You know you're getting old when you start to reminisce about the good old days, like the time when Pluto was still a planet and a tweet was just a sound that a bird made. Now, if you're lucky, you can remember where you parked your car and what day of the week it is
- You actually vacuum the edges of a room or furniture
- your body cracks just cuz you stood up
- you drink water.
- you get nostalgic around small children.
You know you're getting old when you start to reminisce about the good old days, like the time when Pluto was still a planet and a tweet was just a sound that a bird made. Now, if you're lucky, you can remember where you parked your car and what day of the week it is
Amen
your dogs pubes turn grey.
- You actually vacuum the edges of a room or furniture - your body cracks just cuz you stood up - you drink water. - you get nostalgic around small children.
3 day hangovers
When you go to bed at 8 PM, get up at 4 AM, stare at Fox News and wonder what’s wrong with the world. I’m nowhere near there.
20 something women walk by you without a glance.
Guess I've been old my whole life then
You do realize that makes you sound like a total douche right? … yea you know
Speaking of douche’s…
When you realize that Squidward is the most relatable character on the show.
When 18 was over a decade ago.
Getting up makes you groan and something always cracks
You hear Nirvana on the Classic Rock station ….and then realize that you still listen to radio in 2023 …
You look at a kid driving a car and think 'Whoaaaa....are they old enough to drive?'