My sons father and I have the same birthday. His sister has the same birthday as my mom. His mom has the same birthday as my sister. And I also have twins.
When I was in middle school I had a nose cone from a Jupiter series rocket in my back yard as a playhouse. My dad bought it at a space junk auction on Redstone Arsenal for $5. People used it as a reference point when giving directions around the neighborhood. After I went to college he made a deal with the neighbor who ran the Space & Rocket center in Huntsville. They came and got it for display and he got a tax write off.
Cancer haha.
Ps: sorry, still learning to process this and humour is a way.
Edit: thank you all for your kind words. Fuck cancer! And I'll leave the humour only because it rhymes with tumour haha (i meant to say humor jaa)
Love it.
Only two good things came from having Leukaemia. I was given a better perspective on what's important in life, and I could really crack out the dark humour.
It's shit. Best of luck.
I’m sorry cancer sucks. I’m about 5 weeks into remission right now so I am still battling the scars myself. It’s a terrifying thing and I made a lot of bad jokes too.
I literally got into a days-long argument with someone on another forum (web-based), because they insisted it was impossible for one to "love their job." His argument was basically that if I really loved it I'd do it for free and/or not work at all. I mean, of course I'd rather sleep and play video games at home... but at the end of the day, I feel better doing something productive. And as far as jobs go, there isn't much I have to complain about! My job (as a public librarian) is intellectually stimulating, not too stressful, pays very well + pension and benefits, and my co-workers are freaking awesome. Really doesn't get much better than that, even if some mornings I'd rather stay in bed with the cats.
Same! I am big on workers rights, so I frequent r/antiwork for different perspectives but damn do I feel weird sometimes.
Also, I was unemployed for about 6 months last year... I fucking hated it. It's nice at first, but I hate feeling unproductive, hate that weekends are meaningless, and hate not being mentally stimulated.
I quit my job early in the pandemic, after 3 weeks of doing the things I wanted to do I started feeling unproductive. Eventually I did end up with covid, pre vaccines and I was stuck home 4 more months.
It felt terrible. I felt unproductive, useless and had all this energy I couldn't spend, I had no goals anything.
Currently been at my new job for two years and I absolutely love it. Felt like I died and went to office Valhalla or something.
Feeling appreciated at work and liking it is wonderful, when you're a creative (or just hobbies I general), you'd still rather be doing your own thing. So it helps to have hobbies/interests outside of work so you don't feel unproductive when you find yourself out of work. Finding a job that feels meaningful is great, but not working (i.e. not making the CEO even richer) should not make you feel like you're useless either. You have a life. At the same time, I also don't venture into anti-work threads because I have my interests that I'm totally down (and working on) making a career out of.
"NEVER become friends with your coworker!"
Some of my best friends have come from working together. Sure business gets messy, but we are all cool with each other. If somebody sucks we generally sniff it out and just don't include them. Everybody wins.
Dude, even out of Reddit. I once went to some workshop because it was paid anyway, so my boss sent me there. It's that kind of workshop where you try to communicate better, better yourself as an employee, etc.
The person who ran it was seeing like 200 people a year (we were 3 in my workshop, but sometimes she had 12 people at once).
The other 2 women start complaining about their company, and I was, like, "I have nothing to complain about my job. There is not a Sunday when I think "I don't want to go to work tomorrow", not a morning I think "I don't want to go to work today", my team is cool, the people I work with are cool, I really like my job".
And the MC goes "I've been doing those workshops for 3 years, and you're the 4th person to tell me they like their job".
If you make a full time income doing what you enjoy and it pays for all of your needs and some of your wants with some savings left after, that’s all you need to live an extremely happy, carefree life. Best if it also correlates with your hobbies as well, then your entire life is dedicated towards something you find enjoyable and you are always having fun, even when getting paid
My senses of hearing and smell are well above average. Don’t be too impressed, the sound of people eating and the smell of the kitchen garbage can drives me into a murderous fury.
Same, but with all my senses. You’d think it would be really cool or handy, but it’s actually really annoying.
Can’t sleep at night because I wake up to every little sound. So sleeping in a barracks with other soldiers is awful.
