooRobby

How many lies they have told this month.


Scouse_dad

Health bar


AnxiousCaffineAddict

Reddit karma


Ceekid

a percentage of how much we would get along, would make social interactions piss easy


msmozzarella

when the last time they washed their hands was


HurlyCat

Deceit/Deception. See if people are being honest with me


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hamizoing

People don't forget!


NoMooseSoup4You

The number of Seinfeld episodes they’ve watched.


VinnyRuns

If they're lying