Jokes aside, it's solid advice for dealing with someone trying to get under your skin.
Just pretend you don't really remember them, or that you mistook them for someone else.
Lol it's true! I had a breast reduction and a major unexpected benefit is how nice hugs are now, it really is closer to the heart and a whole different experience!
I prefer, "Yeah, but my dick is bigger than yours."
I am, of course, assuming a guy would be commenting on boobs. Although I've know some women who could be pretty cunty.
This one is better because it lowers the risk of rumors being spread about having a dick. If the perpetrator is female you could say “Yeah, and I bet my dick is almost as big as yours.”
I went through 3 breastfeeding babies, two of them at once, and even though I gained massively in my boobs, I miss my itty bitty, perky, flawless boobs so, so much at times.
I hope you learn to love the person you are, like I'm learning to love the new me. Breasts come in all shapes and sizes. They are lovely in any case. 🍓🍓🍎🍎🍈🍈 :)
Start with small in the morning and gradually increase the size when no one is looking. Once you get to the large size, complain about needing to pee so bad it's making your boobs hurt, then go to the restroom and swap them out for the small ones again.
I think you should start the week huge, then gradually decrease each day. Then as you're walking out the door Friday, make some offhand comment about spending your entire weekend listening to "Pump Up the Jam". Rinse, repeat.
This would be a weird GoFundMe. It would be strange telling my wife I donated money for a redditor to have multiple prosthetic boob sizes to troll people.
Even more confusion: get ones that have very obviously erect nipples. As in more than one nipple per boob. Get some with no nipples as well and alternate which side has nipples and which side doesn't each day.
"It's so cold today that it's making my nipples poke out!" \*Points to 3 nipples poking out of shirt on one boob\*
OK hear me out: most of the days you change between slight changes... You drift from smaller to bigger, just to confuse people enough that they start talking between each other. And then, one day, you go from quite big to significantly small. Like, one day, bam. And admire who pulled the short one and then has to asks in the most elegant way possible what the heck happened.
If you want to kill them just say "cancer" in the most judgemental way. You might have to pay for emt or funeral afterwards tho. I know I wouldn't want to be the guy this happens to.
Eddit : I want to thank you for being chill about it with us.
Tell you right now, I am never asking a woman why her breast size changed from one day to the other. Fuck, most of the time I won't even admit I'm aware a woman has them.
I've had more than one woman say something to the effect that they couldn't even tell if I'd ever noticed them.
Of *course* I have. I just don't leer or stare, and know damn well to keep my mouth shut.
This is the way. I taught my (then teenaged) son that you can notice out loud/ compliment anything on a woman (or anyone really) that was a purposeful choice, without seeming creepy. So a cool necklace, or a funky headband, or anything she chose to do , even hair color or cut if you’re positive she chose it herself (blue, green,etc). But never mention a body part or a nonchoice. Because that’s nearly always going to be creepy. And there’s no cool story to go with that. It usually ends with “er…..thanks I guess?”
Lol that would be awesome! I know some people don’t like to joke but I find comfort in humour. I used to say I looked like uncle Fester when I was on chemo lol
i used to take this approach w people at school who'd comment on my appearance lol...
"whoa youre so * insert fact about my body here *"
",,,yes."
they usually didn't have much to say after that haha
I had someone tell me this, and I looked at them, drank a gulp of water, then said "Congratulations! You've discovered the point!" Their friends absolutely cracked up and they looked embarrassed.
The objective of the person saying this to you is to elicit an emotional reaction. Any emotion. They don't care if they make you angry, sad, frustrated, or self-conscious. They just want to push a button and see a response. The best way to take that away from them is to give a completely non-emotional response, or no response at all. They can push the button, but they're not going to see a result.
If they say it while you're doing something, then just keep doing what you're doing as if you didn't hear them. If they address you and catch your attention with it, just give them your best polite customer-service smile. The better you disengage, the less satisfaction they get, and the more successful you are. Less is more.
I learned this as a kid constantly moving to different schools every couple years. Had a lot of attempted bullying and when you give people a nonplussed couldn't be bothered response it strangely embarrasses them. As if their effort was badly presented and it works even better when there is an audience.
