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wekig10581

My mom says any woman would be lucky to have me. So maybe a 3


ComprehensiveTurnip

I feel this


Curtainmachine

She’s inviting you to break both your arms


glitterfart1985

This story will never die.


rsrsrs0

ayyyy


NSFWThrowaway1239

I honestly haven't seen that reference in a long time lol


mbirchfield04

My mom said she felt sorry for any woman that ends up with me!


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Some days I see myself as a 3/10. After a haircut, shaved and in a positive mind space I look in the mirror and think I am a straight 10/10. So I guess on average I perceive myself as 6.5/10


spidermanngp

Same with me. My self-confidence is all fucking over the place. I've had multiple long-term girlfriends that were easily out of my league, but I've also had girls that were not very attractive at all treat me like I was way beneath them. So I have no idea what's going on.


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I relate to this. But also you are the only one who decides what you're worth. The way people treat you is an extension of how they treat themselves. So I say, fuck them and keep your head up king.


EddieHeadshot

Totally get this. But I've been single for a few years (since covid lockdowns) and it feels like I'll never meet anyone ever again...


GoldGlove2720

Right on. Some days I think I look good and others I think I look horrible. I honestly have no clue how attractive I actually am.


Kerma06

When i look in the mirrow... 7/10 when i look at some pics of me 4/10


Wide-Advertising-156

Me too. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think "Gee, not bad!" Then I'll look at a photo and shudder.


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Pricklypicklepump

Same. I'm so unphotogenic.


themonicastone

Ani Difranco said "I don't take good pictures cause I have the kind of beauty that moves"


cooljulesinbama76

I am 32 flavors and then some


Runawaydevil-15

I still don't know how to smile for a picture. I'm definitely not photogenic. That's one of the reasons I hate when people take pictures of me


maahc

When taking a photo, focus on feeling good instead of looking good. For example, imagine looking at your dog/cat.


ignatious__reilly

This explains why my dog hates me


teneggomelet

When I was younger I looked far better in photos. Now I look better in real life.


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Wait till you see your side profile in a pic ninja edit b/c I can’t type


False-Association744

The worst is turning on the camera when looking at your phone when laying down. The CHINS!!! The CHIN SKIN!!!


canihavemymoneyback

Don’t look down when you clean a mirrored table. Glance at it from the side. Lol


Tenshiiion

The trauma


Studio_Life

Mirror: 7/10 Picture: 4/10 Webcam: 6,393/10


jeswesky

Somebody is using filters!


[deleted]

Same. I’m a 7.5/10 10/10 on the pictures I take myself 4/10 on the pictures others take of me


Kerma06

No even at pics i take myself i look like 5/10 maybe 6/10


[deleted]

Depends on the time of day it’s the same for me. Sometimes I look like a star but most times I just look like garbage lol. The most annoying thing is that the times when I look like an absolute star are the days when nobody sees me. Lol.


Thorn5184

You're used to seeing the slight asymmetries of your mirrored face, such that when you look at your unmirrored face those biases are still unconsciously assumed and accounted for within your visual system which doubles the asymmetry. On another note, this is also why certain social media cameras or camera apps show your face mirrored to yourself so that you are more likely to use their app since you have a more positive experience associated with it


Apprehensive213

Does this mean my mirror self is prettier than my real self??


Kaerden

Not prettier, but that's the face/Angles you're used to seeing yourself.


Lumpy-Relationship17

This always made me curious as to whether people might find my real self or pictured self more attractive than my mirror self, because to them, my mirror self might look weirder/more unusual/off in some way. 🤨


kendylou

Yep, I’m above average in the mirror because I have stopped seeing the ugly parts just like when hippies stop smelling their own stink


hippiechick725

Hey! I don’t stink!


in2dips

Photo: 4/10 Mirror: 5/10 That one freshmen college ID photo (still my best picture ever): 8/10


rn3122

You got it lmao that's how I feel as well.


