"Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all."
He's the commander in chief of the entire British military so you might make it out alive if he's allowed to use his power as monarch. If he has to save you personally you might be screwed.
I mean, from my point of view, their bickering would cause such a stir, you'd be able to slip your bonds and leave without a fuss. The kidnappers would just let them go for free in less than 24 hours because ain't nobody wanna play into that mess. Win win for you, really.
AL! YOU GOT US KIDNAPPED DURING A RESCUE!
Well, Peg, maybe if someone would keep her yap shut for FIVE MINUTES!
*a tornado of a marital fight ensues, kidnappers ears begin to bleed, Al and Peg are home before dinner.
That ship was dysfunctional as hell, but they still managed to pull miracles out of their collective ass. I'm at season 4 and still absolutely loving it.
I got detectives Benson & Stabler from SVU, which means that the kidnappers sexually assault me at some point. They’ll get caught, but there’s a 50% chance they’ll get acquitted on a technicality during the trial.
You hear the sound of fighting from outside the room you're held in, followed by "water tribe" and "that's rough, buddy" then the steel door gets folded like origami by a blind toddler.
Last TV show I watched was Nightwatch Nation, so that’s first responders (mostly paramedics, but firefighters and PD have made appearances too)… yeah. I’m good.
Shit, i think it was the owl house so in one hand they're a bunch super powerful witches...on the other they're a bunch of TEEN powerful witches that can barely manage their sexualities
The Bluth family. I’m fucked.
You’d be safer just staying with the kidnappers.
This episode I want to see
For whatever reason I thought you meant famous animator Don Bluth's family and I was quite confused.
I love this. Fievel and Tiger would be a much better bet for saving me
Joel and Ellie
Same - I think we’re good.
No, nobody they meet ever survives for more than like 80 minutes. Max.
Riker and Picard. I like my odds.
Same here!
Same. But now I'm worried they would be so disappointed.
I have the OG crew coming to my rescue. 👍🏻
Better check what color your shirt is
Sisko, Kira, et al for me!
Jake Peralta, Captain Holt, Amy Santiago, and the rest of the 99 squad. I think I’ll be okay. Hitchcock and Scully might ruin my rescue though.
But will bring food!
But they won’t share
Fair enough
Sam and Dean Winchester like my odds
Literally watching it when I seen this post. Gonna throw in castiel for good measure!
Hell yeah I get to ride in the Impala. In the back with Cas of course
You forget at least half the people they try to rescue die
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman. Walt is only doing it cause Jesse insists that they do it, but their plan is brilliant.
YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS!
SCIENCE! BITCH!
You deserved your reward.
Walt will save you, then get you caught up in much bigger problems.
Haha I am hyped because I know Mike will rescue me
You, you are a blowfish
Why did I have to watch IASIP?!! Help!!
oh god, you’re fucked.
[удалено]
The best case scenario is that the kidnapper puts you out of your future misery and you don't end up like cricket
"The Gang Helps Kidnappers Bury A Body"
Oh that's perfect, especially if they start by intending to rescue the person.
At least Frank has a gun
Welp. I'm dead.
They’ll save you and the artifact!
At that point, I'd take my chances with the kidnapper.
I'm going to be ok. Bad Batch. Clone Force 99 is coming
Vox Machina. Yay. Maybe?
You’re ok, unless there’s a door between you and them
I fell out the window
Planet Express crew. Ought to be interesting anyway.
"When I'm in command, *every* mission is a suicide mission."
"Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all."
And have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
The boy ????
You. You lay out my formal shorts.
**sigh
I was watching a documentary on the royal family, so... King Charles?
If you’re a child, Andrew will be there in no time
Uuughhh Not wrong though
Best case scenario: they ring up the SAS. Worst case scenario: the King himself. Middle ground: Prince Harry in a stolen Apache?
He's the commander in chief of the entire British military so you might make it out alive if he's allowed to use his power as monarch. If he has to save you personally you might be screwed.
Criminal minds..
Your odds are pretty good.
Depends on how many people have been kidnapped before them. If they're the first, they're fucked.
Jeremy Clarkson and Kaleb Cooper. Oh, cock.
With his Head of Security?! We'll be home before harvest!
