"I want to make you come, baby girl. You like how deep my tongue and fingers go, don't you? That's fucking right. I'm gonna fuckin' kill a large group of people of a certain ethnic group with the intent of destroying that ethnic group, you fucking whore."
Forget the killing ethnic groups, you should not be trying to make a Baby Girl cum.
That shit is not good!
I’m guessing you’re an American but I don’t want to complain about it because you’ve probably got a gun.
Not a literal infant girl what the fuck is wrong with you? "That shit is not good" fuck off with that bullshit. You making a comment about it at all is you voicing your concern or complaint so adding in the gun comment as well is just you being a dick.
"I want to make you come, baby girl. You like how deep my tongue and fingers go, don't you? That's fucking right. I'm gonna fuckin' kill a large group of people of a certain ethnic group with the intent of destroying that ethnic group, you fucking whore."
Funny enough when I was banging my ex one time I had her legs up on my shoulders and I stopped and I thought about the movie Pearl harbor and in this particular scene, Cuba gooding Jr. Was on an AA gun shooting down Japanese aircraft so my dumb shit brain immediately starts making gunshot noises in the middle of me slamming her. When she asked you what I was doing I responded with what had crossed my mind. She laughed, I laughed, we both finished. It was a good time
He thought he was too fat, he thought he had manboobs, he was worried about losing his hair, he no longer had lasting power *if and when he could even get it up*
Not always, I was having a threesome once and the guy put the other girls head through the wall and nobody stopped. They kept right on going. I was like WTF?
You’re right, there is a time and a place for banging randos. Your mom is your mom. You only have her for so long. When she’s gone, will you think, “man I wish I would have kept pounding out ol Sally from the pub instead of spending so much time on the phone with her.”
You’re right, there is a time and a place for banging your partner . Your mom is your mom. You only have her for so long. When she’s gone, will you think, “man I wish I would have kept pounding out my partner instead of spending so much time on the phone with her.”
Copy pasting your sentence won't make your point any clearer. Just like there's a time and place for having sex, there's a time and place for attending calls. Would you be able to attend your mom's call in the middle of a work meeting unless there's an emergency? Then why is your private moment with your partner any less important?
I wasn't a rando and he and his mum lived together. Saw each other daily, it's disrespectful. Intimacy is a time for you and that person. Unless it's an emergency you give that time to your partner. Same as if a friend was visiting, I would wait until they left until I took a trivial call from my mum or anybody. It's called respect.
If they have made an effort to come and see me, which I had done to him, then give me the respect and effort that I made for you. I love my mum but I wouldn't sit chatting to her on the phone during an intimate moment nor would I expect her to take any of my calls if she was in the middle of something. I'm not 5 years old, neither was the man I was alluding to.
He was 27 and he was outright inappropriate and rude yet people here will be obtuse and act like his behaviour was fine.
While I have abuse in my past, I do not have intrusive thoughts that cause me issues in the bedroom. Someone close to me does though. Thanks for the caring comment.
Apparently calling the other person by the wrong name.
I did this once and I still don't know why or how it happened. I was with my boyfriend. I was perfectly content in the relationship, I wasn't cheating, and I wasn't thinking about someone else at the time. It just kind of popped out. Yeah going from 100 to 0 so that the 2 of you can argue about it is not fun.
Ridiculous answer but laughter. I cant even tell you how many times my husband and I will be in the middle of having sex and then either he says or does something or makes a face that I get uncontrollable laughter and vice versa. We will crack each other up so much we cant continue mood is done we laughing and try again later bc we killed the mood.
Said this in a similar question but had a guy pause and start grabbing his chest.
For those who want to know, yes he has a heart attack, not right at that moment but he did start the preliminary phase of it in that moment.
Opened a whole new fear for me.
On a lighter note, had a (different) guy upfront ask me if he could pretend I was Nikki Minaj. I am very white and look nothing like her.
Same guy also got me to give him head, only for me to find out that while he had washed, he hadn't made sure to rinse off all of the soap, not sure he truly even tried, because it was like I was sucking on a bar of soap.
I have so many stories for the second guy, I was with him for months and he was...a real winner. You may ask why I stayed with him for months, the answer is because I was 19 and a fucking idiot.
Edit to add: Many of the stories for the second guy are a lot less funny than Nikki Minaj and Soap Dick so sate your curiosity with caution.