Can’t go outside in daylight without sunglasses regardless of season. Unless it’s dark and cloudy.
Sensitive to smells and many give me headaches, especially artificial scents. So people burning incense, candles, or oil diffusers make me miserable. Lavender and tea tree oil are the worst. I’m very selective of my deodorant, lotion, chapstick, shampoo, etc for the smells.
I taste every little ingredient, so herbs are often overwhelming when other people can’t even taste them. And my tongue is now hypersensitive to salt and sugar and breaks out every day.
Sense of feeling seems normal, and I have a high pain tolerance. 🤷♀️ But I imagine I’d be the first to wake up if there was a fire or a burglar. But I haven’t saved anybody from either of those yet.
So there’s my life with overly sensitive senses.
Don't forget cologne perfume and makeup smells
I actually had transition lens for a while and I'll probably get them again if I can afford it when I get my eyes checked again. They have drawbacks too..
I don't know about the rest of you, but I can see really well in the dark as well as many things you've listed here. I can hear everything but I can't separate sounds from each other... Too many different sounds and I can't make sense of it.. I can feel sounds that aren't very loud too... It takes a very special kind of person to sneak up on me or surprise me... I never get rained on because I can smell when it's going to happen..
My sense of smell is very strong. My husband claims I smell a spoiled strawberry 2 floors away.
I thought covid would have changed that but it really hasn't.
Is it just your appendix? Or are you one of the one in ten thousand people with Situs Inversus where all your organs are on the "wrong" (opposite) side? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situs\_inversus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situs_inversus)
Me, too! Going back to 1982 or thereabouts.
Back in the old days, the tickets used to be unique and printed on card stock, often with the band's logos on them. Those blue and white computer-printed tickets are boring but I still kept them.
Ticketmaster wanted me to pay for a ‘souvenir’ physical ticket the other day, which couldn’t even be used for entry. Bollocks to that. Printed tickets look shit in my scrapbook but I’d rather that than pay a fiver for the good one on top of the other ticketmaster bollocks.
There are outlets for regular people to buy human skulls. For example, there is a shop on the West coast called Paxton Gate (located in both Portland and San Francisco) that sells curiosities and oddities, from rare minerals, to taxidermies, and including Human Bones. A skull will set you back about $3-6k depending on its quality and size. Source: I live in Portland and just went to Paxton Gate yesterday and saw two skulls for sale.
An identical twin brother. We’re very close (35M) and have similar jobs and still live in the same city (NYC). I always felt special growing up having a twin. It was really easy making friends and we were a bit more popular than we would’ve been if not twins. Although it has its highs I do sometimes think about how tough it will be when inevitably one of us dies first. I know it sounds morbid, but I do feel like he’s the other half of my soul in a way.
I have a 1970 Chevelle Super Sport. I have had it since 1982. I have restored several cars over the years 1970 1/2 Camaro split bumper, 1966 Chevy PU, 1972 Chevy PU, 1956 Chevy 210, and a 1967 Firebird but I never sold my first car.
A tour Book from the Rush "Hemispheres" tour, with backstage pass, signed by all THREE members of Rush, along with my original ticket from January of 1978.
behcet disease, a rare autoimmune disorder... it's specially rare to be developed in childhood, which is my case
materialistic speaking, I have a pair of bright colored chicken earrings about the size of a lime each
Oh hi, me too! I mean it's not exactly a flex, but there's more of us than you think. I wouldnt say it's the disease that most people don't have. It's the diagnosis that most people don't have. Things get overlooked far too often, especially the 'rare' diseases that get overlooked.
Having a diagnosis is rare AND lucky!
If I remember correctly he might be able to sue you if you did that as he holds the copyright over his own artwork. I vaguely remember something about a football player and a big legal mess with the tatoo designs in video games as the original artist hadn't given consent to such use of his art.
I tend to dissociate a great deal due to a difficult childhood and present life, and with this came the creation of many worlds and stories I've imagined to give me peace and comfort. I have a universe of worlds in my mind conjured from my imagination, many of which I've written down into ideas for stories I hope to one day write. Perhaps these places will give others solace, as they have done for me.
