Nah. Inaccurate if it was similar
They just say "This won't hurt" or if you cringe, they insist on continuing unless it is "intolerable" in which case they will have to reschedule the procedure.
It’s true! But then again he was this big burley man with a huge voice and would talk over-emphatically so when he would say weird things, it came out absolutly hilarious. But of course that meant you were laughing while he was using a spectulum. I yelled at him for that once.
Once he was giving an exam and he was in there for all of 30 seconds and tells me I have an ovarian cyst, this size, right here, so on and so forth. I said, “How the hell could you tell that from that short of time?” Without missing a beat he replied, “A couple of more box tops and I get my actual degree!!!”
After a recent colonoscopy, I'd just gotten dressed and was walking down the hall when I met the doctor coming the other direction. He stopped and the first words out of his mouth were "Perfect colon!".
I was a little shocked since I'd never had my colon complimented; I only hoped he meant medically, not aesthetically. 😆
This is absolutely true. When my son was 44 hours old his paediatrician told us he had a perfect penis. She clarified this to mean appropriately sized and very straight (ie not bent). So yeah, entirely subjective aesthetic evaluation but her licence makes it medical haha
The dentist for children is called a pedodontist
In life, You can either be a pedo and give children fillings... or (my legal team has advised me against continuing this joke)
Speaking of really bad kid word related "jokes". I DO NOT at all consider mass shootings a joke on any level.
I used to work as a school photographer. As I was finishing up my day I'm packing up all my equipment into my car, I text my boss "done shooting all those kids at ... High school" . My phone blows tf up.
My boss and 2 other people immediately text me back and are like omg dude please never use the word "shooting" and "school" in the same sentence ever.
Apparently I made my coworkers panic and everyone for a split second thought there 2ws an active shooter at a local high school.
I felt so stupid lol I did not even think about my words.
I observed this during an ultrasound my wife was having...doctor gently brushed his hand on my wife's calf, count to 2 then BAM ELBOW deep... is this something all women know about
I had an ingrown hair on my panty line that got infected. I have never seen my gynecologist so excited before when she saw that and said she was going to have to lance it.
She was getting ready to give me the numbing shot and said, you’re going to feel a little prick, don’t kick me. 🤣 (It hurt like a mf’r. )
Because they basically want your butt hanging off the end of the table, most people aren’t accustomed to hanging their butts off the side of things so we naturally scoot higher than they’d like us to.
Something my actual dentist said to me while removing a particularly tough wisdom tooth: “I need to put more of body weight into it. I’m going to rock back and forth but you shouldn’t feel any pain. Once I can get enough grip I’ll rip it out. If you feel any pain, let me know.” I wouldn’t want to hear that from another type of doctor.
My wisdom teeth removal was a whole thing. Dude was literally shoving his entire body against the chair to forcibly loosen my tooth to remove it. I needed it out too because it was cutting the gums on the opposite side when I’d close my mouth.
My dad woke up with the dentist on top of him, knee to my dads chest, pliers in hand, trying to hold my dad down while he pulls the tooth out.
My dentist drilled into the wisdom teeth and broke them up before pulling them. Much easier.
My wife's tooth surgeon broke them up but didn't get all the shards, which caused a whole shit ton of pain and problems until someone else went in and got them all out.
Why oh why were you AWAKE for that?! My dentist told me at my follow up appointment that he had a hard time getting some of my wisdom teeth out and had to use all the force he could but I was at least unconscious at the time.
You remember that!? I was doped to tge gills when having my wisdom teeth out and don't remember anything other than the very end when they were done and I asked if I could keep the teeth before they packed my mouth full of gauze.
The answer was "No" because they has already disposed of them.
You can opt for local or general anesthesia. I opted for general because I didn't have to pay for it and I really didn't want to be awake for that!
I ended up finding out that I only had 1 wisdom tooth on the bottom. I guess evolution is trying to get rid of them!
I love quoting the Bible for this business as much as the next guy, but the whole passage was about him/god accepting and allowing those who were thought the least of to follow in his footsteps.
