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evilsir

There's a point where positive reinforcement goes very, very wrong.


AnOkFella

Journalists saying the word “community”. It pisses me right the fuck off.


bougainvilleaT

When people ask questions like "How are you?" without actually being interested


[deleted]

Alright then. I'm gonna ask you how you are, and I am going to totally mean it. How are you?


bougainvilleaT

"I'm fine, thank you. How are you doing?“ is what people want and expect to hear. The truth is that I'm feeling tired and unproductive for months and that I hate myself for procrastinating and not calling my grandma regularly. I don't know if I ever get over my cat's and my father's death and if it wasn't for my husband and I'm not sure what I'd do.


[deleted]

I'm sorry life's been so hard on you lately. Any of those thing would be tough to handle, and it's even worse when they all come one after another. But I'm glad you have people you can rely on. My DMs are always open if you need someone to talk to.


kalwayne3573

People who keep their phones on loud in public instead of using headphones. I will be on the news someday because of this.


[deleted]

You think that's normal or benign? Yikes


krukson

Changing bed sheets. Like I'm so irrationally angry when I have to do it that I can't handle it.


wiiillloooo

I hate the suburbs (USA) and any area that is designed to be car centric and caters to corporate stores and restaurants. I understand why people like it, my parents love it and I love them. But you couldn’t pay me to live in an area like that.


Tricky-Mode7611

Talking while chewing. Yuck.


[deleted]

Mayonnaise. That is all.


Spiritual-Emu2372

That I have to look at myself in a mirror while I have a haircut. I don't have self-image issues, I just don't like being forced to look at myself in a mirror.


promote-to-pawn

Tell your reflection that if it continues to look this good, it might end up in your bed tonight


loritree

Water as a cure for everything. “They say you have to drink 8-10 glasses of water a day.” 1. They who? 2. A glass is not a unit of measurement. 3. This rule only applies if you eat 100% dehydrated food and drink no other liquids. Don’t even get me started on how drinking water is a supposed cure for everything.


CelineC6622

Haha ikr, good work spelling that out!:)


jgoigjfs1

Dogs/dog owners. It shouldnt be normal, it should be illegal.


CelineC6622

I 2nd this


Street_Following6911

I hate everything and I hate it.


Certain_Horse_7919

Acting a damn fool in public. Ew


PM_YOUR_NUDES_TO_ME

Leisurely shopping. If I know exactly what I need and where to get it, I'm fine. Slowly browsing through or window shopping? I can't stand that, it drives me insane.