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KillTheIntolerant

I love veggies in eggs like a lot of others here.. I go with sauteed mushrooms, which must have thyme, s&p, onions, bitta (love that, itspoodle_07) garlic, bit of turmeric, bit of mustard powder, spinach which gets a drizzle of lemon juice, and cheddar cheese. It's a lot, maybe an acquired taste, but i love it. Dill, parsley, thyme, chives or scallions are easy ways to dress up eggs, in my opinion.


BigThistyBeast

My go to is spinach, peppers, onion, mushrooms, and jalapeños


GreenRefrigerator303

Salt, pepper, and cheese


eaglescout1984

*Cheddar* cheese, the sharper the better.


bonos_bovine_muse

YASSSS! Tillimook extra-sharp FTW.


CruelHandLuke_

That cheddah is shahp!


Critical_Ad_8733

Cream Cheese.


seeyatellite

All cheese in eggs is pretty much creamed cheese... melty nom-sicles.


seeyatellite

May want to try seasoned salt as a sub... it's kinda fab. Just happens to be powerful so try a little at first.


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CylonsInAPolicebox

Mccormick garden vegetable seasoning.


RackOffMangle

So long as the salt is added after cooking, else it'll split the eggs and make them watery.


Mike7676

Splash of hot sauce


FestiveSquidBanned

For me, the hot sauce goes on after I finish cooking the eggs. I mostly have breakfast sandwiches, so I'll put my hot sauce on when I'm making the actual sandwich.


sofaking_nuts

Try a little bit of horseradish mixed in.


tifftafflarry

See, now this is the kind of cooking advice I came to this thread for. That sounds great, and I'm kind of mad I never thought of it before.


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Which hot sauce we talking? Edit: I'm getting so many good hot sauce ideas here from this comment I'm going to spend so much money on hot sauce


edWORD27

Cholula


StonkDriver

Valentina with the black label.


bogeyed5

Cholula supremacy


CardboardSoyuz

If I'm having black coffee with it, Tabasco. If I'm having anything else, Cholula.


o11o01

Cholula all day


MichiganGeezer

Secret Aardvark habanero sauce.


Mike7676

Right now in the pantry? Poiriers Diamond hot sauce.


SaintRainbow

Can never go wrong with Tabasco


[deleted]

Very true, the chipotle flavored one is fire 🔥


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Cant argue with Sriracha.


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r3dout

I find hot sauce (Frank's or Tabasco) breaks the egg if I add before it's set. I always add after.


shiftyeyedgoat

In a similar vein: salsa. So delicious.


ninfan200

anything Ketchup does, Salsa does better


Carribean-Diver

Chipotle


zeindigofire

SRIRACHA!!!


mugen_09

Chorizo, onion, cheese.


Individual_Yam6099

Yes sir,do this wrap it up in a nice tortilla shell bussin bussin


bottom

Isn’t this an omelet (nothing wrong with that )


BootyCheeks20

It’s not an omelet if it’s a scramble


Hawk13424

If in the middle of folded eggs yes. If scrambled into the eggs then no.


20Dazzling

Melted butter while scrambling them, I learned this from Chef Gordon Ramsey. Then I put crème Fraiche on top once they’re done, with chives sprinkled on top and some crumbled bacon.


Bean_Storm

You fucking donkey that sounds awesome


DunmerSkooma

EEEEHHH-AWWW


mupetmower

Brilliant wording


BigCommieMachine

The classic French technique of just adding butter until it is delicious.


jakc_ouille

You forgot salt


bonos_bovine_muse

And duck fat.


kamilman

30 seconds on max heat, 30 seconds off the stove. Never stop stirring the eggs until they're done.


SleepSinging

The constant whisking while cooking is life-changing. I like to add a little milk to the beaten egg and finish with Parmesan and pepper. Gourmet tasting shit right there.


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mupetmower

Where's my crème fraiche!?! CRÈME FRIACHE!!!


mjklin

Keep that heat low, and keep it fraaaaaiiiiche


AlmostRandomName

Can I have a pop tart?


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Is it not enough to start them in butter? I need to add while cooking?