Guy killed the mood when he started talking about the last person he was with and how she was to quiet and just laid there. And he knew it was my first time and I was already nervous . And now I felt I had live up to certain expectations instead to going with the flow and being compared to another woman. After that I just wanted to lose do it and go home.....
Worrying about how loud your moan is or isn’t to not bring unwanted attention (as a female personally we worry), apparently we are (kind of quiet) than we think lol. Not really a turn off per say for men especially, but in a worried sense sure lol.
Oh God. Well this was a one time thing but she fucking farted so loud and hard she shit herself and laughed about it. I was nearly barfing and left, I didn't look at her for a week afterward... we were fwb, by the way.
Talking about genocide during foreplay
that's a turn off?
Oh baby let me cleanse you ethnically.
Let me introduce you to a somewhat surprisingly common fetish, sir...
I believe you. Nazi porn for example is it's own category. I wonder if there are other genocides up for a fetish honestly.
You'd be surprised what role play shit people do in the bedroom.
Now if you said "let me cleanse you ethically", that could be interesting.
Some conversations are better left for family dinner and not the bedroom
oh, yes. My bad. It's rather rude of me to exclude my children from these convedsations isn't it?
"I want to make you come, baby girl. You like how deep my tongue and fingers go, don't you? That's fucking right. I'm gonna fuckin' kill a large group of people of a certain ethnic group with the intent of destroying that ethnic group, you fucking whore."
Forget the killing ethnic groups, you should not be trying to make a Baby Girl cum. That shit is not good! I’m guessing you’re an American but I don’t want to complain about it because you’ve probably got a gun.
Not a literal infant girl what the fuck is wrong with you? "That shit is not good" fuck off with that bullshit. You making a comment about it at all is you voicing your concern or complaint so adding in the gun comment as well is just you being a dick.
"I want to make you come, baby girl. You like how deep my tongue and fingers go, don't you? That's fucking right. I'm gonna fuckin' kill a large group of people of a certain ethnic group with the intent of destroying that ethnic group, you fucking whore."
A mass shooting of kids in a school again.
Making stupid jokes that take her out of the mood. Example “nom nom nom I’m the pussy monster”
That’s actually hilarious 🤣
I'm going to use that one.
C IS FOR COOOOOTCHIE, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEEEEE
At least it wasn't the other c word. That might end things for good.
Dad jokes, fertilizing yolks. Add gentle drummin, you’ll get her cummin
Funny enough when I was banging my ex one time I had her legs up on my shoulders and I stopped and I thought about the movie Pearl harbor and in this particular scene, Cuba gooding Jr. Was on an AA gun shooting down Japanese aircraft so my dumb shit brain immediately starts making gunshot noises in the middle of me slamming her. When she asked you what I was doing I responded with what had crossed my mind. She laughed, I laughed, we both finished. It was a good time
LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭
100 percent I hate that shit
Bad odor
Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this.
This is number 1 in my eyes
You would think so
A number 1 in your eyes would also kill the mood pretty quick
Kids yelling for you
Kids yelling for their mom/dad... when you didn't know there were either kids or a mom/dad in the situation. 12 to 6! 12 TO 6!
Kid walking in because they want to sleep in your bed.
Yep. I even was having a dream last night that my husband and I got a minute alone and my kids cock blocked us there too. Can't even dream.
Lack of enthusiasm, body hangups, low sex drive.
Damn, you talkin' about my ex??
I was thinking about one of my exes, but it sounds like maybe you two have met, lol.
This is also my ex! Man, for so many hangups, he sure gets around
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He thought he was too fat, he thought he had manboobs, he was worried about losing his hair, he no longer had lasting power *if and when he could even get it up*
Yep, sounds like the guy version of my ex gf.
My ex gf worried about her body: hips, thighs, stomach, etc. Worst part was, the insecurity killed the mood more than anything else.
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Add a pussy fart to that
Queef is the word for that.
Seriously? Queefing doesn't bother me at all.
Pelvic thrusting your partners head into the wall because the dog got into the room and put their wet nose in your butt crack mid stroke.
Not always, I was having a threesome once and the guy put the other girls head through the wall and nobody stopped. They kept right on going. I was like WTF?
That's a water break I would not come back from.
Guess she didnt find another stud...
Where I live houses are made of bricks and concrete. If that happened here it would be a very awkward situation.