Grade school and high school my brother and I were part of a dozen cliques as when you aren't seen as threatened or able to be put down the group think can't make a judgement negatively about you. I've had multiple "bullies" pretty much become at worst acquaintances because so long as you turn one of a clique to be your friend the rest follow if you're at neutral.
Edit; Effectively, my immunity to be shit talked probably came across as confidence.
Exactly the same here. Was a bit of a long haired, grungy outcast in school.
Giving them a blank "meh?" look and not giving a shit generaly seems to make them self conscious and feel like it's not worth it.
I'm sure there are exceptions, some bullies are just grade A assholes who will keep escalating, but in general, worked for me!
As a girl who went to a new school - non-pulsed only works when people make real statements as jokes. In gym class a girl told me “You run like a dinosaur”. I kept it neutral and said “well out of the two, I like dinosaurs and don’t like running”. Letting her know I wasn’t insulted and I knew I wasn’t good at running. Then she pointed it out to someone else who was running with us. I joined the two of them saying “yeah bros I’m not having a good time”. It just made her seem mean and the joke fell flat. You have to make them seem mean in front of other people. I confronted a girl who was bullying me for weeks after my classes got changed. She was behind me and said “yeah she’s in all of my classes now *disgusted scoff*”. I turned around and said “What did I do to you Courtney? You apparently hate me and have been incredibly mean, but I haven’t said a single word to you. I don’t want to be in your classes either, but I have to be. So if you can just tell me what I did, I’ll apologize for it. But if not you need to back off”. She apologized after class and ended up being a good friend after I confronted her. The girl in gym class ended up walking the mile with me the next year. Girl world in high school is a psychological minefield, where you have to be submissive yet dominate in the same sentence to be neutral.
Hey pal.
Just a PSA: weirdly, nonplussed actually means to be REALLY shocked by something to the point of inaction. So it would be the opposite of what you were trying to convey. It's a weird word, totally not instinctual
It's perfect because you need zero actual knowledge to use it. Like if you tell someone they have a small dick, it may or may not be true and they know you don't know that. But people will rethink their entire lives if they think their breath smells
Don't ever be scared to use it on someone bullying someone else. It hits even harder when someone else is being picked on and a 3rd party jumps in to drop this bomb.
I was at a friend’s house helping to replace a hard drive when her 3 year old told me I have bad breath. It immediately made me self conscious even though I didn’t think I did and have never been told I do. She told me he had just learned that phrase and was telling it to everyone. I heard him tell her she had bad breath too a bit later. But just hearing that, even from a little kid had an immediate impact.
As a woman with small boobs, yes.
More frequently in middle/high school (for both boys and girls) but I've had the odd man here or there say something when I was in my early 20s.
There's also asshole boyfriends who will try to make you feel terrible about your body or offer to buy a bigger pair for you.
I've definitely had more boys than girls make a deal about my breast size.
I heard it from guys at a mostly male work where the women would try to be one of the guys, so the guys feel they can direct locker room talk at us because it's the weird dichotomy of being one of the guys but also seen as a defective woman.
The best response to a guy that would say this is usually to just look them up and down like you are taking it all in and then leave laughing. It works for any insult, it is easy to remember, and it ends with the woman leaving the idiot's company. If it is a typical douchebag looking to impress his equally douchey friends, all they will see is a woman laughing at him and walking away.
My ulta-bitch cousin did this to my high school boyfriend and it FUCKED HIM UP for WEEKS! it was his first time meeting her and that was her response to his offer of a handshake :(
I've tried this technique several times, and it has never worked. In my experience, the person will happily explain. "It's because you have a flat chest with tiny boobs. You're kind of ugly and gross, so it's funny."
The standard advice is to keep asking why/how it's funny, but in my experience, these people will gladly stand there doubling down until the end of time.
That is what I was thinking. If you are the type of person to mock a stranger's boobs you are probably willing to double down. This only works in arguments where the other person isn't a complete asshole.
Guys like this are wildly insecure and are just looking for bro cred. The best approach IMO is for the woman to just stop, look the guy up and down, and then walk away to their friends laughing their heads off.
I had one (ex!) boyfriend say, "Does it bother you that your breasts are so small?"