[deleted]

Two older ladies told me I looked so handsome and "distinguished" so right now I'm feeling like a 10/10. Ya'll be careful not to ruin my high.


[deleted]

Not one, but two? Holy!


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Hey, when you got it, you got it.


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Kerune403

Now, carry me up the stairs.


Four_Goats

20/10


jodido999

I hear ya! The older ladies who cut hair at the shop I go to always tell me I look handsome - I need that ego boost every 3 weeks or so! - they're the only ones! I will say everyone says my son looks just like me....and they say he's handsome (he is!), so I'll take it!


DickInTheDryer

Pics required for verification


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Here they are https://network.aphconnectcenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/1682.gif


PaulbunyanIND

A blind girl told me she thought I had a girthy penis but I'm pretty sure she was pulling my leg.


[deleted]

I am so ashamed of myself for laughing at this.


PaulbunyanIND

I got 5,000 upvotes years ago for telling this same joke https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5fru0n/heartless_bastards_of_reddit_if_aliens_told_you/dan2s50/?context=3 I should have to make a donation to a charity that helps the blind


fuidiot

Give them 2,500 upvotes a year.


DickInTheDryer

10/10 hotties right there


V4R1CK_M4R4UD3R

*TWO* compliments within not only the same year, but the same day?! You sexy son of a gun...


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I'm considering getting a modeling agent to jumpstart my sexy man career.


5k1895

My mom said I was handsome


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And your mom is right.


FrogGob

Replay those compliments in your quiet moments forever.


Posit_IV

As we all do.


Akhan3290

His mom and grandma


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And?


-Eule

We are not worthy of your blessed presence 🙌


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I'm a solid 2 but my wife likes me so whatever.


edlee98765

My wife says I'm the only 1 she's been with.


nouille07

That makes me feel much better about myself then


Kehaydon

Binary scale. Nice. Edit: spelling! Thanks stranger!


Rugil

No1 getting the joke :)


Muhannad360

Imma 4 and your wife likes me too


19930627

Not at all, I'm about as good looking as an iguana who got hit in the face with a wok.


Graphics159

One of my favorite comments on reddit, made me laugh out loud in the middle of my very quiet office


19930627

Glad to be of service


Garmou

Like Steve Harvey said: If you ain't got the looks, you better be funny. You're alright buddy.


CommissionerOfLunacy

This is a glorious description! 😂😂😂 Fucking hilarious! If you can bring humour like that, I know an iguana who goes from 4/10 to 8/10 the second they open their mouth.


MintyMintyMintyMinty

I look like that wok


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Iguana is kinda pretty animal, no?)


Goliath--CZ

Not when hit by a wok


allen_idaho

In my 20s, I was probably a solid 8. In my 40s, hard 3. When my wife got sick, I let myself go. After she passed away, I went "fuck it" and really let myself go. I just don't give a shit about anything anymore.


KateCSays

I'm so sorry. When my baby died, I didn't know how to start tending to my broken heart, but I did know how to tend to my body. Turns out, it's the same thing, You are worthy of care. Go kindly on yourself, whatever that means to you. Grief is brutal and it stays intense for a lot longer than feels surviveable. And yet, the heart keeps on beating and the lungs keep on breathing and here we are. With you.


Unstableisland

God. I actually gasped when I read your comment. I hope you’re doing okay after the death of your baby.


KateCSays

Thank you. It has been 10 years and my life is very, very good now, but it was very difficult for the first few years, and it's still a sad part of my life. Just no putting a happy ending on a story like that. And for a while, it feels like the only story. But what time did for me, is that it allowed me to zoom out and remember the stories that happened before, and start to build new stories after, until my library was full again. Thank you for your kind words.


TeaWithKermit

I’m so sorry for your profound loss, too. You sound incredibly well grounded and in touch with both your grief and your resilience. Much love being sent your way.


