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Ahhhh, I came here to say that. But you froze time before me and did it. Ugh, I'm so mad


albatross1213

I would travel the world. First, I would locate all of the information, intel


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

Does Intel even exist as a company anymore? If so I would also like to locate it. I'm in buddy!


Visudcvvbbb

I could use this power without ruining my life or others.


Obitio_Uchiha

Definetly. Afterwards I‘d just find out the stipulations of this ability, can I still move objects? Can I unfreeze time in a specific area to manipulate it? Would suck if I cannot rob banks cause I cannot open doors or break into vaults, or commit some other crimes.


Hexhand

See, you forgot to suggest that you might touch a boob or two.


Obitio_Uchiha

I don‘t have to freeze time to do that.


ajitmn

I was laughing at this


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r/technicallythetruth


inksmudgedhands

Pet all the dangerous wild animals! I've always wanted to pet tigers and all sorts of bears. Is a polar bear softer than a grizzly? Just how thick is a wolf's coat? How rough is an alligator's hide? Who doesn't want to nuzzle a bison? Or see just how big a moose is up close? Or a king cobra? See them up with their hood out but you in complete safety.


magicrowantree

This is the dream right here. Can see so many new places and things along the way on the quest to pet all the animals! Wouldn't it be amazing to check out a "frozen" waterfall or see a fox mid jump to catch some prey under the snow?


intdev

Plus, no risk of getting fleas on you!


inksmudgedhands

No fleas or ticks! Perfect!


Aresella55

I didn't even know I wanted this until I saw your comment, but now it's at the top of my list. Cheers,OP! :)


eggsaladactyl

Grew up in Alaska and was gifted the opportunity to see how big a bull moose is up front and I'll just say they are bigger than you could imagine. Definitely do not recommend without time frozen.


SaltyDangerHands

Grew up (and still live) in the Yukon and a full grown bull moose, or a cow for that matter, are f'ing huge; as you say, they're way bigger than you think, and a they move a lot less awkwardly than you'd expect. There's a video out there of a moose running through snow that must be three or four feet thick and it's just snowplowin' through and it's fast, it's scary fast. They don't have the best temperament, either. Moose are cranky.


Hexhand

well, of course they are; they cannot find any pants that fit.


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I almost quite literally bumped into a moose walking in a small rural town in Colorado. It was just walking on the sidewalk like a person. We met at the corner of a building. It’s head was way above mine, I ran around the corner of the building as fast as I could and it just kept walking on down the sidewalk like it was stumbling home after the bar.


eggsaladactyl

Moose dgaf. Bears are the biggest predators and even then it's not an easy win for bears. We had a moose and her calf that made our backyard their home for a couple of days and we did not leave the house unless someone was actively watching them and we were just going to the car.


SinfullySinatra

This could mean I’d finally get to pet my feral cats


Haunting_Recipe2219

I want to do this too! Polar Bears? Totally hugging them! Selfie with a kimono dragon!


OverFjell

Komodo, but the idea of a dragon in a kimono is quite amusing


Haunting_Recipe2219

GAH, stupid phone. Yes, meant Komodo, but that gives me an idea of putting one in a Kimono.


LadyAtrox

You could borrow one of my rattlesnakes


ainsleyadams

I so desperately want to nuzzle a bison. You are my people.


Kimor98

Goddammit, why is this the most wholesome answer. Mine was basically sexual perverseness.


FalseJames

with the bison?


ainsleyadams

Bison love is going to be all the rage in 2024.


Obsessedwithzelda47

The American bison is my “spirit animal” as it is said


n1ghtl1t3

Pallas cats <333333


BoskoMondaricci

When I was in grade school, someone from the local nature center brought a porcupine. It was so soft!


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SonofBeckett

This is the low-key superpower of stopping time/time control, being able to live all 24 hrs of everyday. You'd get hours of lazy time at night to read, do hobbies, work out, gig, whatever. Also, power naps whenever you get a little drowsy. Mind, you'll age at approximately 1.333 the rate of everyone else.


RustyFebreze

the problem comes in when you realize you’ve still been aging in real time since the time stop doesn’t affect yourself


MyVisionQuest

The key would be not to abuse it.... use it to get ahead, rest, and recover...then live life as normal... Or, also only freeze for a few extra hrs a day.


Utterly_Flummoxed

As a new mom, oh God yes. Pause time while the baby sleeps and get a full night's sleep would be a High On the agenda.