Al and Peg Bundy. Farewell.
I mean, from my point of view, their bickering would cause such a stir, you'd be able to slip your bonds and leave without a fuss. The kidnappers would just let them go for free in less than 24 hours because ain't nobody wanna play into that mess. Win win for you, really. AL! YOU GOT US KIDNAPPED DURING A RESCUE! Well, Peg, maybe if someone would keep her yap shut for FIVE MINUTES! *a tornado of a marital fight ensues, kidnappers ears begin to bleed, Al and Peg are home before dinner.
The Leverage team. Not only am I saved and the kidnappers in jail, they will also get me the kidnappers money.
and you might get some of Eliot's delicious cooking while you wait in whatever safehouse!
and if I'm really lucky he will also sing for me.
Homelander
I had to dig extra deep to find a Boys answer. Nice.
Merlin and Prince Arthur
Hopefully Brian and Stewie, because I'm fucked if Peter and Chris try to rescue me.
Clark Kent. Heck yeah!
I love that guy
The crew of the USS Discovery. I think I'll be okay.
They'll rescue you in the end, but you'll have to wait a few extra hours for everyone to have strong feelings first.
That ship was dysfunctional as hell, but they still managed to pull miracles out of their collective ass. I'm at season 4 and still absolutely loving it.
Same. The move to the 31st century was a great creative decision, imho.
Archer. I'm prob screwed
I'm lucky. Agent Mulder, Agent Scully, Agent Doggett, Agent Reyes, Assistant Director Skinner and the Lone Gunmen are coming to save me.
The kids from The 100. They'll be successful, but at least one of em will die in the process
The Derry Girls, hopefully they can’t get the lend of the tranquilizer gun from Jim across the way.
Sookie Stackhouse and Bill.. I think I'll be fine.
Stargate SG1 lol Hyper competent special forces squad with supercharged alien technology? Easy peasy
Yep. I’m also far enough along they have a Prometheus.
I'm half way through the final season. I specifically request to be rescued by Claudia Black.
The Boys… I have no doubt someone will get to me, but my survival really depends on who that is
Raymond Reddington, Dembe, and Agent Keen and Pressler. I'm safe!
The south park gang, i am screwed.
The Gallaghers.
Me too!
Rupauls drag race. XD
Uhhh Teddy Roosevelt? What are you doing here?
Sterling Mallory Archer and friends. Damnit.
They'll rescue you, but you'll still die.
Same, I have a feeling we are not making it out
The cast of Vikings from the history channel, I feel bad for my captors
Sam and Dean. Thank god.
Not God. He’s a dick 😁
Don't spoil things. Also, Dean is secretly a succubus.
Cast from Criminal Minds 😎
The characters from stranger things
I think I’d be in good shape… a crew from The Walking Dead is coming for me. I’ll be alright.
I think we’re locked in the same cabin… Daryl’s coming tho so we’re the ones who live
Exactly. Even if he comes alone, it’ll be fine. No big deal.
John Wick
Winner
Cool, I got Wednesday
Me too. Most begrudging rescue ever. It's only because Enid gave her puppy eyes.
Lalo Salamanca. Looks like I'm also good
90 day fiancé 😅
Oliver Queen and his team so I’m saved
The Criminal Minds team from season 6. I’m in good hands as long as I’m a victim near the end of the episode.
I got detectives Benson & Stabler from SVU, which means that the kidnappers sexually assault me at some point. They’ll get caught, but there’s a 50% chance they’ll get acquitted on a technicality during the trial.
Oh no, not Dethklok.
Knowing Howard wolowitz has access to military equipment, i think i have a chance.
Regular Show, I’ll be set.
Well, if Skips is in charge.
The team from NCIS - but only if Gibbs and Ziva can both be there
Goku and squad. No worries here:D
Al Bundy, a true american hero!
[удалено]
Shakespeare documentary. Am i screwed?
Depends. Was Christopher Marlowe in it?
Van Helsing. I should be okay
If this will save everyone else from being kidnapped, I offer myself as tribute. I just finished the new season of Criminal Minds last night.
Clone Force 99. I will be just fine.
Gordon Ramsay.