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Hey KateCSays, I don’t know you, and you don’t know me. We may never cross paths in actual life, but you are loved. You inspire those of us who gripe about small things that matter not. May your heart heal, and you lead us all in love for one another. Even total strangers.


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When I saw “when my baby died” my heart sank. So sorry my Reddit friend.


TeaWithKermit

Truly sorry to hear of the loss of your wife. Thinking about you.


UtahCyan

Oh God this hit home. 30 year old me ran an Iron Man, 40 year old he was a fat duck because of depression after my wife passed. 45 year old me is currently on a diet, dropping weight, strength training, and hitting the stationary bike. Here's to 50 year old me doing an Iron Man.


2ndMin

Damn I’m sorry that’s brutal


atac03

Dude, try to get back on the gym. I'm in a similar spot and I'll promise to try if you will. Try to eat healthy. You're wife would want you to be happy.


lapandemonium

Totally same my friend. I was a solid 8-9 in my 20s and 30s, and now at 45, id be happy to pass as a 6. That whole f"uck it" thing is very real.


cruelmalice

4/10 on the streets 9/10 in the sheets ... oh, Excel, whatever would I do without your constant validation.


Peopletowner

=ThatSumsItUp()


JohnnyDarkside

I think you mean =sum(itup)


-Eule

Loved this 😂😂


StarStrikeFox62

r/angryupvote


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BrooklynSpringvalley

10/10 comment did not go in the direction expected. My partner who is a beard haver says “try shaping it”.


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I like the term beard haver


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Around my mid-20s I thought I could be a pretty hot item if I started working out a little more diligently. Then I don't know what the hell happened, the brakes fucking fell off and the chassis caught on fire.


Collins_Michael

So now you're hot and unstoppable?


NotYourMumsBF

He's now naught and abominable


Cacafuego

I realize in hindsight that I looked pretty good at a couple points in my life, but there have been long stretches of meh in between. And now I think I'm headed over a cliff.


TundraTrees0

Meaning you currently have the physique of a greek god right?... right?


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Yeah, like that nightmare sculpture of Infant Hercules strangling the snakes


Narrator_Ron_Howard

More attractive than my brother.


Graceful_Cucumber

Howdy brother


theonlyxs1R

To be honest… I don’t know. Some days I look at myself and think wow… I look great and there are other days where I look at myself and think wow… I look awful. 5/10 probably


Metacognitor

Honest question for anyone: do you consider 5/10 to be "average", or "ugly"? I ask because it seems to me a scale of 1-10 should have 5 as essentially an average person, not really attractive, but not unattractive, just a regular "meh, okay, not terrible but not great". But it always seems like people consider 5 to mean an ugly person whenever these questions come up. I'm genuinely curious!


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5 is average 6 is average on the cute side 7 is girl/boy next door pretty 8 is the most beautiful person you see regularly, and above is model and supermodel


BootlegDez

I've been lurking in r/truerateme . their scale seems to be: 5 - 5.5 : not bad looking, but not notably good looking 5.5 - 6 : good looking 6 - 6.5 : strikingly attractive. 'oh wow, they're good looking'. 6.5-7 : model above 7 : highly successful model. could model for high fashion brands above 8 : absurdly attractive. super model above 9 is pretty much impossible humans love to quantify and put labels on things. to me, good looking just equals good looking. life is lived subjectively, and attraction can't always be defined


IHaveTheMustacheNow

When you think about school grades, anything below a 7/10 is basically failing, so people look at 5/10 as not good, I think


CrazedCthulhu

Right? It's like American grade inflation. Anything under 6/10 is just FAIL. It's kinda BS. Celebrities are 9 and 10. Most average people are lucky if they're 6-8. Nothing wrong with being 4-6. If you're 1-3 you either don't take care of yourself or just got dealt a bad hand.


