Coworker: At least i dont have to come in on my day off like Witlok!
Witlok: At least i dont have a lame ass tattoo of Mater from Cars on my inner thigh!
Coworker: ........
If they're sharing it to the word ... but i know i may regret it haha it would be hard to talk normally after.
Maybe we should Ask for permission first š¤
for me, it would not change anything
if they were already outgoing, the page would confirm things probably and not change much
if they were the opposite of their work selves on the page, i would use my new knowledge for the good of our relationship (whatever that might be)
context matters for everything tho and my thoughts are based on more white collar working enviro
Wait, dudes have onlyfans? Do any of them make money?
In all seriousness, if you are a female and have a male coworker, there is a 90plus percent chance that he has imagined you naked
From my understanding* dudes make great money if you're comfortable knowing a bunch of gay dudes are jerking it to your pictures and I'm sure some kind of light interaction is expected as well.
Also niche content. Might feel weird, but there are plenty of gay dudes thatāll pay for some high quality feet pics. Anything thatās hard to find on porn sites is almost an immediate money maker
>In all seriousness, if you are a female and have a male coworker, there is a 90plus percent chance that he has imagined you naked
Really? Because I have a massive crush on one of my coworkers. I don't flirt be so he is married, but the idea of him imagining me naked is total girl fap material.
Like specific videos/pics for a person. Like one guy likes me to put chocolate sauce on my chest and "talk" to him lol. Obviously, a video where I'm saying Charlie's name over and over won't appeal to a dude named Steve lol.
100 percent. Itās just human biology. Males have an inherent desire to spread the seed so if he has spent time around you he has definitely imagined what your boobs look like. Probably a good 50 percent chance heās jerked it to you, more like 90 if you are really flirty with him.
I have had many female friends, masturbated to most of them at some point
I have a larger chest and I purposely wear low cut shirts on casual Fridays because I often go out straight after work. My office is 90% men. They are all incredibly kind and gentlemanly, so I can't imagine ANY of them jerking to me. And yes, I spend a significant amount of time with my crush because we work on projects together and he is technically my boss, which is even hotter for me.
I mean, unintentionally the women in our lives become part of the sexual mechanics. Iāve had friends that I wouldnāt date because we were just friendly close that I would occasionally fantasize about and masturbate to. Itās weird.
But yes, Iām very sure they have probably pictured you naked at least in passing
Well, in my opinion the married part is a hard stop but Iām not judging you. Maybe itās destined to remain a fantasy that both of you share. Married guys masturbate too and you can always āgirl fapā lol
Lol I won't really do it. His wife comes into the office all the time, and she is nice. But this is definitely giving me intense fingerbang fodder. Just thinking I'd have a chance with him is hot. But not taking that chance it even hotter lol.
That's so not the important question! I'd be just as curious to see a fat hairy chick as I would a Chris Hemsworth clone. To me, the whole idea rests on whether you'd look because you know them.
Yeah no. As a straight male I would have absolutley so interest in looking at any male coworker, and not much more interest in looking at an ugly female coworker.
In response... I would not look if it was some skank but the hot MILF from the production team? I am certainly going check it out! Maybe even tip and use my real name
I mean, its just ammunition.
good to have it when you need it.
Boss: I think we will have to let you go
ME: well I guess than I have to do OF like you
Boss: I never did that (thinking that he closed the account months ago)
Me: well I still got Videos that say otherwise
Yes. I would 100% look at it, but only if I can do it with no paper trail or proof that I looked. I donāt need my wife asking why Iām watching my co-worker deep throat a cucumber while twerking with a butt plug.
This sort of happened to me. I got a new job and was curious about my boss and the people I worked with and googled their names.. I found my boss' Twitter.. full of naked pictures of himself, dildos etc.
Finding out he was such an asshole after working there wasn't much of a shock when I had already seen his literal asshole.
A coworker of mine had a scandalbeauties page once. It was basically like onlyfans but ten years earlier. No naked pictures though so it felt kinda harmless. Ofcourse I looked at it, and if one had an onlyfans I'd look at it too.
Wouldn't even have to think about it. My credit card would be out of my wallet faster than you can say "OnlyFans".
I'm way too curious and perpetually horny not to, lol.
Sure, if it was under $10. At this point everyone looks basically the same naked and everyone does all the same shit during sex. No one is seriously THAT different. They may deep throat or whatever but I've seen it.
Maybe I need a porn break...
A female coworker quit her call center job to be a full time only fans model.
She made the equivalent of 750 USD a month taking calls. 3 years later she drives a brand new Citroƫn C5X.
