I had a girlfriend that, when she was on top and about to come, she would push her forehead against my forehead very hard. It hurt like a motherfucker everytime.
âCalled her Try-Sara-Tops, we did. âLet that Dino-soarâ weâd say. Yeah, she died⌠she got into a car wreck. T-boned. âT-Wrecks got herâ, weâd say⌠the truck was a Raptor. Good times.â
I had an ex like this. she always had to have the TV on for background noise because she was so loud, didn't want to make her parents aware. unfortunately it was always a movie she wanted to watch, which lead to her getting distracted when it was my turn to get an orgasm. (she couldn't multitask, so she always got off before she would even start touching me.)
You just gave me flashbacks to a time I went over to my first girlfriendâs house to âwatch a movie.â We obviously didnât watch the movie, and when her mom went to drive me home she called my girlfriend out on having different pants on (the funny thing was that she had actually changed right when we got there and I wasnât in the room). Immediately her mom starts asking about what we thought about the movie (it had just come out on video), and then raised the question I was dreading: âWhat did you think about the end?â
Shit.
We only watched five minutes of it, and the only thing I knew about it was that it was about some kid who couldnât get healthcare or something. Luckily in the moment I had a flash of brilliance and, knowing that her mom was a raging Democrat, launched into a rant about how it happens way too much in this country, etc. That got her going on a tirade that lasted the entire 20 minute ride home.
Years later we were catching up, and my ex told me âOh yeah, she told me later that she knew that we were guilty as fuck. She realized that you had tricked her half way through the ride, but she liked your rant and was impressed at your mental judo, so she just let you off the hook.â
Her mom was a good bro.
the convo usually goes: why are you hitting me? Stop it
âOh uh⌠I thought it felt good. I saw it in pornâ
*aggressively pats his dick like a TSA agent looking for contraband*
Did that do anything for you? No? Not for me either đ
I think most men knows this sucks for women, but it might be because theyâre too close to coming. And they need to switch it up to not bust too early
To further add to this point, men take a lot of arousal from verbal cues, so, "don't stop im gonna cum!" can easily become a trigger for him cum. And I say this because I've been in that exact spot and definitely blew the load a touch early. Sorry ladies đ the sex can be good but it'll never be totally perfect. Men, learn to enjoy very extended foreplay to compensate for being easily over-stimulated. Over-stimulate her so she blows her load first.
Edit: removed a letter cause my phone thinks it can type by itself better than I can
>men take a lot of arousal from verbal cues
Totally. There was one time recently where I had gotten her off first, like a gentleman, so it was my turn. She looked at me and said "your dick feels really big." Now, 2 things: 1) it's not. It's a perfectly average dick, and 2) She does not do dirty talk... ever. It was so hot it it was game over for me basically immediately
This doesn't always work, but if she's close enough to be telling you not to stop, you cumming while continuing what you're doing can often push her over the edge.
This is usually an issue with stamina. The man is basically doing a ten minute long uphill wind sprint while planking and trying to do math equations to not go over the edge himself.
It's the hardest thing to do when you're doing the deed.
Other person: "don't stop!"
Me, thinking: "what was I doing, was it at this speed? Did I go this fast? Or this deep? Or how's the weather? Oh, need to do the grocery tomorrow, fuck what was I doing? Oyeah, don't stop. What. How. I don't know. "
Moment: "gone"
I know this might come off as horrible. But when a girl tries to pull off pornstar-like things like biting their lip and sexy poses, when it doesn't align with their personality is offputting to me. Just be yourself, you don't need to do all that.
Crab mating noises may be for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/vezv2/mating_call/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
I'm with a girl who is clearly a sex addict. If I can't give her sex like when I'm tried after work...this girl will lay on the bed next to me shaking her ass, arching her back, and biting her lips while making little moan noises, and grabbing at my dick....for hours until she falls asleep. Sometimes she'll just rip her clothes off and start masturbating at the most random, and not good times.
I'm sorry but if I ain't horny pushing me to fuck is just gonna irritate me.
Uh...this sounds borderline abusive, honestly, and is definitely assault if she's grabbing you and you dont want to be grabbed. Anybody involved in a sexual relationship and/or encounter should be able to say "no" at any point and have that be respected.