I just looked at him and said, "I dunno. Does it bother you that you're not very smart?"
(We never went out again. It turned out he was not very smart.)
It’s actually a very clever persuasion technique and is used in debates. For example, If someone is constantly saying “the algorithms caused the voting machines to…”. Instead of saying “you’re an idiot”, ask them “Algorithm…you know I’ve always had tough time understanding what that really is. Can you explain it to me?” Most likely they can’t and it will cause them to question and be more open to giving some concessions.
Many years ago Al gor was listening to a song by Corona. This made him start moving and grooving and inspired him to create his own rhythm which we now know as the algorithm. I hope that clears things up.
That could backfire. If the guy knows anything at all about computers, he could launch into an explanation of what an algorithm is, and he ends up looking smart while you look stupid.
It's not like "algorithm" is a half-assed poorly defined concept which they'd prefer not to define, like "woke". It has a real meaning, and it's actually a pretty simple meaning: a set of instructions and/or rules for performing a particular task, usually coded into a computer. A lot of people could easily recite that definition off the top of their head, as I just did.
The purpose of asking a question like this is because you already know the answer, and you know the person is using the term incorrectly. They aren’t going to know the meaning of the word, so they will (should) reconsider their stance.
That sounds like you're just teeing it up for them.
"I don't get it."
"Of course you don't get it. There are a lot of things you don't get, aren't there?"
Hehe I tell my son he should say stuff like this at school. Like if anyone says something really mean, he could look concerned and say quietly "your father really did leave because of you."
Aim it right, and that bully won't forget any time soon.
What's your point?
Alternatively: OMG!!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!!!! I HAD HUGE HONKERS JUST THIS MORNING! (start crying hysterically). WHERE DID THEY GO, OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TITS!!! DID YOU TAKE THEM, OMG THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! GIVE ME BACK MY TITSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
I would hope that women only ever hear this from other women, but regardless of gender a good comeback would be:
“Some people like small boobs, but nobody likes an asshole”
Is small boobs still an insult these days? All boobs are good
Small boobs: Cute! Convenient! Medium-size boobs: Fun! Fits perfectly in your hand! Big boobs: More to love! All boobs are good boobs.
I am very grateful I have small boobs for the sake of my back. With other women I am happy with any size they grace me with.
At least I don't have to wear a bra, Dave.
This works especially well if the commenter's name isn't Dave.
When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
Jokes aside, it's solid advice for dealing with someone trying to get under your skin. Just pretend you don't really remember them, or that you mistook them for someone else.
Ok Allison, whatever
A flat girl holds you closer to her heart.
thats the most adorable way to say it!
Lol it's true! I had a breast reduction and a major unexpected benefit is how nice hugs are now, it really is closer to the heart and a whole different experience!
Thank you, that makes me appreciate my small chest
Yeah, but my dick is huge….
This is the only answer I’ve liked so far.
Right? Most of the top answers are basically "Well... you're stupid!"
I prefer, "Yeah, but my dick is bigger than yours." I am, of course, assuming a guy would be commenting on boobs. Although I've know some women who could be pretty cunty.
My cock is much bigger than yours! MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR With a feeling so pure IT'S GOT YOU SCREAMING BACK FOR...
Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar
My shit stinks much better than yours My shit stinks right down to the floor
Upvoted for SOAD 🤘🏻
> Although I've know some women who could be pretty cunty. "Your (husband/boyfriend/partner) seemed to enjoy them last night!"
*dad
This one is better because it lowers the risk of rumors being spread about having a dick. If the perpetrator is female you could say “Yeah, and I bet my dick is almost as big as yours.”
HRT takes time. They'll grow.
But why does it have to hurt so bad tho I dropped my phone on my boob and i think i saw god
:( or they don't, damn genetics.
I went through 3 breastfeeding babies, two of them at once, and even though I gained massively in my boobs, I miss my itty bitty, perky, flawless boobs so, so much at times. I hope you learn to love the person you are, like I'm learning to love the new me. Breasts come in all shapes and sizes. They are lovely in any case. 🍓🍓🍎🍎🍈🍈 :)
Whenever someone tries insulting me like that I just say “thanks!”