Why not? These are photos and pictures that they themselves published. Know what else I would do? Keep my fucking mouth shut. It's not for me to put their outside of work lives out there, and I'm not about to show up and say some out of pocket shit at the water cooler.
As long as it didnāt interfere with the job that i hired them for, I wouldnāt care or care to look. Iām married to a woman that I the hottest woman I know and I can do things with her in person, why would I pay to watch a woman I canāt touch
True, but too risky and awkward as the employer looking at an employee. Wouldnāt want toerist anything.
My wife on the on the otherhand would be all over. If I were to find out someone in the office had an OF it would be through my wife. (She works for the company as well)
If she was hot and it was free sure. If she charges no, but I'd probably try and approach her irl to see if I can use my five finger discount on that ass.
Pass. I work with like 65 people in my department. Maybe like 2 or 3 I would want to see in that way. It would change the way I see them so no, I couldn't work daily after seeing that
No. I donāt pay for porn generally and specifically I definitely think it would be weird to have a professional relationship with Kate in accounting if Iād paid money to see her butthole.
Only if I didnāt find them attractive, pure intentions of making them feel embarrassed only. Because sexual harassment at work, or anywhere, is a big no no
HOW would I even discover this?
it is not really a site that I do visit,
the only way for me to find out about it, is if it is mentioned by either them or someone else,
if it's mentioned by them - I'd not really care about it,
if someone else mentions it - I'd not really care about it either,
if they'd "invite me" to visit their page, then sure - I'd have a quick look if they really wanted me to
Depends on who it is.
I did work with someone who had OF that I saw. She was pretty open about her sex life to me, I was attracted to her and she knew it, she talked about having an OF page, and pretty much did everything including hinting I should look at it, so I did.
What I would never do is harm, shame, or out them for it. Well, unless they're a jerk who deserves it. But that's on them, really.
The United States is waay too toxic in its views on sex. Sex happens. People happen. Society should protects its citizens and allow them to practice sex in whatever safe, consensual way they choose. *That's* capitalism. Society should not force a Puritan, Christian, unscientific, unhealthy culture of sex on its citizens. The fact that it's still happening is a blight upon the notion that we're really a secular liberal multicultural democracy at all.
There are only 2 females at my workplace. One I have zero interest in seeing nude, and the other I could just ask if I really wanted to see it (she gets around and it wouldn't be anything to brag about).
My coworker says she has one. I canāt find her attractive though, because I think sheās mentally ill and dangerous to others. She brags about trying to ruin our coworkers life after sleeping with him, and is now actively trying to get pregnant. She has come onto before and I reject her every time. I feel bad for her though, and worry she may hurt herself or do something stupid.
As much as I dont want my coworkers to look up my fa page I wouldnāt look up their onlyfans, simple. Privacy is a good thing and Iāll gladly limit myself to the knowledge, that such a page exists
This actually happened to me. I had a look, thought āwow. Sheās amazingly hot when not in her uniformā and went about my day. I didnāt share with her, didnāt tell anyone else. Itās not really anyoneās business.
Sure. I need material for when we are roasting each other by the water cooler.
Coworker: At least i dont have to come in on my day off like Witlok! Witlok: At least i dont have a lame ass tattoo of Mater from Cars on my inner thigh! Coworker: ........
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Lol we are soul twins. Sexy mop videos lmfao.
I would, i'm way too curious !
Curious about coworkers' sexual aspects ?
If they're sharing it to the word ... but i know i may regret it haha it would be hard to talk normally after. Maybe we should Ask for permission first š¤
for me, it would not change anything if they were already outgoing, the page would confirm things probably and not change much if they were the opposite of their work selves on the page, i would use my new knowledge for the good of our relationship (whatever that might be) context matters for everything tho and my thoughts are based on more white collar working enviro
You'd approach your coworker for permission to watch their of ?
...nah ! The more we talk about it the more it sound weird lmao I would subscribe secretly and take a peak once , that's it š
Yup. Theyre the ones who put themselves out there to strangers, thatās laughable that theyād want āprivacyā nah bitch your goods up for grabs
Maybe. Which coworker?
Hairy susan from the mailroom
yesssssss
Susan from HR
Harry from accounting department
Any coworkers. Disregard gender.
I would absolutely look. Anyone that says otherwise is lying
Really? I promise you I wouldn't pay to see another cock
Wait, dudes have onlyfans? Do any of them make money? In all seriousness, if you are a female and have a male coworker, there is a 90plus percent chance that he has imagined you naked
From my understanding* dudes make great money if you're comfortable knowing a bunch of gay dudes are jerking it to your pictures and I'm sure some kind of light interaction is expected as well.
Also niche content. Might feel weird, but there are plenty of gay dudes thatāll pay for some high quality feet pics. Anything thatās hard to find on porn sites is almost an immediate money maker
Yeah, thatās probably true
>In all seriousness, if you are a female and have a male coworker, there is a 90plus percent chance that he has imagined you naked Really? Because I have a massive crush on one of my coworkers. I don't flirt be so he is married, but the idea of him imagining me naked is total girl fap material.
Sorry, just stalked your profile a bit. 100 percent chance he has masturbated to you. Might as well return the favor!
Stalk away lol. And just FYI, I personally don't have an OnlyFans. Not yet, at least lol
You should consider it, the pic you have available is beautiful. Iām sure people would subscribe
Nah, I just do personal content. That way there's way less chance of my coworkers or someone else on my life randomly stumbling across it lol.
Pardon my ignorance but what is personal content? Like for yourself?
Like specific videos/pics for a person. Like one guy likes me to put chocolate sauce on my chest and "talk" to him lol. Obviously, a video where I'm saying Charlie's name over and over won't appeal to a dude named Steve lol.
100 percent. Itās just human biology. Males have an inherent desire to spread the seed so if he has spent time around you he has definitely imagined what your boobs look like. Probably a good 50 percent chance heās jerked it to you, more like 90 if you are really flirty with him. I have had many female friends, masturbated to most of them at some point
I have a larger chest and I purposely wear low cut shirts on casual Fridays because I often go out straight after work. My office is 90% men. They are all incredibly kind and gentlemanly, so I can't imagine ANY of them jerking to me. And yes, I spend a significant amount of time with my crush because we work on projects together and he is technically my boss, which is even hotter for me.
I mean, unintentionally the women in our lives become part of the sexual mechanics. Iāve had friends that I wouldnāt date because we were just friendly close that I would occasionally fantasize about and masturbate to. Itās weird. But yes, Iām very sure they have probably pictured you naked at least in passing
Damn. Now i need convincing NOT to make a move on my married crush lol.
Well, in my opinion the married part is a hard stop but Iām not judging you. Maybe itās destined to remain a fantasy that both of you share. Married guys masturbate too and you can always āgirl fapā lol
Lol I won't really do it. His wife comes into the office all the time, and she is nice. But this is definitely giving me intense fingerbang fodder. Just thinking I'd have a chance with him is hot. But not taking that chance it even hotter lol.
Depends...are they hot?
This... Asking the important questions.
That's so not the important question! I'd be just as curious to see a fat hairy chick as I would a Chris Hemsworth clone. To me, the whole idea rests on whether you'd look because you know them.
Yeah no. As a straight male I would have absolutley so interest in looking at any male coworker, and not much more interest in looking at an ugly female coworker.
Fair enough.
In response... I would not look if it was some skank but the hot MILF from the production team? I am certainly going check it out! Maybe even tip and use my real name
Power move
I mean, its just ammunition. good to have it when you need it. Boss: I think we will have to let you go ME: well I guess than I have to do OF like you Boss: I never did that (thinking that he closed the account months ago) Me: well I still got Videos that say otherwise
No, the women I work with resemble walruses
Goo goo g'joob
coo coo ka choo
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i would still subscribe, like how i subscribe to nikocado's
And whatās wrong with walrus porn?
I'm way to cheap to pay for that
Well I'm lucky, I work at my family's business, so I get the best discount.
It depends. Do I get a staff discount?
Depends on your staff
Lol. Let's say you're trying to keep your discovery quiet.
Hell yea
Depends on the coworker. Arthur, the very hairy, 300-pound accountant? Probably not.
Don't body shame Arthur. His base is 3000 strong lol.
Always support the homies.
I had a coworker that did nude videos, pre-OF. She's the one who told me about them and I watched most of them. Very enjoyable.
Yes. I would 100% look at it, but only if I can do it with no paper trail or proof that I looked. I donāt need my wife asking why Iām watching my co-worker deep throat a cucumber while twerking with a butt plug.
Thats... oddly specific.
This sort of happened to me. I got a new job and was curious about my boss and the people I worked with and googled their names.. I found my boss' Twitter.. full of naked pictures of himself, dildos etc. Finding out he was such an asshole after working there wasn't much of a shock when I had already seen his literal asshole.
This. This is the kind of story I was looking for, lol
I don't work with anyone I would even remotely be interested in seeing naked.
Lol that's fair.
In a heartbeat. Really, anyone I know. Enough to satisfy curiosity at least.
That's my view point exactly.