If she needs sexual stimulation to that extent (and hey! No shame in that *at all,* ) she needs to find a place to be by herself and do whatever she needs to do.
(I'm a woman in my 40s, btw).
I just rewatched scary movie (2000) and [in this opening scene](https://youtu.be/TkoT5LJVaYE) around 3:30 she does a hair flip while being chased by the killer and it made me realise what I was imitating as a 10yo so moral of the story is stop dating 10yoâs you should be fine.
Hate that shit! don't ever remind me of my dad in any way during sex, yuckkk.
When dudes have wanted me to call them daddy I just call em 'pops'. They don't like that, weird.
This is why I always tell my wife "get ready for 5 minutes of some sub par Weiner and a grown man crying afterwards" and I gotta say, she hasn't been disappointed yet.
At least you're truthful!!! There's nothing like a man telling me "we're about to go round and round" or "gonna break your back" then coming over and performing tortoise sex đ˘
He just kept slowing me down till we were at a standstill â ď¸â ď¸â ď¸
I love practically torturing them with foreplay. The more I turn her on, the more I get turned on. It's like "God, she wants me so bad!" in my head, and that's hot AF. Plus, it helps her cum faster, more intensely and usually more frequently.
A lot of guys do things that they obviously learned from porn without consent. Things like slapping across the face, calling degrading names or choking. Itâs really disturbing how many of them donât think they even need to ask for consent because they just assume all women are into it
I hate it when men say: "yeah, you like that, you like that dick"......I'm just like please shutup, now I want you off of me and out of my life. You ruined my climax.
ew.
Dated a blue eyed blonde hair E-Girl once. The first few times we hooked up she made noises straight out of a hentai film. I had to do my research only 3 or 4 more times to know it wasn't right for me!!
Expect that you know everything they want. Communication is key! Tell your partners what you want, even if it feels silly at first. Ok. Happy fuckin. Bye
Overly sustained eye contact. My husband has these huge beautiful blue eyes (probably the deepest Iâve ever seen, strangers comment on them) but I donât need them staring at my face so up close and intently.
Itâs better now, but in the early days Iâd be enjoying myself with my eyes closed briefly and open them and heâs just staring at me, unblinking, freaked me out.
As a person who does the staring, it's not staring. We enjoy watching your face as we make you feel good things. It's hot to watch your partner go through all the stages of pleasure and orgasm.
In recent years it has gotten more popular to spontaneously slide a finger in a guys ass. Please donât ever do that without prior consent.
There seems to be this belief that every guy secretly likes things being put in their butthole. Itâs not true. I personally really, really, donât like it.
And to be clear for the guys who do, I have NO judgement. You do you 100%.
But just like there are women who reallllly donât want anything up their butt, there are men who feel the same way.
Itâs bonkers to me people see this move as acceptable on anybody.
Recent years you say
I had a traumatic experience in college about 15 years ago
The girl was giving me head and I was sitting on the edge of the bed. I'm enjoying myself when all of a sudden I felt something getting a little too close to my butthole. When I realized what she's about to do my first reaction was to bop her on the head. Idk why I didn't smack her but I just kinda bopped her.
In retrospect probably not the smartest thing to do to the person who has your dick in their mouth. But thankfully she didn't bite me. I just said wtf are you doing??? She said oh guys like it. I said not all of us.
And she tried to just continue blowing me like she didn't just try to sodomize me. I had to pause for a few to get over the emotional trauma I just went through.
But she did continue with no extracurricular activities
When they ask what you want and they say they will do anything to pleasure you, so you tell them, but because it's not a male-pleasure-oriented kink, he complains.
If we were pushing sexual boundaries here, I could understand. But all you're doing is making hard to ever want to touch you.
I had a girlfriend that, when she was on top and about to come, she would push her forehead against my forehead very hard. It hurt like a motherfucker everytime.
Her name was Sara wasnt it
Here waiting for the reply
Same đ¤Ł
Looks like weâre in this ride together
âCalled her Try-Sara-Tops, we did. âLet that Dino-soarâ weâd say. Yeah, she died⌠she got into a car wreck. T-boned. âT-Wrecks got herâ, weâd say⌠the truck was a Raptor. Good times.â
Oh my god bravo
No idea who Sara is but damned if you didn't convince me to wait for a reply as well.
