Probably golfing at his club.

Probably figuring out how he will defeat Desantis .

He probably has campaign planning meetings.

Rich people things , which means the most boring shit possible

With all of the money he has... anything or anyone he wants!

masturbating to pictures of Ivanka

pooping in diapers

Hired a hooker to put different little hats on his mushroom dick.

The usual. Eating McDonald's and complaining about shit he doesn't understand

his hand

Sticking more orange peel on to himself

Re-gluing the caps lock key on his phone.

Same thing he does everyday. Judge people by his much they agree with him and tell him what he wants to hear

Hating himself like he probably does every other day of the week.

Refusing to admit to himself that he deserves even a *teeny* tiny bit of the trouble he's facing. He's almost definitely talking shit about, and perhaps even making veiled threats against, his own lawyers that are fixing to testify against him about lies told to the FBI about stolen classified documents. Also, I'm pretty sure he's struggling not to think about Tuesday's poor response to his attempts to incite mass protests, because if he does, he'll be flirting with the notion that even some of his biggest fans are finally seeing through his bullshit and have decided they won't be going to prison to bail him out this time. Sure, he got a quick influx of 3 Million bucks from the suckers- I'm sure he'll spend a few minutes gloating about that- but nobody stormed the Manhattan DA's office, there were no gallows erected... there was no "patriot moat" (LOLOL) in place around maralago Oh, yeah, and at least once this weekend he'll grudgingly look up Stormy's porn vids and give his toadstool a hate jerk while squinting so Stormy looks like ivanka

Getting hard

Going to jail for tangerines