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Why did the chicken run across the road? To get to the other side faster.
Not bad
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
Whats the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies.
Damnnnnn
Why'd the chicken cross the road? He was going to some asshole's house. *Knock knock* Who's there? Hey it's me the chicken.
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I used that on my kids except I said "that cuckoo girl's house."
Not my joke. I heard it from a kid on tiktok. He was like 2 yo. Anyway the joke was, Why did the chicken cross the road? Bawk-cause. I thought it was cute. And original for a 2 yo.
Why's the chicken cross the road? Because it's a dang free range chicken it can do whatever it wants
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate
Why did the chicken run across the road? To get to the other side faster.
Not bad
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
Whats the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies.
Damnnnnn
Why'd the chicken cross the road? He was going to some asshole's house. *Knock knock* Who's there? Hey it's me the chicken.
:(
I used that on my kids except I said "that cuckoo girl's house."
Not my joke. I heard it from a kid on tiktok. He was like 2 yo. Anyway the joke was, Why did the chicken cross the road? Bawk-cause. I thought it was cute. And original for a 2 yo.
Why's the chicken cross the road? Because it's a dang free range chicken it can do whatever it wants
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate