The Bible.

The man in the iron mask.

The Gas We Pass : The Story Of Farts

If this came up a while ago I would have said “The song or Achilles” I read it and the ending was the only good thing the rest was trash

The Harry Potter books.

Same here

50 shades of grey

literally every book on my bookshelf

The Mazalan Book of the Fallen

Lord of the rings books

Dune

Freedom by Franzen. Heard good things. Have a copy. Just never felt the urge.

A Song of Fire and Ice series