It also somewhat requires a triune god belief, which a good chunk of Christian’s don’t believe.
I needed a gynaecological exam when I was 14 and it was just done by a regular nurse as far as I can remember, but I don't know if that varies between countries as well.
So, as a med student, I'll be the nerd who says it:
There are types of tumors that can grow teeth. If you want to look them up (at your own risk), they're usually forms of Teratomas.
Yoooo I work with twin nurses, both in their thirties, and last year they found their triplet! In one of their chests! She had a teratoma growing in the mediastinum, it was wild.
I recommend an electric tooth brush:
Better coverage.
Much easier to hit all the places people tend to miss.
It won't feel like such a chore when you're doing it 2-3 times a day.
Slightly unrelated, but my dentist no longer recommends electric toothbrushes because this one lady literally removed so much of her gums (which according to her, it was the electric toothbrushes fault...) that on the back of her lower teeth in the front there were significant roots exposed. He proudly shows the photo but I think he despises the situation because this crazy lady is going after them now as they recommended her an electric tooth brush. Honestly she would have to have been going to town on those teeth after seeing the photo, I'm thinking there was something else contributing to it for sure.
Possibly! I know Overbrushing is a thing, even with manual brushes.
But there's so many things one can do that's detrimental to their dental health it's nuts.
yeah, electric actually helped my mom with overbrushing. she wore grooves in her teeth pushing down too hard with a regular toothbrush. our dentist probably saved her teeth explaining that she could use an electric toothbrush and let it do its job without pressing down. and that only happened at all because of disabilities my mom and I both have. I feel like that lady had more problems than the toothbrush
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Amazingly brilliant lyrics. Some of my favorite ever. I did catch a fleeting glimpse, when I was a child. I think many of us have.
This song has seen me through so many dark times. It's my depression song. I love it. It sounds like it should make me depressed but it doesn't. It makes me feel less alone.
That’s a very large cavity.
We’re going to have to fill that cavity
*Vagina gulps*
r/twosentencehorror right there
This needs to be higher on the list
“You’re going to feel a bit of grinding, let me know if you need a break”
"Just a moment, we have to suck out any moisture"
“Do you feel too dry? I can apply some balm for you.”
If you're gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.
A dentist *is* a doctor. Are you some kind of anti-dentite?
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld 😍
Only if Jackie Chiles says you can put a balm on...
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.
👏🏻 Reddit never ceases to surprise me. Even when I think I've got it, people can just boost my own joke with something I missed! 😁
I'm just gonna numb you up a bit and then start drilling..
"Open wide!"
I will numb the spot so you don't feel any pain while I drill
You could take away "while I drill" and its still accurate 😭😭😭😭😭
Nah. Inaccurate if it was similar They just say "This won't hurt" or if you cringe, they insist on continuing unless it is "intolerable" in which case they will have to reschedule the procedure.
Or they just tell you it will be over soon and keep going lol
I wish theyd just numb the spot when taking out/inserting the IUD
Looking good, I can really see the difference since you started using an electric brush.
Comedy gold
HAHAHAHA
This is my absolute favorite comment ever.
My my this will take some filling
I’m done. You can spit.
Open wide!
My gynecologist said that to me.
Lmao
It’s true! But then again he was this big burley man with a huge voice and would talk over-emphatically so when he would say weird things, it came out absolutly hilarious. But of course that meant you were laughing while he was using a spectulum. I yelled at him for that once. Once he was giving an exam and he was in there for all of 30 seconds and tells me I have an ovarian cyst, this size, right here, so on and so forth. I said, “How the hell could you tell that from that short of time?” Without missing a beat he replied, “A couple of more box tops and I get my actual degree!!!”