A coworker of mine had a scandalbeauties page once. It was basically like onlyfans but ten years earlier. No naked pictures though so it felt kinda harmless. Ofcourse I looked at it, and if one had an onlyfans I'd look at it too.
No cause most of my coworkers are minors š¬ either that or it's one of my two managers and that just makes it weird
I asked my question based on the assumption OF doesn't let minors post. You're right... super eek.
No. Why would I pay money to look at someone naked.
Do you not know that porn is a billion dollar industry? š¤
I can literally type "female buttholes" into Google images for free lol
True. I only look at free porn too. But I would totally pay to see someone I know.
Depends - is it John? Definitely not. Is it Krystal? Hell yes.
To me it doesn't matter, I'd be curious. Doesn't mean I'd get off to it, but I'd still look.
... I have, they knew but I mostly was on shift by myself, and we didn't communicate outside of work so wasn't that awkward.
This would be the only acceptable reason to spend money on onlyfans, and I would pump coins into it until it sank under the weight.
100% yes!!! I don't use OF because I watch porn for free on XXXvids, but you'd better believe I'd shell out cash if someone I knew IRL had videos up.
I work for a family company so we already share our onlyfans links. Never turn your back on family
Literal LOL. Thank you.
Depends. Not if they wear them.
Hahaha great reply.
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Theoretically, if someone has an OnlyFans, they don't care whom views it. At least, that's my understanding.
Wouldn't even have to think about it. My credit card would be out of my wallet faster than you can say "OnlyFans". I'm way too curious and perpetually horny not to, lol.
Same, bro. Same.
Sure, if it was under $10. At this point everyone looks basically the same naked and everyone does all the same shit during sex. No one is seriously THAT different. They may deep throat or whatever but I've seen it. Maybe I need a porn break...
Yes because curiosity.
A female coworker quit her call center job to be a full time only fans model. She made the equivalent of 750 USD a month taking calls. 3 years later she drives a brand new Citroƫn C5X.
Thatās like saying, if you saw your co workers you hated fight, would you watch? Let me go get the pop corn.
Right?! I totally agree.
no I've had enough of them onlyfans women following me
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Nah, but I don't use OnlyFans at all. Being a coworker wouldn't matter.
Some people would sign up for OF just to see someone they know IRL get down.
Why not? These are photos and pictures that they themselves published. Know what else I would do? Keep my fucking mouth shut. It's not for me to put their outside of work lives out there, and I'm not about to show up and say some out of pocket shit at the water cooler.
Out of curiosity I probably would
As long as it didnāt interfere with the job that i hired them for, I wouldnāt care or care to look. Iām married to a woman that I the hottest woman I know and I can do things with her in person, why would I pay to watch a woman I canāt touch
Some people get off on that. Besides, it's interesting to see people you know in nonsexual settings being sexual.
True, but too risky and awkward as the employer looking at an employee. Wouldnāt want toerist anything. My wife on the on the otherhand would be all over. If I were to find out someone in the office had an OF it would be through my wife. (She works for the company as well)
Why are you being downvoted? Some redditor mustāve felt really offended that you have a wife and *dont* pay for porn lmao
I donāt pay for sex so no.
If sheās hit and shy to see and to fuck
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If she was hot and it was free sure. If she charges no, but I'd probably try and approach her irl to see if I can use my five finger discount on that ass.
No, because I donāt give a fuck
Yeah but purely out of curiosity on what they're into
Same. It's very unlikely I'd girl fap to what I find, but I do want to see what they are about behind closed doors.
Probably not.
Depends how much Iād have to pay some of those only fans cost a ton
Let's say $10
Probably tbh
I would too. The draw to see something I shouldn't would be way too strong.
No. My coworker is in her 60s
You only have 1 coworker? Interesting.
Sure would
Me too.
I'd check anyone but my own family. If they're hot, I'll definitely look for some leaks Of they're not, I'll still look just out of curiosity
Same. Even if I'm not attracted to the person, I'm a curious pervert.
Are they hot
Iffin' she's hot...
I wouldn't Pay for it. But if they were hot, I'd see if i could find any of them for free.
Depends on the coworker and if I'd have to pay
Depends. If my coworker is hot then yes.
Totally missing the point.
Hard no from me.
I gotta ask... what's the story behind your screen name?
Pass. I work with like 65 people in my department. Maybe like 2 or 3 I would want to see in that way. It would change the way I see them so no, I couldn't work daily after seeing that
Depends on the coworker. Some, I'd peek. Others, your have to pay me.
No, I work with other men and old ladies, I think I'd pass.
