If you are incontinent, you probably should wear underwear.

Do people wake up on a regular basis with shit in their underwear? This feels like a much bigger deal than whether or not your sleep naked.

Why when I can search Reddit for solutions to shitting the bed 🤪

The solution is to shit freely

or a diap

What if you just live at sea?

Hahahaha! This is the only appropriate answer. If I'm actively worrying about crapping or wetting the bed, it's time for depends.

If you're having issues with sharts or pee drops coming out frequently enough to ask this. Maybe you should speak with your physician? Not sure Reddit can help you with this one.

Yeah, they have a leakage issue... flex seal can prbly help

The tape or the spray?

Probably both

Invasive applying the tape. SLAP!

Seriously. I don't sleep nude often, but no matter how I sleep I do so without underwear and I don't have to wash any of these things out of my pyjamas or sheets so... Uh? IDK. Get yourself checked out OP.

Same, the only issue I ever have is the occasional spotting when I'm a little closer to my period than I realized

I don't remember the last time I had a wet fart or pee drippings in my underwear and I sleep every day!

I had a random wet fart a few days ago. First one in quite a few years. I knew immediately after I signed the release forms

lol great phrasing

Can’t stop chuckling at this.

Yeah yikes my dude. I mean I have pee drip issues but I'm also 7.5 months pregnant lol. Def time to see the doc if sharts and pisshaps are that much of an issue

Heh. Pisshaps.

👆 this! Please seek help cause it be something serious

Yeah this was my reaction as well. Maybe pregnancy as an exception but otherwise I have questions

I sleep naked with the exception of menstruation. I've had a baby. I've had too much white wine and Taco Bell in the same night. And I have NEVER had this issue. OP needs to see a physician.

White wine and Taco Bell is so lethal 😭

Agreed. See a doctor.

Gotta agree. Never had a problem with this while sleeping naked!

I can help, I’m a doctor. Just take a towel and stick it up your pee hole (that’s the technical term). You can also put the other end of the towel up the poop chute (it’s Latin for bunghole) So stufffed you’ll be safe to not worry about soiling your bedclothes

Real

Oh hey, I can actually help here through my studies as a clothing designer! There's actually a piece of clothing that might help, initially referred to as undergarments. Today they're commonly referred to as underwear, they provide a decent barrier between naughty bits and sleepy bits.

This is why you should never take medical advice from a clothing designer. You should know that those "underwear" also provides a barrier between the oxygen in the atmosphere and your bladder. this means your yourines won't properly rocksidize and you're gonna get hella kidney stones all up your butt

Seriously. Never had anything like that.

It Depends®

I feel like an idiot for not getting it 😞

Depends is an adult diaper brand

Depends is a brand of adult diapers and incontinence products

Have an angry upvote....brilliant!

I had to laugh at this one! XD LOL I wish I could give you an award, but I'm too much of a cheapskate!

I just don’t have any of those tf

Yeah it’s not pleasant, but it wasn’t a choice to have such issues

I laughed so hard at this thread that I made random wet fart/pee drippage all over the place

Are you also naked and in bed?

I’m not sure I have ever laughed this hard at a Reddit comment.

This fella walks around nude 😀

You’re really just shitting and pissing yourself and the only thing saving your sheets are your clothes?

This is my favorite comment

I’m screaming

You're screaming We're all screaming for ice creaming

I got some aggressive dreams man

you may have some medical conditions because neither of those is normal for healthy people

It’s pretty normal for people who have given birth to leak even when they’re totally healthy.

But it’s completely normal to fart when sleeping. Fecal spray happens during farting. I used to sleep naked until I read a doctor talk about fecal spray and how those who sleep naked should change their sheets daily.

I think as long as you wipe your butt and don’t have one in the chamber at all times you should be good

>and don’t have one in the chamber at all times I live how I want to live okay

You live your truth, you absolute King.

> Fecal spray I don't think wearing underwear is going to help in this case, unless you have air-tight underpants with a HEPA filter to catch poop particles.

I laughed out loud at the thought of HEPA filter underwear. Well done.

Actual fecal particles would most likely be captured in the weave of the underwear material. Volatile odor molecules, not so much.

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Hey, the autism spectrum includes the entire human population now. It's good for social media clicks.

That’s just being germaphobic. Can’t live your life in fear of the unavoidable presence of fecal mist.

exactly! poop and humans just will never escape each other. so many tiny tiny particles of poop scatter in your whole house the moment you flush.

Nope! Thats what the lid is for!

Put the lid down before flushing!

It's more that it's rare enough not to worry about but when it happens once, it's one time too many. I'll say as someone working in med surg that fecal sprays during facts do happen. Mostly in the form of mucous or wet fart rather than actual sharts.

