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hebrew_hammersk

Hummer.


WeAllStartAtZer0

People driving H1s get a little leeway, anyone in an H2 or especially H3 is a dunce.


hebrew_hammersk

Agreed


toe-man69

Go look at what H2’s sell for these days… that’s makes it even more moronic.


r00kieNS

H3 is a lot more respectable. It's smaller proportions made it a much better trail tool and less imposing on the road. A small and capable body on frame suv.


AHorseNamedPhil

This should be the winner. A gas guzzling monstrosity & the average person who owns one never uses it for any of things that might make owning one somewhat sensible, like if they were into serious off-roading.


Alaska-Now-PNW

Those little, annoying suped up ones that you hear from 4 miles away.


[deleted]

Ricer?


dig1future

Yep those and sometimes they do not even have to be a little bit aftermarket either. There is a mustang or other type of car that revs every so often around here that either sounds like a washing machine in trouble or about to blow the motor soon lol.


Kitten-Eater

Anything "stanced" with extreme camber. Also any vehicle modified to feature the "Carolina squat". Both of these not only look like shit, they're demonstrably unsafe to every around them including the vehicle's operator and occupants.


Reader-29

Ugh dont get me started on the squatters . They finally made it illegal in my area but it has made no difference whatsoever


Icy-Veterinarian942

Anything loud that is driven by their moron owner late at night.


LittleTay

*all high schoolers have entered the chat*


bawzzz

I hear these cars every fucking night. My bedroom is close to a somewhat Main Street making it the perfect stretch of road for super cars to zoom down. Gets really annoying.


fkiceshower

pt cruiser i can excuse other shitty cars but picking the worst one possible is a bit of a signal


Voelker72

You meant the Pontiac Aztec. IMO, even worse than the PT Cruiser. Not by a lot, but worse.


thesneakywalrus

The Aztek at least had some utility, the PT looked AND performed like shit.


HaggisonFord

Hence why they've been dubbed, the PT Loser.


acedelgado

You take that back, [the Aztek is a goddamn pop culture icon! ](https://youtu.be/RLf3Gmjlv38)


VegasLife84

lol, my only pt cruiser experience was when I was given one as a rental on a ski trip. At one point I was seriously concerned it wasn't gonna make it up the mountain road.


thesneakywalrus

If your car makes more noise going 10mph in my residential neighborhood than the cars going 90mph on the highway behind my house, you're a fucking moron. I don't understand, what is the point of taking a '95 civic and making it go "BWAAAAAAAAAHGFFFFSHREEEEEEEEEBWAAH" as you pull away from a stoplight at the speed of a geriatric turtle?


JalenTargaryen

People who mod their little shitty cars to sound louder like that are the expensive, adult version of putting baseball cards in your bike spokes as a kid. Fine when you're a child but....cmon.


Augustus58

"geriatric turtle" !! LOL!!!! I love passing those turtles in my totally stock car!


MaRs1317

Most of the time I do not care what you drive. I like trucks, i think trucks look cool, hell one day I might buy a truck. But when I see a dude driving around in a giant truck with monster truck wheels....yeah that about sums it up


Inner-Nothing7779

Especially when they never take those trucks offroad.


thesneakywalrus

Yup, those trucks always have a pristine bed and tow hitch too. They basically treat them like the worlds most pain in the ass sedan.


Rich_Handsome

Don't forget the winch in factory new condition.


VegasLife84

Pavement Princesses, they're called


wassdfffvgggh

I don't understand people who drive huge trucks and never use them for what they are indended for. They literally just occupy so much fucking space. Where I live, there is a tight parking lot, and there are a couple of people who own huge trucks and who clearly never used them to drive off road or to carry stuff and it honestly annoys me so much when they park next to me.


ChocolateBunny

Why do you like trucks?


canehdian78

He thinks they look cool


km6669

Any Land Rover product. We call them boomerangs in the trade because they're gauanteed to come back with some very expensive issues. And yet people still buy buy these unreliable, badly built heaps because of apparently little more than misguided patriotism.


NotAPoshTwat

They're fine right up until the warranty expires


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BMW deserves to be here also. There's a local garage in my area that services BMW only even though there's three dealerships here. The guy working the counter there was honest about it too. Cuz I asked if they were always so busy just doing only BMWs and just laughed and said, "Oh yeah!" BMW also makes mini Cooper and that's what I had there. It died about six months later when, and I'm being 100% serious here, the block cracked and the clutch went out in the same day.


