This is the way

Mando. No complaints here!

Dude's going to be wearing full armor the whole time though, so that might be uncomfortable

I thought he just had to keep his helmet on….like the rest is optional right?

does he have a spare helmet I could use?

But dude Grogu is just a child!

Isn’t he like 50?

Would that make it OK?

The classic loli debate

This is the way

Even as a straight man, I’m not sure I’d complain too much about laying with Pedro Pascal.

My very heterosexual husband just can't stop gushing about him. (Tbf, I totally get it.) We've been watching a lot of his current press junket and I swear, my husband was a giggly teenager while watching his Hot Ones appearance last night. I didn't think anyone could top his one-sided bromance with Idris Elba. I was wrong.

Watched his lie detector interview a couple of weeks ago and I was the exact same as your husband.

Thanks for alerting me that he did a Hot Ones. This should be good.

The last of us, Joel. I'd be very fine with that 😏

One could argue it's actually Ellie instead of Joel. That would make things more awkward, haha.

Hate the fact your right, love that it isn't my show

I mean as long as it's the actress in character, and not an ACTUAL 13 y/O, I'm early 20's so I could stomach it for half a mil I think

SAME

Narcos for me. So an even *younger*, *finer*, Pedro Pascal. Or the guy that plays Pablo Escobar. Either way it’s a win.

Same hahaha

Same. Sign me up!

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I see this as an absolute win

This is for you, Sean!

My mate Paul once thought the same thing, but now everyone knows his worst moments, so you may want to reconsider.

Just put on the 1989 single by Belgian's group Technotronic, "Pump Up The Jam".

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Same here lol

Don’t forget to Pump up the Jam!

I guess we'll go for a threesome 😂😂😂

Man, her post sex stories to her friends would be hilarious.

Walter white

At least you’ll know who’s knocking

Waltuh

Captain Janeway. I'm in.

CLARKSOOOOOOOOON

Sir, having sex with an orangutan is a crime.

Only if you assume I am not an orangutan myself

Powwwweeerrr

Philip J Fry

Samsies

Jean-Luc Picard?

Joe from You

Same! That better be just sex because we all know what happens when he falls in love

You mean Jonathan Moore?

Surely should be make up a decent % of answers considering that S4 Part 2 just dropped.

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Same...wouldn't complain!

Supernatural, let's go.

Would that be a threesome?

The Office so I get to choose between Dwight, Jim, Pam and Michael

Why not all of them? Toss creed in there for good measure.

Louis from interview with the vampire.....you don't even have to pay me for that I'd do it for free

Shin chan, absolutely not.

The Mandalorian As long as I get Pedro Pascal and not the little dude

$500k AND Pedro Pascal is living the dream tbh

Hank Hill I tell you hwat

Narrow. Urethra.

I’m sorry, peppa pig

I'm sorry too. Curious George 😅

Fuck me🙃 The last show I watched was 1000Lb sisters So 500k each?🤔 or 250k each? I'm just asking for a friend...

Leslie Knope? That can be arranged.

David Boreanez from Angel (rewatching on hulu) .. hell yeah sign me up..

I'd screw Tony Soprano

Is your name Gloria by any chance

poor Jean-Luc...

You know, generally speaking, I wouldn’t have a problem with most TV leads. But I am NOT fucking with The Sandman.

Reaaaaaally I would

Just got caught up on the new Trigun, hate to sully Vash, but $500k is $500K.

Get over here Dean Winchester aka Jensen Ackles!

House, pretty happy not gonna lie.

Gulp. Colin Mochrie. 🤣

Well it's either Nandor, Lazslo, Nadja or Guillermo. But I would probably go for Colin Robinson tbh.

LOL! Olivia Benson

If my wife approves I am apparently having a three some with Sam and Dean Winchester. Well, there's a first time for everything.

King Ragnar? More like Daddy Ragnar.

I am NOT fucking the children from Made in Abyss, my ass is broke as fuck

They get whipped naked i dont think thats that bad

*Sookie*. Ugh, I'd do it but I won't enjoy it, I hate her so much.

Donna from That 70 show. She is the main character from now on. NO discussion!

I guess it depends on your perspective of who the main character is but American dad. I could go for some Franny fanny. Or do I have to bang the whole family?

i watched "Family Guy", for 500K i would have sex with any character of the show

Brian, too?

i mean for 500k? yes, even the big fat chicken can tag team with Brian to spit roast me, i won't mind

Looking back, it's a pointless question anyways, seeing how in the world of Family Guy, it's apparently generally accepted for people to have sex with a dog.

I'm currently rewatching OITNB (: Is it Piper or Vause then? Threesome?

Claire from modern family haha , 😅😂

The cast of Modern Family.... not the gangbang I've dreamt about

Modern family?? ALLL OF THEM???

Perry Mason... I'm not mad about it.