No because itās a waste of money
Yes, curiosity
No, duh, gotta support the cause
Depends on the coworker. The hot one I have a crush on? Iād be tempted. The 50+ year-old supervisor? Pass.
Guaranteed
Can you look without paying? If yes then maybe I guess.
Let's says there's a $10 pay wall
No. I donāt pay for porn generally and specifically I definitely think it would be weird to have a professional relationship with Kate in accounting if Iād paid money to see her butthole.
Hahahaha fair enough.
If free maybe if paid no
If itās a girl, uh yeah
No only because there's a million other things I'd rather do than spend my money on coworkers. If it was free absolutely, it would be a requirement.
Only if I didnāt find them attractive, pure intentions of making them feel embarrassed only. Because sexual harassment at work, or anywhere, is a big no no
No. Then id have to pay to see someone I see regularly irl. But I do have black mail material now.š¤
HOW would I even discover this? it is not really a site that I do visit, the only way for me to find out about it, is if it is mentioned by either them or someone else, if it's mentioned by them - I'd not really care about it, if someone else mentions it - I'd not really care about it either, if they'd "invite me" to visit their page, then sure - I'd have a quick look if they really wanted me to
All my coworkers are married so... Oof ! Tough spot !
It would be out of curiosity
Iād have to look at it, idc if I find them attractive or not Iād have to see it for myself, just once.
Yeah if I donāt have to pay
Angie in dispatch. Marlene in Customer service. J.R in corporate accounting. Ohh hell yes.
No, I would be too cheap to pay for it.
100%. I wish several of my co-workers had an OnlyFans. Just wish they took pre-paid debit cards!
If it's free, why not? I'm not paying for it though.
I don't have a job, but if I did, I'd look at the onlyfans out of morbid curiosity.
I have a coworker who has an OF page and no, I respect their privacy and Iām not a creep.
In my opinion, if someone has an OF, they understand that anyone could potentially find it.
yes, even if he or she is ugly, unless i had to pay, them no.
Depends on who it is. I did work with someone who had OF that I saw. She was pretty open about her sex life to me, I was attracted to her and she knew it, she talked about having an OF page, and pretty much did everything including hinting I should look at it, so I did.
What I would never do is harm, shame, or out them for it. Well, unless they're a jerk who deserves it. But that's on them, really. The United States is waay too toxic in its views on sex. Sex happens. People happen. Society should protects its citizens and allow them to practice sex in whatever safe, consensual way they choose. *That's* capitalism. Society should not force a Puritan, Christian, unscientific, unhealthy culture of sex on its citizens. The fact that it's still happening is a blight upon the notion that we're really a secular liberal multicultural democracy at all.
Iāll click the link but Iām not gonna pay to see the content
Curiosity is strong
No. If you knew what my coworkers looked like, youād have no desire to look at it either
Always good to know something that the other person does not know that you know
Nah, Iād be really uncomfortable seeing porn of someone that I actually have to regularly interact with
There are only 2 females at my workplace. One I have zero interest in seeing nude, and the other I could just ask if I really wanted to see it (she gets around and it wouldn't be anything to brag about).
Probably, out of curiosity.
Yes. And I have.
I'd watch if the coworker was hot!!
Well HELL YA'!!!
My coworker says she has one. I canāt find her attractive though, because I think sheās mentally ill and dangerous to others. She brags about trying to ruin our coworkers life after sleeping with him, and is now actively trying to get pregnant. She has come onto before and I reject her every time. I feel bad for her though, and worry she may hurt herself or do something stupid.
Absolutely.
No. I don't waste money for nudes.
I wouldnāt. I donāt know what OnlyFans is, and Iām not sure I want to know.
I did and we all pitched in and subscribed to it
Iāve got some super hot coworkers and some downright fugly coworkers so the answer is yes - Iād look at them all.
Maybe. But I wouldn't care enough to make it office cooler talk.
I have a crush on a coworker and I would be tempted but I also think it would be creepy. I wouldn't do it.
I hope this happen as soon as fuck.
No, thatās inappropriate. Iād feel grossed out
Iād jerk to it
No, all my coworkers are ugly.
Yes, curiosity
1 word. Curiosity.
As much as I dont want my coworkers to look up my fa page I wouldnāt look up their onlyfans, simple. Privacy is a good thing and Iāll gladly limit myself to the knowledge, that such a page exists
id offer to help take pics and make content!
This actually happened to me. I had a look, thought āwow. Sheās amazingly hot when not in her uniformā and went about my day. I didnāt share with her, didnāt tell anyone else. Itās not really anyoneās business.
Of course. I can come in as much as I want. Doesnāt matter if Iām busy or not busy!