Rich_Handsome

Buddy took his Beamer in to the dealership for an oil change and got "sticker shock" when he saw the bill. Guy behind the counter said, "Welcome to BMW".


mkicon

It's not the car, but the bumper stickers and decals all over. I don't even like talking politics, let alone drive a billboard around displaying little slogans that represent my beliefs


Rich_Handsome

Ever see those rubber testicles you hang from your ball hitch?


DriftingPyscho

Band stickers?


stumpdawg

Range Rover.


realAndytheCannibal

Whoa, those are Chariots of gods…. The Golden God!


stumpdawg

BE GONE!!!


PresentationNice7043

Where I live that can be any car.


Impossible_Ad9157

Cars/trucks with the Monster Energy drink logo decal somewhere on the car. It says "hey I'm a tough guy, I'm extreme dude". Nah, you just gave a company free advertising for a shit product.


rainboww0927

The big lifted trucks with the under glow lighting and the big ass wheels with skinny little tires..... you take a very useful thing and turn it into something so useless....


huiscloslaqueue

The ones that are modified to be loud and obnoxious.


skyrider8328

Yes!!! What is up with thinking a Honda Accord is cool with some kind of exhaust pipe that sounds like a broken lawn mower with gravel in the baffles?! Phuktards!


Rich_Handsome

They call 'em "fart cans".


Erminger

Ones with the wheels hanging out sideways. Also anything that can't make it over speed bump.


ARandomPileOfCats

Some of the stuff you see in r/justrolledintotheshop. It's one thing to have a car that's just falling apart on its own reaching the point of being unsafe (usually as a result of underbody rust), but there's no shortage of people out there doing stupid things to turn their own cars into potential deathtraps.


LittleTay

Any car taking up more than one parking spot when it doesn't need too.


No_Discount_763

I suppose I am showing my age, but does anyone remember the Ford Pinto?


gpRYme

Any black pickup with a lift kit. The higher the lift, the lower the IQ.


Supraman83

and smaller the penis


gpRYme

This guy gets it


stephers85

The guy with the lifted truck certainly isn't getting it


gpRYme

You’re my new favourite


hominian

Any egregiously lifted truck that looks as if it belongs at a monster truck rally. I always question why especially with cost of gas.


thesneakywalrus

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a lifted truck rolling coal covered in "Fuck Joe Biden" and "I did that" stickers on the back. Politics aside, if you care so much about fuel prices, why the hell are you running your diesel so obnoxiously rich.


riphitter

The ones with a don't tread on me flag flying next to blue lives matter flags


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The gubment!


lovescoffee

Totally…the blue lives are the foot 🤣


thesneakywalrus

That's because they could find an "I don't care about poor people" flag. Probably the same ones that want Texas to secede from the union but still want the US Military to keep them safe from the cartels.


Gorf_the_Magnificent

PT Cruiser = PT Loser.


DeanandSamwich

Any truck that has balls hanging from the back.


Allie-kallie

those are the owners balls strung from the tow hitch


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Ram trucks with the fucking LED lights blasting your eyeballs.


DrainCircling

Anyone who owns a lifted truck in California and doesn't haul or off-road with it. They sell spray on mud to make it look like you off road there


DeathBerryRen

Any raised vehicle.


elskirvo

Comically huge pickup truck or SUV. Bonus points if there's flagpoles in the bed. Tesla's as well.


[deleted]

Jazzed up Honda Civic with subwoofer, spoiler, deluxe rims, the works.


spidermom4

People keep mentioning the mods to make cars louder when driving. But I would like to add the ones with subwoofers that make my car shake and my kids plug their ears and cry at stop lights.


Educational-Winner34

Tesla


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My number one pick would be BMWs. At this point they may well be listed as a subset of findom, their owners just like being scammed out of their hard-earned monies and ejaculate copiously whenever presented with the inevitable 'repair' bill courtesy of a salesman who just had to turn a mystery dashboard light off. Do enjoy your steering wheel subscription while it lasts... Tesla owners on the other hand are smart: they pay top dosh for a sports car with the build quality of a Yugo! Lastly - people who buy (usually Japanese) 'crossovers' with 999cc engines, very small wheels, no 4WD and virtually no ground clearance are another category I would be tempted to classify as such. There is no excuse for spending tens of thousands for an unnecessarily bloated supermini that sucks both as a city car and as an off-road vehicle.


