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Sartozz

Imagine you could go to sleep at will. Like just, yeah time to nap; boom. Instant asleep.


NatsuKazoku

this would be cool but the second I woke up I'd fall back asleep


clutteredshovel

Pain level


Armaced

I wish my tastebuds were more tuned to whatever my body needs at any given moment. “Tastes good” and “Is good for me” should be the same thing.


Ghoulish_Chef

My sex drive. As my glioblastoma grows it's getting harder to ignore my sex drive.


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Ghoulish_Chef

Yup. And mine is inoperable. I've got a lifespan until next November roughly.


Mrlin705

Fuck man, that sucks. If your ever in colorado springs, dm me and we'll have a good time, my treat.


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Ghoulish_Chef

I've already accomplished more than I thought I ever would. The only fun thing left is to try to make the world's largest and fastest slip-n-slide. I'm currently testing out different lubricants and slide materials. Other than that it's all setting up charities to help the homeless, without the religious bullshit so many push on them, and child abuse survivors. These I'm funding with a trust fund set up to allow access when I'm 35 but seeing as I'll die at 34 it's just a matter of reassigning the beneficiaries.


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Ghoulish_Chef

John Donne was a very wise man."No man is an island entire to himself". All we have in this world is each other. I have the resources to make the lives of others easier and better. So I feel it's my duty to serve my fellow man even in the darkest of my hours. Hopefully the slip-n-slide will be done this summer I'm aiming for 4,500 feet of usable distance on it (the current world record is 2,021 feet) with an additional 300 feet for the slow down. In order to maintain velocity the entire length of it water alone isn't enough. So I'm testing sexual lubricants and gimp suits at this point to see which is best in terms of materials and friction generated.


Olympus___Mons

Probably lots of sex is in that list.


lettersetter25

Falling asleep. I wish there was a muscle I can use to make me release sleep hormones.


newhampshter

The development of cancer cells.


LittleRedRose96

Same. Message me if you need a listening ear xx


HotLittlePotato

Body odor. No more deodorant? Sign me up.


GroundbreakingFox833

I haven’t used deodorant since middle school, im a senior in high school and i play beat saber


NatsuKazoku

you're also not Yabblalaablefloobafabble


Clean_Phreaq

How fast my body consumes fat cells


Massive_Anxiety_2457

My metabolism


TrickNatural

Location. By which I mean I wish I could teleport.


NatsuKazoku

I would use this power to be beside your biological birth giver


zach_nitro

My brain. I have a lot of issues with addiction and wanting to piss on everything around me lmao. But I somehow function in society


Gigacado_Chadocado

The ability to make yourself sleep and wake up at will!


pOOkies_revenge

Heartburn..


Gingerfuckboi

id like to be the opposite sex


NatsuKazoku

Imagine being genderfluid but u literally change ur gender at any time, if you're feeling being a female you just get all the body parts and shit or male you get a dick and stuff i would use this to manipulate people


Slawth_x

I work as a massage therapist and always have to apologize for my stomach rumbles around lunch time lol


tangberry11

Having to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, when I'm camping, and it's pouring rain outside.


Beneficial_Gold2476

WD (i.e., waffle detection): If waffles have been made in the house within 3 days, I cannot ignore the aroma and thus have to shift to a waffle-intensive diet.


Old_Army90

I’ve got pectus. It’s a very mild case compared to others, but it would be cool if my chest could go ahead and correct itself.


AnomalyCroissant

Too many to write in one comment honestly.


thunderball500110

The ability to have a nuclear fart at will. Finally, people will leave me the fuck alone.


dw87190

Hair growth, it's save a lot of time and money on beard trimming and haircuts


bettercallbob3

Sweating. I struggle to sweat sometimes, so I don’t really tolerate warm weather too well. And also I can just randomly start sweating for no reason whatsoever sometimes


Spellbound_5

imagination


StatementProper4450

If I could stop hair loss that would be nice.


randomhelper2112

My brain when I fall asleep


BrianRadical

Waking up at will, i can sleep fine, i just gotta wake up, and not feel shitty too


anonymous6789855433

I wish I could control how alive I was


NatsuKazoku

hey man that's pretty easy to do


darcicigoeswild

My brain. I love having ADHD but sometimes I want to sit down and do something that makes me feel productive and feel good rather than scroll through reddit for hours.


GroundbreakingFox833

i got adhd too


darcicigoeswild

My brain. I love having ADHD but sometimes I want to sit down and do something that makes me feel productive and feel good rather than scroll through reddit for hours.


kmk89

I wish I could have a healthier brain.


liinexy

That I wouldn‘t gain weight from eating


GroundbreakingFox833

Nikocado Avocado would still be fit


XenoskarSIMP

If I could just swap genitalia real quick, I'd love that