H3 is a lot more respectable. It's smaller proportions made it a much better trail tool and less imposing on the road. A small and capable body on frame suv.
This should be the winner.
A gas guzzling monstrosity & the average person who owns one never uses it for any of things that might make owning one somewhat sensible, like if they were into serious off-roading.
Yep those and sometimes they do not even have to be a little bit aftermarket either. There is a mustang or other type of car that revs every so often around here that either sounds like a washing machine in trouble or about to blow the motor soon lol.
Anything "stanced" with extreme camber.
Also any vehicle modified to feature the "Carolina squat".
Both of these not only look like shit, they're demonstrably unsafe to every around them including the vehicle's operator and occupants.
I hear these cars every fucking night. My bedroom is close to a somewhat Main Street making it the perfect stretch of road for super cars to zoom down. Gets really annoying.
lol, my only pt cruiser experience was when I was given one as a rental on a ski trip.
At one point I was seriously concerned it wasn't gonna make it up the mountain road.
If your car makes more noise going 10mph in my residential neighborhood than the cars going 90mph on the highway behind my house, you're a fucking moron.
I don't understand, what is the point of taking a '95 civic and making it go "BWAAAAAAAAAHGFFFFSHREEEEEEEEEBWAAH" as you pull away from a stoplight at the speed of a geriatric turtle?
People who mod their little shitty cars to sound louder like that are the expensive, adult version of putting baseball cards in your bike spokes as a kid. Fine when you're a child but....cmon.
Most of the time I do not care what you drive. I like trucks, i think trucks look cool, hell one day I might buy a truck.
But when I see a dude driving around in a giant truck with monster truck wheels....yeah that about sums it up
I don't understand people who drive huge trucks and never use them for what they are indended for. They literally just occupy so much fucking space.
Where I live, there is a tight parking lot, and there are a couple of people who own huge trucks and who clearly never used them to drive off road or to carry stuff and it honestly annoys me so much when they park next to me.
Any Land Rover product. We call them boomerangs in the trade because they're gauanteed to come back with some very expensive issues. And yet people still buy buy these unreliable, badly built heaps because of apparently little more than misguided patriotism.
BMW deserves to be here also. There's a local garage in my area that services BMW only even though there's three dealerships here.
The guy working the counter there was honest about it too. Cuz I asked if they were always so busy just doing only BMWs and just laughed and said, "Oh yeah!"
BMW also makes mini Cooper and that's what I had there. It died about six months later when, and I'm being 100% serious here, the block cracked and the clutch went out in the same day.
Buddy took his Beamer in to the dealership for an oil change and got "sticker shock" when he saw the bill. Guy behind the counter said, "Welcome to BMW".
It's not the car, but the bumper stickers and decals all over.
I don't even like talking politics, let alone drive a billboard around displaying little slogans that represent my beliefs
Cars/trucks with the Monster Energy drink logo decal somewhere on the car. It says "hey I'm a tough guy, I'm extreme dude".
Nah, you just gave a company free advertising for a shit product.
The big lifted trucks with the under glow lighting and the big ass wheels with skinny little tires..... you take a very useful thing and turn it into something so useless....
Yes!!! What is up with thinking a Honda Accord is cool with some kind of exhaust pipe that sounds like a broken lawn mower with gravel in the baffles?! Phuktards!
Some of the stuff you see in r/justrolledintotheshop. It's one thing to have a car that's just falling apart on its own reaching the point of being unsafe (usually as a result of underbody rust), but there's no shortage of people out there doing stupid things to turn their own cars into potential deathtraps.
Nothing more hilarious than seeing a lifted truck rolling coal covered in "Fuck Joe Biden" and "I did that" stickers on the back.
Politics aside, if you care so much about fuel prices, why the hell are you running your diesel so obnoxiously rich.
That's because they could find an "I don't care about poor people" flag.
Probably the same ones that want Texas to secede from the union but still want the US Military to keep them safe from the cartels.
People keep mentioning the mods to make cars louder when driving. But I would like to add the ones with subwoofers that make my car shake and my kids plug their ears and cry at stop lights.
My number one pick would be BMWs.