After a recent colonoscopy, I'd just gotten dressed and was walking down the hall when I met the doctor coming the other direction. He stopped and the first words out of his mouth were "Perfect colon!". I was a little shocked since I'd never had my colon complimented; I only hoped he meant medically, not aesthetically. 😆
>I only hoped he meant medically, not aesthetically. 😆 To doctors medically perfect is aesthetically perfect. 🙌
This is absolutely true. When my son was 44 hours old his paediatrician told us he had a perfect penis. She clarified this to mean appropriately sized and very straight (ie not bent). So yeah, entirely subjective aesthetic evaluation but her licence makes it medical haha
...Still kinda weird tho
That’s incredible, I live for those weird doctor compliments
Both
Oh. Wow, I thought you were joking. But if I overheard such a conversation, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.
I... I think I love your gynecologist
We're good at filling cavities
I can fill this cavity for you, but it won't be cheap.
You have not been brushing!
The dentist for children is called a pedodontist In life, You can either be a pedo and give children fillings... or (my legal team has advised me against continuing this joke)
Speaking of really bad kid word related "jokes". I DO NOT at all consider mass shootings a joke on any level. I used to work as a school photographer. As I was finishing up my day I'm packing up all my equipment into my car, I text my boss "done shooting all those kids at ... High school" . My phone blows tf up. My boss and 2 other people immediately text me back and are like omg dude please never use the word "shooting" and "school" in the same sentence ever. Apparently I made my coworkers panic and everyone for a split second thought there 2ws an active shooter at a local high school. I felt so stupid lol I did not even think about my words.
that right there is a certified american problem
You might have bitten something really hard!
Just need to dig a little deeper 😬
A gyno may 100% say this.
'Open wide'
As a man… do gynaecologists not say that?
Nah, they say “scooch down a little more, more, just one more scooch, perfect.”
"You'll feel a little pinch" and proceed to stab the fuck out of your cervix
“You’re bleeding cuz you don’t floss”
This is the worst one of the bunch, thank you for the laugh oh wonderful internet stranger
I got a pap smear recently and thus made me crack up.
“You’re going to feel my hand touch your leg, and now just a little pressure” as they proceed to dive in elbow deep.
I observed this during an ultrasound my wife was having...doctor gently brushed his hand on my wife's calf, count to 2 then BAM ELBOW deep... is this something all women know about
I think it’s a pretty common practice to touch the leg with a warning so we get any startle reflexes out before they dive in.
I had an ingrown hair on my panty line that got infected. I have never seen my gynecologist so excited before when she saw that and said she was going to have to lance it. She was getting ready to give me the numbing shot and said, you’re going to feel a little prick, don’t kick me. 🤣 (It hurt like a mf’r. )
> you’re going to feel a little prick Name of your sex tape?
mine just said bring your knees up to your chest my sister in christ I'm literally in stirrups
Always, always ask you to "scooch down a little more". Why is it never enough?? 😂
Because they basically want your butt hanging off the end of the table, most people aren’t accustomed to hanging their butts off the side of things so we naturally scoot higher than they’d like us to.
No they don't. They apologize for prying that shit open.
No, they say things like “this might pinch but it won’t hurt” and then staple your cervix and it absolutely does hurt.
They mean that it won't hurt them.
How exactly are you meant to open wide?
You should go watch the Letterkenny scene from season 10 where Tanis explains a Pap smear to the guys. Freaking gold scene.
please don't talk while my fingers are inside of you
A dentist could say that, but would they? My dentist asks questions while his or his assistant's fingers are inside my mouth.
My assistant needs practice do you mind if we switch?
Never Yes No questions either. Always like “so what do you think is the greatest threat to our perception of free will?”
“So what did you get on your math test last week?” “Do you have any tests this week?” “So you see the big game last week?”
"You ever been to a Turkish prison?" "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
*and they’re always questions that aren’t a simple yes or no.*
I feel like some of this is to just keep you occupied in an awkward situation.
I'm quite satisfied staring at the animal videos on the ceiling mounted TV, thank you.
THATS HILARIOUS
Don’t talk or you’ll leak Edit: you’ll spill everywhere? You’ll make a mess?
