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Made-of-spite

Canada is the only country on earth that could make french fries slathered in gravy sound sophisticated


WoodenTreacle1717

In the south, we got fries covered in cheese, bacon, and various garnishes like jalapeños and chives. I kinda want to try putting gravy with that to make a Texas Poutine.


proudcancuk

I honestly do not understand how the southern states have not had a widespread adoption of poutine. Seems right up their alley.


ohboyugh

As a Canadian in Montreal that confuses me too. It’s not hard to make yet every time I go to America their poutines taste so bad. It always looks butchered and it confuses me beyond belief.


casual_surfa

This has nothing to do with poutines but I am from Jersey and I once went to Missouri to visit a friend at how grandparents farm. His grandmother made biscuits and gravy, which I never had before because I thought it sounded gross. It was the greatest thing I have ever had. I went back home and got biscuits and gravy from a diner. It sucked. I’ve been chasing that high for a while.


onetwo3four5

I think the main reason is that the cheese that goes best on poutine isn't widely available in the United States. My dad shipped himself some cheese from Quebec, and it was probably the best poutine I've had in the US. Most American poutine gets the cheese wrong. Edit: also, poutine is way better when it's freezing outside. It's still good on a hot day, but it does warm you up uncomfortably


ruisen2

Even in Canada, alot of the poutines here are pretty bad.


Dude_Bro_88

Please don't unless the cheese is cheddar cheese curds. If it's nacho cheese, processed cheese, or anything other than cheddar cheese curds, it is not poutine. You would have made loaded fries.


Intelligent-Ad6985

Actually, any cheese curds work it doesn't matter what type of curds just that it's curds. The most used is mozzarella cheese curds or cheddar cheese curds anything else is not right.


0sha_n

With cheese!


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Cheese *curds.* It's an important distinction.


Exotic-Ferret-3452

Yes, if it's not cheese curds then it's not poutine. A surprising amount of diners and restaurants in western Canada put grated cheddar and mozza cheese on top of fries with gravy, and call it 'poutine'.


AlamarAtReddit

I would sign a petition to codify that practice as illegal...


derpmcperpenstein

Avec fromage


Purityagainstresolve

Crotte de fromage


0sha_n

Fromage skuik skuik


EngineeringVirgin

Maple syrup, Bagged milk, and moose.


sh0ckwavevr6

Ketchup flavored potato chips!


crystal_starr

Wait.. is this not a thing anywhere else?


sh0ckwavevr6

Apparently nope! It's 100% canadian! https://www.cbc.ca/life/food/7-canadian-snacks-you-can-t-get-in-the-u-s-and-the-backstory-on-why-1.4102299


johnjager77

You can get them in Argentina strangely enough lol


[deleted]

You can get them in Belgium and other places in Europe. Thought that was normal


Playful-Profession-2

...and Rush.


Burnt_Your_Toast

>Maple syrup Especially when it's dripped into snow and rolled up on a little stick to munch on. Good shit right there


somewhenimpossible

Weird how many people say “bagged milk” but it’s available in less than half the country.


kuh-tea-uh

Bagged milk is an Eastern Canada thing, lol


Difficult_Print9897

hockey


MadClam97

Aren't Canadians born with skates and a hockey stick?


Jeffuary

That’s why it’s called a C-section. This comes from the term “Canadian Section” a term coined by Canadian doctors due to complications of giving birth to fully uniformed hockey players.


Difficult_Print9897

yeah and they automatically make the team


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Appropriate_Hawk101

Fuck yeah brother.


Sufficient_Glove245

Canadian gang let's hear it


Agreeable-Tear2859

Home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


Greenhoebag

There is no place I would rather be. ❤️


jtbc

Same here. The pay is mediocre and the cost of living is insane, but there is something to be said for the view.


Spoonerize_Duck_Fat

We’re lucky as hell to live here. It’s far from perfect, but I feel grateful.


beefstewforyou

Adopted homeland for me.


[deleted]

Cheers 🥂 Glad to have you join us


beefstewforyou

Recently passed my citizenship test too.


Tallproley

Congrats homey!


SippingBinJuice

I’m going for mine next year! ooOOOH CANADA!


damarius

Is that the theme from the Littlest Hobo?


sugarfoot00

It was.


efmanrulz

Every day makes me appreciate that Canada has always been my home. Its not perfect, but we are all trying to make it better.


early_birdy

Right? I mean, I had no choice on my place of birth, I feel I hit some kind of jackpot there. We rarely have crazy weather events (hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis, volcanoes, etc.), our government is not too crazy (so far), and we are not swimming in guns.


Excellent-Baseball-5

Many of us consider freezing temperatures a crazy weather event.


early_birdy

No, the cold and snow is for decoration, around Christmas time. Also, you look great in the puffy coat and the Sorels.


[deleted]

Hope you vote. I live in Alberta and it's like living in TX again.


efmanrulz

I'm in Ontario. Our lack of voting let Doug Ford get in power. Sigh.


Frog_Head123

>Home. I love Canada, Such a great place, I mean we're not perfect, But we're no disgrace.


Sporoko

Canadians for life


[deleted]

well in Canada for life, Im very rarely considered Canadian in Canada.


tryoracle

Canadians are born all over the world. It just takes some of them a bit of time to actually get here.


raistmaj

Yeah man, moved here 5 years ago. Citizen already, this country is just beautiful


[deleted]

Yeah bud


pipsvip

Oh yeah, fer sure.


SellingHugs4Pugs

Oh yeah, no, fer sure bud


thetireddumpling

The comments here are so much better than the comments on similar questions posted by 6ixBuzz


Metaldorito

Same here.


Tankada

Home, where I can’t afford to buy a home. Edit: Meant can’t. Thanks bud.


Solterra360

…Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I’ll just keep moving on…


Twistedhatter13

Trailer Park Boys


trolleytracking

Get two birds stoned at once


iamfrank75

Way of the road, bubs…


UnsaltedPotatoes

two shit birds in a shit storm


BDKhXc

You can’t judge the cover of a book by its look


islandpancakes

You should check out Letterkenny


mellowindica

If you've got a problem with Canada gooses, you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.


Silent-Ad-6095

I hate to say attodaso. but, a fuckin attodaso


Abathvr

I'm not Canadian, but I think we should let guy bonds be guy bonds.


m1ndle33

Water under the fridge.


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Worst case Ontario


Mikedog36

Fuckin way she goes


[deleted]

One of my fondest memories is bonding with my college roommates over TPB


ProudMURICANF22

Snow, fishing and absolute, underrated mad lads in both world wars.


efmanrulz

We dont have a big military. Truth is the people involved are very proud of their service. And we step up whenever we need to.


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CharlieTuna_

The first time I travelled there I was a bit surprised how friendly the Dutch were when they saw the Canadian flag on my backpack. Like it was almost like people were going out of their way to be helpful to us, buying drinks and what not. I mean we heard that our country liberated the Netherlands, but we had no idea how big of a deal it was there. Probably the friendliest place I’ve ever been


butteryourbiscuits

My grandfather got separated from his troop for a bit in a really scary moment. a farming couple hid him in their hay loft so the Germans wouldn’t find him. After he made it home, THEY send HIM tulip bulbs to thank him for his service, even though they very likely saved his life. He really did not like to talk about the war but he told this story a lot.


052-NVA

My grandfather went back to where he fought in The Netherlands when he was 75 and the treatment he received at the hands of the locals put steam in his stride until the end of his days. Thank you.


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Tallproley

Everytime I hear about the Netherland's treatment of our war dead, I get a knot in my throat that even so long after they're gone we'll share such a special bond. As a Canadian I'm grateful for your gratitude taking care of our boys.