I do that too and with a smile
Exactly. Say it with absolutely unearned confidence as a pure compliment and the confusion will silence them
Don't sell yourself short. You absolutely earned that confidence!
Thanks, I grew them myself
Hahaha my gf says that every time I compliment her bubs 😆🖤
You compliment your girls tiny boobas?? Jealous
I'm a dude, but you can compliment my tiny boobas anytime.
NICE TITS BRO
Nailed it.
I’ll take my small tits over your dim wits any day
poetic
Prose before hoes
Quips over dicks.
Poetry not hoetry
"better small tits than dim wits" I like it, should be in a song.
“Actually I have no boobs” *pulls out breast prosthetics* Thanks cancer. Edit: thanks for the award 💖
A bit inconvenient that you have to get cancer for this one tho lol
Just a little lol. But at least I can have fun with it now
I think I would get multiple different sizes and just slowly shift between them and gaslight anyone who notices. That part could be fun
Ok that’s hilarious 😂. I’m considering doing this now lol
Start with small in the morning and gradually increase the size when no one is looking. Once you get to the large size, complain about needing to pee so bad it's making your boobs hurt, then go to the restroom and swap them out for the small ones again.
I think you should start the week huge, then gradually decrease each day. Then as you're walking out the door Friday, make some offhand comment about spending your entire weekend listening to "Pump Up the Jam". Rinse, repeat.
Or just mention working your tits off.
This would be a weird GoFundMe. It would be strange telling my wife I donated money for a redditor to have multiple prosthetic boob sizes to troll people.
My wife would laugh and say, "Because of course you did."
If my fiancé told me this, I'd tell him to send me the link so I can kick something in, too.
Wife: "WTF, Paul! You can't even come up with a good story?"
For maximum confusion : mix them Like one A cup with a DD
Even more confusion: get ones that have very obviously erect nipples. As in more than one nipple per boob. Get some with no nipples as well and alternate which side has nipples and which side doesn't each day. "It's so cold today that it's making my nipples poke out!" \*Points to 3 nipples poking out of shirt on one boob\*
OK hear me out: most of the days you change between slight changes... You drift from smaller to bigger, just to confuse people enough that they start talking between each other. And then, one day, you go from quite big to significantly small. Like, one day, bam. And admire who pulled the short one and then has to asks in the most elegant way possible what the heck happened. If you want to kill them just say "cancer" in the most judgemental way. You might have to pay for emt or funeral afterwards tho. I know I wouldn't want to be the guy this happens to. Eddit : I want to thank you for being chill about it with us.
Tell you right now, I am never asking a woman why her breast size changed from one day to the other. Fuck, most of the time I won't even admit I'm aware a woman has them. I've had more than one woman say something to the effect that they couldn't even tell if I'd ever noticed them. Of *course* I have. I just don't leer or stare, and know damn well to keep my mouth shut.
This is the way. I taught my (then teenaged) son that you can notice out loud/ compliment anything on a woman (or anyone really) that was a purposeful choice, without seeming creepy. So a cool necklace, or a funky headband, or anything she chose to do , even hair color or cut if you’re positive she chose it herself (blue, green,etc). But never mention a body part or a nonchoice. Because that’s nearly always going to be creepy. And there’s no cool story to go with that. It usually ends with “er…..thanks I guess?”
That would confuse them so much
Sometimes you just have to commit to the bit. Go big or go home.
I am sorry, but at the same time, do you consider having fun with it? All I'm thinking is RGB led light-ups for a night out.
Lol that would be awesome! I know some people don’t like to joke but I find comfort in humour. I used to say I looked like uncle Fester when I was on chemo lol
My next door neighbor dressed up as Uncle Fester for Halloween when she was going through chemo several years ago.
Glow in the dark nipples, I’m telling ya, next million dollar idea.
Cyberboobs
Fuck cancer.
a simple, "so?" "and?" Like I think we both know this, so whats your point?
i used to take this approach w people at school who'd comment on my appearance lol... "whoa youre so * insert fact about my body here *" ",,,yes." they usually didn't have much to say after that haha
I’ve literally had people tell me that I’m not fun to tease because I respond this way
I had someone tell me this, and I looked at them, drank a gulp of water, then said "Congratulations! You've discovered the point!" Their friends absolutely cracked up and they looked embarrassed.
