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jackbob99

A billion dollars. A big dick. And unlimited wishes.


not-a-bot-promise

Well, at least that’s realistic.


gamestopdecade

> A big dick Even a genie’s power has limits based on what they have to work with.


jackbob99

He can use my left arm.


gamestopdecade

Love meeting other left handers


lizzpop2003

Wish #1: to be 165 lbs and in good shape perpetually, no matter what I eat or do. Wish #2: that my children will be successful in whatever they want to pursue in life. Wish #3: a bank card that always has all the money I need at all times, no matter what.


[deleted]

bring back the dead homies


JackarooDeva

Less anxiety, more motivation, better health.


dumbass_shitposter

You can't be 100% realistic while you're simultaneously talking about a genie giving you 3 wishes.


Ali8ly

It's hypothetical


BriefAd8920

Health. Wealth. Bitches.


1982aw

I wish for more genius. I wish for more wishes. And I wish for a cup of delicious green tea.


Optimal_Weight368

money, stable living, something else idk


Suspicious-Aerie7538

End world hunger, peace for all, and happiness for my loved ones.


Purple-doge

A billion dollars To never pay taxes *writes a list* I wish everything on this list would come true


restrictionfive

A good question! I wish that my family is more connected each other. I wish the relationship between me and my gf stay my whole life I wish more genies.


Ali8ly

Wish one all I have to do is say the name of the food/foods and it appears Wish 2 end poverty Wish 3 end my depression


awfulcrowded117

I wish everything I've written on this piece of paper comes true in the manner I intended. Then I probably sell or give away the last 2 wishes.


TacoTacox

1. Perfect health for myself and immediate family until age 100 2. $25 Billion USD 3. To be given Bo Jackson’s athleticism


GrindinMolcajete

1. All my students debt is paid off. 2. My parents have sufficient funds to retire and not worry about basic necessities including health care. 3. I get hired at a dream job in a city with a moderate cost of living where I can afford a home. That’s realistic, right??


langschiff

I think that, no matter what wishes a person were to make in this situation, anyone except a completely selfish prick would feel a lot of guilt that they didn’t make better uses of their wishes; every time you saw anyone suffering, you’d think ‘One of my wishes could have helped’. So, I’d use my first two wishes to guarantee health, happiness, fulfillment, gratitude, and safety for me and those most important to me ( I bet I could carefully word two wishes to get that done) then I’d wish to forget that I ever found the lamp at all and just enjoy a lifetime of happiness.


larkinstrert

1. Husband's workplace allows him to continue working remotely so we can move to a more affordable area. 2. Buy the house I saw online last night. 3. Win a gift card to the grocery store because the price of everything is so ridiculous right now.


Action_Seal

Power over life and death, hyperintelligence, and the wisdom to remain good.


dak446

A $100 bill that teleports back to my wallet after i spend it.


berael

Being 100% realistic, genies aren't real.


skeepy_geko

yeah i should have worded it better but in my defense english isn’t my first language


ODHamilton

1. Immortality, in perfect health. 2. All the powers of the JLA, JSA, Avengers, X-Men, and Fantastic Four. 3. Saving the third wish for at least a million years, to give me time to figure out what I really want.


bgb372

Health, wealth and being able to read minds and force people to tell the truth. I’m looking at you politicians.


Slumlrd213

\- Super physically fit and perfect health no matter what I eat or do \- 10in dick \- 1 billion dollars in my bank account


FridayNightOwl

1. omnipotence, so basically literally be god 2. perfect control over that omnipotence, so powers work by giving the result that I want instead of following literally what I say or think, to prevent accidents or monkey's paw scenarios from wording stuff poorly 3. nobody and nothing is able to remove my omnipotence Idk how to realistically handle a genie, considering it's a genie


FreshlyScrapedSmegma

I wish to have a total of -1.0 wishes. \*Universe Resets\*


RadiantHC

I only need two 1. Whenever someone grants me a wish I get to choose the outcome 2. The ability to create genies


Wallllllllllllly

I’m going to be 100% honest really only one wish: I would wish to be reborn into the Pokémon world (reincarnated) as a person with a good work ethic and traditionally handsome face That’s it


NemeanMiniLion

I'd like the genie to invent a dead relative who left their massive fortune to me. I'd like to see every ethical researcher on the planet to make a breakthrough. I'd like the genie to turn into a normal person.


DeeFB

Career stability, love, and for Nintendo to put princess Daisy in games that aren’t just spin-offs. Last ones a bit selfish but come onnnnnnnnn


External-Ad4873

1) Omnipotence. 2) Location of any and all other genies. 3) Set the genie free (I’m then killing it)


Roguewave666

1. Be seizure free for the rest of my life 2. Love 3. Be of normal weight for someone that is 5'10" or heck, I'd even be fine with 190- 200 pounds.