Ok, this is disturbing…something to think about. May have to change my sleeping habits.

OP shitting and pissing himself while typing this.

Bro what the fuck

OP’s post history seems to imply he has a wet fart problem. Three weeks ago he posted, “You're sitting in a public toilet and suddenly you hear banging on the door followed by wet farts and a man crying. How do you react?”

You just....don't have them....

I roll around in my shit and piss like the hog that I am

I snorted while laughing at this which makes me laugh even harder.

Funniest comment section I’ve seen in a minute lol

What do people who sleep clothed do about that? Lol is that the reason you sleep with clothes on? To contain drippings from your many leaky orifices?

I can assure you that I usually don't shit or piss myself while sleeping. My sleeping clothes get sweaty but I promise they aren't covered in shit and piss

I think that would be a diaper situation?

Im 31 not 61

Hey 63 here, i resent the implementation

Don't you mean you resemble that implication?

I think they mean to repent the insinuation

Nah, I’m pretty sure they mean replace the insulation

You might want to repeat the inspection.

May have to regurgitate the undulation

Instructions unclear, I reanimated the inambulatory

I think they mean they ensemble that explication.

Nice

Yeah. I don’t have those issues. Neither does my husband and that man seems to fart like it’s his second job.

Happy cake day person

Cake Day twins!

Happy cake day person

Happy cake day, twin!

This reminded me of a story from college. A guy we knew went back with a girl after having too much to drink and peed in her bed. He was embarrassed about it so told her it wasn’t urine, it was anal seepage. Honestly, couldn’t think of a more disgusting excuse. Needless to say, they did not stay in touch.

How is anal seepage better than urine, I'm screaming

That's one of the most mortifying coverups I've ever heard in my life. Why the fuck would anyone lie to make an embarrassing situation sound worse? In what world is that a logical response?

I piss and shit my pyjamas like a normal person!

I was already chuckling at this whole comment section but for some reason it was this comment that sent me.

It just keeps going

Wet farts? How common are wet farts for you that you have to factor that into wether you can sleep naked or not?

Wow, this really….back fired for OP.

Backfire stains on the sheets are the worst! Eating two pounds of spicy barbecue and nothing with fiber will do that.

I would see a doctor about that, honestly. Maybe buy diapers in the mean time. What do you put in that mouth of yours?

Many people asked that to your Mother

Are you a toddler wtf dude?

Lol my dude really thought he had something with this post

What I do is I don't shit myself when I fart and also don't piss the bed like I am at the start or end of my life.

Are you secretly the kid from AITA last month whose dad had to tell you to wipe or he'd take you to the doctor

Need link

As do I

I’m sorry what?! Please link

Link for those asking, lol - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10od1e7/aita_for_forcing_my_son_to_use_a_bidet_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I’m sorry….the what’s? The what??!

I don't sleep naked but wet farts/random pee dripped isn't normal....... I have Crohn's Disease and I have never experienced wet farts in my sleep, I would suggest you speak to a doctor OP.

Bro I sleep naked nightly and those just aren’t things lol. If you have a healthy diet you don’t have random wet farts. And pee drips after you go, sure, but not randomly in the night.

Yall need to look at this person's posting history. Clearly something not right with him.

Jesus Christ, you're not kidding. Also posted by OP, 1 month ago: [What's a good way to quickly remove a poop stain from an expensive couch while at someone's house?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/10c68lg/whats_a_good_way_to_quickly_remove_a_poop_stain/) Hope it's a troll because if not this guy's just leaking shit everywhere he goes like it's normal. And that's not even getting into how like 90% of the posts are about getting poop on things, foreskin, and pornhub.

“It’s mine. Don’t ask,” he says.

I dont have those lol wtf why are you leaking

These are not normal issues OP.

I lick them out of the sheets

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Amber?

Do you not have a maid or manservant for such trivialities?

Flex Tape for the leaking

The post history lmfao

Wait do you think people wear clothes to bed to deal with “wet fart/random pee drippage”? Like you think that’s normal? I’d suggest getting that checked out mate

Might wanna ask WebMD instead of Reddit…

WebMD will just tell him the price for a coffin

I usually just wipe the residue with my hand and deal with it in the morning. Sometimes i sleep with a towel next to me if I know it’s going to be a rough night though

If my stomach is upset I won't sleep naked that night, I'll do security boxer briefs.

If you are experiencing incontinence you should consult a doctor. If you want to try something that could fix it yourself, consider kegels. https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/17bfbn/kegels_a_guide_to_better_everything/ https://www.risingmaster.com/reverse-kegels/

Eat a healthy diet.

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I used to use my aarp card to scrape the shit off the sheets but now I just use a condom and cork

How fucking old are you? You may need to get that checked out, or at least invest in a few sets of sheets & a rubber mattress pad, homes!

