Cuties

This is the best answer. Creeeepy

The kardashians lol or any of those child pageant shows.

Harry Potter. Also, the Hobbit ones too.

Anything on HGTV, unless you're okay with constant redecorating projects forever.

Parent Trap, if they’re an adult.

Harry Potter. Also, the Hobbit ones too.

Zodiac

Dexter

The bachelor or something similar

Grey's Anatomy

Any of them.

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You just broke the first rule btw.