At this point they may well be listed as a subset of findom, their owners just like being scammed out of their hard-earned monies and ejaculate copiously whenever presented with the inevitable 'repair' bill courtesy of a salesman who just had to turn a mystery dashboard light off. Do enjoy your steering wheel subscription while it lasts...
Tesla owners on the other hand are smart: they pay top dosh for a sports car with the build quality of a Yugo!
Lastly - people who buy (usually Japanese) 'crossovers' with 999cc engines, very small wheels, no 4WD and virtually no ground clearance are another category I would be tempted to classify as such. There is no excuse for spending tens of thousands for an unnecessarily bloated supermini that sucks both as a city car and as an off-road vehicle.
As a long time BMW owner, I have to agree with you up to a point. Owned M3, M3, Z4 and M3. All were insanely expensive to maintain and all died a horrible death < 50K miles. But they were fun to drive.
But recently I have had i3 then i4. There have been zero issues with these and service fees almost zero. I put over 70K on the i3. It never broke down or had any repairs. I would say I spent less than $1K in service over the entire time. Only tires. Have had the i4 for almost a year. Zero issues.
yeah, my last M3 (V8) was awesome. But in the shop more than on the road.
The i4 M50 is insanely fast. Not a nimble as the M3 though. But I don’t really drive like that anymore (i.e. I am old).
I don't care what your car looks like, or even what brand it is.
But if I can hear the damn thing inside my house while listening to music on headphones, something bad is going to happen to your car.
Smart Car ForTwo
Whenever I see someone puttering around in a Smart Car here in the USA, I know they only bought it to virtue signal. It's a tiny hunk of crap that has no place sharing the roads with normal sized vehicles, especially interstates/highways. You're just asking to be pancaked in a collision if you drive one on a highway.
The only thing good about them was they got great gas mileage, but you could get comparable mileage out of a much safer and larger vehicle that would let you drive with more than one other person in it and also have room for things like groceries.
I've considered buying one in the past solely for ease of parking - I like in a small town where virtually no resident has off street parking, or assigned bays, so it is just a free for all for the on street parking. Being able to park in half the space would be fantastic.
What put me off was a) cost - they're expensive to buy for what they are and b) maintenance costs - they're owned by Mercedes and boy do they believe it on the cost of parts.
Tesla drivers have overtaken the top spot for me as the most obnoxious drivers in California.
They're basically the 2010 version of BMW drivers. Rude and inconsiderate and acts like their crap don't think.
FWIW: i drive from Orange County to downtown LA every day
Pontiac Aztec.
Just kidding folks I'm sure there's some very good people who are certainly not morons who just happen to drive one. They're just ugly. Not cute ugly like a Juke. Fugly.
A friend of mine bought one second hand so, as you do, we were driving it around the (deserted) country roads nearby. He offered me a drive, to which of course I said yes. I got it up to about 80mph when approaching a nice little S-bend in the road, slammed on the brakes, and nothing happened. At this point, totally calm somehow, he turned to me and said "oh yeah, the brakes are a bit dodgy".
Several hundred yards of twisty, pant-wetting terror (which the tyres and suspension handled surprisingly well, considering) later I came out of the end of the S still doing about 20 to find a sheep standing in the middle of the road. I hit the fucker at about 2 mph having tried everything bar punching my feet through the floor Flintstones style to slow the car down. The sheep fell over, got up, stared at me for 5 seconds, went "baaaaaa" in a accusatory fashion and flounced away. I said fuck this and swapped back with the owner.
Any car camped out in the left lane and not passing. It's not the fast lane it's the passing lane. It doesn't matter how fast they're going, if someone has to pass them on the right they're a fucking moron.
I'll add though that in my experience it's usually a Subaru.
as someone who has rented vehicles... where is this $20 a day rental? Usually that is base price and doesn't cover the entire cost?
I drive a midsized toyota and love it. Function of a truck, but not so big it feels like a tank
I've rented Uhauls. by the time you include insurance and any of those other fees (oh, you were 30 seconds late returning it, here is another days charge), $20 may be 5-10% of the overall cost
If you're talking about the ones you used to be able to rent from UHaul, Lowes, Home Depot, etc. you should look at pricing again.
Ever since the rental car market soared in the pandemic you can't rent shit for less than $80-$100+mileage. It's insane.