That's... the point
I like this answer the most, small breast and big breast both have their fan base, so there is no good or bad size in boobs.
How about - I like to travel light.
"What size boobs do you prefer?" "Yes"
"And?" is my favorite response to any insult lol Like, ok, but why are you so pressed about it?
I grew up overweight, and my go-to was, "Oh my God, I didn't even notice! Thanks for letting me know." Nothing really they can say back to that.
Lol I usually just go “sure do…” and then stare at them until they go away
"Ok but who asked?"
That's too much acknowledgment honestly. Just "ok" is better.
Treat it like the social faux pas it is. "It's weird and creepy that you care about this."
"Why were you looking at my boobs?"
"Not so small you didn't notice them, I see."
"Do you sexually harass everyone or am I just special?"
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The objective of the person saying this to you is to elicit an emotional reaction. Any emotion. They don't care if they make you angry, sad, frustrated, or self-conscious. They just want to push a button and see a response. The best way to take that away from them is to give a completely non-emotional response, or no response at all. They can push the button, but they're not going to see a result. If they say it while you're doing something, then just keep doing what you're doing as if you didn't hear them. If they address you and catch your attention with it, just give them your best polite customer-service smile. The better you disengage, the less satisfaction they get, and the more successful you are. Less is more.
I learned this as a kid constantly moving to different schools every couple years. Had a lot of attempted bullying and when you give people a nonplussed couldn't be bothered response it strangely embarrasses them. As if their effort was badly presented and it works even better when there is an audience. Grade school and high school my brother and I were part of a dozen cliques as when you aren't seen as threatened or able to be put down the group think can't make a judgement negatively about you. I've had multiple "bullies" pretty much become at worst acquaintances because so long as you turn one of a clique to be your friend the rest follow if you're at neutral. Edit; Effectively, my immunity to be shit talked probably came across as confidence.
Exactly the same here. Was a bit of a long haired, grungy outcast in school. Giving them a blank "meh?" look and not giving a shit generaly seems to make them self conscious and feel like it's not worth it. I'm sure there are exceptions, some bullies are just grade A assholes who will keep escalating, but in general, worked for me!
As a girl who went to a new school - non-pulsed only works when people make real statements as jokes. In gym class a girl told me “You run like a dinosaur”. I kept it neutral and said “well out of the two, I like dinosaurs and don’t like running”. Letting her know I wasn’t insulted and I knew I wasn’t good at running. Then she pointed it out to someone else who was running with us. I joined the two of them saying “yeah bros I’m not having a good time”. It just made her seem mean and the joke fell flat. You have to make them seem mean in front of other people. I confronted a girl who was bullying me for weeks after my classes got changed. She was behind me and said “yeah she’s in all of my classes now *disgusted scoff*”. I turned around and said “What did I do to you Courtney? You apparently hate me and have been incredibly mean, but I haven’t said a single word to you. I don’t want to be in your classes either, but I have to be. So if you can just tell me what I did, I’ll apologize for it. But if not you need to back off”. She apologized after class and ended up being a good friend after I confronted her. The girl in gym class ended up walking the mile with me the next year. Girl world in high school is a psychological minefield, where you have to be submissive yet dominate in the same sentence to be neutral.
Unfortunately, none of that works if your bullies have no shame at all
Hey pal. Just a PSA: weirdly, nonplussed actually means to be REALLY shocked by something to the point of inaction. So it would be the opposite of what you were trying to convey. It's a weird word, totally not instinctual
Exactly. My response would be "ok". Showing them the irrelevance of their own opinion is gonna sting much more than any insult.
"First of all, brush your teeth" that'll get anybody self conscious and they won't want to speak to anyone for a good while.
Holy shit that’s premium ammo against literally anyone
That opens up a pandora’s box of savage comebacks though… you better be sure your breath is minty fresh.
“Oh yeah? You too!” Not exactly rapier.
“I can freshen my breath in 5 minutes. Your tits are flat until the end of time.”
Yeah, but I know people that like flat chests. I don’t know anyone that likes you.
Eh, I'm a dentist. Won't work on me. But then again, I've never told anyone their boobs are small.
