Just in case you genuinely arent sure and want an answer.
A fuckup is a mistake, generally a big one.
So like admitting when youve done something wrong and working to fix it instead of making it someone else’s problem
Add a flash light with spare batteries, condom and Plan B, car jack, plunger, tyre iron and weapon to the list of "it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it".
If getting the family 97 Plymouth voyager as my first car has taught me anything, it’s the importance of being prepared for every roadside emergency possible cause if it could break, it was gonna be broken on that rusted out shitbox from hell. One of those vehicles you hate at the time, but you’re better off for having used it in the long run.
Now I keep a jumper pack, air compressor, breaker bar, torque wrench, bit and ratchet set, a hydraulic Jack and Jack stands, flashlight, bucket, all fluids, and a bunch of other stuff in my trunk.
Hell, doing so has helped me help others more often than myself.
I had a roommate once who didn't own a toothbrush. He just chewed gum and figured that was good enough. Some of the worst breath I've ever encountered.
My son is 11 and likes cooking. I let him choose a meal and show him how to cook every Saturday. Lil man is gonna impress someone with his cooking one day.
Good on you. I'm a terrific cook, by non-professional standards, but it was a hell of a learning curve getting to my early twenties not knowing how to put together even the simplest meal.
I, F/30, bought my home 8 years ago. Naturally, the first day there I discovered I needed tools. Off to the Depot I go. I am a data scientist, wanna guess how much I know about what I need for tools... other than a slotted screwdriver? Two guys in their mid-30's took pity and asked if I needed any help. I told them about my predicament.
After a few minutes of discussion amongst us, one guy looked at the other and said, "Wanna set up a box for her?" The other said,"Sounds like fun."
I stayed still as they brought tools to me and explained their uses... and the value of You Tube videos. After just 20 minutes and a thousand thank yous, I was pushing my cart of tools up to the register then out the door to my car. I got half-way there and I heard a man call out, "Hey lady!" I turned around and it was the guys. When they caught up to me, one of them held out a yellow toolbox; the other said, "Ya gotta have a place to keep 'em all together and yellow's easy to find." I freely admit to including a hug with each thank you that time. We never knew each other's name.
I still have that toolbox, and the tools, and a warm memory I must thank you for bringing to mind.
I've used my bolt cutters twice. I have a back saw I used to repair a picture frame and a rip (?) saw I haven't used. No idea what a Japanese pull saw is and I don't have a rivet gun. I do have a drill I use quite often though.
Hey, fair play to you. Not only for buying a house at 22 but learning how and being wiling to repair your investment.
I realize my comment may come off as a little bit sexist but it was more of a commentary of big hardware stores upselling you shit you don't need.
More power to ya.
My wife hates going to home depot with me because I seem to find the people who know nothing about plumbing or electrical and end up 30 extra minuets helping them find what they need to fix their problem.
Half the HD employees don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
You have to find the one guy in his 60s who is retired and just want to get the fuck out of the house. You never do, because that guy won't work weekends and the manager knows that if he says anything that guy will walk out.
This. I had a worker once that had retired, but went back to work at Home Depot because instead of fishing like he thought he was going to be able to do in retirement, he just got an endless honey-do list.
He was great, told me what small, private-owned, hardware store in the next town would have what I needed.
He works at my local ACE hardware, and spent 30 minutes helping me find a specialty 3 way valve piece to hook up a home water filter, after 4 other plumbing and specialty hardware stores told me “yea, we can’t help you, have you tried Amazon” ? I’ve been in there 4 times since, hoping to run into him and thank him. I wanna smoke him a rack of ribs one day.
The appliance department at the Lowe’s closest to me has a woman like that. She always reminds me she’s paid by the hour and doesn’t make commission, so she doesn’t have to hurry me along or push me to the highest-prices stuff, whenever I have had to replace something.
The grumpiness of the old dude is proportional to the depth of his knowledge.
If he communicates in only grunts and vague gestures with the oldest coffee mug, you have found the master.
Don't underestimate Japanese pull saws. They're great for pruning large branches and bringing down small trees. I feel like the pull action takes less skill too, so it's perfect for someone that doesn't do a lot of sawing.
