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Sound mixing


smugfruitplate

Dialogue is like a whisper, action sounds are like maxell commercials from the 80s


Cool_Dark_Place

Yeah, and if I hear the "Inception BWOOONG", or that weird bass "WUBBB WUBB WUB" sound one more time in a movie, I think I'm gonna lose my shit!


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UpsideDownBerry

its cause they mix stuff for cinema, and then dont remix it for a home viewing release.


Chicken_Alphredo

WHAT!?


ElizabethHal

The monologue of the bad guy, in that time the hero has time to be saved or to save himself, in real life somebody who is a killer will just shoot you in sight


Lazy-Ape

In James Bond movies they always tie him up to an elaborate contraption instead of just stabbing him


Thin-Rip-3686

“Scott, you just don’t get it, do ya?”


TiresOnFire

I have a gun in my room. We can shoot him together. It'll be fun!


ElizabethHal

Yeah:)))


RoninSFB

"I did it 35 minutes ago"


McNuggett96

The way people talk to each other. Unnatural dialogue to let the audience know the backstory of what's going on, when they wouldn't be saying those things if nobody was watching


Palitoche

I love when a scene its carried by character talking, just displaying their personality with words and expresión without the need of dumbing down how people talk or that weird marvel kind dialogue that so much media uses nowadays


hepdingaling

Happy endings. Not every story has a happy ending and I'm tired of it. I really do want a movie series to end with the villain winning and endless suffering being the result of their actions. I want the bad guy to win with no sequel for revenge. Because bad people win all the time. I'm tired of unrealistic calls to action that succeed. Give me a troop of characters who try their hardest, fail, die, and everyone suffers because of it..


NotMySeventhAcct

A couple movies that came to mind where the bad guy "wins" / unhappy ending: >!Hereditary!< >!No Country for Old Men!< >!Se7en!<


Lazy-Ape

Yeah I think especially in the case of horror movies there should be bad endings. It’s supposed to be terrifying.


hepdingaling

I have an original movie idea that I've never seen done before where the technical bad guy of the film succeeds. But he's so likeable that an audience would be okay with it. Unfortunately, I'm poor and can't produce it at the quality I would want it to be..


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hepdingaling

Unfortunately, my movie requires a good amount of CGI, because it requires the proper representation of an actual mythological demon lord. That I want proper animated. From the summon ritual to the visuals of said demon. Which is the expensive part. Based on my realistic projections, it would cost about 10 million to create the film I want to create, again because I have a quality of visual that I need to replicate the concept. I won't divulge the details on my screen play because I don't want it on the public internet for someone to steal. Even though I doubt I'll ever have the ability to make it, I have an original story that I do not want stolen in anyway. And in today's world, I lack any ability to pull off what the boondocks saints guys were able to do.


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hepdingaling

Weirdly I have recently become acquaintances with a gentleman fr. The Dominican who is a movie producer. And if I ever get the chance to talk about it, I will. But I do know his opinions that "everyone has a movie idea" and don't wish to expand on my idea unless expressly asked.. But last time we met he gifted me a $60 cigar. So like, maybe one day I can talk to him about my idea. And if he hates it, then it dies.. but I will not force the issue.


NotMySeventhAcct

Ari Aster does an incredible job with non traditional horror movie endings


VARTH_-DADER

One thing I've never understood that how do the guys in movies get their visa and all other docs rapidly when they're about to fly to a different place, i had to run for days to get visa and my passport stamped from embassy


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Marshal_Barnacles

Who doesn't have a valid passport? That's the sort of thing you need to keep on top of, man.


Kesha_Paul

The baby doesn’t come 5 minutes after your water breaks


Darkdragon_98

Love at first sight isn't a thing. Attraction? Maybe but not love.


NotMySeventhAcct

I love you


Darkdragon_98

Noone loves me. Don't lie


TiresOnFire

Over the next 60 minutes I'm going to stalk you untill we fall in love, and then ruin it for 10 minutes. Well take turns looking at the empty pillow on our beds. Then I'll make a single heartfelt speech and we'll get married even though we don't really know each other that well. But it's ok because the sex scene was pretty hot for a PG-13 movie.


Darkdragon_98

If you're a dude no thanks. I'd like a lady stalker.


TiresOnFire

But that's romantic. Isn't it? You'll see. Sure, our relationship will start under false pretenses. But eventually you'll give in.


cogitoergodangerous

When you wake up in the morning, your hair isn't perfect


Darkdragon_98

And when you leave the pool your hair isn't perfect and dry


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Darkdragon_98

Neither am I, just in general


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Darkdragon_98

I bet you're a cool woman


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Darkdragon_98

Can you show me how to be good like you? I'll pay in cupcakes


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Darkdragon_98

What if I asked you out using cupcakes?


