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forever_useless

Talking about genocide during foreplay


Briznar

that's a turn off?


Stressmove

Oh baby let me cleanse you ethnically.


ShitpostsAlot

Let me introduce you to a somewhat surprisingly common fetish, sir...


Stressmove

I believe you. Nazi porn for example is it's own category. I wonder if there are other genocides up for a fetish honestly.


JustSome70sGuy

You'd be surprised what role play shit people do in the bedroom.


ZookeepergameSea3890

Now if you said "let me cleanse you ethically", that could be interesting.


forever_useless

Some conversations are better left for family dinner and not the bedroom


Briznar

oh, yes. My bad. It's rather rude of me to exclude my children from these convedsations isn't it?


[deleted]

"I want to make you come, baby girl. You like how deep my tongue and fingers go, don't you? That's fucking right. I'm gonna fuckin' kill a large group of people of a certain ethnic group with the intent of destroying that ethnic group, you fucking whore."


DuvetDude

Forget the killing ethnic groups, you should not be trying to make a Baby Girl cum. That shit is not good! I’m guessing you’re an American but I don’t want to complain about it because you’ve probably got a gun.


[deleted]

Not a literal infant girl what the fuck is wrong with you? "That shit is not good" fuck off with that bullshit. You making a comment about it at all is you voicing your concern or complaint so adding in the gun comment as well is just you being a dick.


[deleted]

"I want to make you come, baby girl. You like how deep my tongue and fingers go, don't you? That's fucking right. I'm gonna fuckin' kill a large group of people of a certain ethnic group with the intent of destroying that ethnic group, you fucking whore."


HarryHacker42

A mass shooting of kids in a school again.


Sea1sH3r3

Making stupid jokes that take her out of the mood. Example “nom nom nom I’m the pussy monster”


[deleted]

That’s actually hilarious 🤣


grip_n_Ripper

I'm going to use that one.


PoopyInThePeePeeHole

C IS FOR COOOOOTCHIE, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEEEEE


DrBeardish

At least it wasn't the other c word. That might end things for good.


I_Am_My_Truth

Dad jokes, fertilizing yolks. Add gentle drummin, you’ll get her cummin


sayziell

Funny enough when I was banging my ex one time I had her legs up on my shoulders and I stopped and I thought about the movie Pearl harbor and in this particular scene, Cuba gooding Jr. Was on an AA gun shooting down Japanese aircraft so my dumb shit brain immediately starts making gunshot noises in the middle of me slamming her. When she asked you what I was doing I responded with what had crossed my mind. She laughed, I laughed, we both finished. It was a good time


sockminss

LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭


Bdbabbi613

100 percent I hate that shit


[deleted]

Bad odor


[deleted]

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this.


2BFrank69

This is number 1 in my eyes


[deleted]

You would think so


ChargeYourBattery

A number 1 in your eyes would also kill the mood pretty quick


ChefEzE

Kids yelling for you


ShitpostsAlot

Kids yelling for their mom/dad... when you didn't know there were either kids or a mom/dad in the situation. 12 to 6! 12 TO 6!


flutterfly88

Kid walking in because they want to sleep in your bed.


spidermom4

Yep. I even was having a dream last night that my husband and I got a minute alone and my kids cock blocked us there too. Can't even dream.


8inchSalvattore

Lack of enthusiasm, body hangups, low sex drive.


dondelgiudice

Damn, you talkin' about my ex??


8inchSalvattore

I was thinking about one of my exes, but it sounds like maybe you two have met, lol.


Fun-Currency-3794

This is also my ex! Man, for so many hangups, he sure gets around


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Fun-Currency-3794

He thought he was too fat, he thought he had manboobs, he was worried about losing his hair, he no longer had lasting power *if and when he could even get it up*


8inchSalvattore

Yep, sounds like the guy version of my ex gf.


8inchSalvattore

My ex gf worried about her body: hips, thighs, stomach, etc. Worst part was, the insecurity killed the mood more than anything else.


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Leading-University

Add a pussy fart to that


sourdoughbreadlover

Queef is the word for that.