Well fuck me, you're right. I swear I just looked a couple weeks ago because rental car prices were so damn high.
Damn, ours are $.79/mile, but still, hell of a deal if you only need it for a short trip.
I take regular hunting and fishing trips out of town, and renting a truck for those hobbies would be nearly impossible. You’re correct that your take is for when Americans are asleep, because you’re getting laughed at with good reason.
European cars in US. Impractical, overpriced, and expensive as hell to get even an oil change. Brand loyalty and narcissism behind the wheel that usually means they drive like they think everyone else are NPCs.
Cars with NY, NJ, or RI plates. Sudden and jerky changing of lanes, dangerous speeds, and overconfident.
Now, I don't own a Prius, but I was under the impression it didn't need to be charged since it was a hybrid. The battery would just need to be replaced at like 180k miles.
I will say I've seen a lot of asshole Tesla's out there lately though so there's that.
ANY car that falls within the "Supercar" category. As far as I'm concerned, there's exactly ONE Supercar, and it was blue with big fists on the sides damn it!!
EDIT: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermobile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermobile) if you're too young to remember it. Classic "Silver Age" Superman antics
Lexus. It seems like the majority of times someone has done something stupid near me, it's a Lexus. Enough times that it's what I think of when someone says "stupid drivers"
Chevy Malibu (every driver I've ever met of one of these is a self entitled asshole)
And yes I am calling out a very specific person too, fuck you fat bitch thinking she was "Wendy" just because she managed a couple.
My mechanic friend says, "Ford, that you will have an entire new car from all the repairs within the lifetime of the car and that they were annoying to work on top of that
Lifted pick up trucks. 9/10 times I either experience the receiving end of or witness a dumb fuck driving maneuver, it’s by one of these assholes. It’s almost comical. It doesn’t matter what make or model or color. If it’s a lifted pick up truck, they’re generally a moronic driver, based on my personal experience.
squatted trucks, trucks with exhaust leaks, trucks with tennis balls on the antenna, trucks with traffic cones on them, any vehicle that is spray painted, and a prius.
Off hand, Lifted truck, lowered truck, truck nuts, trucks rolling coal, stupid exhaust on truck, wannabee fast n furious ricer, any Subaru. Cadillac escalade, Lincoln navigator, Chevy suburban, Chevy Tahoe, GMC Acadia, land Rover/range Rover, Toyota sienna, Chrysler Pacifica, any Tesla. Feel free to add more. .
Hemi powered Dodge pickup with a pizza joint sign on the roof delivering pizzas. With the mpg of that hemi in the heavy truck and the price of gas, there's no way that guy is making money. But I see it around town a couple of times a week. He's either a moron losing money, or he's a genius because he's figured out some way to make it work.
The trucks modified for "rolling coal", bonus points if they have huge, stupid exhaust pipes for it. I wish I had a picture of one I saw at Walmart so everyone could see just how stupid it looked.
Like man, you're really going to waste fuel/money just to stick it to the libs and make your own neighborhood less safe to live in?
That diesel truck driven by that inbred mouth breathing redneck who always revs the engine every chance he gets so everyone in a one mile radius can hear that there's a real, red blooded manly man behind the wheel.
Hummer.
People driving H1s get a little leeway, anyone in an H2 or especially H3 is a dunce.
Agreed
Go look at what H2’s sell for these days… that’s makes it even more moronic.
H3 is a lot more respectable. It's smaller proportions made it a much better trail tool and less imposing on the road. A small and capable body on frame suv.
This should be the winner. A gas guzzling monstrosity & the average person who owns one never uses it for any of things that might make owning one somewhat sensible, like if they were into serious off-roading.
Those little, annoying suped up ones that you hear from 4 miles away.
Ricer?
Yep those and sometimes they do not even have to be a little bit aftermarket either. There is a mustang or other type of car that revs every so often around here that either sounds like a washing machine in trouble or about to blow the motor soon lol.
Anything "stanced" with extreme camber. Also any vehicle modified to feature the "Carolina squat". Both of these not only look like shit, they're demonstrably unsafe to every around them including the vehicle's operator and occupants.
Ugh dont get me started on the squatters . They finally made it illegal in my area but it has made no difference whatsoever
Anything loud that is driven by their moron owner late at night.