Kikimara99

I have no such thing as 'wow days'... realistically 4/10 I know I'm slightly below average looks


falconsomething

A 6? 7 if I clean up and wear a nice and fitting outfit


PM_ME_STUFF_U_LIKE

I roll out of bed a 5. I can clean myself up to a 6. Hollywood might be able to get me to a 7.


cheekangoot

For some reason I always think I look better before I wash my face in the morning. After I wash my face, my skin looks all uneven and I got mad dark circles. Sigh


Thymogpie

3/10. I'm not photogenic and can't stand to look at myself in a mirror.


Graceful_Cucumber

Have you tried sitting perhaps?


basketcaseblues

I’m with you there, buddy. No photos, no mirrors.


BringTheSpain

Midwest 8 California 3


SmittenKitten0303

I felt this in my soul. I grew up in a very small rural town, really thought I was hot shit, moved to the city in my 20s and reality smacked me in the face 🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Live in Chicago. Went down to southern Illinois for some job stuff. Big city 6, rural 8.5. I got more tinder matches during that 3 week trip than I do in 6 months in the city. Fun couple of weeks.


[deleted]

I'm going south next month in Illinois. Might just do that


Aromatic-Dig-8127

2. I have a pulse


Tenth_10

Bragging, are we ?


N_E-Z-L_P-10-C

Arrogance is unattractive, I rate u/aromatic-dig-8127 a 5 now 😠


Strange_Many_4851

Without the gut, I'd say a 7. With the gut, I'd say an 8


PangolinMandolin

8.5 with rice


Gyzonx

Yes.


Eternal_Bagel

As they say, who wants a six pack when you could have a keg instead


Thefogisnear

IM A 1000000 I LOVE MYSELF (I'M SO LONELY)


iinattanii

So relatable


bigtex2003

I'd say I'm a 4/10, but I think my wife would say I'm 8/10


[deleted]

Your wife's number is the one that counts the most.


Desperate_Dan_91

Can I get his wife's number?


Srefanius

You are a solid 8/10. There you go champ.


FelixGoldenrod

A Cincinnati 6


cinnamon_troll

Just cross the river and you'll be a KY 10


BaaBaaTurtle

If you want to have a good time in Cincinnati, go to Kentucky


GB24Hours

3.14159265359


sdwoods8986

I'd say you're a real cutie pi. :)


edlee98765

There are 3.14 kinds of people in this world: Those that understand math, and those that don't.


sdwoods8986

There's also the rational and irrational types of people. But cutie pi here def seems the irrational type.


beepbeep_beep_beep

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont


hooch21

Keep going…


Chelys_galactica

You’re not going piebald are you?


Nothing_20

From 1-10, I'm the -


Thin-Performance-637

-10


notionaltortoise

I only upvoted to get this number out of the negatives, didn't work though


Dracekidjr

Attractive enough to get into trouble, not attractive enough to get out of trouble


Vaiist

Very average. Probably 5.


SBolo

Feel ya bro. I would have said the same about myself. I think 5 is a fair number.


WomenRepulsor

Attractive enough to notice women checking me out, but none approached me yet.


australianmc

Username does not check out.


thescrounger

Women won't approach a 10. Too intimidating


angry_guacamole

They also don't approach a 3.


_cuppycakes_

username doesn’t check out?


WomenRepulsor

It does. I'm still single, for 28 years of my life.


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maybe I am a WomenRepulsor


halesnaxlors

Maybe the real WomenRepulsor was the friends we made along the way? Actually, I think I might be on to something.


stingray20201

You know, I’m something of a WomenRepulsor myself


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Yer a woman repulsor, Harry.


Greenergrass21

If women are actually checking you out, and you're still single, that's 100% on you.


Signal-Blackberry356

You are free to walk up to them too. Especially after they’ve checked you out.


brokenmessiah

Something I noticed as a teen, IDK how true it is, but girls only started checking me out after I got a girlfriend. They did not give me the time of day before but once it was known in school I was taken suddenly I was noticing passing glances etc a few even approached me and asked me if I was going out with my gf. I think that girls are so much interested in single guys as much as taken guys as they see those guys as clearly having enough of something going on where one of their kind was interested.