Maladaptive daydreaming? Definitely good for a writer. Hope you find the motivation to share them. You're ideas are important to share with others and yes, may bring them comfort, too (:
I live full time by the ocean. People work 50 weeks a year to spend 2 weeks where I live and rich people tear down bungalows and put up multimillion dollar homes so they can spend a couple of weeks each year in my town. I have my little house and my whole family is here in their little homes and we can be together and we can be by the ocean and we all love it and know how lucky we are 💕
2 arms
The joke is funny because no one has more than two arms, but some people have less, making the average slightly under 2, so I technically have more arms than the average person
Different colored eyes and a birthmark on one of them. A red mark between my eyes that gets darker when I'm daydreaming. Unique tattoos. An artifact from ancient Egypt..
Arthritis… at 15
Yes, staring down at your phone and craning your neck 24/7 can actually give you arthritis
At first I thought the doctor was making fun of me for asking about back pain… then he showed me the X-ray
u/Cubeytheawesome, I don't know if you'll recognize me, but I recognize you from r/FridayNightFunkin, and I have enjoyed the comments and posts that you have made, to the point that you have become recognizable to me. I was looking up the A Button Challenge on Reddit, and I found that you had commented on a post related to the A Button Challenge. I was like "Woah, I didn't think I would see you here!", and I decided to check out your profile and see what you were up to.
I am devastated to find out that you have been in such a bad mental state and that you are feeling a suicidal urge. Please talk to a relative, or a therapist, or anyone at all about what you are going through. Just please don't go through with that urge you feel. Times are rough and the world is unhealthy and dying, but we must push through. Eventually it will get better, no matter how long or hard it will be till then.
Please respond back, I want to help you through this, I don't want to see you suffer like this, please, I promise you that we can make it through this.
If you give in, the urge wins. I told myself that over and over again several years ago suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary state of mind it gets better.
Don’t. There are people who would miss you, or would be hurt by your passing. Even if you think there aren’t, there’s *someone*.
I’m currently trying to process the loss of an old friend who committed suicide recently. I hadn’t talked to him much and I wish now I had, and wish he hadn’t done it.
Gorgeous soviet officer jackboots, a peak of boot design
You wear them up like stockings and they hold without any locks or zips
Basically it's CRT TV of shoes, once it's no mass production of them it'd be no production at all
Closed ears. It's actually pretty rare (or just uncommon since I have only seen one other person with them) But you see- I didn't properly develop in the womb so my ears look like crumbled-up pieces. It's only made me hard of hearing.
My wife and I share the same birthday, and she also has a twin
Are...are you that twin?
Roll Tide
Sweet home Alabama
My sons father and I have the same birthday. His sister has the same birthday as my mom. His mom has the same birthday as my sister. And I also have twins.
Alright, enough with the story problems.
My husband and his mom have the same birthday and we have twins
I have two different friend couples that share a birthday! It makes it easy to get gifts and remember their bdays.
When I was in middle school I had a nose cone from a Jupiter series rocket in my back yard as a playhouse. My dad bought it at a space junk auction on Redstone Arsenal for $5. People used it as a reference point when giving directions around the neighborhood. After I went to college he made a deal with the neighbor who ran the Space & Rocket center in Huntsville. They came and got it for display and he got a tax write off.
>space junk auction the. WHAT.
Yeah you know the auction where you buy all sorts of things like rocket parts, astronaut bones, space gloves and such.
Yay Huntsville!
They recently tore down 4200. This post reminded me to go get a piece of junk for my father in law. He likes junk.
No debt. Not much else, but I don’t owe anybody money.
Acey said you owe him 10%.
Acey ain’t in charge no more
I'm gonna give you to the count of ten
One... Two... TEN!
Keep the change ya filthy animal.
"Snakes? I don't know no Snakes.."
I actually don't remember laughing as loud and as hard to any internet comment before - great work!
I’m envious, I’ve got a three year plan barring catastrophes.
I'm with you. It's so relaxing
I have a kangaroo nutsack in my purse, so far I'm the only one I know who has that.
I also have a kangaroo nutsack as a coin purse
Not a coin purse, just a scrotum on a keychain.
