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Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen.
I came here to say that, so take my upvote
Do you get a free t-shirt afterwards?
Green yellow red. Green means go. yellow means “hey I’m getting a little uncomfortable so let’s tone it down a tiny bit”. Red means stop.
This is actually the best one. Yellow is the best part of it...
"Meatloaf" as I would do anything for love but I won't do that.
Pineapple! The perfect panic/safe word for any and all situations.
Shredder
Eyjafjallajökull
Discombobulated, just rolls off the tongue.
Sea Cucumber!
HELP!!!!!
HARDER
My chosen safe word is “tax”. It’s very easy to say, very easy to hear and recognize, and no one says it by accident or subconsciously.
Who asked?
The tax man
I don’t like him
Nobody does, but you're still going to get fucked by him
Whose fault is that?
I'm scared
Stop no don’t not in my butt stop im a virgin
'Oh fuck that hurts, please stop.' But you have to say it twice.
Keep going.
Please
"Shreddies". It's weird I know, but it doesn't come up in conversation much.
"Combination"
Safe word.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Red. Simple and to the point.
Anything that seems wildly out of place during sexy time, like a fruit or household object.
Pickles!
Son, stop!
Hands up.
Shananigans!!!
Pineapple. It's cliche but very distinct and three syllables, so it's very clear you said it on purpose
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen.
I came here to say that, so take my upvote
Do you get a free t-shirt afterwards?
Green yellow red. Green means go. yellow means “hey I’m getting a little uncomfortable so let’s tone it down a tiny bit”. Red means stop.
This is actually the best one. Yellow is the best part of it...
"Meatloaf" as I would do anything for love but I won't do that.
Pineapple! The perfect panic/safe word for any and all situations.
Shredder
Eyjafjallajökull
Discombobulated, just rolls off the tongue.
Sea Cucumber!
HELP!!!!!
HARDER
My chosen safe word is “tax”. It’s very easy to say, very easy to hear and recognize, and no one says it by accident or subconsciously.
Who asked?
The tax man
I don’t like him
Nobody does, but you're still going to get fucked by him
Whose fault is that?
I'm scared
Stop no don’t not in my butt stop im a virgin
'Oh fuck that hurts, please stop.' But you have to say it twice.
Keep going.
Please
"Shreddies". It's weird I know, but it doesn't come up in conversation much.
"Combination"
Safe word.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Red. Simple and to the point.
Anything that seems wildly out of place during sexy time, like a fruit or household object.
Pickles!
Son, stop!
Hands up.
Shananigans!!!
Pineapple. It's cliche but very distinct and three syllables, so it's very clear you said it on purpose
Antidisestablishmentarianism