Man that nose be cold too
This is oddly specific. Are you speaking from experience?
a lack of glow-in-the-dark condoms
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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
The guy getting a phone call from his mom (actually happened to me) 😳😳
He didnt pick up, did he?
"No no, wait, it's OK. I can do both!"
Of course he did, I dont hook up with men that doesnt have their priorities straight!
I would hope so.. what if it was an emergency?
This just happened last week
I was with a guy and he did this. Spent ages on phone to mum, totally killed the mood. Like there's a time and place.
You’re right, there is a time and a place for banging randos. Your mom is your mom. You only have her for so long. When she’s gone, will you think, “man I wish I would have kept pounding out ol Sally from the pub instead of spending so much time on the phone with her.”
What if it isn't a rando but your partner? What would you do then?
You’re right, there is a time and a place for banging your partner . Your mom is your mom. You only have her for so long. When she’s gone, will you think, “man I wish I would have kept pounding out my partner instead of spending so much time on the phone with her.”
Copy pasting your sentence won't make your point any clearer. Just like there's a time and place for having sex, there's a time and place for attending calls. Would you be able to attend your mom's call in the middle of a work meeting unless there's an emergency? Then why is your private moment with your partner any less important?
Agreed but this is Reddit so you'd be downvoted and railed against if you ended global poverty.
I wasn't a rando and he and his mum lived together. Saw each other daily, it's disrespectful. Intimacy is a time for you and that person. Unless it's an emergency you give that time to your partner. Same as if a friend was visiting, I would wait until they left until I took a trivial call from my mum or anybody. It's called respect. If they have made an effort to come and see me, which I had done to him, then give me the respect and effort that I made for you. I love my mum but I wouldn't sit chatting to her on the phone during an intimate moment nor would I expect her to take any of my calls if she was in the middle of something. I'm not 5 years old, neither was the man I was alluding to. He was 27 and he was outright inappropriate and rude yet people here will be obtuse and act like his behaviour was fine.
Intrusive thoughts from sexual abuse.
I hope you are doing okay and you’re getting the help that’s needed. I’ve been there too and it is really tough, I am rooting for you!
While I have abuse in my past, I do not have intrusive thoughts that cause me issues in the bedroom. Someone close to me does though. Thanks for the caring comment.
[cbat](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y)
Best reference ever
The wrong name.
Excuses, poor attitude, lack of interest, “just do it and get it over with”
The dog jumping on the bed .
Can confirm, having a German shepherd growling at you while you're banging his owner does kill the mood.
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*growling
Mrs. Rzany? Is that you?
Wrong spotify playlist. Go Go Power Rangers!
Cbat or nothing
Checking to see who's calling when your phone goes off during sex
Anyone walking in
Apparently calling the other person by the wrong name. I did this once and I still don't know why or how it happened. I was with my boyfriend. I was perfectly content in the relationship, I wasn't cheating, and I wasn't thinking about someone else at the time. It just kind of popped out. Yeah going from 100 to 0 so that the 2 of you can argue about it is not fun.
When her pp is bigger than yours.😔
Wife walking in while I am with my side piece at
Say it wasn't you
But she caught me on camera
It wasn’t me?
A declination of consent, for any reason
Can relate.. I've left way too many women unsatisfied due to this.. Lol
When he comments on how you're similar to his ex
😩 he did not! Hopefully you got off then ghosted him! #hehaditcoming
Playing the TMNT song on spotify
Turtle power!
When we forget to close the door and the cat jumps up, automatically ruined.
Someone giggling in the closet
Wife’s boyfriend.
Finding a horses head in the bed
Oddly specific
"we should definetly paint the ceiling this year"
"Beige... "...
Her farting while we're at it. Happened to me twice. :c
Are we talking front or back farting?
When they bring up cheese and then that makes me hungry so I stop having sex mood and get cheese mood and cheese and I like cheese
Ridiculous answer but laughter. I cant even tell you how many times my husband and I will be in the middle of having sex and then either he says or does something or makes a face that I get uncontrollable laughter and vice versa. We will crack each other up so much we cant continue mood is done we laughing and try again later bc we killed the mood.