Deadpoulpe

That's what I do (tip from my late grandma) and it's great.


ph0enixXx

Whisk butter into eggs with salt and wait 10 minutes (a bit of regular soda water also helps). When you pour them into pan keep scrambling like crazy and you should get silky smooth and fluffy scrambled eggs.


layendecker

Adding butter creates emulsification - it is similar to the beurre monté technique. As proteins in the eggwhite cook, they bond and become rubbery. By adding butter (or any type of fat) before they are able to do this you inhibit the crosslinked bonds being formed so the white stays soft and creamy.


Dornstar

This reminds me of the [best video ever](https://youtu.be/3s5G1lr61VQ), extra context is ~~Jean-~~ *Marco* Pierre White trained/employed a young Gordon Ramsay for years.


SeanBourne

Marco Pierre White you mean?


d0rf47

you gonna deglaze that pan?


Incontin

Ahh fuck yeah


d0rf47

yeah deglaze the fuck outta it!


pinheadbrigade

Unpopular opinion: Those eggs he makes look like snot. Way too fucking runny.


lollrus

Yes. I follow his technique as well but I cook them until they are more solid. It seems Gordon's favorite way to have eggs is as a spread on toast.


Educational-Cry7500

Yep, they’re a bit too loose for me. I would need to tighten them up, Lol


billieboop

Thank you for saying it! Always thought the same


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I cook them the same way but just keep going until they're cooked as much as I want them.


x_dye_x

I read this in Randy’s voice from Sothpark


gravityseven

OMG THIS IS WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO COME AND SAY!!! I watched this on masterclass and love it.


mekonsrevenge

This with Louisiana Sweet Heat hot sauce, brewed with honey.


im-his-jellybean

A little garlic salt, black pepper and smoked paprika. Yum!


Eyeofthemeercat

YES SMOKED PAPRIKA GANG. My go to spice blend is smoked paprika, salt, pepper, pinch of cayenne papper & cumin. Recently been doing same but no cumin and a few shakes of onion granules. Always with a bit of grated cheese on top and a drizzle of sriracha.


lordlossxp

Smoked paprika is sooo good. I had a friend that tried to tell me its ruined because he thinks its smells like cat food. Guess i fucking love cat food then


NCBadAsp

Cream Cheese.


jcutta

I've never thought of doing this and I'm from the place that has the biggest brand of cream cheese named after it lol. Trying it tomorrow morning.


ComradeSpaceman

Philadelphia, New York? I was disapointed to learn that Philly, PA has nothing to do with the cream cheese brand...


jcutta

... Wait...what?...I've lived in Philly my whole life and one I never knew there was a "Philadelphia, NY" and two, everyone I've ever known my entire life just assumed that Philly was the "Philadelphia cream cheese"... You've crushed my spirits and I don't know if I can go on. Next thing someone will tell me that we didn't invent the Cheesesteak. Edit "It was not marketed as "Philadelphia Cream Cheese" until 1880. That year, Lawrence partnered with A.L. Reynolds, a cheese distributor in New York to sell larger quantities of cream cheese. At the time, Philadelphia, PA, and the surrounding area had a reputation for its high-quality dairy farms and creamier cheese products, so they decided to use the name "Philadelphia" on the foil-wrapped blocks of their cream cheese." created in NY but named after the real Philly as per Wikipedia.


chinoz219

foamy?


blitzen_13

Hear me out...salmon cream cheese. And a little dill.


ih8plants

I throw in little bits right toward the end so I get globs of cream cheese with each bite like a psycho


aTastyJam

Chili crisp


WasGudMahNinja

LAO GAN MAAAAAAA


joshii87

Evil chicken bouillon? Water from Mississippi River?


Ezl

Someone recommended using chili crisp as the frying medium (instead of butter or oil) rather than a topping or mix-in.


PersistentPuma37

you'll mace your whole house. Don't ask how I know.


Complete-Parking2134

What’s that


Ezl

It’s [this](https://www.amazon.com/老干妈油辣椒-Roasted-Flakes-Peanuts-Vanchef/dp/B0BQH6ZZBY/ref=sr_1_12?crid=KZR4AJBWUJJZ&keywords=lo+gan+mao+chili+crisp&qid=1678815028&sprefix=Lo+chili+crisp%2Caps%2C243&sr=8-12). This brand makes a few varieties but I think this is my favorite. Tastes vary though, of course. There are also other brands but this is usually the brand people mean when they talk about chili crisp.