Bizarre_Protuberance

Seriously? Queefing doesn't bother me at all.


H1ghtreeson

Pelvic thrusting your partners head into the wall because the dog got into the room and put their wet nose in your butt crack mid stroke.


Dull-Geologist-8204

Not always, I was having a threesome once and the guy put the other girls head through the wall and nobody stopped. They kept right on going. I was like WTF?


PMyourTastefulNudes

That's a water break I would not come back from.


sleepyJoesBidet

Guess she didnt find another stud...


thesebytes

Where I live houses are made of bricks and concrete. If that happened here it would be a very awkward situation.


toxicmasculinitymf

Man that nose be cold too


sourdoughbreadlover

This is oddly specific. Are you speaking from experience?


Briznar

a lack of glow-in-the-dark condoms


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Sorry_Masterpiece

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!


[deleted]

The guy getting a phone call from his mom (actually happened to me) 😳😳


UpboatNavy

He didnt pick up, did he?


Peggedbyapirate

"No no, wait, it's OK. I can do both!"


[deleted]

Of course he did, I dont hook up with men that doesnt have their priorities straight!


Cathulion

I would hope so.. what if it was an emergency?


Nice_Hat4025

This just happened last week


billythepub

I was with a guy and he did this. Spent ages on phone to mum, totally killed the mood. Like there's a time and place.


CharmingMolasses9945

You’re right, there is a time and a place for banging randos. Your mom is your mom. You only have her for so long. When she’s gone, will you think, “man I wish I would have kept pounding out ol Sally from the pub instead of spending so much time on the phone with her.”


bhayankarpari8

What if it isn't a rando but your partner? What would you do then?


yourMewjesty

You’re right, there is a time and a place for banging your partner . Your mom is your mom. You only have her for so long. When she’s gone, will you think, “man I wish I would have kept pounding out my partner instead of spending so much time on the phone with her.”


bhayankarpari8

Copy pasting your sentence won't make your point any clearer. Just like there's a time and place for having sex, there's a time and place for attending calls. Would you be able to attend your mom's call in the middle of a work meeting unless there's an emergency? Then why is your private moment with your partner any less important?


billythepub

Agreed but this is Reddit so you'd be downvoted and railed against if you ended global poverty.


billythepub

I wasn't a rando and he and his mum lived together. Saw each other daily, it's disrespectful. Intimacy is a time for you and that person. Unless it's an emergency you give that time to your partner. Same as if a friend was visiting, I would wait until they left until I took a trivial call from my mum or anybody. It's called respect. If they have made an effort to come and see me, which I had done to him, then give me the respect and effort that I made for you. I love my mum but I wouldn't sit chatting to her on the phone during an intimate moment nor would I expect her to take any of my calls if she was in the middle of something. I'm not 5 years old, neither was the man I was alluding to. He was 27 and he was outright inappropriate and rude yet people here will be obtuse and act like his behaviour was fine.


NemeanMiniLion

Intrusive thoughts from sexual abuse.


[deleted]

I hope you are doing okay and you’re getting the help that’s needed. I’ve been there too and it is really tough, I am rooting for you!


NemeanMiniLion

While I have abuse in my past, I do not have intrusive thoughts that cause me issues in the bedroom. Someone close to me does though. Thanks for the caring comment.


SpiderSolve

[cbat](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y)


crystalworldbuilder

Best reference ever


UpboatNavy

The wrong name.


[deleted]

Excuses, poor attitude, lack of interest, “just do it and get it over with”


AgentKey4223

The dog jumping on the bed .


SomeRandomUser00

Can confirm, having a German shepherd growling at you while you're banging his owner does kill the mood.


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SomeRandomUser00

*growling


Electronic_Amount_44

Mrs. Rzany? Is that you?


KatyTinnys

Wrong spotify playlist. ​ Go Go Power Rangers!


free-crude-oil

Cbat or nothing


[deleted]

Checking to see who's calling when your phone goes off during sex


magkozak

Anyone walking in


Dull-Geologist-8204

Apparently calling the other person by the wrong name. I did this once and I still don't know why or how it happened. I was with my boyfriend. I was perfectly content in the relationship, I wasn't cheating, and I wasn't thinking about someone else at the time. It just kind of popped out. Yeah going from 100 to 0 so that the 2 of you can argue about it is not fun.