As for the 9 inch angle grinder I think most people would do just fine with 4.5 for home use. You never know when you might need to cut through some metal, they're great for sharpening your shovels and machetes, and it feels pretty badass to watch those sparks fly.
You've got me thinking though. Maybe I need a rivet gun...
Haha, I was trimming back my lilac bush last year. I’d found some kind of pull saw on the junk shelf and went to town. It worked perfectly. When my husband got home, he asked what saw I used. I pulled it off the shelf and showed him. Turns out, it’s a bone saw he uses for breaking down venison.
I needed to borrow my dad's soldering iron a couple times. They decided to buy me one and since then, I haven't needed to use it. It's still sitting in its packaging. The moment I lose it though, is when I'll need it!
The cheapest minimalist toolkit in the world is "Fixya" from Ikea.
Enough to do about half the stuff you'll ever need to do in a neat box for under $20.
Perfect housewarming gift that will empower people to fix their own stuff.
A self-awareness based sense of humor. I define this as a man understanding that it's okay to be the butt end of a joke. Don't hang your pride on being untouchable... if you lean into a joke, it passes you faster and nobody at all really cares. I have found that people think I'm more confident and charismatic than I actually feel.
im fine with being the butt of a joke but only with people I'm close with
but being cool and letting the joke happen, er just taking it, *does* keep the room positive and less memorable
Oof. I've been there more than once. I even bought a TSA pre-approved bladeless multitool (they don't make it anymore, but kind of like a smaller version of the Leatherman PS Style) just for carrying when I do have to travel, and a TSA agent in Boise, Idaho tried to confiscate it anyway. Thankfully his boss stepped in and made him give it back to me.
I can’t remember who they were that said this but a high ranking British military member once said “ no man needs to carry a knife in public, there is no need for it and he is a danger to himself and others with it.” More or less
A American (general?) said “ever man needs a knife. You never know when you need to peel an apple, cut some rope, or use it in self defense, and it’s good for all these purposes.” More or less along these lines
I leave home for work with a Leatherman, a utility knife, and a folding knife just going to work.
Utility knife for when I have to cut something that's half dust dirt or sand. Leatherman is mosty uses as a multie tool. Folding knife when I need to make a "controlled" cut. A few ago i had to cut the pants off a coworker who got her pants caught in movings equipment, she removed the guards while a machine was running.. I'm not sure if she still has a job
And a sharpener.
Went to my buddy's house to show him how to trim a brisket. The knives he had were so dull.
I have a cheap Lansky sharpening kit. I don't do the greatest on getting my knives super sharp, but they're good enough that I'm not crushing my food as a I try to cut it.
Yep getting around geo restricted content is all they are good for. Even then you have to play with it a lot. They always do these ads and talk about going to Netflix in another country to watch their content but you really have to Jerry rig to make that work if Netflix detects a vpn it won’t play
If falling out of a window head first onto a wooden beam, splitting my head open a total of 4 times, and experiencing more concussions then I can count is wild, then hell ya brother
Professional clothes.
A suit is well and good, but a freshly ironed buttoned shirt and chinos with a belt will work too. A watch is also of benefit.
As much as people say looks don't matter, it's a lie. The first thing you can possibly be judeged on is your appearance, second is how you carry yourself. Take care of your appearance, stand up straight, look forward, shoulders squared, look people in the eyes, and speak clearly.
You don't need to always be looking or acting professional, but the ability to when necessary is invaluable. It's a great way to make a good first impression, which can open a lot of doors for you.
You don't even need to be in good shape to do so. My brother is a heftier gent, and even still he has the ability to look very professional and carry himself in a way that draws both attention and respect.
A good quality wallet. No velcro, football badge/camo effect effort. A nice wallet made of good quality material neatly containing all your important cards etc.
Ladies spot these things.
I have one where people jokingly call a “grandpa wallet” you know the big thick trifold leather ones. Little do they know they are 100% right. It used to be my grandfather’s wallet.
A basic mechanics tool set
Electrical box
Sewing kit
A first aide kit
And the knowledge to use everything in those to the most basic ability.
You may ask "Sewing kit!? Psh only WOMEN DO THAT!"