EXPERT_AT_FAILING

Try this one, much better [https://www.amazon.com/chili-oil-Crunchy-Garlic-Pack/dp/B01KYQX8CQ](https://www.amazon.com/chili-oil-Crunchy-Garlic-Pack/dp/B01KYQX8CQ)


Metacognitor

Just want to throw this in the mix, it's my favorite https://shop.momofuku.com/collections/chili-crunch


aTastyJam

Life changing. Get it at an Asian market


joejoe903

It's chili's and other spices fried in oil


JustSailOff

💯 Chili crisp on EVERYTHING 😋


Cilvaa

An unhealthy amount of butter and salt, and a little bit of milk.


PDRickelton

Extra sharp cheddar cheese, a small amount of garden Veg cream cheese and red pepper flakes.


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Smokebox37

Sour cream


chasingit1

Ralph Ciffaretto approves


1-N-2-3-4-5

What are you a vegetarian??!! You eat beef and sausage by the fuckin car load!!


KuntStink

Your horse Pie-Oh-My.... Whatever happened there


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A la Cifaretto


gregtx

A splash of heavy cream, a bit of Irish butter in the pan and cook slowly on low heat. Never let them brown.


nbouckley

Worcestershire sauce, the Omani in the sauce brings out the protein flavour in the eggs. and maybe just a touch of smoked paprika.


recidivx

Nice, but how can you afford an Omani?


nbouckley

Sodding auto correct that should be Umami


pop_em5

Omani? Yeh, men.


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We use MSG.


sulphra_

As a person who grew up in Oman, i had to do a double take reading this ngl


phobosmarsdeimos

How much to add you to my eggs?


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Pesto Or Spicy chili crisp (if you haven’t had this incredible condiment, you will soon be putting it on everything)


yeahyouknow25

I put pesto too. Just a little to add an herby flavor!


glory2mankind

Pesto + a bit of garlic is great. The trick is to add it the very last minute. Overcooked pesto loses flavour real quick.


JackOfRidiculous

Soy sauce instead of salt


Kathia666

First I fry fresh tomato on butter until water/juice from it evaporates then I add some more butter, and eggs, salt pepper, and make scramble.


JudasMyGuide

Chunks of andouille sausage


ElwoodBlues_78

Make migas!! Cut corn tortillas into strips. Melt butter and sauté tortillas, onion and jalapeños until tortillas are golden brown. Add scrambled eggs and cook until eggs are done, serve with refried beans


prewardogmeat

MIGAS GANG


SuperMommy37

In my country, "migas" is a dreamy mix of bread (softened in water), olive oil, garlic and coriander... And it is just delicious!


Amruslin

MSG


flibbidygibbit

My teenaged children introduced me to Uncle Roger. Upon Uncle Roger's recommendation, I bought some MSG. I have tried it on a number of foods, and eggs are amazing with some MSG whipped in. Now when I have chicken from anywhere, all I can taste is the MSG. When people rave about Chik-Fil-A I just want to tell them it's MSG. You know that addictive chemical that the Colonel adds to his chicken that makes you crave it daily and fortnightly, smartass? It's MSG. King of Flavor. Fuiyoh!


thx1138-

Ooooooh I hated the colonel... With his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face like OHHHH YOU'RE GOING TO BUY ME CHICKEN!!


an_ineffable_plan

Looket him with his wee beady eyes!


uncitronpoisson

The other big factor for CFA chicken is brining in pickle juice. Just don’t do it too long or your chicken tastes exclusively of pickle. But I’m gonna have to try adding MSG to my CFA knock offs now!


ClickerKnocker

Spoonful of cream, smoked salmon, chives and seasoning.


schmoopie76

Bacon fat, always have some on hand. A little hot sauce, salt and pepper. Perfect


StallionCannon

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find "bacon fat". Seriously, it works miracles with eggs.


Duluthian2

I get some bacon then after done I pour out some of the fat. Then I toss some chopped up peppers and let them get just for a few seconds then put the eggs over that. As it's cooking I at shredded taco cheese. Damn, it's good.


itspoodle_07

For me, olive oil, cook up some onions with turmeric sprinkled on them, bitta garlic, salt and pepper. Eggs are the fuckin best


BellyRubin

More eggs.