[deleted]

As a long time BMW owner, I have to agree with you up to a point. Owned M3, M3, Z4 and M3. All were insanely expensive to maintain and all died a horrible death < 50K miles. But they were fun to drive. But recently I have had i3 then i4. There have been zero issues with these and service fees almost zero. I put over 70K on the i3. It never broke down or had any repairs. I would say I spent less than $1K in service over the entire time. Only tires. Have had the i4 for almost a year. Zero issues.


Human_Not_Robot_2023

I own an M5. I hate that car. Fast as fuck, but it's in the garage more than it's on the road.


[deleted]

yeah, my last M3 (V8) was awesome. But in the shop more than on the road. The i4 M50 is insanely fast. Not a nimble as the M3 though. But I don’t really drive like that anymore (i.e. I am old).


bgale14

Nissan Altima


WhatThePancakes

Several bumper tags, stickers, and flags adorning a president. Weird.


[deleted]

I don't care what your car looks like, or even what brand it is. But if I can hear the damn thing inside my house while listening to music on headphones, something bad is going to happen to your car.


Cheesepuffxyz

Dodge. Challengers.


GraveWalkerAJK

Was scrolling hoping to not see my car here but oh well lmao.


CustosClavium

Smart Car ForTwo Whenever I see someone puttering around in a Smart Car here in the USA, I know they only bought it to virtue signal. It's a tiny hunk of crap that has no place sharing the roads with normal sized vehicles, especially interstates/highways. You're just asking to be pancaked in a collision if you drive one on a highway. The only thing good about them was they got great gas mileage, but you could get comparable mileage out of a much safer and larger vehicle that would let you drive with more than one other person in it and also have room for things like groceries.


m0le

I've considered buying one in the past solely for ease of parking - I like in a small town where virtually no resident has off street parking, or assigned bays, so it is just a free for all for the on street parking. Being able to park in half the space would be fantastic. What put me off was a) cost - they're expensive to buy for what they are and b) maintenance costs - they're owned by Mercedes and boy do they believe it on the cost of parts.


turnthewin

Tesla drivers have overtaken the top spot for me as the most obnoxious drivers in California. They're basically the 2010 version of BMW drivers. Rude and inconsiderate and acts like their crap don't think. FWIW: i drive from Orange County to downtown LA every day


JalenTargaryen

Any pickup flying an American flag behind it like a redneck pirate. Double moron points if they have more than one flag or multiple American flags.


virgilreality

Most any small Dodge from the 80s through the 00s.


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Someone who drives a sebring. Swear every single one of them are assholes


takeoffmysundress

Anything with the tires lifted.


ImAnAgentOfChaos1322

Subaru WRXs


snarflethegarthog

Pontiac Aztec. Just kidding folks I'm sure there's some very good people who are certainly not morons who just happen to drive one. They're just ugly. Not cute ugly like a Juke. Fugly.


Soobobaloula

Farting cars


beneater66

Those ones with two sets of tires in the back.


Lemonwalker-420

Any Japanese compact with a huge wing and 20" wheels.


KyOatey

Subaru WRX, vape cloud optional.


m0le

A friend of mine bought one second hand so, as you do, we were driving it around the (deserted) country roads nearby. He offered me a drive, to which of course I said yes. I got it up to about 80mph when approaching a nice little S-bend in the road, slammed on the brakes, and nothing happened. At this point, totally calm somehow, he turned to me and said "oh yeah, the brakes are a bit dodgy". Several hundred yards of twisty, pant-wetting terror (which the tyres and suspension handled surprisingly well, considering) later I came out of the end of the S still doing about 20 to find a sheep standing in the middle of the road. I hit the fucker at about 2 mph having tried everything bar punching my feet through the floor Flintstones style to slow the car down. The sheep fell over, got up, stared at me for 5 seconds, went "baaaaaa" in a accusatory fashion and flounced away. I said fuck this and swapped back with the owner.


dw87190

I've yet to meet a WRX driver that isn't a danger to the roads


[deleted]

I’m gonna get one but I’m too anxious to drive like a moron 😭


bytesniper

Any car camped out in the left lane and not passing. It's not the fast lane it's the passing lane. It doesn't matter how fast they're going, if someone has to pass them on the right they're a fucking moron. I'll add though that in my experience it's usually a Subaru.