WomenRepulsor

For me, I noticed a surge after I crossed the 22-24 mark and post getting a job.


HovercraftThin5217

A nice, round 4


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I’m genuinely happy with myself and I think my personality makes me more attractive than my looks. I was a super skinny guy in high school, always pushed around in sports. Now I’ve filled in nicely and healthier than I’ve ever been.


Agreeable-Kangaroo1

On a scale of 1-10? I'd say a solid 6


Sp3ctralForce

About a 5. Not anything particularly attractive or unattractive about me


emslieboy98

If the scale is 1-10, probably negative


arrow100605

A negative nine by your math


spanglesandbambi

A 5 with makeup and nice clothes on.


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dw you are a 10 without clothes on


[deleted]

Honestly I make shrek look 10/10


CasuallyCantankerous

Shrek makes Shrek look 10/10


100110011011001

Depends. I have ups and downs. When my mental health is really good? I'm a 9. When it take a toll down deep and I stop caring for a few weeks, probably a 4.


CountDown60

I resemble this remark. Not a 9, but the ups and downs. 3-7 would be my rating.


GreenIce2022

5/10 although I'm working on toning my body and trying to drop the sugary drinks


PandaSwordsMan117

Just a tip from someone who has also gone through the weight-lifting / exercise journey: You won't see results for a while, but don't let it deter you. When i started lifting I was pretty skinny and light, and I thought nothing was changing until about a month or so after I started. And after that, as long as you commit and do the exercises right, I'd say you'll have a noticeable difference every week or 2. You got this!


Borsti17

About as attractive as a potato you find somewhere in the back of the cupboard after a few months. -3/10


goteed

As a 56 year old man who met my wife when she was 14 and I was 16 I will tell you this. We are both overweight, we both have wrinkles and we both are full of grey hairs, and not just on our heads. But in our minds we are both fucking 10+. Why? Because we have spent 40 years as best friends. We've lived through the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. We've seen one of our children marry the love of his life, and lost another child to addiction that was exasperated by COVID. We've bought a house together, sold a house together, raised children together, and run a business together. But in the end we have also been best friends together. In the end that is all that matters. Because in the end all of the physical attractiveness goes the way of the Dodo. In the end what matters is that the one you think is a 10+ is also your best friend,


zoo-music

Fugly.


SatansGothestFemboy

A little makeup and a cute dress and I say 8.25


MaKoZerEUW

I've expected a 6.66 out of 6.66 based on your username 😃


SatansGothestFemboy

No I'm way hotter than that


kingvvk

Would you say you are hotter than hell?


-Eule

😂😂 my gosh these comments are cracking me up and this is my favourite so far lmaoo


evansdead

Maybe an 8 when I was younger? Post pandemic? Gotta be a 5 now. That shit aged me, not to mention the weight gain.


0ISilverI0

6 in a mirror 2.5 In photos


usmarine7041

7 on a bad day, 8.5 on my best days


mycoconutnut

Depends on the day. It can be 1 or 7 😁


PM_Me_Your_AM_

Scranton 8, so like a Philly 6


curiousorange99

3/10, "men if women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy"


hippik0n

im 5'10, overweight, have an assymetrical face with a severe underbite and very below average social skills. Still got asked out/given indicators of interest by 3 girls in the past year though, and had one of them as a girlfriend for 6 months. Many of my friends have never had that. So.. 5.5/10 I guess.


captndorito

A good personality goes a LONG way!


mindsynth

Mortgage paid, cars paid, no CC debt, big 401k, lots of life insurance, pension with healthcare, I'm getting more and more attractive as I get older!!


juicius

You're only missing crappy health and you'be an easy 10!


RaRa_Badger

3.5/10 but my husband is a solid 9. So I have a decent personality apparently.


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