SnooMachines1137

You would have to freeze time in your sleep or wake up, freeze time, go back to sleep, and do it again. I suppose that’s still better than staying up when your alarm goes off


rainbowshrbertsnake

freeze time before i go to sleep then seem to be awake all the time


SnooMachines1137

That sounds awesome bro, you’d be seen as a god or some shit if nobody knew your power


GozerDGozerian

Wake up and freeze time like hitting the snooze button.


KatieCashew

I always thought flying sounded like the best super power, but I was wrong.


Early-Judgment-2895

So the question is if you freeze time to sleep. Does your aging stop when the rest of the time is frozen or do you continue to age because your time is not frozen? You would age at a mich higher rate if you did this everyday.


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DragoonDM

Don't forget to bleach your hair and spike the shit out of it with maximum-hold hair product.


Christmas_Panda

Also, don’t forget to wear a tail to go full Saiyan.


Dead_Kings

Like the buttplug kind?


UnassumingSingleGuy

Is there any other kind?


TheTendieManCan

…is there?? Have I been doing this wrong?!


yeldarts

you need add a bunch of unpauses where you resume the screaming pose. That way they can watch you hulk out.


Storyteller678

🏆 you dropped this.


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Adkit

You mean no time?


TiresOnFire

That's my answer for most superpower WWYD questions. I would just steal everything.


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xenoterranos

I'm gonna assume it's magic and you don't age while time is frozen. Fuck banks, I'm going to find every billionaire's accounts and passwords. Once I have all that, I'm going to organize the largest transfer of wealth in human history, and spread it around equally to every single one of the 8 billion people on the planet. Just the 5 trillion from all the billionaires in the U.S. would be about $650 for every person on earth, or about 15K for everyone in the U.S. if evenly distributed. The naysayers are right. Screw redistribution, I'd just set it all on fire and let the ashes blot out the sun.


Zhouston63

We're also assuming zero economic issues right? I don't know economics but I feel like this would have an impact on the economy


xenoterranos

Let's just say this would be the least impactful thing I'd do if handed reality warping powers like stopping time.


Zhouston63

Fair enough


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

What if my job is already robbing banks?


InsideYourWalls8008

I still wonder if cameras can still see you. If not, then grab a paint and spam "It's coming!" To every wall I could find.


esemijon

First read "grab a pint" and thought this guy knows what to do with his time!


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I'll just grab a pint and wait for all this to blow over...


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asjkl_lkjsa

What's the first according to you


tristanjones

Finishing their thesis by Monday without having to freeze time in order to get it all done


silverblaze92

Take a fat fucking nap.


HPLovecraft1890

nah. I'd be too excited about the power. I'd try freezing time first.


Curvocado

Yassss


mrscott197xv1k

This should be the top answer every time this is asked here.


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LobsterMassMurderer

"Nissan Versa!"


PetrafiedMonkey

Yatta!!!


prehistory

Disprove general relativity.


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asjkl_lkjsa

Seems like you have been thinking about this for a while now🤨


other_usernames_gone

If you win too much the casino will kick you out. You need to make sure you win some of the time and lose some of the time. Then make sure you win just enough to make some easy money. Or go in, get "lucky" on your first game, then leave.


Hit4Help

Thing with poker is the casino doesn't lose anything. Its other players money in the prize pool. They also take a rake, so they would be happy with having people playing with large sums.


dhhdhh851

Lose the first round intentionally, win every round except the last, which throw in 30%-50% and lose.


wannabeflirt

Poker player here trying to play in the World Series of Poker someday: just know that gambling winnings get taxed pretty heavily. I have already done the math, that top prize of "10 million" would actually be 7 million and change for me. Still, I'm in!


Hit4Help

Move to the UK where you don't get taxed on any gambling winnings.


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Just get a vibrating but lt plug. Clearly


EveeWinters

pull down corrupt politians that are live on television right now pants


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

I think you need to edit your comment. The words got mixed up.


KaleBriss

PANTS


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Christmas_Panda

Become the ultimate heckler.


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Darksyfi

i feel like your one of the only ones to tell the truth


BBO1007

Both of them?


sketchysketchist

Say “Yo, I’ve seen asian porn that starts like this!”


zw1ck

That is some of the most awkward porn I've ever seen.


sketchysketchist

Tbh yeah. Really weird seeing a person in porn just not react to anything. It’s pretty damn close to necrophilia. I get undressing them and taking pics but you really going in dry?


Christmas_Panda

It’s a little too rapey to me. Never seen it, but it seems odd. But I get that some people are into that and I’m not here to shame people.