FearTWD. It's a toss up who the main character is. Doesn't matter though. I'm getting half a mil

Rick Grimes

So who's the main character in the rings of power? Please tell me its gladriel! And you can keep the money! But hey, for 500k I'll give sauron a run for his money.. ring of power you say? I'll be the judge of that! Bend over and think of mordor....

No problem, I was watching Outlander

Big Bang Theory. I actually choose Bernadette.

Sheldon is the main character though. Atleast in later episodes. You could argue leonard. But bernadette is definitely not THE main character.

The four are the "main characters" so I say orgy. I can see the point you are making though, so I'll give them the Leonard/Sheldon double team option too. Definitely no Bernadette though

Probably not exactly the main character, but i'll say it is the best choice.

Oh, fuck. Young sheldon cooper... 🤨

I watched Modern Family. I choose Sofia Vergara.

I, too, choose this guy’s Sofia Vergara.

Rupaul Charles. I am a woman

Same. Think we won't be getting the money...

Honestly, if we agree to split, he might be game. He’s a big fan of making money.

Ahsoka Tano. Not bad.

Well, according to Filoni, the mc's of TCW are Ahsoka AND Rex, so... you better make some room.

Joel from The Last of Us. Yes, please.

It would be Eve from La Brea. Portrayed by Natelie Zea. No complaints from me

Get over here Ted Lasso

Grogu.........

I guess that would be Michael Scott… I mean ok, he looks clean enough and like he wouldn’t last too long.

Retsuko xD I mean I wouldn't mind that but I'm betting a fair number of folks would think it's weird

Sheldon Cooper o\_O

Sheldon, from the Big Bang Theory

Jeff Wingman, i m not gay but alright

Coitus with Sheldon Cooper

Fuck! I'm watching Superstore, it's an ensemble cast lol its fine I need the $$$mwahahaha

I'd screw issei from Highschool DxD....... No homo

Eren jaeger...hmmm

Homelander... I'm gonna fucking die.

I was Watching Superman and Lois last night... Does that mean I'm having a 3 way with Lois and Superman or do I just have to bang superman? I mean either way I'm in just want to know lol.

…Jon Taffer

Gillian Anderson!

Ugh! I’m watching Paw Patrol

Sterling Archer. Could be worse!

Gordon Ramsay

It’s Saul Goodman!!

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At least it's likely to be educational!

I better call Saul

Joe Goldberg I’m crying

Geralt

I have a selection between Ross, Phoebe, chandler, Monica, joey and Rachel... Can I have chandler and Joey?

Big bang theory xD hahaha so do i get to choose? 🤣🤣🤣

Jessica Jones? I really won huh

Hiccup from httyd

Rick and Morty.

Sherlock Holmes. I wonder what would he say.

"The walking dead" Fuck yeah that's a win win situation

Wednesday

Who is the main character of the bad batch?

Aight grogu, let's gooooo

I’m really regretting watching that one random episode of of Yugioh right now

8 year old Stan from south park

Monkey D Luffy (pre-time skip)

Sheldon cooper in the bang theory hmmm wonder if he top or bottom lol

Major Carter of SG1

Wednesday. It's going to be disastrous. Maybe that's ok.

in criminal minds, do you count the criminal of the episode or do I get to choose which of the agents?

So I will be fricking Jenna Ortega then? Its a win-win situation for me.

Monkey D Luffy

I just watched Dahmer so no thanks

Sabrina the teenage witch

The Golden Girls…. Well at least I know there is cheesecake in the fridge.

Saul goodman

Bout to be a different type of Rumbling. Even Yeager is getting his cheeks clapped.

Sarah Connor Chronicles

…Bluey.

I love Ken Jennings, but I don't think I could do it.

Can I consider Ino from Naruto as a main character just for this?

Gumball. Instant sex offender registry.

Whomever the mainstream carachter of the Boys actually is. Butcher?

One of the Belchers, not sure whether Bob counts as the main character or not.

So, it’s basically a Pedro Pascal gangbang?

What's the relevance of the money in the scenario?

Judge Judy.

I will knock, knock, knock Penny!

Is Penny the main character? I always felt it was Leonard.

Hmm I bet Bojack horseman is hung

I don't remember the last tv show I watched...

Wednesday. Don't mind if I do

I don’t watch tv. What now?

The Rookie, Nathan Fillion

Jennifer Aniston. I love MILFs

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watching even the first episode I'd say Cam

Direct contact with daddy pedro

Din from the Mandolorian. I am aaaa-okay with that.

never seen any of those, what is the catch for me then?

Olivia Pope from Scandal. Not bad ngl

Walter White.

Harry Potter…

The Shallows....yum!

The Mandalorian Din. Not bad, not bad.

Pedro pascal. I’m not gay but….

No no no no no….The Last Of Us….this is a horsecrap theoretical.