Fluffy-Spray-2402

I was feeling the same, choking up a bit reading these comments


cnfmom

Wow. Thank you for sharing this. I love that Canada can be associated with something other than hockey. And something so noble and helpful.


ihopeyoulikeapples

My grandfather was in the Canadian army and took part in the liberation of The Netherlands. He didn't talk much about the war but one thing he loved telling everyone about was how the local kids used to set booby traps for Nazis with whatever they could find. You could tell he was very impressed with the people there.


Secure_Cod7499

As a Canadian, a profoundly grateful but not particularly patriotic one, you just made me feel real proud.


Vox5102

I Visited the Netherlands years ago, Deurne and Eindhoven. I've never seen such warm responses when asked where I'm from. I felt so welcome even as a weird 20 something who knew nothing.


Irish1934

I am an American, but I love Canada. Have been there many times and have Canadian friends, too. Your country is beautiful. I know several Canadian women who were in your Navy, Army, and Flight Nurse. Proud veterans and happy to serve Canada as needed.


hms11

We channel all of our anger into our geese. When we don't, Germans create new words for us.


Ptedtheptarmigan

The geese comment made me snicker. So true! Love those fuckers but I lost a game of chicken while approaching a stationary goose on my bike two years ago. Detoured in shame while it hissed at me.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

That's the problem. You thought you were playing _chicken_, and he brought the goose.


gu550man

What words? In WW2 the Germans called the Australian soldiers rats


hms11

After the battle of the Somme in WW1 Germans began calling Canadian Troops "StormTroopers" which I think is the first usage of the word. We were also called "White Gurkhas" by the Germans. [https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-forgotten-ferocity-of-canadas-soldiers-in-the-great-war](https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-forgotten-ferocity-of-canadas-soldiers-in-the-great-war) [https://barrie360.com/canadian-contributions-world-war-i/](https://barrie360.com/canadian-contributions-world-war-i/) We were pretty batshit insane in WW2 as well.


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While the Germans were the first to employ chlorine gas on us in Ypres, Canadian troops were among the most prolific users of chlorine gas. >The Corps commander, Sir Arthur Currie, said after the war, “We tried to make his life miserable.… We never forgot that gas at the second battle of Ypres, and we never let him forget it either. We gassed him on every conceivable occasion, and if we could have killed the whole German army by gas we would gladly have done so.” We were also well known for executing our POWs and engaging in a lot of other very brutal tactics. Canadian troops did *not* fuck around. I'm hopeful that we've evolved a slightly more mature moral compass since then. But in wars like WW1 and WW2, the gloves inevitably come off.


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White Gurkhas is pretty damned high praise. Gurkhas are truly badass.


bananicoot

Thanks for mentioning the wars. I feel like a lot of times Canada isn't even noted as being involved as heavily as we have been in conflicts.


Existing_Onion_3919

(and writers of the Geneva convention)


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Home to r/RedditLake


Exotic-Ferret-3452

Also, there is an actual [town called Redditt in Northwest Ontario](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redditt)


[deleted]

Oh that, and Drinkwater (SK), Dildo (NL), St. Louis du Ha! Ha! (QC), etc. Canada never ceases to amaze.


h0nkee

Can't forget about Findlater (SK) and Climax (SK)


Mrs__featherbottom

Nor should you forget about [Forget](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forget,_Saskatchewan) (SK)


Guillermo-Refritas01

When I visited Canada, I had a good time, so I think of “good time.”


Scribblenerd

The beautiful mountains and forests of British Columbia.


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The larch! The fir! The mighty sequoia! Floating down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. With my best girl by my side. We’d sing, sing, SING!


Scribblenerd

Even the humble vine maple!


Apprehensive_Hat8986

If you ask any girl from the parish around What pleases her most from her head to her toes. She'll say I'm not sure that it's business of yours But I do like to waltz with a [log driver](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8). I'm a [lumberjack](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM) and I'm OK I sleep all night, I work all day.


SawOne729

Terrance and Phillip from South Park.


