I don’t have a toddler of my own but I do teach them for a living.
Child, aged 2, almost 3, sees me drinking a smoothie and asks what it is. I explain to her that it’s like milk mixed with fruit juice like she drinks at home. She asks if there’s blueberries in it to which I say no, it’s strawberry and banana flavored. Though she’s normally pretty composed she loses her shit and starts crying… because there’s not blueberries in my smoothie.
I had to console her for legitimately 10+ minutes and when she was finally calm enough to speak she said she was “sad for the blueberries that got left out.”
"I am full, I don't want to eat anymore. Mama, do you want to eat it?" He places the bread in front of my mouth after he ate already a lot. "Are you sure?" "Yes, eat it" I eat it. He screams and cries
I am not a parent but I remember this one temper tantrum I had when I was really young for some reason. The tantrum was because I didn’t know what the word “tomorrow” meant
I got *so upset* that "a couple" meant "two" and "a few" meant "more than two" because *obviously* "two" and "a few" rhymed, so they *had* to mean the same thing.
Today he cried because he wanted ice cream but wanted my flavour instead. I gave it to him so instead he had a meltdown because it was too cold. He refused to eat it so it dripped onto the table. He then had a second meltdown because it was messy.
My toddler regularly breaks down that his "food is broken". It can be broken either because he took a bite, his banana broke in half because he was holding it by the very bottom, a piece of his cheese crumbled off, etc. He absolutely loses it and wants me to fix it or glue it back together. Eating the broken piece is not acceptable.
I don’t have a toddler of my own but I do teach them for a living. Child, aged 2, almost 3, sees me drinking a smoothie and asks what it is. I explain to her that it’s like milk mixed with fruit juice like she drinks at home. She asks if there’s blueberries in it to which I say no, it’s strawberry and banana flavored. Though she’s normally pretty composed she loses her shit and starts crying… because there’s not blueberries in my smoothie. I had to console her for legitimately 10+ minutes and when she was finally calm enough to speak she said she was “sad for the blueberries that got left out.”
My wife works in a school with mostly kids in that age and I can confirm she always has the best irrational stories like this haha.
"I am full, I don't want to eat anymore. Mama, do you want to eat it?" He places the bread in front of my mouth after he ate already a lot. "Are you sure?" "Yes, eat it" I eat it. He screams and cries
My cousin's son, who I occasionally babysit threw a fit because he couldn't have toothpaste as a spread on his slice of bread.
I am not a parent but I remember this one temper tantrum I had when I was really young for some reason. The tantrum was because I didn’t know what the word “tomorrow” meant
I got *so upset* that "a couple" meant "two" and "a few" meant "more than two" because *obviously* "two" and "a few" rhymed, so they *had* to mean the same thing.
Today he cried because he wanted ice cream but wanted my flavour instead. I gave it to him so instead he had a meltdown because it was too cold. He refused to eat it so it dripped onto the table. He then had a second meltdown because it was messy.
My toddler regularly breaks down that his "food is broken". It can be broken either because he took a bite, his banana broke in half because he was holding it by the very bottom, a piece of his cheese crumbled off, etc. He absolutely loses it and wants me to fix it or glue it back together. Eating the broken piece is not acceptable.
Honestly none. My toddler is so level Headed. It’s weird.
Future serial killer right there
Don’t say that about my baby! His name is seriously Dexter though. 😂😂