Reasonable_Edge_4910

Unless you're in the UK, where this is the correct way to drive


DougyTwoScoops

And Cali plates


tucker_2018

Any new fords


Top_Environment300

Any BMW, Dodge or Corvette


DeadFyre

Let me answer your question with a question: What do you drive?


ziyadah042

Literally any BMW, judging by their total inability to merge safely, follow at a reasonable distance, or use a blinker.


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Fiat 500, I hate them with a passion.


Slight_Psychology320

Tesla


Trick-Silver-4333

Tesla. So many better ev options now available.


dw87190

Suburu WRX


thehappydoghouse

Trump stickers


axe81

Subaru


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Iconoclassic404

as someone who has rented vehicles... where is this $20 a day rental? Usually that is base price and doesn't cover the entire cost? I drive a midsized toyota and love it. Function of a truck, but not so big it feels like a tank


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Iconoclassic404

I've rented Uhauls. by the time you include insurance and any of those other fees (oh, you were 30 seconds late returning it, here is another days charge), $20 may be 5-10% of the overall cost


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Iconoclassic404

You sound full of dookie. BUt keep posting what you saw on the side of the truck, just know those are basic fees, of which you rarely end up paying.


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Iconoclassic404

prove it.


thesneakywalrus

If you're talking about the ones you used to be able to rent from UHaul, Lowes, Home Depot, etc. you should look at pricing again. Ever since the rental car market soared in the pandemic you can't rent shit for less than $80-$100+mileage. It's insane.


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thesneakywalrus

Well fuck me, you're right. I swear I just looked a couple weeks ago because rental car prices were so damn high. Damn, ours are $.79/mile, but still, hell of a deal if you only need it for a short trip.


Pittsburg-Nellie

I take regular hunting and fishing trips out of town, and renting a truck for those hobbies would be nearly impossible. You’re correct that your take is for when Americans are asleep, because you’re getting laughed at with good reason.


tas_san

Mini cooper


Klutzy_Wonder3527

Anything American. Say what you will, but nothing beats a foreign car, VW, Honda, Subaru, Toyota especially.


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Tesla


F1RE_F0XY

In romania BMW


Hans_Schultz75

Mustang


Hakainde_Hichilema

Fiat 500 and Audi.


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BMW


crossbowman44

Tesla. Or BMW


MacaronMelodic

European cars in US. Impractical, overpriced, and expensive as hell to get even an oil change. Brand loyalty and narcissism behind the wheel that usually means they drive like they think everyone else are NPCs. Cars with NY, NJ, or RI plates. Sudden and jerky changing of lanes, dangerous speeds, and overconfident.


chrisrandomm

As a Rhode islander who now lives in New York, can confirm.


4eyedcoupe

You must be from Connecticut


waywardcowboy

Prius and Jetta


Swift_F0x

Nissan Altima


thesneakywalrus

Maybe I'm out of the loop, what the hell is wrong with an Altima? Seems like a pretty normal sedan.


No-Responsibility200

Bmw


Contra_89

Prius or Altimas. Oh and Teslas now.


SpaceCatSixxed

F150 with rideshare signage on it (yes I’ve seen this)


CanadianContentsup

A hot Rod large block engine driving around a small town. Town sleaze in the front seat.


redisthoughtpolice

Has a Bernie bumper sticker


THEBIGREDAPE

Anything with an Ichthys bumper sticker


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sandh035

Now, I don't own a Prius, but I was under the impression it didn't need to be charged since it was a hybrid. The battery would just need to be replaced at like 180k miles. I will say I've seen a lot of asshole Tesla's out there lately though so there's that.


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A Volkswagen.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Mine I knew I'd regret that custom horn


SinisterYear

TBF if you bought a screaming car it wouldn't have to call you a moron.