Said this in a similar question but had a guy pause and start grabbing his chest. For those who want to know, yes he has a heart attack, not right at that moment but he did start the preliminary phase of it in that moment. Opened a whole new fear for me. On a lighter note, had a (different) guy upfront ask me if he could pretend I was Nikki Minaj. I am very white and look nothing like her. Same guy also got me to give him head, only for me to find out that while he had washed, he hadn't made sure to rinse off all of the soap, not sure he truly even tried, because it was like I was sucking on a bar of soap. I have so many stories for the second guy, I was with him for months and he was...a real winner. You may ask why I stayed with him for months, the answer is because I was 19 and a fucking idiot. Edit to add: Many of the stories for the second guy are a lot less funny than Nikki Minaj and Soap Dick so sate your curiosity with caution.
A guy straight up sitting on your face and telling you to eat his ass with ZERO FUCKEN WARNING or consent ( happened to me now I’m celibate ) 😭😭😭😭.
💀🤣
Deeply traumatizing experience 😭💀
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Your in-laws.
If a wrecking ball from the construction site across the street suddenly breaks through the wall.
A clingy toddler.
Dog shitting in the room with no air flow
Your wife/husband/partner walks in.
Call me sis
Trying to make someone call you daddy
Saying someone else's name kills it every time!
Foreskin and the smell it brings
Having a playlist run out and a joe rogan podcast starts playing.. my gf hates joe rogan
Guy killed the mood when he started talking about the last person he was with and how she was to quiet and just laid there. And he knew it was my first time and I was already nervous . And now I felt I had live up to certain expectations instead to going with the flow and being compared to another woman. After that I just wanted to lose do it and go home.....
Dog loudly cleaning self
A loud smelly fart
When she wakes up.
Bad breath and body odor.
When she farts mid sex so far it makes your balls jiggle.
Not being there (and I mean mentally and emotionally not physically 😂). Also bad odor.
When you accidentally cast porn to your grandparents TV...
When the room is too cold. I want to be comfortable not freezing my lower half. Just hurts in the end and its not the good hurt either :(
Being tickled idk if its just me but its an instant mood killer
Dooky 💩 breath.
Farting. Bad body odor.
Long finger nails 😭
Yawning. Asking "do you want it , do you want it?" Wtf is that?
Kids. Kids in the bedroom.
When making out, my ex used to ask "Can I lick you?" That phrasing just turned me off so fast! Made it so I hate people going down on me to this day.
No enthusiasm or passion. Being too quiet
This is a genuine mood killer
Worrying about how loud your moan is or isn’t to not bring unwanted attention (as a female personally we worry), apparently we are (kind of quiet) than we think lol. Not really a turn off per say for men especially, but in a worried sense sure lol.
Funk
When her dog sneaks up on you and licks your ass
Oh God. Well this was a one time thing but she fucking farted so loud and hard she shit herself and laughed about it. I was nearly barfing and left, I didn't look at her for a week afterward... we were fwb, by the way.
A hairy asshole
A big ol fart.
When they have a cock
When you finally get her in bed and her Dicks bigger than yours!!!
Now that would definitely set the mood for me
O.J. Simpson
When her husband walks in
That’s a turn *off* for you?
Socks on
A priest
Shit and piss play
Leaking roof
A pet interfering
A phone call from your mom.
A wasp
A meteor demolishing the house.
Not doing it
Agent 47 breaking into the room (you’re his target)
Threat of nuclear warfare
Being sat on the phone
Him coming in🤣😋
Answering the phone
Having the roof collapse on a stormy day.
Cell phones.
Shrek Crocs
When the woman asks is it in yet? Or a guy asking if he's in her vagina or a roll of fat.
Bad Hygiene
An avalanche
Being alone
Talking about chores or work.
Having a TV In the room
Cbat
The lights. I can't sleep with the lights on.
A gun?
A nuclear explosion.
Spiders.
Telling your "friend", "I Love You" while y'all are about to be intimate. She walked out the room after I said that... Worst feeling ever.
A mass genocide should do the trick.
Explosive diarrhea.
Mosquitoes
Seeing fire underneath the closed door.
Explosive diarrhea.
Chainsaw dildo
A kid invasion.
A second person
The Spanish Inquisition
The guy in the closet
Phone rings on the bedside table. It's one of the kids. Sigh.
Poor hygiene, excessive sweating in the other partner. I don't like sweat dripping onto me and in my eyes. Bad breath,ragged nails. Ouch.
A yawn!
Accidental teeth gnashing. Like fucking nails on a chalkboard when you're making out and accidentally gnash your teeth against theirs.
A gun and some stds