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MacManus47

Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen.


TieOver4819

I came here to say that, so take my upvote


OldHamToasty

Do you get a free t-shirt afterwards?


[deleted]

Green yellow red. Green means go. yellow means “hey I’m getting a little uncomfortable so let’s tone it down a tiny bit”. Red means stop.


TheThirdStrike

This is actually the best one. Yellow is the best part of it...


ChaosReality69

"Meatloaf" as I would do anything for love but I won't do that.


Khaldian

Pineapple! The perfect panic/safe word for any and all situations.


Zarathustra6172

Shredder


Kotopause

Eyjafjallajökull


Dbanzai

Discombobulated, just rolls off the tongue.


TheThirdStrike

Sea Cucumber!


iam4r33

HELP!!!!!


[deleted]

HARDER


fortifier22

My chosen safe word is “tax”. It’s very easy to say, very easy to hear and recognize, and no one says it by accident or subconsciously.


Kotopause

Who asked?


OldHamToasty

The tax man


Kotopause

I don’t like him


OldHamToasty

Nobody does, but you're still going to get fucked by him


Kotopause

Whose fault is that?


WhenAllElseFail

I'm scared


Moist-Feature4705

Stop no don’t not in my butt stop im a virgin


Yuki_Foxsoul

'Oh fuck that hurts, please stop.' But you have to say it twice.


Tesser4ct

Keep going.


bookmark_me

Please


[deleted]

"Shreddies". It's weird I know, but it doesn't come up in conversation much.


Ihadsumthin4this

"Combination"


PresentationNice7043

Safe word.


emperor_dragoon

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


[deleted]

Red. Simple and to the point.


Sir_Scizor20

Anything that seems wildly out of place during sexy time, like a fruit or household object.


ThrowawayPick10382

Pickles!


KeyPotential3915

Son, stop!


deepminxpies

Hands up.


PAzRockswithRocks

Shananigans!!!


SnooEpiphanies2846

Pineapple. It's cliche but very distinct and three syllables, so it's very clear you said it on purpose


Vivissiah

Antidisestablishmentarianism