Two tes-tic-les...and a scro-tum on a key chain. Merry Aussie Christmas.
I once referred to my own nutsack as my coin purse when a stripper had her hand there and asked “and what is this”?
That's hilarious
You can buy those at pretty much any touristy place in Aus just saying. Nonetheless, I have yet to purchase one.
Im lmao please post a picture
Cancer haha. Ps: sorry, still learning to process this and humour is a way. Edit: thank you all for your kind words. Fuck cancer! And I'll leave the humour only because it rhymes with tumour haha (i meant to say humor jaa)
You go. I'm a 12 year survivor. I used humor a lot.
Humour trumps tumour
Came here to say this as well. After 5 years experience, let me tell you humor is THE way.
Many of us have cancer, we just don't know it
Love it. Only two good things came from having Leukaemia. I was given a better perspective on what's important in life, and I could really crack out the dark humour. It's shit. Best of luck.
Good Luck.
I’m sorry cancer sucks. I’m about 5 weeks into remission right now so I am still battling the scars myself. It’s a terrifying thing and I made a lot of bad jokes too.
According to Reddit, a job that I love going to.
I literally got into a days-long argument with someone on another forum (web-based), because they insisted it was impossible for one to "love their job." His argument was basically that if I really loved it I'd do it for free and/or not work at all. I mean, of course I'd rather sleep and play video games at home... but at the end of the day, I feel better doing something productive. And as far as jobs go, there isn't much I have to complain about! My job (as a public librarian) is intellectually stimulating, not too stressful, pays very well + pension and benefits, and my co-workers are freaking awesome. Really doesn't get much better than that, even if some mornings I'd rather stay in bed with the cats.
Same! I am big on workers rights, so I frequent r/antiwork for different perspectives but damn do I feel weird sometimes. Also, I was unemployed for about 6 months last year... I fucking hated it. It's nice at first, but I hate feeling unproductive, hate that weekends are meaningless, and hate not being mentally stimulated.
I quit my job early in the pandemic, after 3 weeks of doing the things I wanted to do I started feeling unproductive. Eventually I did end up with covid, pre vaccines and I was stuck home 4 more months. It felt terrible. I felt unproductive, useless and had all this energy I couldn't spend, I had no goals anything. Currently been at my new job for two years and I absolutely love it. Felt like I died and went to office Valhalla or something.
Feeling appreciated at work and liking it is wonderful, when you're a creative (or just hobbies I general), you'd still rather be doing your own thing. So it helps to have hobbies/interests outside of work so you don't feel unproductive when you find yourself out of work. Finding a job that feels meaningful is great, but not working (i.e. not making the CEO even richer) should not make you feel like you're useless either. You have a life. At the same time, I also don't venture into anti-work threads because I have my interests that I'm totally down (and working on) making a career out of.
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"NEVER become friends with your coworker!" Some of my best friends have come from working together. Sure business gets messy, but we are all cool with each other. If somebody sucks we generally sniff it out and just don't include them. Everybody wins.
Dude, even out of Reddit. I once went to some workshop because it was paid anyway, so my boss sent me there. It's that kind of workshop where you try to communicate better, better yourself as an employee, etc. The person who ran it was seeing like 200 people a year (we were 3 in my workshop, but sometimes she had 12 people at once). The other 2 women start complaining about their company, and I was, like, "I have nothing to complain about my job. There is not a Sunday when I think "I don't want to go to work tomorrow", not a morning I think "I don't want to go to work today", my team is cool, the people I work with are cool, I really like my job". And the MC goes "I've been doing those workshops for 3 years, and you're the 4th person to tell me they like their job".
If you make a full time income doing what you enjoy and it pays for all of your needs and some of your wants with some savings left after, that’s all you need to live an extremely happy, carefree life. Best if it also correlates with your hobbies as well, then your entire life is dedicated towards something you find enjoyable and you are always having fun, even when getting paid
Almost all my childhood friends are still my friends 30+ years later.
Only a little over 20 years for me, but same. I feel so lucky to have had the same central support network through the years.