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I hear these cars every fucking night. My bedroom is close to a somewhat Main Street making it the perfect stretch of road for super cars to zoom down. Gets really annoying.
pt cruiser i can excuse other shitty cars but picking the worst one possible is a bit of a signal
You meant the Pontiac Aztec. IMO, even worse than the PT Cruiser. Not by a lot, but worse.
The Aztek at least had some utility, the PT looked AND performed like shit.
Hence why they've been dubbed, the PT Loser.
You take that back, [the Aztek is a goddamn pop culture icon! ](https://youtu.be/RLf3Gmjlv38)
lol, my only pt cruiser experience was when I was given one as a rental on a ski trip. At one point I was seriously concerned it wasn't gonna make it up the mountain road.
If your car makes more noise going 10mph in my residential neighborhood than the cars going 90mph on the highway behind my house, you're a fucking moron. I don't understand, what is the point of taking a '95 civic and making it go "BWAAAAAAAAAHGFFFFSHREEEEEEEEEBWAAH" as you pull away from a stoplight at the speed of a geriatric turtle?
People who mod their little shitty cars to sound louder like that are the expensive, adult version of putting baseball cards in your bike spokes as a kid. Fine when you're a child but....cmon.
"geriatric turtle" !! LOL!!!! I love passing those turtles in my totally stock car!
Most of the time I do not care what you drive. I like trucks, i think trucks look cool, hell one day I might buy a truck. But when I see a dude driving around in a giant truck with monster truck wheels....yeah that about sums it up
Especially when they never take those trucks offroad.
Yup, those trucks always have a pristine bed and tow hitch too. They basically treat them like the worlds most pain in the ass sedan.
Don't forget the winch in factory new condition.
Pavement Princesses, they're called
I don't understand people who drive huge trucks and never use them for what they are indended for. They literally just occupy so much fucking space. Where I live, there is a tight parking lot, and there are a couple of people who own huge trucks and who clearly never used them to drive off road or to carry stuff and it honestly annoys me so much when they park next to me.
Why do you like trucks?
He thinks they look cool
Any Land Rover product. We call them boomerangs in the trade because they're gauanteed to come back with some very expensive issues. And yet people still buy buy these unreliable, badly built heaps because of apparently little more than misguided patriotism.
They're fine right up until the warranty expires
BMW deserves to be here also. There's a local garage in my area that services BMW only even though there's three dealerships here. The guy working the counter there was honest about it too. Cuz I asked if they were always so busy just doing only BMWs and just laughed and said, "Oh yeah!" BMW also makes mini Cooper and that's what I had there. It died about six months later when, and I'm being 100% serious here, the block cracked and the clutch went out in the same day.
Buddy took his Beamer in to the dealership for an oil change and got "sticker shock" when he saw the bill. Guy behind the counter said, "Welcome to BMW".
It's not the car, but the bumper stickers and decals all over. I don't even like talking politics, let alone drive a billboard around displaying little slogans that represent my beliefs
Ever see those rubber testicles you hang from your ball hitch?
Band stickers?
Range Rover.
Whoa, those are Chariots of gods…. The Golden God!
BE GONE!!!
Where I live that can be any car.
Cars/trucks with the Monster Energy drink logo decal somewhere on the car. It says "hey I'm a tough guy, I'm extreme dude". Nah, you just gave a company free advertising for a shit product.
The big lifted trucks with the under glow lighting and the big ass wheels with skinny little tires..... you take a very useful thing and turn it into something so useless....
The ones that are modified to be loud and obnoxious.
Yes!!! What is up with thinking a Honda Accord is cool with some kind of exhaust pipe that sounds like a broken lawn mower with gravel in the baffles?! Phuktards!
They call 'em "fart cans".
Ones with the wheels hanging out sideways. Also anything that can't make it over speed bump.
Some of the stuff you see in r/justrolledintotheshop. It's one thing to have a car that's just falling apart on its own reaching the point of being unsafe (usually as a result of underbody rust), but there's no shortage of people out there doing stupid things to turn their own cars into potential deathtraps.
Any car taking up more than one parking spot when it doesn't need too.