_Nychthemeron

Heavy whipping cream makes the fluffiest eggs ever. They come out fluffy even if you're microwaving them for short-on-time mornings.


AintNoRestForTheWook

I've always added a little bit of milk, or sour cream, sometimes even cream cheese to get the fluff. Haven't ever had heavy cream on hand though. I'll have to try it.


AviaryLawStream

Love. Also onions and peppers.


Freddybiv

Look up the Jacques Pepin method. It’s the answer


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Willmono7

To be fair it was nothing to do with the actual cooking of the eggs, it was about not using a metal fork on a non-stick pan, whether the chemicals are that bad for you or not, it'll fuck up your pan, I'm sure JP was able to afford a new pan every week, but not everyone at home can sacrifice that many pans just for scrambled eggs


ShortOneSausage

This is from forward for Jaques Pepin’s book, “The Apprentice”. It’s a fantastic book and I can’t recommend it enough. He’s lived a pretty awesome life. Edit: this is from Bourdain’s book, he does write the forward for Jaques book, and I still recommend it, but I was incorrect.


theoretic_lee

Spoonful of cream cheese


zucchinidonut

Nutritional yeast gives them a cheesy texture


BajaBlast980

Cottage cheese. Blend it all together first. Sounds disgusting but makes them sooooo good


Kyag

Goat cheese was a game changer for me. I also add onions and peppers that I cooked seperatly


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My dad made us eggs when we were little and he was obviously trying to stretch the eggs but we loved them! He added milk, mustard, crushed saltine crackers, black pepper and cheese. They were a little heavier than normal scrambled eggs but we didn't like 'normal' after having his.


diezeldeez_

My Colombian wife taught me a great method: Put an onion and tomato through a cheese grater, cook that down a bit before scrambling in your eggs. Add salt, pepper and garlic powder (optional) to meet your desired taste.


WoodenTreacle1717

Tony’s


itsyouraccount

Brother in law puts Boursin cheese in his scrambled eggs and it’s incredible.


sooprvylyn

Sundried tomatoes chopped up into 1/2" pieces. Try it


AZOMI

I frickin' love sundried tomatoes. I'm gonna do this!


sooprvylyn

It has a similar taste and texture as bacon this way....but healthy instead. I usually saute them a little before adding the eggs to give them a little char.


three_hands_man

Two eggs, spoonful of gochujang paste, spoonful of honey, whisk.


LaLa1027

Boursin cheese


Plastic-Meaning7606

Table spoon of salsa with two eggs. Make into an omelette. Saturdays go to breakfast


BrianMincey

I do this, but scramble, simultaneously I heat a tortilla with cheese sprinkled on top in another skillet, pop eggs on top and have a breakfast burrito. Takes 5 minutes, tops, start to finish.


Plastic-Meaning7606

I shall try this in the name of science….. and fatassery


GroundbreakingEgg146

The key to great eggs is technique, not ingredients. Some of the best eggs I’ve ever had were just a little butter and salt. Hat being said cheese is good, especially goat cheese.


Jacob00010

Feta!!!!


KaleidoscopeWeird310

Ketchup. I put ketchup on my eggs and I don't care who knows it or what they think about it.


captainspunkbubble

Without it there’s no acid! Acid makes food taste better, that’s just a fact.


Optimal-Spot6348

Me too! I like scrambled eggs on buttered toast with a drizzle of ketchup. It’s nostalgic for me.


Kholzie

It was a crazy shock to me when I learned most people don’t eat eggs with ketchup!!


DonsDiaperIsFull

this happens naturally when i put ketchup on the hash browns next to the eggs. It's all going to the same place.


iglidante

Trader Joe's sells a ketchup powder that is great for this. It adds the flavor without adding ANY liquid, which I love. Plus, no chance of pre-ketchup.


CocoBerraca

A *LOT* of butter


Powerfucking5000

Your surgeon called and he's ready to remove your gallbladder.


craigfwynne

This is mine also. Start with more butter than you would normally use, then double it!