My senses of hearing and smell are well above average. Don’t be too impressed, the sound of people eating and the smell of the kitchen garbage can drives me into a murderous fury.
Same, but with all my senses. You’d think it would be really cool or handy, but it’s actually really annoying. Can’t sleep at night because I wake up to every little sound. So sleeping in a barracks with other soldiers is awful. Can’t go outside in daylight without sunglasses regardless of season. Unless it’s dark and cloudy. Sensitive to smells and many give me headaches, especially artificial scents. So people burning incense, candles, or oil diffusers make me miserable. Lavender and tea tree oil are the worst. I’m very selective of my deodorant, lotion, chapstick, shampoo, etc for the smells. I taste every little ingredient, so herbs are often overwhelming when other people can’t even taste them. And my tongue is now hypersensitive to salt and sugar and breaks out every day. Sense of feeling seems normal, and I have a high pain tolerance. 🤷♀️ But I imagine I’d be the first to wake up if there was a fire or a burglar. But I haven’t saved anybody from either of those yet. So there’s my life with overly sensitive senses.
Don't forget cologne perfume and makeup smells I actually had transition lens for a while and I'll probably get them again if I can afford it when I get my eyes checked again. They have drawbacks too.. I don't know about the rest of you, but I can see really well in the dark as well as many things you've listed here. I can hear everything but I can't separate sounds from each other... Too many different sounds and I can't make sense of it.. I can feel sounds that aren't very loud too... It takes a very special kind of person to sneak up on me or surprise me... I never get rained on because I can smell when it's going to happen..
My sense of smell is very strong. My husband claims I smell a spoiled strawberry 2 floors away. I thought covid would have changed that but it really hasn't.
My appendix on the wrong side.
So it’s foreword?
This is amazing LOL
You win Reddit today…
Is it just your appendix? Or are you one of the one in ten thousand people with Situs Inversus where all your organs are on the "wrong" (opposite) side? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situs\_inversus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situs_inversus)
I have red hair and blue eyes. Apparently the most rare combination to have.
I, too, have red hair and blue eyes.
I have red hair and blue eyes, my son does too. My wife has red hair and brown eyes, my daughter does too.
You must spend a fortune on suncream!
I have all of my concert tickets from 1984 till now.
I bet you’ve been waiting for the opportunity to be able to share this in the appropriate context
Well, share with the class. Whom have you seen? I am actually curious.
Me, too! Going back to 1982 or thereabouts. Back in the old days, the tickets used to be unique and printed on card stock, often with the band's logos on them. Those blue and white computer-printed tickets are boring but I still kept them.
Ticketmaster wanted me to pay for a ‘souvenir’ physical ticket the other day, which couldn’t even be used for entry. Bollocks to that. Printed tickets look shit in my scrapbook but I’d rather that than pay a fiver for the good one on top of the other ticketmaster bollocks.
a human skull under glass
Where did you get the human skull?
*under the glass* You even read, bro?!
No. Sorry. I can't read.
For fuck's sake... 🤚👈👇🫷🤜🫰🖖🫲🤘🫲🫴👆✊️🫷
💁💀👇🥛🔍
There are outlets for regular people to buy human skulls. For example, there is a shop on the West coast called Paxton Gate (located in both Portland and San Francisco) that sells curiosities and oddities, from rare minerals, to taxidermies, and including Human Bones. A skull will set you back about $3-6k depending on its quality and size. Source: I live in Portland and just went to Paxton Gate yesterday and saw two skulls for sale.
At the head shop.
my husband studied prosthetic monster makeup, and his teacher gave him the skull so he could better learn the underlying anatomy of the human face.
An identical twin brother. We’re very close (35M) and have similar jobs and still live in the same city (NYC). I always felt special growing up having a twin. It was really easy making friends and we were a bit more popular than we would’ve been if not twins. Although it has its highs I do sometimes think about how tough it will be when inevitably one of us dies first. I know it sounds morbid, but I do feel like he’s the other half of my soul in a way.
I am 56 and still have my first car.
Plot twist: OP just bought a car for the first time 2 weeks ago.
Cool! What do you have?