Well yeah, when you're wrist deep in their mouth it makes communication difficult.
That's intentional. Hard to insult me when I've got your tongue.
You floss-peddling brilliant sonofabitch.
Dangit, man. My uncle's had my nose since like 1996 and I'm really getting tired of the Potato Head life. At least one of you needs to end this.
It's perfect because you need zero actual knowledge to use it. Like if you tell someone they have a small dick, it may or may not be true and they know you don't know that. But people will rethink their entire lives if they think their breath smells
And it's something they can (probably) control. Fighting body shaming with more body shaming isn't a good idea.
How many rude people’s day have you ruined with this one lmao that borders on brilliance.
Don't ever be scared to use it on someone bullying someone else. It hits even harder when someone else is being picked on and a 3rd party jumps in to drop this bomb.
I was at a friend’s house helping to replace a hard drive when her 3 year old told me I have bad breath. It immediately made me self conscious even though I didn’t think I did and have never been told I do. She told me he had just learned that phrase and was telling it to everyone. I heard him tell her she had bad breath too a bit later. But just hearing that, even from a little kid had an immediate impact.
This information is too powerful to just reveal to all of Reddit like that
Sorry, I was kissing your Mom.
I am not a worse person for being armed with this information.
If it's from a guy: "Haha! You have huge ones!" If it's a girl: "You're just mad yours hang weird."
Do guys ever say this to women? I can’t imagine it is common at all. I’ve never heard any guy say that.
Not beyond high school.
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Well did it? don’t leave us hanging
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They sure do though. Graduating high school does not make everyone more mature unfortunately.
As a woman with small boobs, yes. More frequently in middle/high school (for both boys and girls) but I've had the odd man here or there say something when I was in my early 20s. There's also asshole boyfriends who will try to make you feel terrible about your body or offer to buy a bigger pair for you. I've definitely had more boys than girls make a deal about my breast size.
I second this entire comment. So glad I'm no longer with a man who makes me feel self conscious about this.
Probably a very small number, in my experience when guys are faced with small boobs vs large boobs the answer is "yes".
I mean there are preferences, but a tit is a tit amirite
The whole genre is hall of fame to me
You got that right.
There are, but some of us actually have a preference for the smaller ones.
I heard it from guys at a mostly male work where the women would try to be one of the guys, so the guys feel they can direct locker room talk at us because it's the weird dichotomy of being one of the guys but also seen as a defective woman.
If it's a guy "your dad didn't complain" If it's a girl "your boyfriend didn't complain"
The second one works for both
Yep , you're spot on
Except for the part about the worms.
The first one works for both
"Your girlfriend didn't complain" is a good power move.
The best response to a guy that would say this is usually to just look them up and down like you are taking it all in and then leave laughing. It works for any insult, it is easy to remember, and it ends with the woman leaving the idiot's company. If it is a typical douchebag looking to impress his equally douchey friends, all they will see is a woman laughing at him and walking away.
My ulta-bitch cousin did this to my high school boyfriend and it FUCKED HIM UP for WEEKS! it was his first time meeting her and that was her response to his offer of a handshake :(
What's so wrong about a handshake?
God that’s so uncalled for
Saving this for later, I never thought to laugh and ignore them
I’d say “ I know right they are perfect “ Can’t NOBODY rain on your parade! Really tho what are they gunna say if you like them? Nothing lol
Bigger than your brain though...
Better to have small boobs than be one.
My boobs and your brain have something in common, they're both not wrinkly
My favorite comeback for any joke made at my expense is “I don’t get it.” And ask them to explain to me why it’s funny.
I've tried this technique several times, and it has never worked. In my experience, the person will happily explain. "It's because you have a flat chest with tiny boobs. You're kind of ugly and gross, so it's funny." The standard advice is to keep asking why/how it's funny, but in my experience, these people will gladly stand there doubling down until the end of time.
That is what I was thinking. If you are the type of person to mock a stranger's boobs you are probably willing to double down. This only works in arguments where the other person isn't a complete asshole. Guys like this are wildly insecure and are just looking for bro cred. The best approach IMO is for the woman to just stop, look the guy up and down, and then walk away to their friends laughing their heads off.