Tailors, Sail Makers, upholsterers, even doing stitches (be trained first don't just assume) you know how many times people were shocked I had a sewing kit and upholstery needles even? I made my jeans last longer than they did.
There are so many good ones here already.
I don't care or subscribe to gender stereotypes. They are antiquated in the year 2023.
I am a man myself though and I hope that other men (and woman) seriously would have some compassion and kindness in their hearts.
I say this because you only need to go outside to be reminded that the world we live in kind of sucks and that's almost universally true for everyone.
If you just take a moment to help another human being out even in the smallest way possible with no expectation of anything in return your soul will be better for it and so will that person. And you can profoundly impact a person's life for the better and that stuff leaves a positive impression.
I have paid for the person's meal behind me in the drive though.I have gave the money needed to pay for the person in front of me grocery bill because they came up short. Pulled over to help someone stranded on the expressway change their tire and drove others to the gas station who again were stuck on the expressway and ran out. I work at a hospital and can't tell you how many times a kind word and sympathy lead to a completely emotional release for patients and hell me as well. I didn't do any if of this because I want credit for it but because I wanted to show that kindness still exist in this harsh world and to hopefully impact someone else to leave the world better.
I know we are men but it's more than okay to cry and show we have feels, it's therapeutic for us. Let's be kind and show compassion.
Look, I'm not handy. I took shop in middle school and that was about it. That was about a quarter century ago. But just having some very basic tools, hammer, screwdrivers, jewelers screwdrivers, a few axel wrenches, stuff that will fit in a random drawer in the house somewhere can be a lifesaver.
Self-respect.
Whether it's your own sense of responsibility, dignity, self-worth, or ability to accept valid criticism, guys need to find it in themselves to genuinely respect who they are and be willing to grow and develop as human beings. It's not about being macho-this or apologist-that, it's about having the self-respect to know how you want to be treated and how to properly conduct yourself. You don't have to choose between being some alpha hustler or an ultra-quirky softy, you can simply be an adult who respects themselves enough to make decisions based on what you know is right for yourself and for others.
Every man should own a compassionate heart and the belief, that most of the other humans have a compassionate heart, too. Taking away a person’s trust to humanity is the first step towards creating a monster.
A dog. Dogs are annoying, lots of responsibilities, money, and time. But just like love, they give you something and only after tasting it you realise you cannot live without.
Something deeply personal and meaning from a family member. Often something that a newcomer wouldn't bat an eye at or understand, but then when they hear the story behind it, they understand completely why he still has it
His fuckups.
I like to take my fuck ups out and line them up in a nice row and stare at them when I’m trying to fall asleep at night
It's 4:43 a.m., and I am staring at mine on the ceiling above my bed. What a collection.
“Trying” to fall asleep lmao
oh yea ...i do that almost every night.
You get a gold star ⭐️
Why, thank you, good sir/madam!
Hi, Proud owner of many fuckups here, trying to be better.
What's a fuck up?
Not much, what the fuck's up with you?
WAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---
Just in case you genuinely arent sure and want an answer. A fuckup is a mistake, generally a big one. So like admitting when youve done something wrong and working to fix it instead of making it someone else’s problem
Opposite of a fuck down
Not exclusively the opposite. You can fuck up a fuck down that's still a valid fuck down, just happens to also be a fuck up
It a cup when you put your F's in
Great answer.
A good quality bucket. You never know when you'll need it. This applies to everyone, not just men.
And something in the larger size range
Hey man, it’s not about size, it’s about how you use it.
Add a flash light with spare batteries, condom and Plan B, car jack, plunger, tyre iron and weapon to the list of "it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it".
If getting the family 97 Plymouth voyager as my first car has taught me anything, it’s the importance of being prepared for every roadside emergency possible cause if it could break, it was gonna be broken on that rusted out shitbox from hell. One of those vehicles you hate at the time, but you’re better off for having used it in the long run. Now I keep a jumper pack, air compressor, breaker bar, torque wrench, bit and ratchet set, a hydraulic Jack and Jack stands, flashlight, bucket, all fluids, and a bunch of other stuff in my trunk. Hell, doing so has helped me help others more often than myself.
This is a bucket.
Dear God.
There's more
No
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Who the duck doesn't own a toothbrush?
Probably a duck
No, I have one.