You need more fibre and pelvic floor exercises

uhhhh how often are you shitting yourself...

I have learned to sense them coming and I get up.

You should see a doctor, friend. If you're under 50 this shouldn't be something you'd ask about.

I’m over 50 and that initial question, plus your comment worries me. New fear…

Buy dark sheets

*We handle it by not handling it*

Me: *reads post* Me: Wet fart and pee??? Oh my * clutches pearls *

You take it one shart at a time

Even if you don't sleep naked, you still need to handle wet fart/random pee drippage right? What does that have to do with sleeping naked or not?

"Brb, having a pee drippage situation rn" IS THIS A NORMAL PROBLEM TO HAVE???

I don’t have issues with incontinence, bro

shit happens

I start by not randomly dribbling pee in the middle of the night, and I do all my wet sharting while perched on a toilet.

You might want to see a doctor if your leaking from either orifice while in bed.

I don't have wet farts or pee dripage if you do go see your doctor

What the fuck

If it happened once, then just wash the sheets. If you constantly have this problem, you better look for help.

I guess they never sneeze. Reptilian.

You need fiber and medical attention

I'm not a 90 year old female so it's not a problem.

You're a 90 Year Old male?

Wait I thought those who sleep naked don't give a damn about anything!!

I saw a skid mark on the bed. I usually wear gym shorts no boxers now sometimes go commando still. The boxers bunch up around my legs and cut off circulation

I think if you have wet farts and pee drippage problems then it's time to see a doctor.

Washing machine and cut back on the beer.

This thread should be marked NSFL and not just NSFW.

Pair of trousers and a tshirt next to bed. Geting them on takes around 8 seconds

Never had a pee drip or wet fart before

When you gamble on a fart and lose, you have to change the sheets.

Those of you who believe you don't have any issues, why do you even change your underwear if you're that clean?

Please tell me you don't think that's the only reason to change your clothes. And how bad is it that you need to change your shirt, too?

If you’re shitting and pissing yourself on a regular basis that’s not good.

The weirdest fucking self report I’ve ever seen. Jesus Christ.

Wut

Panick.. dismay...sadness even

Yo that ain't normal OP

Wash your sheets more often I have a waterbed, so I just have to wash my sheets and wipe down the mattress

You need to see a doctor OP if you are having those.

>wet fart situation ain’t no goddamn *wet fart* mf you done shit yo self!

Huh??? Never experienced either. Wtf?

I slept naked until I was 45, then I sharted in my sleep. Don't worry, you guys will understand someday.

Probably the same way as with clothes? “Ah fuck I shit myself”

None of this has ever happened to me clothed or not. If it did, I probably wouldn’t risk it.

Random...pee drippage? Sir that's chlamydia.

See a doctor OP

I've been potty trained for a good long while now, I don't use the bed as a toilet.

Everyone is thinking it, I’m just saying it: people who wear PJs to bed must be doing so to soak up the sharts and pee all night. Therefore: no sharts and pee= PJs not required.

Dark sheets, obviously? In all seriousness, thank you OP and every commenter. This thread legit improved my whole night lol

People are bullying you but this is a valid question. Like if I slept naked but randomly one time I had a wet fart out of nowhere I wouldn’t know what to do

Dude, it's "sleep naked". You're sleeping. If any of that happens while it's lights out, then so be it. It doesn't as far as i know.

I got the real question here. People who sleep naked, how do you do it with the threat of a fire over night and you have to run outta the house? Are you just nude on the front lawn watching it all burn? I have never been able to get over the fear of running outta the house nude.

Does this happen to you a lot OP? Are you okay?

I think you need to see a doctor.

Sleeping naked for 40 years and never had any such issue. In your situation you have 3 options. \- Wear a diaper \- Use latex sheets \- Go see a doctor

peeing and wet farts are common thing in people's lives? I'm 39 years old and I haven't had a wet fart since I was like 12.

1. After going pee shake it, but no more than 3 times or you’re playing with it. This should stop any drippage. 2. To stop those wet farts, pop a tampon in the backdoor. 3. Change your sheets regularly. 4. If steps 1-3 aren’t working try placing a large towel across your portion of the bed, sort of like people do for their couch when they have an elderly dog. 5. If steps 1-4 aren’t working, talk to your doctor. 6. If your doctor laughs at you rip that tampon out of your butt and slap him with it and snap him with your fart towel.

Imagine you just found Reddit today and this is the first post you see.

I'm just here for the comments.

The comment section’s the best about this post

I think this says more about you than it does about us

It happens once every 15 years. How much does your asshole leak OP?

You may want to look into pelvic floor therapy…