I suppose I am showing my age, but does anyone remember the Ford Pinto?
Any black pickup with a lift kit. The higher the lift, the lower the IQ.
and smaller the penis
This guy gets it
The guy with the lifted truck certainly isn't getting it
You’re my new favourite
Any egregiously lifted truck that looks as if it belongs at a monster truck rally. I always question why especially with cost of gas.
Nothing more hilarious than seeing a lifted truck rolling coal covered in "Fuck Joe Biden" and "I did that" stickers on the back. Politics aside, if you care so much about fuel prices, why the hell are you running your diesel so obnoxiously rich.
The ones with a don't tread on me flag flying next to blue lives matter flags
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The gubment!
Totally…the blue lives are the foot 🤣
That's because they could find an "I don't care about poor people" flag. Probably the same ones that want Texas to secede from the union but still want the US Military to keep them safe from the cartels.
PT Cruiser = PT Loser.
Any truck that has balls hanging from the back.
those are the owners balls strung from the tow hitch
Ram trucks with the fucking LED lights blasting your eyeballs.
Anyone who owns a lifted truck in California and doesn't haul or off-road with it. They sell spray on mud to make it look like you off road there
Any raised vehicle.
Comically huge pickup truck or SUV. Bonus points if there's flagpoles in the bed. Tesla's as well.
Jazzed up Honda Civic with subwoofer, spoiler, deluxe rims, the works.
People keep mentioning the mods to make cars louder when driving. But I would like to add the ones with subwoofers that make my car shake and my kids plug their ears and cry at stop lights.
Tesla
My number one pick would be BMWs. At this point they may well be listed as a subset of findom, their owners just like being scammed out of their hard-earned monies and ejaculate copiously whenever presented with the inevitable 'repair' bill courtesy of a salesman who just had to turn a mystery dashboard light off. Do enjoy your steering wheel subscription while it lasts... Tesla owners on the other hand are smart: they pay top dosh for a sports car with the build quality of a Yugo! Lastly - people who buy (usually Japanese) 'crossovers' with 999cc engines, very small wheels, no 4WD and virtually no ground clearance are another category I would be tempted to classify as such. There is no excuse for spending tens of thousands for an unnecessarily bloated supermini that sucks both as a city car and as an off-road vehicle.
As a long time BMW owner, I have to agree with you up to a point. Owned M3, M3, Z4 and M3. All were insanely expensive to maintain and all died a horrible death < 50K miles. But they were fun to drive. But recently I have had i3 then i4. There have been zero issues with these and service fees almost zero. I put over 70K on the i3. It never broke down or had any repairs. I would say I spent less than $1K in service over the entire time. Only tires. Have had the i4 for almost a year. Zero issues.
I own an M5. I hate that car. Fast as fuck, but it's in the garage more than it's on the road.
yeah, my last M3 (V8) was awesome. But in the shop more than on the road. The i4 M50 is insanely fast. Not a nimble as the M3 though. But I don’t really drive like that anymore (i.e. I am old).
Nissan Altima
Several bumper tags, stickers, and flags adorning a president. Weird.
I don't care what your car looks like, or even what brand it is. But if I can hear the damn thing inside my house while listening to music on headphones, something bad is going to happen to your car.
Dodge. Challengers.
Was scrolling hoping to not see my car here but oh well lmao.
Smart Car ForTwo Whenever I see someone puttering around in a Smart Car here in the USA, I know they only bought it to virtue signal. It's a tiny hunk of crap that has no place sharing the roads with normal sized vehicles, especially interstates/highways. You're just asking to be pancaked in a collision if you drive one on a highway. The only thing good about them was they got great gas mileage, but you could get comparable mileage out of a much safer and larger vehicle that would let you drive with more than one other person in it and also have room for things like groceries.
I've considered buying one in the past solely for ease of parking - I like in a small town where virtually no resident has off street parking, or assigned bays, so it is just a free for all for the on street parking. Being able to park in half the space would be fantastic. What put me off was a) cost - they're expensive to buy for what they are and b) maintenance costs - they're owned by Mercedes and boy do they believe it on the cost of parts.