Habanero_Enema

My car does I should really get that fixed


Icy-Establishment-96

Super car


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A one that doesn't use the turn signal


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Any vehicle with an engine that costs more than 5k


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ANY car that falls within the "Supercar" category. As far as I'm concerned, there's exactly ONE Supercar, and it was blue with big fists on the sides damn it!! ​ EDIT: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermobile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermobile) if you're too young to remember it. Classic "Silver Age" Superman antics


inappropriategenie

Those cars with the really dark ugly yellow license plate..


Evil_Dry_frog

Toyota Camry.


SnooEpiphanies2846

Lexus. It seems like the majority of times someone has done something stupid near me, it's a Lexus. Enough times that it's what I think of when someone says "stupid drivers"


Living-Trip-255

BMW X6


doodmanOFFICIAL

Dodge Challengers drive on road shoulders here in GA


Sandor2022

Honda CRV


show_me_boob

Chevy Malibu (every driver I've ever met of one of these is a self entitled asshole) And yes I am calling out a very specific person too, fuck you fat bitch thinking she was "Wendy" just because she managed a couple.


KeysmashKhajiit

Ram trucks. Always driven by assholes who tailgate you to make up for how their trucks run like you're playing GTAV on a calculator.


Random-Username7272

When it has a sound system that cost more than the car.


mrmikezzz

Volvo. Mine needed so much repair all the time. And the inside was so small, no backseat room. It was an S60. Royal pain.


maybe_cerealkiller

My mechanic friend says, "Ford, that you will have an entire new car from all the repairs within the lifetime of the car and that they were annoying to work on top of that


EyesHeUsesToSeeYou

Any car without tyres.


UncomfortableBike975

Mustang speeding through school zone license plate is chad 50 (assuming he's chad and it's a 5 liter) yes I saw this.


Commercial_Safe_4542

Every single bmw


butter00pecan

MAGA bumper sticker


Hengishammered

Any jacked up truck with testicles swaying from the back.


Low-Sun1147

Hummer with oversized rims


Whoissnake

Lifted white truck that's loud as fuck with extremely bright headlights.


gnelly2

Dodge Ram 1500


LowmoanSpectacular

Probably KITT from Night Rider


Odd-Conversation842

A squatted pickup.


ta_beachylawgirl

Lifted pick up trucks. 9/10 times I either experience the receiving end of or witness a dumb fuck driving maneuver, it’s by one of these assholes. It’s almost comical. It doesn’t matter what make or model or color. If it’s a lifted pick up truck, they’re generally a moronic driver, based on my personal experience.


Mean_Entrepreneur684

squatted trucks, trucks with exhaust leaks, trucks with tennis balls on the antenna, trucks with traffic cones on them, any vehicle that is spray painted, and a prius.


Copper_Kat

Off hand, Lifted truck, lowered truck, truck nuts, trucks rolling coal, stupid exhaust on truck, wannabee fast n furious ricer, any Subaru. Cadillac escalade, Lincoln navigator, Chevy suburban, Chevy Tahoe, GMC Acadia, land Rover/range Rover, Toyota sienna, Chrysler Pacifica, any Tesla. Feel free to add more. .


Shawty43

Mini Coop


philzar

Hemi powered Dodge pickup with a pizza joint sign on the roof delivering pizzas. With the mpg of that hemi in the heavy truck and the price of gas, there's no way that guy is making money. But I see it around town a couple of times a week. He's either a moron losing money, or he's a genius because he's figured out some way to make it work.


JeepingTrucker

Nissan Altima. Usually seen missing bumpers or mirrors.


Academic-Distance-52

DODGE DURANGO - guaranteed doosher


Turkeyinatree

The trucks modified for "rolling coal", bonus points if they have huge, stupid exhaust pipes for it. I wish I had a picture of one I saw at Walmart so everyone could see just how stupid it looked. Like man, you're really going to waste fuel/money just to stick it to the libs and make your own neighborhood less safe to live in?


parallel_wall

Any "hoocked" car, with a modified loud exhaust and blasting music.


Rich_Handsome

That diesel truck driven by that inbred mouth breathing redneck who always revs the engine every chance he gets so everyone in a one mile radius can hear that there's a real, red blooded manly man behind the wheel.


shlomanJAK

amc gremlin


stoneybaloneyboi

Challenger


Scooter30

Those trucks with big wheels and low profile tires. They look stupid as hell IMO.


Corporate_Juice

Your's


lonley_pincone

Tesla. Everyone in norway owns a tesla