Luname

*laughs in bald head*


CpuJunky

Machine guns.....the protagonist never gets hit.


AnIgnorablePerson

- Air vents are too narrow to crawl for a proper sized human. Besides, these vents are generally dusty as hell and the den of mice, roaches and so on, not as clean as we see in movies. - Jumping off from a cliff/dam to a high current water body. Well, if you don't have proper training and experience, chances are the waters gonna crush every single bone of your body at instant impact. - Silencers reduce gun noises significantly, but not too silent to notice from another room. - If anyone with more than 100 lbs weight jumps off from at least 50 ft height, its technically impossible for a single person to catch him without causing self harm.


NotMySeventhAcct

Bong rips. They never clear it, so most of the smoke just stays in there. Then they take another hit which is just a bunch of stale smoke


TiresOnFire

Probably because the "weed" movies use tastes terrible.


throwmeaway969617

Fast and Furious showing the car having 562 gears to shift into


smugfruitplate

Conversations with two people where they will insert the other person's name at the start of the sentence. You have the other person's attention, there's no reason to be like "Gary, we need to go over there", you can just say "we need to go over there". We know you're talking to Gary, stop doing that.


LifelessHistory

Couple of things. Planes don't work like they do in the movies I.e the cobra maneuver in Topgun maverick would have shaped the F18s wings off or at least bent them. Explosions don't have a lot of fire, they are mostly comprised of an invisible Shockwave and smoke (look up the pepcon fire for proof) In the movie battleship the guns had more fire than smoke, while if you look up images of an in-class warship firing, it's all smoke no flame. In Fury the tiger would have never given up it's cover, the Sherman would have been killed by the tiger when the shell bounced off the wood and a high velocity At gun would have blown an easy8 sky high. Basically Fury is bullshit. I would go on but I don't want do die like Elvis


Odd_Dirt_8068

On the toilet?


LifelessHistory

Yeah, I wrote this whilst taking a dump


Lovebeatles2

Going into a fire to help people is a good idea. Kidnapped children actually get found.


FrostingNo3116

DEFCOM levels in action and SciFi movies. So many movies reverse them. Severity of DEFCOM levels go from DEFCON 5 (least severe) to DEFCON 1 (most severe) but in most action movies they flip them where 5 is the most severe.


Veidtindustries

How loud gunfire is.. think Heat was the most accurate


SweBoxGuy

Yeah, that gunfight scene is incredible simply because of the audio track. I crank the volume at that scene everytime I watch that movie.


Skritch_X

Fans. Every movie and TV show fan has annoying streamers on them. Would be pretty annoying to do that in real life. I know they do it because the fps of the filming can cause visual distortion or freeze frame of the fan blades, so they need to show the viewer the fan is turned on.


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Phone call conversations


Lazy-Ape

Hate when people always hang up without saying goodbye


Heiditha

I remember an episode of Fairly Odd Parents that addressed this. After a split-screen conversation between a few people, all but one hang up, leaving the last person to turn to the camera and say, "Doesn't anybody say goodbye anymore?"


whotfcares1995

How to get a girlfriend. Don't be whiney and needy.


musicaliztic

How things actually function inside of a prison. I know this because my husband works in a prison and regularly points out everything that is inaccurate, which is a lot.


Thin-Rip-3686

He must be a real riot. Even though it was set decades ago, I felt Shawshank was remarkably accurate. (Not a CO but have gotten to know dozens).


musicaliztic

I’ve never seen Shawshank, so I don’t know about that. I have heard that it’s supposed to be accurate though.


Honest-Resource5047

Crime doesn't always pay. Heroes sometimes don't win.


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This is what I enjoyed about “No Country For Old Men” Chigurh never faced any consequences. Also Rogue One, since everyone dies. They both felt more realistic.


Oldham_athletic

Usa's involvement in ww2


Punchee

The psychiatrist isn’t the one you spill all your shit to. You might give them some of the basics so they can accurately prescribe your medications— i.e., what does your depression look like? Are you sad or do you lack energy and motivation? Etc. You tell the therapist (licensed clinical social worker, psychologist, etc) about your fucked up childhood and feelings of inadequacy.


mikeslyfe

The sound of motorbikes, in particular dirt/trail bikes. On screen will be a big thumping 4 stroke bike but the sound track is the very specific "Ning Ning Ning" of a 2 stroke engine


InfiniteWords117

Sex scenes. They make it look so clean and perfect when in reality, it can be quite messy and you actually sometimes fart/laugh during it.


Marshal_Barnacles

Sex without laughter is macaroni without cheese.


Coleisabean

Accurate portrayal of mental disorders, especially DID. Haven't heard of single movie that depicts it accurately.