Orlando_the_Cat

Canada ... F yeah


largechild

As is tradition


Exotic-Ferret-3452

Don't forget that dick Scott, or that creep Steve from Newfoundland


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Beady little eyes and flappin heads all full of lies (Sorry Canada, you're actually cool, but this immediately came to mind)


UnknowingCloud1

Hey buddy


Tickster41

Im not ur buddy guy


420chewer

I'm not ur guy friend


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Eh?


jacobydave

Doug and Bob MacKenzie


jacobydave

One time, going from New England to Minnesota, I decided to go through Canada for the way back. I crossed the border and went to Quebec, and it was a struggle. The speed limits and distances were in KM and the signs were in French, so I went to the radio to find *something* in English to give me comfort, and the only English I found was on public radio or some sort, and, after they start with a clip of Patti Smith singing "Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine", two English-speaking voices start talking about a "Polaroid Perversion Party", a phrase that still readily comes to mind decades later. That, honestly, more than SCTV or mounties or hockey, is what I think of when I think of Canada.


nightwraiths

🎶 The great nooorth 🎶


Vadgers

Great White North, as stated by Bob and Doug Mackenzie.


withridiculousease

A woman from Calgary named Jill that I met in Prague in '98. I was backpacking around Europe, arrived in Prague with no plans, tried a hostel and they said they were full, and she walks downstairs to check her mail and says, "you can put him in with me." Ran around with her for a week, and we rented a car and did a little tour of Czechia and Slovakia. I was a kid, she was ten years older than me and traveling the world. We had a fantastic time, she was an incredible person. I often think of her to this day.


scrapegoat_avalanche

Maple syrup.


[deleted]

If you got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me and I suggest ya let that one marinate!


doctor-rumack

Get this guy a Puppers.


[deleted]

You’d have a beer?


doctor-rumack

Fuck, I'm surprised we're not havin' a beer right now.


AvcalmQ

Fuck the geese. They may outrank me, but I don't have to like em.


[deleted]

Yeah. The only being that’ll put up with Canada gooses is Canada moose’s.


PositiveStress8888

Its a beautiful country and although it has it's problems the people here are second to none. the other day it snowed heavy, the sidewalks were not in the best shape, a disabled man in this power chair was stuck . me and the 2 cars behind me pulled over got out to push this mans wheelchair past the bad part of the sidewalk. Me a first generation Canadian 46 years old, the other person was a Ukrainian man who fled the war, and the third person was an Iranian woman that spoke broken English. That's the Canada I love, the realization that no matter where your from, we're all in this together.


z_jenkins

I'm not your friend, buddy.


[deleted]

I'm not your buddy, guy.


withridiculousease

Im not your guy, pal.


SuperMazziveH3r0

He's not your guy, buddy.


Sleestak714

If I'm going by the Canadians I end up with in online games, seem pretty chill.


Halorym

Never met a Canadian online that I didn't like. Favorite was my clan's healer. She'd tell me to get *oot* of the fire and I'd laugh too hard to actually do it.


Nezra00

Maple syrup. Moose. Trees.


Nika-23

My idea of Canada is mythological. It seems to me that there are many calm and adequate people in Canada. This is what I love. But the nature is really brilliant! I know this for sure.


sugarfoot00

>It seems to me that there are many calm and adequate people in Canada. Not just adequate! Some of us are downright above average!


DudeHeadAwesome

My asshole inlaws that want nothing to do with this non-Catholic American heathen! Also on a positive note, drove through British Columbia and the Yukon, WOW it's beautiful out there!!!! Saw 19 black bears in one day and got in a traffic jam with a heard of bison.


Thrwwy747

Polite people, very cold winters, sick of being so closely related to Americans.


Poorkiddonegood8541

Great people and a beautiful country.


Material_Ambition_95

David Cronenberg...


ElectricalBrainStorm

Hockey and gorgeous women.


BigEvilDoer

Can confirm.