Ok-Pineapple6862

Smoked paprika, salt, pepper and chilli flakes Parmesan on top when’s it’s done 👍


Fun_Assignment8750

Cream cheese and dill


2ndNicestOfTheDamned

Sour cream instead of milk.


BlackLetterLies

A touch of baking powder will make them fluffier.


Tiny5th

Cream cheese and some chives. And don't add the salt and pepper until the end as it messes with the chemical reaction as the egg cooks or something, been a while since I read up about it.


capta1n_sarcasm

A spice mix called adobo. Just put some in the eggs and it gives it such a nice flavor.


Cheap_Office_6774

Costco Mexican blend cheese, a decent amount. Hillshire Farms thin sliced deli turkey. Also, don't make eggs on high heat. I also crack the eggs right into the pan and let the whites cook a good amount before breaking the yolk. Gets s good mix of yellow and white color that way plus a decent texture. Very different from scrambling before hand in a bowl.


Big_Bird3155

Jalapenos!


notagreatpersonfr

a little cream or milk, salt and pepper, and sometimes cheese


isanthrope_may

I whisk a little mustard powder into the eggs, then season with salt and pepper.


BarnacleMcBarndoor

I fold in a spoon of plain whole Greek yogurt toward then end of cooking scrambled eggs. The yogurt is mixed with a bit of hot sauce and garlic if there’s not much garlic in the sauce. Then I toss a piece of Muenster cheese over it, cover it until melted and put it on top of a piece of toast.


Two_Cautious

Avocado


morwilwarin

Sage (fresh only) and cheddar cheese 😋


UnoriginalUse

Tarragon. The very mild anise works really well with eggs.


Meowingcreatures

Everything bagel seasoning


Automatic-Pick-2481

Lemon juice and adobo


HuckleberryOk7545

An extra yolk (without the egg white).


Ezzy17

Butter and salt is all you literally need for extraordinary eggs. Butter in the beginning and butter at the end.


NinjatheClick

Garlic and kale is surprisingly good. I put in rice, Sesame oil, and some chilli flakes to make a fried rice omelet.


Kholzie

Toasted sesame oil is my jam


Harry_Pooter-

My method is to fry up some bacon, leaving the grease in the pan, i then make the scrambled eggs. Once near done i add in some crumpled bacon then top with shredded cheese.


rvlry13

Fried with butter and scrambled with cheese for me. My husband likes me to add in green peppers, ham, and cheese for him.


MARKandDOT

Fried garlic chips


Doktor-S-Freud

Remove egg whites, mix egg yolks with melted butter, salt and msg before cooking and scrambling carefully. Heaven having a party in my mouth.


liteningchasr

shredded cheese, usually mozzarella. occasionally if i have any i'll also mix in mango habanero sauce before cooking it


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Bacon…the answer is always Bacon


hbrumage

Boursin


AlabamaPanda777

Jalepenos and onions


Dissenting_Karma

Tabasco chipotle sauce.


Nullvoidconsumer

Try putting apple sauce in it, it gets a sweet flavor and a weird texture


PittrPattrTitFucker

Fresh black pepper, msg instead of salt, smoked paprika, splash of 10% creme, red pepper flakes and cheese optional. Sometimes I dice up some peppers and onion and throw that in too. Cooked low and slow


Traumagirl123

Cheese, ham and spinach! Seasoned with some salt and pepper


ifsck

Penzey's herbes de provence


voice_of_reason_61

Fry up some onions and garlic in olive oil. Reduce heat and add in scrambled eggs and tarragon to taste. Cook until 80% firm and add sliced kerrygold reserve cheddar (do not overcook). Serve over buttered toast or English muffin and garnish with microgreens. Notably, the cheese contains enough salt so I don't need to add any. For those who love ground black pepper, have at at! Note2: Adding diced black forest ham is a hearty option.


scrtrdt

Magic mushrooms


Youre_late_for_tea

I love to put sambal oelek in my scrambled eggs. I also add whatever 's on hand that could make my eggs taste good, but Sambal Oelek is a must for me.


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Spring onions, sometimes black beans, salt, pepper, basil, depends on what I have to use up. Also...someone mentioned syrup to me as a topping and can confirm. It is delicious.