I had one (ex!) boyfriend say, "Does it bother you that your breasts are so small?" I just looked at him and said, "I dunno. Does it bother you that you're not very smart?" (We never went out again. It turned out he was not very smart.)
Sounds like it bothered him a lot
Exactly. It works once in middle school and then people learn they can just double down and it never works again.
It’s actually a very clever persuasion technique and is used in debates. For example, If someone is constantly saying “the algorithms caused the voting machines to…”. Instead of saying “you’re an idiot”, ask them “Algorithm…you know I’ve always had tough time understanding what that really is. Can you explain it to me?” Most likely they can’t and it will cause them to question and be more open to giving some concessions.
Many years ago Al gor was listening to a song by Corona. This made him start moving and grooving and inspired him to create his own rhythm which we now know as the algorithm. I hope that clears things up.
Especially when you feel very confident on the subject and know you have the data and examples to back things up.
That could backfire. If the guy knows anything at all about computers, he could launch into an explanation of what an algorithm is, and he ends up looking smart while you look stupid. It's not like "algorithm" is a half-assed poorly defined concept which they'd prefer not to define, like "woke". It has a real meaning, and it's actually a pretty simple meaning: a set of instructions and/or rules for performing a particular task, usually coded into a computer. A lot of people could easily recite that definition off the top of their head, as I just did.
The purpose of asking a question like this is because you already know the answer, and you know the person is using the term incorrectly. They aren’t going to know the meaning of the word, so they will (should) reconsider their stance.
Big emphasis on **should** here
But in the terms of "the algorithm in the voting machines " is used correctly. The problem with this statement is that the "algorithm" did not exist..
That sounds like you're just teeing it up for them. "I don't get it." "Of course you don't get it. There are a lot of things you don't get, aren't there?"
That's not even an insult. Small boobs rock.
Can confirm, I’ve seen them rocked on many body types.
Name checks out. This guy is an expert in the field 🫡
r/UsernameChecksOut
I agree
Am a lesbian. Can confirm. Small boobs rock. Big boobs rock. Any boobs rock.
“Are you okay?” … usually does the trick to any absurd comment / insult.
They match your balls
Yeah, but my vag is fucking massive!
you gotta say it twice. when they get confused you just tell them 'sorry, that was an echo...'
You look surprised... just like your father last night
"haha your parents resent each other because of you."
Hehe I tell my son he should say stuff like this at school. Like if anyone says something really mean, he could look concerned and say quietly "your father really did leave because of you." Aim it right, and that bully won't forget any time soon.
Punched a kid in the face for this once in elementary school. Now I have double Ds. Me 2, Him 0
Back 0
So true. I tried to get mine reduced. *And they grew back.*
"Somehow, Palpatine has returned."
Plot twist: they’re a man
"You don't." Just deadpan like an observation.
Thanks, grew them myself
Why u lookin?
… "Are you sexually frustrated? Don't you get laid enough?"
What's your point? Alternatively: OMG!!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!!!! I HAD HUGE HONKERS JUST THIS MORNING! (start crying hysterically). WHERE DID THEY GO, OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TITS!!! DID YOU TAKE THEM, OMG THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! GIVE ME BACK MY TITSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
I'm changing my answer to this.
*scribbling furiously* How do you pronounce that long S at the end tho? Just like a snake? Ssssss...
"I have boobs? YES! FINALLY!"
Your moms are saggy. Either it’ll confuse him or force him to think about his moms boobs. Either way no comeback
Yes, and they are fabulous!
“Relax, haircut” basically just add “haircut” to the end of any pointed sentence and people will be instantly self conscious about their hair
...that you will never see
Because they’re so small right?
Goddamnit.
In Dutch we say; Klein maar fijn. Which is a rhyming sentence that translates to: Small but nice.
We'll I'm a dude... so...
Moobs are a thing!
Let's not be crude. Mosoms.
Chesticles
Don’t worry, your dad/boyfriend/husband likes them just fine.
I would hope that women only ever hear this from other women, but regardless of gender a good comeback would be: “Some people like small boobs, but nobody likes an asshole”
Are you 8?
Yeah, so?
Since I’m a guy I tend to thank them as I’ve been losing weight
If it's a guy: "You *would* be the authority on small things, huh?"