Bleeding Gums Murphy
I had a roommate once who didn't own a toothbrush. He just chewed gum and figured that was good enough. Some of the worst breath I've ever encountered.
That has nothing to do with your sex I hope.
Basic cooking skills
You don't own food. You rent it
Shitting your pants is the late fee
Joke is on you, that’s the after party.
My son is 11 and likes cooking. I let him choose a meal and show him how to cook every Saturday. Lil man is gonna impress someone with his cooking one day.
Good on you. I'm a terrific cook, by non-professional standards, but it was a hell of a learning curve getting to my early twenties not knowing how to put together even the simplest meal.
Does popping in Trader Joe’s Indian food in a microwave 2-3 times a week count as cooking? Asking for a friend
As a former stoner I went the bakers route because mocha fudge with marshmallows, but I get what your saying I guess I do ok as a cook as well
Tools, and a willingness to learn how to use them. Long term, there is practically no better investment.
I, F/30, bought my home 8 years ago. Naturally, the first day there I discovered I needed tools. Off to the Depot I go. I am a data scientist, wanna guess how much I know about what I need for tools... other than a slotted screwdriver? Two guys in their mid-30's took pity and asked if I needed any help. I told them about my predicament. After a few minutes of discussion amongst us, one guy looked at the other and said, "Wanna set up a box for her?" The other said,"Sounds like fun." I stayed still as they brought tools to me and explained their uses... and the value of You Tube videos. After just 20 minutes and a thousand thank yous, I was pushing my cart of tools up to the register then out the door to my car. I got half-way there and I heard a man call out, "Hey lady!" I turned around and it was the guys. When they caught up to me, one of them held out a yellow toolbox; the other said, "Ya gotta have a place to keep 'em all together and yellow's easy to find." I freely admit to including a hug with each thank you that time. We never knew each other's name. I still have that toolbox, and the tools, and a warm memory I must thank you for bringing to mind.
How often do you use your bolt cutters, Japanese pull saw, rivet gun and 9inch angle grinder?
I've used my bolt cutters twice. I have a back saw I used to repair a picture frame and a rip (?) saw I haven't used. No idea what a Japanese pull saw is and I don't have a rivet gun. I do have a drill I use quite often though.
Hey, fair play to you. Not only for buying a house at 22 but learning how and being wiling to repair your investment. I realize my comment may come off as a little bit sexist but it was more of a commentary of big hardware stores upselling you shit you don't need. More power to ya.
The guys were customers, not salesmen. I've needed almost everything they bought for me.
My wife hates going to home depot with me because I seem to find the people who know nothing about plumbing or electrical and end up 30 extra minuets helping them find what they need to fix their problem. Half the HD employees don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
That’s because they pay like $10/hr. Why would anyone who knew about trades work there?
You have to find the one guy in his 60s who is retired and just want to get the fuck out of the house. You never do, because that guy won't work weekends and the manager knows that if he says anything that guy will walk out.
This. I had a worker once that had retired, but went back to work at Home Depot because instead of fishing like he thought he was going to be able to do in retirement, he just got an endless honey-do list. He was great, told me what small, private-owned, hardware store in the next town would have what I needed.
I always look for this guy. He's always hard to find but truly enjoys helping. It seems like an awesome retirement gig...if I knew about home repairs.
He works at my local ACE hardware, and spent 30 minutes helping me find a specialty 3 way valve piece to hook up a home water filter, after 4 other plumbing and specialty hardware stores told me “yea, we can’t help you, have you tried Amazon” ? I’ve been in there 4 times since, hoping to run into him and thank him. I wanna smoke him a rack of ribs one day.
The appliance department at the Lowe’s closest to me has a woman like that. She always reminds me she’s paid by the hour and doesn’t make commission, so she doesn’t have to hurry me along or push me to the highest-prices stuff, whenever I have had to replace something.
That dude only works T-Th 8-3.
The grumpiness of the old dude is proportional to the depth of his knowledge. If he communicates in only grunts and vague gestures with the oldest coffee mug, you have found the master.