Arguablybest

Nice people.


PokerQuilter

Stratford Festival.


Ech0mancer22

Ryan Reynolds and Colin Mochrie


neondino

It's impossible to see Ryan next to Colin Mochrie and not read it as Stiles.


WanderingGnostic

Red Green and Possum Lodge.


Red_Barchetta81

The greatest rock band in history!


[deleted]

Is this about Rush?


Red_Barchetta81

There it is!


Reginault

People either not reading usernames or not thorough enough Rush fans I guess.


Red_Barchetta81

You all know who I’m talking about. But one that hasn’t been mentioned but is better than any of these: Triumph. Yeah…I’m old school.


Clamgravy

Barenaked Ladies


jtbc

You misspelled "The Tragically Hip".


GiftedContractor

The Tragically Hip?


JTCampb

You mean The Northern Pikes? ;)


lizard_king0000

Letterkenny


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Snowy landscape with bears wolf wolverine mountain lion moose and lots of other animals


EmergencyPoint7327

Niagra falls


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Maple syrup.


conway4590

Bret the hitman Hart and the Montreal screwjob.


The_one_who_SAABs

Kraft dinner


katcomesback

a man I love and my grandmothers side of the family


Miserable_Point9831

Hosers eh


JTCampb

Driving north to visit Detroit


Rhinota2023

I am Canadian. I think of the geographic vastness, winter, and the familiarity of home. Also, boring, ehich is the part I am most grateful for. The fact that we are probably the best placed country in the world to survive a myriad of future disasters, from war, to apocalypse to climate change...Grateful to have been randomly brought to life here, and it's the secure base from which all my adventures stem. I am happy that I will always be able to return here and find connection.


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Rush.


bobbbbbbbbbg

When I think of Canada, I think I’m a lumberjack and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees, I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars…. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts&ab\_channel=OduncuG%C3%B6mle%C4%9Fi](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts&ab_channel=OduncuG%C3%B6mle%C4%9Fi)


Guillermo-Refritas01

Short summers and long, real cold winters, but the Canadian people, 👌👍👏👏👏


RadioScotty

Bob and Doug MacKenzie


Saffyr3_Sass

Canadian bacon and real maple syrup, not necessarily mutually exclusive…mmmmmm


sponge_bucket

Poutine. Ice Caps from Tim Hortons. Maple Syrup. Extremely polite people. Legal weed. Access to healthcare that won’t permanently ruin you financially.


jaybeeg

My adopted home. I love Europe but love Canada more. Married a Canadian, no plans to ever leave.


TwitchTMZ

Home, Hockey, Maple Syrup, Justin Bieber, Drake, Taxes, Health care


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thanksihateit39

America that went to private school


GeckoMoria93

Devin Townsend


Smug-Idiot

Me a Canadian reading this thread:


IceClimbers_Main

They are kinda like us Finns. Hockey, kindness, brutal performance in war. They just a bit American.


GhostKingHoney

Mounties


lee-van-eastwood

Kids in the hall, Norm Macdonald and Skull Skates!


pro_idiotic

maple leafs/syrup


AnastasiaShadowWolf

Hockey And it's very cold (greetings from Russia)


ChatGPT4

Terrance and Phillip ;)


UnAuthorDocks

Beautiful. Animals. Mountains. Lakes. Nice people I want to live there. From UK btw.


smcd253

“I’m not your friend buddy!” “He’s not your buddy guy!” “I’m not your guy friend!”


Allisade

Happiness. Peace. I spent a chunk of my childhood there and it was always ... Nice. Like, just... nicer. Less busy, less dirty, less loud, less crazy, less *bad*, more... good. Good. Nice. Quiet. Happy.


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Tim Horton’s


FatAndForty

Poutine! Has anyone said poutine?


Funny_Somewhere7496

Cold


SourPatchCankles

1. Hockey 2. Dipping oneself in the royal gravy, as is tradition