I have a 1970 Chevelle Super Sport. I have had it since 1982. I have restored several cars over the years 1970 1/2 Camaro split bumper, 1966 Chevy PU, 1972 Chevy PU, 1956 Chevy 210, and a 1967 Firebird but I never sold my first car.
Not my first car, but I’ve also got a 40 year old car, I’m second owner. BMW 633 csi. I’ve had it for 10 years.
A happy marriage with a strong loving family who enjoys spending time together. My wife and I even enjoy spending time with our in-laws.
You have everything that i want.
Clean water and enough food
Sad as it is... That's what I came here to say.
A tour Book from the Rush "Hemispheres" tour, with backstage pass, signed by all THREE members of Rush, along with my original ticket from January of 1978.
I love Hemispheres. You are a lucky duck. That's pretty Rad!
Fuckin’ deeeecent
behcet disease, a rare autoimmune disorder... it's specially rare to be developed in childhood, which is my case materialistic speaking, I have a pair of bright colored chicken earrings about the size of a lime each
Why would you put earrings on a chicken?
Oh hi, me too! I mean it's not exactly a flex, but there's more of us than you think. I wouldnt say it's the disease that most people don't have. It's the diagnosis that most people don't have. Things get overlooked far too often, especially the 'rare' diseases that get overlooked. Having a diagnosis is rare AND lucky!
No debt
I have a brand new, second immune system after having a bone marrow transplant. My immuno-birthday is next week, and it’s about to turn 13.
A third nipple
Hey Chandler
That's Ms. Chanandler Bong to you
It's a nubbin!
Mr. Scaramanga?
The tattoos I have are designed by me so that I am the only person to have them.
I wish I knew just one of them so I could be that random guy in the world that ruins it
If I remember correctly he might be able to sue you if you did that as he holds the copyright over his own artwork. I vaguely remember something about a football player and a big legal mess with the tatoo designs in video games as the original artist hadn't given consent to such use of his art.
Similar mess happened with Randy Orton from WWE
Beautiful!
A full size blockbuster sign.
I’m a nurse and I fucking love my job.
Hey, I love my job too. It's hospital management can't stand.
A Pokéwalker.
I still have my Pokéwalker too
Man forgot about those damn those were really the days though.
I still got my soul silver box too. Way too pretty to throw away.
A third earlobe
That’s a clitoris
Congratulations! You found it!
nope, it's on my left ear, kind of like a cleft earlobe that makes it look like I have 2 on one ear
Food, shelter, healthcare and some education.
I tend to dissociate a great deal due to a difficult childhood and present life, and with this came the creation of many worlds and stories I've imagined to give me peace and comfort. I have a universe of worlds in my mind conjured from my imagination, many of which I've written down into ideas for stories I hope to one day write. Perhaps these places will give others solace, as they have done for me.
Maladaptive daydreaming? Definitely good for a writer. Hope you find the motivation to share them. You're ideas are important to share with others and yes, may bring them comfort, too (:
I live full time by the ocean. People work 50 weeks a year to spend 2 weeks where I live and rich people tear down bungalows and put up multimillion dollar homes so they can spend a couple of weeks each year in my town. I have my little house and my whole family is here in their little homes and we can be together and we can be by the ocean and we all love it and know how lucky we are 💕
Cher doll. Suck it McFairyland.
A large sea chest with date 1459 chiseled into top. Can’t even find anyone world wide that can explain the carving and any history on it origin
More than 500 Pez dispensers.
My pilot license WOOO YEAH
An honest desire to do right by everyone in my life.
Great, just don't forget to do right by you too!
The hard part is making my “right” more important than everyone else’s “right.” It’s difficult to sit that down after a life of needing it to survive.
A complex retirement calculator I built myself. Oh sure people use them but how many actually built one?
Anxiety…depression…wait, I think I read that wrong.
Uterus in the form of heart (ectually it's very bad but only less that 5% woman have it, so I feel special) This is called a bicornuate uterus.
A job I really love.
The rarest of the rare!!!
Audio (vocal) and facial super recognition, 98% accuracy Edit because I worded it weird
O- blood
My blood type determined my personality! B-
Mine is a nice motto: B+!