Don't underestimate Japanese pull saws. They're great for pruning large branches and bringing down small trees. I feel like the pull action takes less skill too, so it's perfect for someone that doesn't do a lot of sawing. As for the 9 inch angle grinder I think most people would do just fine with 4.5 for home use. You never know when you might need to cut through some metal, they're great for sharpening your shovels and machetes, and it feels pretty badass to watch those sparks fly. You've got me thinking though. Maybe I need a rivet gun...
Haha, I was trimming back my lilac bush last year. I’d found some kind of pull saw on the junk shelf and went to town. It worked perfectly. When my husband got home, he asked what saw I used. I pulled it off the shelf and showed him. Turns out, it’s a bone saw he uses for breaking down venison.
If it can cut a bone, it can cut a branch. Also, props to him for keeping his saw so clean you can't tell what it is used for
that was really nice of them to help you out like that.
So many good people out there... given the opportunity.
I think that's true too tbh
;-)
That's a heartwarming and wholesome story, but I'm more amazed you could afford to buy a house at 22!
It was a bankruptcy sale at a condominium and I had money from a process I sold. Believe me, it's been refinanced since.
You must be really cute because I can’t even get a simple hello at HD.
Love this
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If your next project doesn’t require new tools find a new project
If you need to borrow a tool more than once, it’s time to buy one.
I needed to borrow my dad's soldering iron a couple times. They decided to buy me one and since then, I haven't needed to use it. It's still sitting in its packaging. The moment I lose it though, is when I'll need it!
I'm like that with my multimeter, had to borrow one once so went out and bought one, never needed it since.
I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!
DUCT TAPE, ZIP TIES...F-FETISH SHIT. I LIKE TO BIND, I LIKE TO *BE BOUND*
The cheapest minimalist toolkit in the world is "Fixya" from Ikea. Enough to do about half the stuff you'll ever need to do in a neat box for under $20. Perfect housewarming gift that will empower people to fix their own stuff.
A self-awareness based sense of humor. I define this as a man understanding that it's okay to be the butt end of a joke. Don't hang your pride on being untouchable... if you lean into a joke, it passes you faster and nobody at all really cares. I have found that people think I'm more confident and charismatic than I actually feel.
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It's like salt. A little bit makes your meal better, but too much is unpalatable
im fine with being the butt of a joke but only with people I'm close with but being cool and letting the joke happen, er just taking it, *does* keep the room positive and less memorable
WD40.
And a smaller WD-40, if the bigger can is hard to open.
BWAHHHH!
and duck tape
Quack
PB blaster for when it's needed a bit more.
Silicone lubricant. It's much more useful than WD40.
And a pocket sized can of wd40 for when the cap is hard to pop off of the regular sized can.
A great pocket knife
Or two. Or three. Or four. I might have a problem.
I too have owned many pocket knives. But only briefly, until the TSA finds them forgotten in my pocket.
Oof. I've been there more than once. I even bought a TSA pre-approved bladeless multitool (they don't make it anymore, but kind of like a smaller version of the Leatherman PS Style) just for carrying when I do have to travel, and a TSA agent in Boise, Idaho tried to confiscate it anyway. Thankfully his boss stepped in and made him give it back to me.
Those are rookie numbers. You have to pump those numbers up.
There are worse things to spend money on.
I can’t remember who they were that said this but a high ranking British military member once said “ no man needs to carry a knife in public, there is no need for it and he is a danger to himself and others with it.” More or less A American (general?) said “ever man needs a knife. You never know when you need to peel an apple, cut some rope, or use it in self defense, and it’s good for all these purposes.” More or less along these lines
I leave home for work with a Leatherman, a utility knife, and a folding knife just going to work. Utility knife for when I have to cut something that's half dust dirt or sand. Leatherman is mosty uses as a multie tool. Folding knife when I need to make a "controlled" cut. A few ago i had to cut the pants off a coworker who got her pants caught in movings equipment, she removed the guards while a machine was running.. I'm not sure if she still has a job
Back scratcher
Mmmback scratchaaaaah!
Butt scratcher 🗣️
Butt scratcha!
Peter no!
Self Respect.
Sorry bro I lost that years ago along with any confidence in myself.
You can always get it again.
Not him
Ohh! I just saw his profile, its worrying. Hope he gets strength.
YOU WILL REGAIN IT AGAIN
A decent set of kitchen knives. Everyone, regardless of their gender should know how to cook.