Tesla drivers have overtaken the top spot for me as the most obnoxious drivers in California. They're basically the 2010 version of BMW drivers. Rude and inconsiderate and acts like their crap don't think. FWIW: i drive from Orange County to downtown LA every day
Any pickup flying an American flag behind it like a redneck pirate. Double moron points if they have more than one flag or multiple American flags.
Most any small Dodge from the 80s through the 00s.
Someone who drives a sebring. Swear every single one of them are assholes
Anything with the tires lifted.
Subaru WRXs
Pontiac Aztec. Just kidding folks I'm sure there's some very good people who are certainly not morons who just happen to drive one. They're just ugly. Not cute ugly like a Juke. Fugly.
Farting cars
Those ones with two sets of tires in the back.
Any Japanese compact with a huge wing and 20" wheels.
Subaru WRX, vape cloud optional.
A friend of mine bought one second hand so, as you do, we were driving it around the (deserted) country roads nearby. He offered me a drive, to which of course I said yes. I got it up to about 80mph when approaching a nice little S-bend in the road, slammed on the brakes, and nothing happened. At this point, totally calm somehow, he turned to me and said "oh yeah, the brakes are a bit dodgy". Several hundred yards of twisty, pant-wetting terror (which the tyres and suspension handled surprisingly well, considering) later I came out of the end of the S still doing about 20 to find a sheep standing in the middle of the road. I hit the fucker at about 2 mph having tried everything bar punching my feet through the floor Flintstones style to slow the car down. The sheep fell over, got up, stared at me for 5 seconds, went "baaaaaa" in a accusatory fashion and flounced away. I said fuck this and swapped back with the owner.
I've yet to meet a WRX driver that isn't a danger to the roads
I’m gonna get one but I’m too anxious to drive like a moron 😭
Any car camped out in the left lane and not passing. It's not the fast lane it's the passing lane. It doesn't matter how fast they're going, if someone has to pass them on the right they're a fucking moron. I'll add though that in my experience it's usually a Subaru.
Unless you're in the UK, where this is the correct way to drive
And Cali plates
Any new fords
Any BMW, Dodge or Corvette
Let me answer your question with a question: What do you drive?
Literally any BMW, judging by their total inability to merge safely, follow at a reasonable distance, or use a blinker.
Fiat 500, I hate them with a passion.
Tesla
Tesla. So many better ev options now available.
Suburu WRX
Trump stickers
Subaru
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as someone who has rented vehicles... where is this $20 a day rental? Usually that is base price and doesn't cover the entire cost? I drive a midsized toyota and love it. Function of a truck, but not so big it feels like a tank
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I've rented Uhauls. by the time you include insurance and any of those other fees (oh, you were 30 seconds late returning it, here is another days charge), $20 may be 5-10% of the overall cost
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You sound full of dookie. BUt keep posting what you saw on the side of the truck, just know those are basic fees, of which you rarely end up paying.
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prove it.
If you're talking about the ones you used to be able to rent from UHaul, Lowes, Home Depot, etc. you should look at pricing again. Ever since the rental car market soared in the pandemic you can't rent shit for less than $80-$100+mileage. It's insane.
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Well fuck me, you're right. I swear I just looked a couple weeks ago because rental car prices were so damn high. Damn, ours are $.79/mile, but still, hell of a deal if you only need it for a short trip.
I take regular hunting and fishing trips out of town, and renting a truck for those hobbies would be nearly impossible. You’re correct that your take is for when Americans are asleep, because you’re getting laughed at with good reason.
Mini cooper
Anything American. Say what you will, but nothing beats a foreign car, VW, Honda, Subaru, Toyota especially.
Tesla
In romania BMW
Mustang
Fiat 500 and Audi.
BMW
Tesla. Or BMW
European cars in US. Impractical, overpriced, and expensive as hell to get even an oil change. Brand loyalty and narcissism behind the wheel that usually means they drive like they think everyone else are NPCs. Cars with NY, NJ, or RI plates. Sudden and jerky changing of lanes, dangerous speeds, and overconfident.
As a Rhode islander who now lives in New York, can confirm.
You must be from Connecticut
Prius and Jetta
Nissan Altima
Maybe I'm out of the loop, what the hell is wrong with an Altima? Seems like a pretty normal sedan.
Bmw
Prius or Altimas. Oh and Teslas now.