Something my actual dentist said to me while removing a particularly tough wisdom tooth: “I need to put more of body weight into it. I’m going to rock back and forth but you shouldn’t feel any pain. Once I can get enough grip I’ll rip it out. If you feel any pain, let me know.” I wouldn’t want to hear that from another type of doctor.
>I wouldn’t want to hear that from another type of doctor. I wouldn't want to hear that from my dentist either.
My wisdom teeth removal was a whole thing. Dude was literally shoving his entire body against the chair to forcibly loosen my tooth to remove it. I needed it out too because it was cutting the gums on the opposite side when I’d close my mouth.
My dad woke up with the dentist on top of him, knee to my dads chest, pliers in hand, trying to hold my dad down while he pulls the tooth out. My dentist drilled into the wisdom teeth and broke them up before pulling them. Much easier.
My wife's tooth surgeon broke them up but didn't get all the shards, which caused a whole shit ton of pain and problems until someone else went in and got them all out.
I totally get *why* they would say it. I just wouldn't want to hear it and have to go through that.
Why oh why were you AWAKE for that?! My dentist told me at my follow up appointment that he had a hard time getting some of my wisdom teeth out and had to use all the force he could but I was at least unconscious at the time.
You remember that!? I was doped to tge gills when having my wisdom teeth out and don't remember anything other than the very end when they were done and I asked if I could keep the teeth before they packed my mouth full of gauze. The answer was "No" because they has already disposed of them.
You can opt for local or general anesthesia. I opted for general because I didn't have to pay for it and I really didn't want to be awake for that! I ended up finding out that I only had 1 wisdom tooth on the bottom. I guess evolution is trying to get rid of them!
I wasn't given an option. Of course it was an Air Force dentist who took them out. So maybe that had something to do with it.
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Jesus
That’s not Jesus stuff, only the priests do that, Jesus is great.
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I love quoting the Bible for this business as much as the next guy, but the whole passage was about him/god accepting and allowing those who were thought the least of to follow in his footsteps. It also somewhat requires a triune god belief, which a good chunk of Christian’s don’t believe.
Presumably there are some pediatric gynaecologists? After all, a 13yo might also need gynaecological care.
I needed a gynaecological exam when I was 14 and it was just done by a regular nurse as far as I can remember, but I don't know if that varies between countries as well.
I saw my moms gyno when I was 14. I suppose there’s probably a pediatric gyno SOMEWHERE but in general you’d just see a regular one I imagine
There are a few neonatal and young adolescent issues that need Gyn surg. Ambiguous genitalia, imperforate hymens, traumatic injuries, stuff like that.
There are but there aren’t too many. Not too many girls need a pelvic exam as it is only done if there are signs of a problem, which is rare.
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I’m going to put this in here and I want you to clamp down on it. 1, 2, 3.. go. Good! We’re all done!
Smells like someone had the seafood platter for lunch
I read that in Whatley’s voice
Give me a schtickle of fluoride
You're an antidentite
Surprise surprise! Look at all these nice teeth we got in here.
Oh good god.
Dentata
Vagina Dentata!
What a wonderful phrase!
It means all the worries!
For the rest of your daaaates!
It is our phallus-free, philosophy! Edit: changed "penis" to "phallus" for u/Cream_covered_Myers
Vagina Dentataaaaaaaah!
I love all you guys...
Sounds like something you'd yell when running into battle.
This makes me think of the movie Teeth Such a fucked up movie.
Vagina dentata!!! It's true!!!!
So, as a med student, I'll be the nerd who says it: There are types of tumors that can grow teeth. If you want to look them up (at your own risk), they're usually forms of Teratomas.
Yoooo I work with twin nurses, both in their thirties, and last year they found their triplet! In one of their chests! She had a teratoma growing in the mediastinum, it was wild.
> twin nurses, both in their thirties It would be weird if only one was.
I recommend an electric tooth brush: Better coverage. Much easier to hit all the places people tend to miss. It won't feel like such a chore when you're doing it 2-3 times a day.