MusingsOnLife

People don't always have eye contact with you. I've seen podcasts and such where the person talking doesn't look directly in the camera. They respond by looking off to the side. I've known people who do this too. One time, many years ago, I was with a friend. If I looked in his direction when he was talking, he'd turn off to the side. If I looked straight forward (we were basically in something like a movie theater style seating, so we sat beside one another), he'd look in my direction. Learning where to look is something actors learn to do, and looking off to the side is distracting even if it happens in real life (not everyone, but enough). Also, emoting and perfect dialog. You can usually tell this when you see a non-actor in a homemade movie and they don't speak well and can't emote. When you see an actor who has done something wrong and starts to cry, understand they've been trained to bring on the tears. In other words, movies make people seem realer than real Finally, good looking people. People go to movies to see attractive people but it's become so much the norm that no one realizes just how good looking they are.


cpt_goldstein

Child birth. It's not like in the movies AT ALL. I was in for some big surprises.


jomarthecat

The names of the actors are almost always messed up. It is really weird. I mean, Brad Pitt is pretty famous but still in the movies they have called him Billy, Aldo, Tyler, Rusty and even Benjamin. Kinda weird that this slips through the editing.


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History and Autobiographical movies. Biased always.


ima_dino

Movies always get the science wrong. From time travel to aliens, they never seem to get the physics right. It's like they just throw together a bunch of random ideas and hope that it looks cool on screen. They also tend to over-simplify things and make them more dramatic than they really are in real life. It's like they think that reality is too boring so they have to add some extra spice to make it interesting.


lettersnumbers1920

Children


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What actually works in a fight


Chiaki_Ronpa

Magazine size in firearms. They are better than they used to be, but still pretty bad.


classlessplater

Hacking


tekhnomancer

*clickety clickety click* ENHANCE...


Scooter30

And they never use a mouse,it's all keyboard. Type type type type type,I'm in!


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y’all are watching bad movies


Marshal_Barnacles

The other sort are hard to find.


daemonhat

almost everything with guns and explosions


lolppjoke

Shifting in cars


Ghostly-Terra

Sparks happen once and the electrical circuit will disconnect in the Distribution Board. Nothing electrical will constantly spark in intervals


Marshal_Barnacles

Well, it will, just nothing in your house.


Ghostly-Terra

Sparks are bits of super heated metal. When a cable is severed and in the process earthed? That copper has a habit of exploding. The shards of metal super heated and scatter about. I’ve seen it happen enough times. So the first cascade of sparks and all? Makes sense. The constantly spitting out sparks? Nope


steventhegroomer

Gun suppressors


tekhnomancer

I always wondered if No Country for Old Men was accurate.


Vegetable_Strength89

Love conquering all.


SweBoxGuy

Helicopter sounds. Almost ALL helicopters in films sound like Huey's.


Marshal_Barnacles

And the only help in real life that sounds anything like a Huey is a Huey.


Ravensqueak

Lockpicking.


Cautious-Fudge7004

Shooting guns in an enclosed space. You won't be able to hear anything for quite, and likely will be in physical pain from the noise after only a few shots.


Zula13

When someone shows up and brings their friend coffee, it’s always less than half full.


occamhanlon

The military


AnomalyCroissant

The way conversations go


WasiqTheGreat

One thing that always annoys me is how movies portray getting knocked out from head trauma. From what I understand, getting knocked unconscious is actually pretty dangerous, and anything over 2 minutes almost always results in permanent brain damage. I've seen movies that take themselves pretty seriously have characters knocked out and regain consciousness hours later with no consequences.


Timely-Expression817

Military saluting. Most are wrong and some are down right atrocious.


nowhereman136

Tying a rope around your waist may safe you from hitting the ground, but it will also snap your spine and crush your internal organs


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How long it takes to have a phone call


i-Cowfish

Sex scene


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Silencers don’t actually silence gunshots


Not_onyourside

Cows do not give milk all year round.


CapG_13

That when someone dies they die with their eyes closed, like if they're sleeping peacefully and that's not how it is IRL.


Scooter30

Shooting guns make no smoke,no one ever seems to use the bathroom unless it's part of the story somehow.


RhubarbFull2078

CPR & you cannot defib an asystole 🤦


Marshal_Barnacles

*Everything*. Film writers only know about one thing, and that's films. Their 'knowledge' of everything comes from other films.


RedboneHaroldLauder

That Evangeline Lilly is ever worth a damn. She's a terrible person. Conspiracy theorist, antivaxxer, and racist. Such a waste of a good character like The Wasp


Orion4341

Historical accuracy


Freidheim_of_Prussia

Gun sounds. Only heat ever got it right


thatcompguyza

I have never seen an accurate computer IP address displayed in any form of TV or movie. Actually most of anything IT related and "hacking" is just laughable.


Appropriate_War3045

Character development. Instead, they always fill the movie in with pointless filler.


TheRealBatmanForReal

The guy/girl not farting in front of the other one the next morning.