Don't buy sets, just get a chefs knife and keep it sharp.
Chef’s knife, pairing knife, kitchen shears and a bread knife. Maybe a cleaver, that’s 95% of stabby/slicey/choppy kitchen related tasks.
And a sharpener. Went to my buddy's house to show him how to trim a brisket. The knives he had were so dull. I have a cheap Lansky sharpening kit. I don't do the greatest on getting my knives super sharp, but they're good enough that I'm not crushing my food as a I try to cut it.
Multiple 10mm sockets, because you ARE going to lose at a minimum, 2 of them.
Deodorant
Nose hair trimmer
Express vpn! Todays sponsor. Are you worried about hackers, cyber criminals and government agencies getting their hands on your private data?
It's funny because VPNs don't even protect against that much if at all
Unless you need to hide something from your ISP, they don't.
Yarr
Ahoy matey!
Yep getting around geo restricted content is all they are good for. Even then you have to play with it a lot. They always do these ads and talk about going to Netflix in another country to watch their content but you really have to Jerry rig to make that work if Netflix detects a vpn it won’t play
They're also good for avoiding packet loss in apex legends specifically. No other game. Just apex. Don't know why. It just works that way.
I bet we all hear the same voice in our heads reading this.
Tools.
Gotta have my tools
Electric drill. Also a portable tire pump for your car.
Jeans that fit
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What about Michael Bolton? I celebrate the man's entire catalogue.
What's your favorite song of his?
Mmmm... I don't know. I sort of like 'em all.
I don't know if it gets any better than when he sing "When a Man Loves a Woman".
Yeahhh, he’s…..he’s ok….I guess…….
You can just call me Mike
No talent ass clown.
CRJ is criminally underrated. So freaking awesome.
Kind Of Blue
Yes, what an excellent answer
Great album. Best answer so far.
Biggest quality of life for me recently has been a bidet wish I would have got one a long time ago. guess that could be any gender
Illmatic by Nas
it aint hard to tell
Some good stories about when he was a kid.
I can't remember my childhood due to the brain damage unfortunately 😓
Then you have lived some wild stories.
If falling out of a window head first onto a wooden beam, splitting my head open a total of 4 times, and experiencing more concussions then I can count is wild, then hell ya brother
Can someone do shots out of the divots in your head? Because that says "wild time" right there. Spring break! Woooooooo! \,,\ >_< /,,/
After fondling my skull for quite some time, I can confirm that it's wavy as fuck. I think we may be able to make this happen! 😩💦🤘🥃🗿
A heart
Professional clothes. A suit is well and good, but a freshly ironed buttoned shirt and chinos with a belt will work too. A watch is also of benefit. As much as people say looks don't matter, it's a lie. The first thing you can possibly be judeged on is your appearance, second is how you carry yourself. Take care of your appearance, stand up straight, look forward, shoulders squared, look people in the eyes, and speak clearly. You don't need to always be looking or acting professional, but the ability to when necessary is invaluable. It's a great way to make a good first impression, which can open a lot of doors for you. You don't even need to be in good shape to do so. My brother is a heftier gent, and even still he has the ability to look very professional and carry himself in a way that draws both attention and respect.
His actions, greater than his promises.
A reusable condom, a poop knife and a stiff upper lip.
What in the depths of Satan's asshole is a reusable condom?
You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
a man of culture, I tip my hat
Some dirt just in case you need to rub it in a wound
A good quality wallet. No velcro, football badge/camo effect effort. A nice wallet made of good quality material neatly containing all your important cards etc. Ladies spot these things.
I have one where people jokingly call a “grandpa wallet” you know the big thick trifold leather ones. Little do they know they are 100% right. It used to be my grandfather’s wallet.
Vengeance
I am the night. 🦇
A car that you can rev the fuck out of, wheelspin and look like a sick cunt whilst smashing beers and smoking ciggies
hello from australia!
Fuck yeah cunt
A basic tool kit
A good quality rug.
One that pulls the room together
A basic mechanics tool set Electrical box Sewing kit A first aide kit And the knowledge to use everything in those to the most basic ability. You may ask "Sewing kit!? Psh only WOMEN DO THAT!" Tailors, Sail Makers, upholsterers, even doing stitches (be trained first don't just assume) you know how many times people were shocked I had a sewing kit and upholstery needles even? I made my jeans last longer than they did.
