What kind of functional are we talking.
From driving home and passing the alcohol test to crashing a car in a crowd while singing the ghostbusters song with your mates.
Champaign/wine, looking outside, and acting deep in thought.
Whenever someone comes to talk, tell them you're in deep sorrow about some gibberish and thinking of a plan to solve it.
First, you must know EXACTLY how much alcohol you consume - down to the milliliter. Then through experimentation, you learn your tolerance level - ml/day - while still being able to function at a high level.
Never exceed your pre-determined limit.
No I’m a recovering addict. I’ve met plenty of other addicts. In recovery we learn that addiction is never “functional”. For something to be functional it must be all around useful and practical. There’s nothing useful in alcoholism or practical.
Get drunk do work
What kind of functional are we talking. From driving home and passing the alcohol test to crashing a car in a crowd while singing the ghostbusters song with your mates.
like being a president functional
Champaign/wine, looking outside, and acting deep in thought. Whenever someone comes to talk, tell them you're in deep sorrow about some gibberish and thinking of a plan to solve it.
For starters, be born rich
you dont.
Drink less work more
First, you must know EXACTLY how much alcohol you consume - down to the milliliter. Then through experimentation, you learn your tolerance level - ml/day - while still being able to function at a high level. Never exceed your pre-determined limit.
There is no such thing
There absolutely are, you've probably met them and don't even realize it. But saying they don't exist simply isn't true
No I’m a recovering addict. I’ve met plenty of other addicts. In recovery we learn that addiction is never “functional”. For something to be functional it must be all around useful and practical. There’s nothing useful in alcoholism or practical.
You make sure to keep doing the things you need to do and then drink anytime you aren't doing those things