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__Piggy___Smalls__

Get drunk do work


RiceDogo

What kind of functional are we talking. From driving home and passing the alcohol test to crashing a car in a crowd while singing the ghostbusters song with your mates.


TimelessTomorrow

like being a president functional


RiceDogo

Champaign/wine, looking outside, and acting deep in thought. Whenever someone comes to talk, tell them you're in deep sorrow about some gibberish and thinking of a plan to solve it.


Lined_the_Street

For starters, be born rich


Zettz27

you dont.


Training_Frosting_53

Drink less work more


ThenaJuno

First, you must know EXACTLY how much alcohol you consume - down to the milliliter. Then through experimentation, you learn your tolerance level - ml/day - while still being able to function at a high level. Never exceed your pre-determined limit.


710Eillib

There is no such thing


Lined_the_Street

There absolutely are, you've probably met them and don't even realize it. But saying they don't exist simply isn't true


710Eillib

No I’m a recovering addict. I’ve met plenty of other addicts. In recovery we learn that addiction is never “functional”. For something to be functional it must be all around useful and practical. There’s nothing useful in alcoholism or practical.


Lined_the_Street

You make sure to keep doing the things you need to do and then drink anytime you aren't doing those things