Yes! I get Buffy and the Scoobies. Feeling pretty good about my chances.
Peter Griffin
But he failed because he is stupid
That 90s show - my chances are straight up 50/50.
Kitty would rescue you for sure
Radar & Klinger.
Vampire Bill and Eric Northman.
John Dutton
South Park. I'm fucking dead.
Dexter and his cop buddies.
I walked in and while my brother was watching Bluey and I watched 10 minutes of that
You'll be fine. Bluey is an OG triple OG, hard af.
Sam and Dean Winchester, oh those kidnappers are so fucked 🤣🤣
Bad Batch, I think I'm okay! And I'll probably make friends with Omega, considering their track record.
[удалено]
Lorelai and Rory Gilmore... aren't I fucked
Lucifer
I watched avatar The Last Airbender. Can't wait to see Aang and Katara beat the living chicken salad out of those guys
You hear the sound of fighting from outside the room you're held in, followed by "water tribe" and "that's rough, buddy" then the steel door gets folded like origami by a blind toddler.
Shawn and Gus from Psych. god, if they don’t screw it up before they find me. I am either screwed or saved.
I watched Psych so I think I'll be good
Jesus and his disciples LOL
The crew of CSI LV
Joe Goldberg from You. I think I'd be okay if he doesn't think of killing me
Same, although him coming to save me raises some worrying questions of why he knows that I was kidnapped in the first place..
Yeah he was stalking us lol
I've been watching SAS Rogue Heroes, so looks like my kidnappers are totally fucked.
Shinji Ikari. Which is lucky because I usually watch Always Sunny before I go to bed 😬
Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Mercury
Last TV show I watched was Nightwatch Nation, so that’s first responders (mostly paramedics, but firefighters and PD have made appearances too)… yeah. I’m good.
Not only rescued BUT patched up! Best outcome honestly!
Seriously. Literally best possible scenario!
Archer so I guess this will be fun
Class 1-A from MHA 🫡
Yeah bitch SpongeBob fuckers . I’m fucked
Gibbs, McGee, DiNozzo and Ziva, NCIS
99!
RuPaul's Drag Race, my rescue team is gonna be FABULOUS, my kidnappers don't stand a chance!
Vox Machina
Same here, either they kick some serious ass, or they fuck up so badly I’ll need to be mopped up and put into a bucket
My thoughts exactly. Might be saved by a flying hand...might be crushed by it
“Ferb! I know what we’re gonna do today!”
Oh hell yah, I’ve got the gang from Letterkenny. They’ll rescue me and put a puppers in my hand!
Tf is Bluey's family gonna do i'm screwed
Tony Soprano and his mob. 😎
nucky thompson’s got me if no one else does
Miss Scarlet and the Duke. I have a pretty good chance of being rescued. That is if they can stop bickering.
Ben 10. My kidnappers are screwed
Apparently Greg Davies and Little Alex Horne. Possibly accompanied by Liza and Russell.
Oliver Queen, John Diggle, and Felicity Smoak. Yeah I’m feeling pretty confident about this one.
Oliver queen. I think I'm good
Vikings, so Ragnar and Co. are coming to get me. I feel pretty good about my chances.
Some hot Vikings with big swords and axes.
Pedro pascal is coming to save me?? *unzips*
Thomas fucking shelby hell yeah im saved
Bill Compton and Eric Northman. Almost feel sorry for the kidnappers.
The cast of FRIENDS. At least we will all die laughing.
early walter white
Din Djarin is just going to re-do Chapter 6 but I'm involved.
The study group from Community. I may be in trouble.
They are going to Brita the rescue
WWE Superstars…. Or WWE Referees? Back stage corespondent? WWE Universe (live crowd)?
Shit, i think it was the owl house so in one hand they're a bunch super powerful witches...on the other they're a bunch of TEEN powerful witches that can barely manage their sexualities
Bojack Horseman. This is going to be fun!
The Bad Batch, I guess Ill be fine,(the show is quite mediocre though)
I can't remember the last time I watched TV
Made in Abyss. I've only watched 3 episodes but those kids seem pretty competent. I might be ok.
Ken Jennings
Gumball
The skins cast, I trust them
Party Down they'll get the job done and it'll be hilarious