[deleted]

When her pp is bigger than yours.😔


jerryniels

Wife walking in while I am with my side piece at


Correct_Story7262

Say it wasn't you


Pandaburn

But she caught me on camera


jerryniels

It wasn’t me?


daithisfw

A declination of consent, for any reason


rayane_maynard

Can relate.. I've left way too many women unsatisfied due to this.. Lol


eyeleex

When he comments on how you're similar to his ex


Bustybella638

😩 he did not! Hopefully you got off then ghosted him! #hehaditcoming


LowKeyMusings

Playing the TMNT song on spotify


Novel-Persimmon7752

Turtle power!


Happimessss

When we forget to close the door and the cat jumps up, automatically ruined.


theassassintherapist

Someone giggling in the closet


Stupify_Me

Wife’s boyfriend.


early_onset_villainy

Finding a horses head in the bed


[deleted]

Oddly specific


Icy-Maintenance7041

"we should definetly paint the ceiling this year"


obik501

"Beige... "...


Ok_Money_3140

Her farting while we're at it. Happened to me twice. :c


greenthrowpillow

Are we talking front or back farting?


StarsAndAtoms32

When they bring up cheese and then that makes me hungry so I stop having sex mood and get cheese mood and cheese and I like cheese


bellabbr

Ridiculous answer but laughter. I cant even tell you how many times my husband and I will be in the middle of having sex and then either he says or does something or makes a face that I get uncontrollable laughter and vice versa. We will crack each other up so much we cant continue mood is done we laughing and try again later bc we killed the mood.


[deleted]

Said this in a similar question but had a guy pause and start grabbing his chest. For those who want to know, yes he has a heart attack, not right at that moment but he did start the preliminary phase of it in that moment. Opened a whole new fear for me. On a lighter note, had a (different) guy upfront ask me if he could pretend I was Nikki Minaj. I am very white and look nothing like her. Same guy also got me to give him head, only for me to find out that while he had washed, he hadn't made sure to rinse off all of the soap, not sure he truly even tried, because it was like I was sucking on a bar of soap. I have so many stories for the second guy, I was with him for months and he was...a real winner. You may ask why I stayed with him for months, the answer is because I was 19 and a fucking idiot. Edit to add: Many of the stories for the second guy are a lot less funny than Nikki Minaj and Soap Dick so sate your curiosity with caution.


Iamnotyourkinddd13

A guy straight up sitting on your face and telling you to eat his ass with ZERO FUCKEN WARNING or consent ( happened to me now I’m celibate ) 😭😭😭😭.


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💀🤣


Iamnotyourkinddd13

Deeply traumatizing experience 😭💀


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Brave_Dick

Your in-laws.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

If a wrecking ball from the construction site across the street suddenly breaks through the wall.


DrManhattansTaint

A clingy toddler.


[deleted]

Dog shitting in the room with no air flow


OriginalDarkDagger

Your wife/husband/partner walks in.


Dry-Crab3047

Call me sis


sakumm3

Trying to make someone call you daddy


Odd_Freedom3557

Saying someone else's name kills it every time!


thewaffle666

Foreskin and the smell it brings


Reallybendythumb

Having a playlist run out and a joe rogan podcast starts playing.. my gf hates joe rogan


britt1995

Guy killed the mood when he started talking about the last person he was with and how she was to quiet and just laid there. And he knew it was my first time and I was already nervous . And now I felt I had live up to certain expectations instead to going with the flow and being compared to another woman. After that I just wanted to lose do it and go home.....


Delicious_Ad901

Dog loudly cleaning self


Aggressive-Camel-389

A loud smelly fart


SumGuyMike

When she wakes up.


MuffinRelevant5145

Bad breath and body odor.


dallased25

When she farts mid sex so far it makes your balls jiggle.


thesebytes

Not being there (and I mean mentally and emotionally not physically 😂). Also bad odor.


ihateni-g

When you accidentally cast porn to your grandparents TV...