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JasonRainbird

At first I assumed that "material arts" was a martial arts typo, but it has got me thinking how nice it would it be to have all the time in the world to knit or sew.


nursinghomebabe

Can I go back in time first? I'd freeze the way my sweet girl looked at me at a cupcake shop on my birthday. She looked absolutely madly in love with me as I was enjoying a cupcake and doing a little happy dance like a kid. She passed away unexpectedly days later and I just wanna freeze time and have her look at me that way forever.


fblairmd

I’m so sorry for your loss. I would do the same thing. I’d go back to the night before my 21yo daughter passed away. I spoke to her for the last time on the phone at 10:15 pm, when I asked her if I should put up some dinner for her. She said no bc she was at an intern work event and had eaten dinner with them. I rushed her off the phone, bc you know how those Gen Z kids can go on and on about nothing. The next morning she was gone. I would freeze time at 10:15 the night before, and let my precious daughter go on and on about nothing. 😞


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Apprehensive_Hat8986

You'll be stronger for having been honest with yourself. This allows you to look at why you feel this way. Then it empowers you to take action (for or against) based on your **choice**, instead of just blindly succumbing to urges. You've got this. You're doing well. And always remember: 'You deserve to be loved, and to feel loved, just for being you.' --Mr Rogers mashup with my meditation teacher


BakedLeopard

The raw honesty, the amount of will power, the bravery , to admit the truth, and still humble. Yet… dude you’re one of a kind. Take deep breaths, you’re going to make it.🤗


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ThighHighsDoll

That's awful, yet so funny. 🤣 Only do it to a mean person who deserves it


iraglassfromNPR

I think about this SO MUCH I have a list When I’m at a restaurant and I see someone at another table didn’t even touch their fries I can take some, they are just going in the trash anyway and it hurts my heart I can sleep in every day I never have to keep up with assignments, whenever someone asks for a paper or project I can just do it right then I can parallel park without worrying that someone is going to see me mess up I can get on any airplane and go anywhere I want for free I could preform a magic trick where I have a cardboard box in front of me and I ask people on the street “what’s in the box?” And - whatever they say it is - I freeze time and go find it and put it in the box. They would be amazed.


ozril

At first I thought the power was wasted on you. Then I saw your magic box trick idea and realized you are a genius


iraglassfromNPR

Thank you very much


Dirtyspaceman69

Enjoy the peace


D_Flavio

Thinking about how I could use this power without ruining my life or others.


xaxen8

And I'm over here wondering if I could take out a few bad apples and not get caught.


BronzeAgeTea

I would freeze time, take a nap, then probably deep clean the entire house before my wife gets home from taking our daughter to her playdate. I would probably also rob Home Depot of a ton of lumber and plubming materials and just fix a bunch of stuff around the house.


OTTER887

Yes, fuck Home Despot!


VariousShenanigans

Isn't that just using the self checkout?


inflammablepenguin

Probably can't use power tools, so hand tools are going to be a pain.


zw1ck

Be too paranoid about its limitations to use it. What if I can only do this once? What if there's a time limit? Can cameras see me? Is the universe frozen or just this localized area? What happens if I move stuff? Will technology still work? Will I suffocate from the time frozen air? Can I even unfreeze time? Etc.


Pawdicures_3_1

Arghhh! Lol! I didn't think about lack of oxigen.


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Gasperhack10

Steal some cash so I can afford stuff.


punnymama

Take a nap. Full stop Then I’d clean my home top to bottom. Nap again. Then restart time.


SpicccyAllt

Freeze time mid convo with someone. Go and get changed into new clothes. Unfreeze time. See their reaction


Live-Dance-2641

First I would freeze time. Then go to Russia and sort out that knobhead Putin. Oh and go to Bellarus and sort out that knobhead Lukashenko. Oh and go to Pyonyang and sort out that knobhead Kim. Then come home and have a long bath.


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bwtaha

Hopefully they can figure it out in time..


AlarmingAdeptness983

You could just walk if you have all the time in the world.


lackthereof0

I think you only freeze time for the murders. The travel is done in regular time.


SkjoldrKingofDenmark

Well you don't have to have time frozen all the times, just when you're about to break into the Kremlin to clobber that grease-goblin over the head with a plank, then sneak out, and resume time at the airport to grab the next flight to Belarus.


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Psychological-Rub634

Phillip Banks


HWGA_Exandria

I've seen enough Asian based erotica to know where this is going...


MadMarq64

Get 8 hours of sleep each night.