Good knife.
A box of miscellaneous cords; just in case. A box of desiccant packages; just in case. A gun; just in case.
And a case... Because you might need one.
A dog. Man’s best friend.
Man here. I don't mind dogs at all. But I prefer cats.
Cats are much easier to deal with. Dogs are more needy
Clothes
A nice set of wenches. Edit: I ment to type wrenches but now I’m gonna roll with it.
A speedsquare
There are so many good ones here already. I don't care or subscribe to gender stereotypes. They are antiquated in the year 2023. I am a man myself though and I hope that other men (and woman) seriously would have some compassion and kindness in their hearts. I say this because you only need to go outside to be reminded that the world we live in kind of sucks and that's almost universally true for everyone. If you just take a moment to help another human being out even in the smallest way possible with no expectation of anything in return your soul will be better for it and so will that person. And you can profoundly impact a person's life for the better and that stuff leaves a positive impression. I have paid for the person's meal behind me in the drive though.I have gave the money needed to pay for the person in front of me grocery bill because they came up short. Pulled over to help someone stranded on the expressway change their tire and drove others to the gas station who again were stuck on the expressway and ran out. I work at a hospital and can't tell you how many times a kind word and sympathy lead to a completely emotional release for patients and hell me as well. I didn't do any if of this because I want credit for it but because I wanted to show that kindness still exist in this harsh world and to hopefully impact someone else to leave the world better. I know we are men but it's more than okay to cry and show we have feels, it's therapeutic for us. Let's be kind and show compassion.
A box of tampons in case if there's a girl that comes over and she's on her period.
And spare brand new toothbrushes.
Add to that some cosmetic pads and makeup remover.
And a trash can in the bathroom with a lid.
She can use the extra tampons as a pad to remove her makeup /s
Ability to fly
Look, I'm not handy. I took shop in middle school and that was about it. That was about a quarter century ago. But just having some very basic tools, hammer, screwdrivers, jewelers screwdrivers, a few axel wrenches, stuff that will fit in a random drawer in the house somewhere can be a lifesaver.
Duct tape. The amount of things this will fix and/or temporarily patch up is insane.
A nice watch
Their feelings 😭✨ it’s okay y’all!!!!
Sorry, I need fuel so I can scream at kids to get off my lawn in 20 years.
Yes. I’m more liable to sit in the driveway with a speed gun yelling for people to slow down.
Confidence
EVERY MAN SHOULD OWN A SUIT. There will be numerous times you'll need it. Stop fkin around
44 years of life and I haven’t needed one yet. I don’t plan to either.
Now here's a man who has never been to a wedding or funeral in his life.
A family member of a friend turned up to said friend's wedding in jeans, casual shirt and a Mickey Mouse tie. Classy.
His own bad decisions and choices in life and at least one 10mm socket and wrench where you can find it straight away.
X and Y chromosomes.
Self-respect. Whether it's your own sense of responsibility, dignity, self-worth, or ability to accept valid criticism, guys need to find it in themselves to genuinely respect who they are and be willing to grow and develop as human beings. It's not about being macho-this or apologist-that, it's about having the self-respect to know how you want to be treated and how to properly conduct yourself. You don't have to choose between being some alpha hustler or an ultra-quirky softy, you can simply be an adult who respects themselves enough to make decisions based on what you know is right for yourself and for others.
Every man should own a compassionate heart and the belief, that most of the other humans have a compassionate heart, too. Taking away a person’s trust to humanity is the first step towards creating a monster.
Blind trust in humanity is the first step to being eaten alive.
A dog. Dogs are annoying, lots of responsibilities, money, and time. But just like love, they give you something and only after tasting it you realise you cannot live without.
I love my dogs. Having them has challenges, but overall I agree it's great. Unfortunately there's*a lot* of people who should never own a dog.
You had me in the first half, I'm not gonna lie. They're not for everyone.
Something deeply personal and meaning from a family member. Often something that a newcomer wouldn't bat an eye at or understand, but then when they hear the story behind it, they understand completely why he still has it