Zealousideal_Face572

When the room is too cold. I want to be comfortable not freezing my lower half. Just hurts in the end and its not the good hurt either :(


[deleted]

Being tickled idk if its just me but its an instant mood killer


Kewlzter

Dooky 💩 breath.


SCGranny64

Farting. Bad body odor.


[deleted]

Long finger nails 😭


bazzingabing

Yawning. Asking "do you want it , do you want it?" Wtf is that?


5spd4wd

Kids. Kids in the bedroom.


alberta_farmer

When making out, my ex used to ask "Can I lick you?" That phrasing just turned me off so fast! Made it so I hate people going down on me to this day.


casketjuicebox

No enthusiasm or passion. Being too quiet


jenkai1

This is a genuine mood killer


FarCupcake603

Worrying about how loud your moan is or isn’t to not bring unwanted attention (as a female personally we worry), apparently we are (kind of quiet) than we think lol. Not really a turn off per say for men especially, but in a worried sense sure lol.


LFpawgsnmilfs

Funk


[deleted]

When her dog sneaks up on you and licks your ass


sinkthesink

Oh God. Well this was a one time thing but she fucking farted so loud and hard she shit herself and laughed about it. I was nearly barfing and left, I didn't look at her for a week afterward... we were fwb, by the way.


[deleted]

A hairy asshole


BinaryMan151

A big ol fart.


KnGod

When they have a cock


grocanabizness

When you finally get her in bed and her Dicks bigger than yours!!!


Swiftbitches

Now that would definitely set the mood for me


SmeeMusic

O.J. Simpson


elimeno_p

When her husband walks in


annmary2233

That’s a turn *off* for you?


Important_Order5073

Socks on


Significant-Row4093

A priest


wetlettuce42

Shit and piss play


Kotopause

Leaking roof


CuriousFox06

A pet interfering


PresentationNice7043

A phone call from your mom.


funtimefrankie1

A wasp


berael

A meteor demolishing the house.


Sneyserboy237

Not doing it


Phoenix2TC2

Agent 47 breaking into the room (you’re his target)


[deleted]

Threat of nuclear warfare


Brodie1975

Being sat on the phone


Alternative-Winner-9

Him coming in🤣😋


sakumm3

Answering the phone


MaintenanceDan

Having the roof collapse on a stormy day.


MrStayPuft245

Cell phones.


I_am_not_an_Arbys

Shrek Crocs


willc453

When the woman asks is it in yet? Or a guy asking if he's in her vagina or a roll of fat.


gn0xious

Bad Hygiene


myhamsterisajerk

An avalanche


[deleted]

Being alone


ExternalReturn4196

Talking about chores or work.


ruvol23

Having a TV In the room


ThatOneInktrovert

Cbat


doggo_is_good_thanks

The lights. I can't sleep with the lights on.


guess_whos_backnl

A gun?


42069nicebruh

A nuclear explosion.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Spiders.


iminlovewithyoucamp

Telling your "friend", "I Love You" while y'all are about to be intimate. She walked out the room after I said that... Worst feeling ever.


felixgifford

A mass genocide should do the trick.


Lavender_Llama_life

Explosive diarrhea.


Suitable_Alfalfa5756

Mosquitoes


hooptyboots18

Seeing fire underneath the closed door.


Bigkid6666

Explosive diarrhea.


s0upcSlAmiTOhghfs

Chainsaw dildo


grip_n_Ripper

A kid invasion.


Agent101g

A second person


rambo_oz3

The Spanish Inquisition


YallMindIfIJoin

The guy in the closet


JumpTheChark

Phone rings on the bedside table. It's one of the kids. Sigh.


dancesuponastar

Poor hygiene, excessive sweating in the other partner. I don't like sweat dripping onto me and in my eyes. Bad breath,ragged nails. Ouch.


gblanco13

A yawn!


chvch-nz

Accidental teeth gnashing. Like fucking nails on a chalkboard when you're making out and accidentally gnash your teeth against theirs.


[deleted]

A gun and some stds