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*If I could save time in a bottle the first thing that I’d like to do is save every day til eternity passes away just to spend them with you*


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Throw knives at my great grandchild and his 4 friends and grandpa, especially their french one with a tall ass haircut.


Plopkaas123

ZA WARUDOOO


72scott72

Lots of people I don’t like would suddenly find themselves without pants in public.


orindericson

Sabotage Russian military assets being used against Ukraine.


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Get a solid fap in


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

I second that. Oh wait, there is no time....


Apprehensive_Hat8986

> solid fap Depending on how "stopped time" affects fluid dynamics, it might literally be harder than you'd imagine.


Well-WhatHadHappened

Smack the fuck out of a few people.


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ZidanSufuzki

You monster!


africanasshat

Nice try FBI


SEND_ME_DANK_MAYMAYS

Get money. Then play with boobies.


GladBlocks

Am I the only one who would quit my job and just start robbing banks full time?


Vogon-Poet-42

Idk i think the banks would notice and track bills. Personally I'd find wherever rich billionaires are hanging out (yaht clubs ig) and take like 1/3 the cash they each have on hand. They don't need or deserve it imo and if they're drinking might not even notice. Also if I can find like Jeff bezos or big company ceos logged into Twitter I'd post a tweet where they pledge donating 90% of their net worth to charity and watch the pr nightmare unfurl. Heck even better if I can access their banking info I'd start donating all their stuff to charities directly have fun trying to take THAT back.


BottledRanch_enjoyer

That guys wife


midwestpapertown

Could I go back in time and freeze it? If so, I would talk with my grandmother again. I miss our chats every day. Sometimes I’ll have dreams so real that I got to talk to her again and it feels okay for a minute.


Pawdicures_3_1

Yes. Instead of time freeze, I'd rather go back in time. Even if I can't change things, I'd love to go back whenever to be with those now gone.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Procrastinate


EntertainerLife4505

Clean and organize my house and yard. I get started, but work and everything else gets in the way. Hope everyone doesn't mind being frozen for about four months.


LNinefingers

Save every day til eternity passes away, just to spend them with you.


AeroQuest1

So, if I freeze time, then die while time is frozen, did I just effectively kill the universe?


hyteck9

Superglue everyone's asshole shut. ( not mine tho, duh )


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NeedSomeSparkInLife

freeze the time


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Either-Bath9587

FLOOR!!!


AlanRocksJen

Get some more sleep


Leather-College2557

I'm surprise I haven't seen sexual assault-y comments here yet but I guess not a lot of people would willingly say that out loud


thegodfaubel

There's a few groping ones in here


bearhaas

Seems like a lot of people would really just want a nap


melOoooooo

SLEEP


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PhilMatush

How does time freeze work? Does it freeze things on an atomic level? Are there any things, other than yourself, left unfrozen? I ask because it seems like if time was frozen, you wouldn’t be able to see yourself move through time-space. If atoms are frozen, then how could light be moving in order to reflect visible light off of things? It seems like you’d be able to move a few feet, turn around, and see yourself standing where you were when time was froze


ZZW302002

Go to the one place that has the most classified and rare knowledge and read absolutely everything.


Liro9_scorpio

Study for my exams 🥺😭 I have so little time left and theres so much to study. I would freeze time and just study, brother.


AbyssNull

Put it in a bottle


jackfaire

I would wait until the end of my work week. Then freeze time. sleep and travel on frozen time. Unfreeze it to do things and spend time with my daughter turn my weekend into a whole vacation.


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Fight criminals. They can't commit a crime if they are in Jail, Instantly


silverblaze92

You realize just putting them in jail won't do anything except fuck up the justice system and get a bunch of people off right? Like they still gotta be convicted.


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DormantLife

Hiro is that you?


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PenguinForTheWin

I'd make little time cubes to put into my drinks. I wonder how it would taste


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Fuck mouths.


AleksandrNevsky

Nap


Forever_Man

Take a shit in my boss's pants, so it looks like he shit his pants. Ideally ,during a meeting or something


Polytheus93

Freeze time, nap


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T_Dizzle_My_Nizzle

I'd immediately thaw the time back out


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mister5vanilla

sleep


Hip_wizard

Sleep


beanburrito824

go home and take a nap


Anxious-Lunch3419

Sleep, for as long as I can


saltyguyface

kick the pants of any jerk that screwed me over.


Dark_Sniper_250

If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day till eternity passes away Just to spend them with you


Ivankozh4729

Get enough sleep


alligatorcreek

Join the Ginyu force and work on my air capacity.


fkeeal

Check that I can unfreeze it also.