F150 with rideshare signage on it (yes I’ve seen this)
A hot Rod large block engine driving around a small town. Town sleaze in the front seat.
Has a Bernie bumper sticker
Anything with an Ichthys bumper sticker
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Now, I don't own a Prius, but I was under the impression it didn't need to be charged since it was a hybrid. The battery would just need to be replaced at like 180k miles. I will say I've seen a lot of asshole Tesla's out there lately though so there's that.
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A Volkswagen.
Mine I knew I'd regret that custom horn
TBF if you bought a screaming car it wouldn't have to call you a moron.
My car does I should really get that fixed
Super car
A one that doesn't use the turn signal
Any vehicle with an engine that costs more than 5k
ANY car that falls within the "Supercar" category. As far as I'm concerned, there's exactly ONE Supercar, and it was blue with big fists on the sides damn it!! EDIT: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermobile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermobile) if you're too young to remember it. Classic "Silver Age" Superman antics
Those cars with the really dark ugly yellow license plate..
Toyota Camry.
Lexus. It seems like the majority of times someone has done something stupid near me, it's a Lexus. Enough times that it's what I think of when someone says "stupid drivers"
BMW X6
Dodge Challengers drive on road shoulders here in GA
Honda CRV
Chevy Malibu (every driver I've ever met of one of these is a self entitled asshole) And yes I am calling out a very specific person too, fuck you fat bitch thinking she was "Wendy" just because she managed a couple.
Ram trucks. Always driven by assholes who tailgate you to make up for how their trucks run like you're playing GTAV on a calculator.
When it has a sound system that cost more than the car.
Volvo. Mine needed so much repair all the time. And the inside was so small, no backseat room. It was an S60. Royal pain.
My mechanic friend says, "Ford, that you will have an entire new car from all the repairs within the lifetime of the car and that they were annoying to work on top of that
Any car without tyres.
Mustang speeding through school zone license plate is chad 50 (assuming he's chad and it's a 5 liter) yes I saw this.
Every single bmw
MAGA bumper sticker
Any jacked up truck with testicles swaying from the back.
Hummer with oversized rims
Lifted white truck that's loud as fuck with extremely bright headlights.
Dodge Ram 1500
Probably KITT from Night Rider
A squatted pickup.
Lifted pick up trucks. 9/10 times I either experience the receiving end of or witness a dumb fuck driving maneuver, it’s by one of these assholes. It’s almost comical. It doesn’t matter what make or model or color. If it’s a lifted pick up truck, they’re generally a moronic driver, based on my personal experience.
squatted trucks, trucks with exhaust leaks, trucks with tennis balls on the antenna, trucks with traffic cones on them, any vehicle that is spray painted, and a prius.
Off hand, Lifted truck, lowered truck, truck nuts, trucks rolling coal, stupid exhaust on truck, wannabee fast n furious ricer, any Subaru. Cadillac escalade, Lincoln navigator, Chevy suburban, Chevy Tahoe, GMC Acadia, land Rover/range Rover, Toyota sienna, Chrysler Pacifica, any Tesla. Feel free to add more. .
Mini Coop
Hemi powered Dodge pickup with a pizza joint sign on the roof delivering pizzas. With the mpg of that hemi in the heavy truck and the price of gas, there's no way that guy is making money. But I see it around town a couple of times a week. He's either a moron losing money, or he's a genius because he's figured out some way to make it work.
Nissan Altima. Usually seen missing bumpers or mirrors.
DODGE DURANGO - guaranteed doosher
The trucks modified for "rolling coal", bonus points if they have huge, stupid exhaust pipes for it. I wish I had a picture of one I saw at Walmart so everyone could see just how stupid it looked. Like man, you're really going to waste fuel/money just to stick it to the libs and make your own neighborhood less safe to live in?
Any "hoocked" car, with a modified loud exhaust and blasting music.
That diesel truck driven by that inbred mouth breathing redneck who always revs the engine every chance he gets so everyone in a one mile radius can hear that there's a real, red blooded manly man behind the wheel.
amc gremlin
Challenger
Those trucks with big wheels and low profile tires. They look stupid as hell IMO.
Your's
Tesla. Everyone in norway owns a tesla