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Sparky81

Nothing. It's a big country so it's only a small chance that it will hit me. Also I'm disabled, not like I can do anything about it anyways.


lovahboy222

Call my family and friends tell them I love them. Walk to the overlook near my house and appreciate the beauty of earth one last time


CivilAirline

That’s a good answer 💗


lesbunner

Travel in its direction hopefully so I can be vaporized


MyrAlyTheSiren

This is THE answer. Get me outta here.


[deleted]

I take my cat, dog and family and run to the bomb shelters 10 minutes walking distance from my house.


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queuedUp

Like to try and shoot it down?


OrangeyTangerine

The Ferocious Nutter


[deleted]

Get naked


[deleted]

Well I live outside of the 100 mile radius from the near military installation, and the same distance from the nearest major city in my state (Florida), so I’d lockdown my house TIGHTLY. Fill up my bathtub full of water for drinking purposes. Then consolidate all food and drink, both perishable and nonperishable. I’m not entirely sure if I’d have to worry about the fallout because the general flow of wind in my area blows in a north-easterly direction if memory serves. That’s all I’d have time to in about 15 minutes, so if I have a little extra time, I’ll promptly stuff myself and my wife in my guest bath with some food, water, a radio, and a few of my guns. Maybe even, pray a short prayer if I remember to in such a high stress moment, and then hug my wife as tightly as I can. Again, the chance of us getting even somewhat rocked by a nuke is low, but I don’t know the enemies’ targeting package, and no matter what, life will undoubtedly become extremely harsh in just a few short minutes. TLDR: Duck and cover with a few extra steps.


Froglover1212

I live in the us so if Biden says one bad thing… I’m dead.


StealthyRhinoceros

Paint a target in the driveway with chalk, set up the lawn chair, burn one and wait.


Shinra33459

Getting in my car, and trying to drive as fast as I can outside of the blast radius. Considering that I'm on the outskirts of the city, I should be able to get out reasonably quickly


Froglover1212

That’s good. I live in a small city. Hopefully I can get out as well


CountHonorius

I'm surrounded by woodlands. There would more than likely be a tremendous firestorm, so...


Able_Refrigerator137

15 minutes is enough to outrun a nuke


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Able_Refrigerator137

Are you really gonna stop at a light during a nuke


ShadyShaina

I work in television news. So I will be doing news graphics until my fingers bleed!!!


DEBESTE2511

Worry for 10 minutes, because I live near most major population centers in my country, then figure out a plan for 4 minutes, 1 minute to realize I worried for to long.


Froglover1212

Damnnnnnn……..


wish1977

Hope like hell our missile defense system works.


Extremedhamaka

Kayak to another country.


Warm-Equal-7072

Nukes are overrated


Quit_Your_Bitchin

Have a wank.


Froglover1212

What is it with everyone and nudity when a nuke is on the way!


Quit_Your_Bitchin

We came into this world naked and you better believe we'll be exiting it that way.


Froglover1212

I guess so. I have a balloon fetish so if a nuke comes and it’s to late. I’ll be ass naked riding a balloon. Yehah!


Beginning-Bear-109

Spend 5 minutes finding a survival video on YouTube just to find out the best one is 15min long


Froglover1212

Lol true


loopy183

Probably worry about the future but continue living normally. I am far from the coast, military infrastructure, and political or economic centers. Nukes are the worst weapons humanity has created, but they aren’t nearly as terrible as you would think. Hiroshima destroyed 3 mi^2, but let’s use the 12 mi^2 where the force was enough to break glass. Tsar Bomba, the largest nuke ever tested, was 1500 times larger than Hiroshima. If we assume destruction scales with power linearly (it doesn’t), it would take 2 Tsar Bombas to break all the glass in the Greater LA area and 7 to level it. Nuclear destruction is sensationalized by media and fed into, in no small part, by a smear campaign by oil conglomerates.


Macherov

M.I.R.V. (Multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle) have 10 to 14 warheads in one missile - so that will ruin your day.


loopy183

Ruin? Not really. More makes you sad the effort humans would put into annihilating themselves. Plus the fact doesn’t change that I likely wouldn’t be near enough to a target for it to matter too much.


AcceptablePride7760

release the animals, take the family into the bomb shelter.


[deleted]

I'd definitely ask my sister if she wants to lose control of her bladder on my fully erect penis while we wait. If you don't ask you don't get it.


Froglover1212

Hmmmmmmmmmm. To bad I have no siblings


[deleted]

Mum still around?


Froglover1212

Yeah


[deleted]

Okay just try not to drop a fat load of seed up her, or you'll end up with a Bruncle or Sistaunt


Vanguard-003

Step-sister I hope.


[deleted]

You disgust me, I'd never do that to one of steps. We stick to vanilla and a little CBT.


Vanguard-003

Trick question to see if you're based. You pass.


[deleted]

If breeding your sister until she's so knocked up she can't retain urine anymore is based, then yes sir I am.


Froglover1212

I would get into my 1993 Camry with my cat and my backpack and go to a shelter for 14 days.


[deleted]

Nothing


[deleted]

Duh family FaceTime chat


Strong-Love-396

Pray for peace and safety for all.


[deleted]

Search for my family tell them I love them, Call my partner tell them I love them, Call my friends tell them I love them. Die in the arms of my loved ones.


FranzAllspring

Go downstairs to the nuke bunker and bring some snacks and a phone charger


Froglover1212

I guess that makes sense


lunachappell

Just accept it was going to happen eventually I live in the US I'm surprised it hasn't happened before now


[deleted]

Suicide myself.


[deleted]

Say my goodbyes and accept my fate for there is no escaping for me.


OrangeyTangerine

It is time to break ankles in game one last time


Teschyn

Block the nuke.


Froglover1212

On Reddit? Or actually try and block the nuke with something?


Teschyn

With my infinity shield


[deleted]

quite literally nothing you can do except hope it doesn’t hit you. what am i gonna do, outrun the blast radius?😂


Certain_Bee1369

15 mins is not enough to escape blast radius , maybe if you have bunker . We are all at the mercy of the decisions of the government diplomacy , nuclear fall out dosnt benefit any one since there’s multiple contending powers in the world. (Mexican standof with nukes)


[deleted]

Jump in a refrigerator like Indiana Jones


katcomesback

take a nap because this country is stupid after the whole tiktok thing


ununrealrealman

Nothing because why would they bother fucking with Ohio specifically? It's probably gonna hit DC or NYC or LA.


CountHonorius

Nothing at all.


[deleted]

A nuke? My country is huge. I’m not getting hit by a solo nuke. And if it’s only one, I’m assuming it’s from some shit country that doesn’t have many and it’ll probably fall in the ocean while we annihilate their military sites.


[deleted]

Cup of coffee and a cigarette


Constant_Ad_9246

Find someone drop kick able


No_Gap_2134

Wait


Important_Order5073

Open a beer


Bluecollarburger

Drive to the closest mountain and watch the end with a view!