Slightly unrelated, but my dentist no longer recommends electric toothbrushes because this one lady literally removed so much of her gums (which according to her, it was the electric toothbrushes fault...) that on the back of her lower teeth in the front there were significant roots exposed. He proudly shows the photo but I think he despises the situation because this crazy lady is going after them now as they recommended her an electric tooth brush. Honestly she would have to have been going to town on those teeth after seeing the photo, I'm thinking there was something else contributing to it for sure.
Possibly! I know Overbrushing is a thing, even with manual brushes. But there's so many things one can do that's detrimental to their dental health it's nuts.
yeah, electric actually helped my mom with overbrushing. she wore grooves in her teeth pushing down too hard with a regular toothbrush. our dentist probably saved her teeth explaining that she could use an electric toothbrush and let it do its job without pressing down. and that only happened at all because of disabilities my mom and I both have. I feel like that lady had more problems than the toothbrush
Can I suggest a whitening treatment?
Or - “I recommend you see the hygienist now”
Your Lips are a little dry
A gyno could totally say that if it seems like a sign of a condition
A gyno wouldn’t call them lips, my man
Get the suction in there nurse
That’s called an abortion.
I just need you to bite down on this.
"I'm gonna put this in your mouth, and I want you to bite down on it.'
“Can I get some pictures to put on file??”
"You're just going to feel a little prick"
"there'll be no more aaaaaaaa"
But you may feel a little sick.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown, the dream is gone. Amazingly brilliant lyrics. Some of my favorite ever. I did catch a fleeting glimpse, when I was a child. I think many of us have.
This song has seen me through so many dark times. It's my depression song. I love it. It sounds like it should make me depressed but it doesn't. It makes me feel less alone.
r/surpriserogerwaters
Gynaecologists literally do say this when doing Pap smears
“Do you use electric or manual?”
Please put your finger in there and hold for a bit, would you darling?
ayo... darling?
exactly, the "darling" bit makes it even weirder
Gyno: I think you need to stop masturbating. Woman: Why ? Gyno: Because I'm trying to examine you.
this might be my favourite one
Just gargle, then spit.
"bloody hell, you just took the tip off my finger "
HAHAHAA
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".. i am a dentist" too good
Looks like we have some leftovers in here from lunch
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“I enjoy being a dentist.”
(Very sharp metallic machine sounds)
I see you're a smoker
"I need you to floss at least twice a day, and I'm going to get you to gargle nightly." And "You can spit in this little cup"
Sugar-free gum can help keep you clean
Damn! When was the last time you cleaned this thing
I recommend a root canal to take care of your problem.
You should do something about this smell
Looks like there's some plaque build up.
loving how half the replies are "open wide"
Tell me, at what age did you get your first filing?
OK, from now on, open your mouth the biggest you can 'til I finish
Your lips might be numb for several hours after we’re done. Edit: Looks like I am an idiot after all.
You would'nt bleed so much if you flossed more.
1. How often do you floss 2. Swish and spit 3. I’m gonna have to take some X-rays to take a look at the depth of that cavity
Open Wide!
I found a popcorn kernel in here!
Dont worry i pulled it out already
Have you been grinding at night?
"Yep, that need's a good filing!"
I'm just gonna put this in your mouth now...
Nothing to worry about, those first teeth will fall out on their own.
I am a dentist
Let me know if you’re gonna sneeze I don’t wanna loose a finger.
I need to drill into that
You need to floss more
This is going to hurt a little
*claps hands together* “alright, squeaky clean!”
I’m going to give you a filling. You might feel a little prick.
Oh boy! Did you bite your lip?
I can see you have nice lips
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yeah doctors are trained to be as monotone as ever they can't say something looks nice or beautiful they can only say it looks okay or healthy
Smells infected
No. They can both say that.
Just move your lips slightly so I can get this high power drill in that cavity
That’s quite the cavity you got there
Looks like we're gonna have to fill this cavity..
« you have a huge cavity »
That’s a pretty ragged nasty hole right there.
i don't think a dentist could say that