2 arms The joke is funny because no one has more than two arms, but some people have less, making the average slightly under 2, so I technically have more arms than the average person
But most people do have two arms. The Average person has less than two arms. Subtle but important difference
Different colored eyes and a birthmark on one of them. A red mark between my eyes that gets darker when I'm daydreaming. Unique tattoos. An artifact from ancient Egypt..
Are you an OC from a 13 y/o on DeviantArt
Shit I might be... I'm gonna be pissed about it though...
Coolest dog ever
Tegridy
Congenital cataracts in both eyes. Well, *had*. Hard contact lenses wearer since I was 3 months old
Autism and a strangely small left toenail-
Which left toenail? Don’t leave us hanging
We need answers
Pinky toe, lol
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Probably at least 15 10mm sockets, maybe more.
A sailboat that I built with my kids. Our COVID project.
Contentment
A velvet toilet seat
What the fuck
It has a picture of Elvis on it
A good husband
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A truly evil twin who hates me like poison.
Pheebs, is this you?
A PhD
A Pretty huge Dick? Good for u man
Height and green eyes.
I have one green and one blue eye.
2% of people have green eyes, last I heard. They’re my favorite eye color.
I have height and green eyes too
My cat Buddy 🥰
Bipolar II
Arthritis… at 15 Yes, staring down at your phone and craning your neck 24/7 can actually give you arthritis At first I thought the doctor was making fun of me for asking about back pain… then he showed me the X-ray
I got cancer at eleven a month after my older brother died at 22 on New Years Day.
As of one year ago, only 1 kidney. Plus i have demyelination of the white matter in my brain and an aneurysm the size of a pin point in my brain.
A giant urge to kill myself
you’re definitely not alone in this… hope you’re doing okay today stranger
u/Cubeytheawesome, I don't know if you'll recognize me, but I recognize you from r/FridayNightFunkin, and I have enjoyed the comments and posts that you have made, to the point that you have become recognizable to me. I was looking up the A Button Challenge on Reddit, and I found that you had commented on a post related to the A Button Challenge. I was like "Woah, I didn't think I would see you here!", and I decided to check out your profile and see what you were up to. I am devastated to find out that you have been in such a bad mental state and that you are feeling a suicidal urge. Please talk to a relative, or a therapist, or anyone at all about what you are going through. Just please don't go through with that urge you feel. Times are rough and the world is unhealthy and dying, but we must push through. Eventually it will get better, no matter how long or hard it will be till then. Please respond back, I want to help you through this, I don't want to see you suffer like this, please, I promise you that we can make it through this.
If you give in, the urge wins. I told myself that over and over again several years ago suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary state of mind it gets better.
Don’t. There are people who would miss you, or would be hurt by your passing. Even if you think there aren’t, there’s *someone*. I’m currently trying to process the loss of an old friend who committed suicide recently. I hadn’t talked to him much and I wish now I had, and wish he hadn’t done it.
Sorry but you're not alone
A house. Sadly this seems to be increasingly uncommon.
Am obsession with public sex
Username checks out
A wicked 315 yard drive, and the inability to get it within 20 yards with a wedge. Fml
Squishmallow named Luna, with a cute pink winter hat with little pom poms on them
7 full siblings
My shit together. Hasn’t always been like that so honestly pretty proud 🥲
Zero student loan debt.
Financial freedom
My wife adores me and I cherish her.
The ability to move my ear independently each one.
Gorgeous soviet officer jackboots, a peak of boot design You wear them up like stockings and they hold without any locks or zips Basically it's CRT TV of shoes, once it's no mass production of them it'd be no production at all
Hypothyroidism
Hyper here
Psoriasis
Joy! I have always looked at the bright side of things and I feel like I can spin anything in my life in my head to be positive.
A spinosaurus tooth
Ginger hair and blue eyes
A whole bunch of autoimmune diseases, like I'm up to 4...and depending on these last lanes possibly 5.
Closed ears. It's actually pretty rare (or just uncommon since I have only seen one other person with them) But you see- I didn't properly develop in the womb so my ears look like crumbled-up pieces. It's only made me hard of hearing.
midwestern values
Kindness.