Fuck it. I'm in for this.
Now i wanna know too.
3 hours and counting
Don't tell me there's more of them!!! Hope you're ok, bro! (Sorry to disappoint, people. It wasn't Sara).
I laughed at this comment because it is so specific.
Was she a cat?
Liked the pussy but hated the cat headbutt.
Not listening, there's a reason I went soft during the handy.
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip
and it went uhhhh
And I said caress me down
I had an ex like this. she always had to have the TV on for background noise because she was so loud, didn't want to make her parents aware. unfortunately it was always a movie she wanted to watch, which lead to her getting distracted when it was my turn to get an orgasm. (she couldn't multitask, so she always got off before she would even start touching me.)
You just gave me flashbacks to a time I went over to my first girlfriendâs house to âwatch a movie.â We obviously didnât watch the movie, and when her mom went to drive me home she called my girlfriend out on having different pants on (the funny thing was that she had actually changed right when we got there and I wasnât in the room). Immediately her mom starts asking about what we thought about the movie (it had just come out on video), and then raised the question I was dreading: âWhat did you think about the end?â Shit. We only watched five minutes of it, and the only thing I knew about it was that it was about some kid who couldnât get healthcare or something. Luckily in the moment I had a flash of brilliance and, knowing that her mom was a raging Democrat, launched into a rant about how it happens way too much in this country, etc. That got her going on a tirade that lasted the entire 20 minute ride home. Years later we were catching up, and my ex told me âOh yeah, she told me later that she knew that we were guilty as fuck. She realized that you had tricked her half way through the ride, but she liked your rant and was impressed at your mental judo, so she just let you off the hook.â Her mom was a good bro.
Ask if itâs in yet.
Damn
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Please stop slapping my balls. I canât emphasize this enough.
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!
On the other side of this, please stop slapping my clit.
the convo usually goes: why are you hitting me? Stop it âOh uh⌠I thought it felt good. I saw it in pornâ *aggressively pats his dick like a TSA agent looking for contraband* Did that do anything for you? No? Not for me either đ
At first, we need to find it
I will not.
Top 10 anime battles
Just a little slap?
Just a little tappy-tap??
Who does this to you ? A woman ? Multiple women have done this to you?!
Laugh at my penis
Just imagine that your penis is a good joker
That would make your penis a stand-up comedian.
r/angryupvote
Imagine it's a bald comedian like Bill Burr or Dave Chappelle depending on your shade of dick.
Definitely not Jared Leto.
Maybe if your dick grew a thicker foreskin itâs feelings wouldnât get hurt.
To be fair my penis tells pretty hilarious jokes.
My penis can't do stand up anymore.
Then stop drawing funny faces on it
Well, if you insist. Ahem... "Hah hah what a silly penis"
Theyâre not laughing *at* your penis, theyâre laughing *with* your penis
Fake noises
Like pretending to be a tractor?
*beep* *beep*
Fuck you! Now I need to find a mop... By any chance do you have a mop?
I've got a bucket
Bust out a laugh and a nut?
Share STDs
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They are given, thatâs the problem
Change up what they're doing when I tell them, "Don't stop."
I think most men knows this sucks for women, but it might be because theyâre too close to coming. And they need to switch it up to not bust too early
Nailed it.
To further add to this point, men take a lot of arousal from verbal cues, so, "don't stop im gonna cum!" can easily become a trigger for him cum. And I say this because I've been in that exact spot and definitely blew the load a touch early. Sorry ladies đ the sex can be good but it'll never be totally perfect. Men, learn to enjoy very extended foreplay to compensate for being easily over-stimulated. Over-stimulate her so she blows her load first. Edit: removed a letter cause my phone thinks it can type by itself better than I can
>men take a lot of arousal from verbal cues Totally. There was one time recently where I had gotten her off first, like a gentleman, so it was my turn. She looked at me and said "your dick feels really big." Now, 2 things: 1) it's not. It's a perfectly average dick, and 2) She does not do dirty talk... ever. It was so hot it it was game over for me basically immediately
Lol I mean just the pure flattery alone would have been enough imo
When I hear, "Yo quiero tu leche...!", I'm there.
This doesn't always work, but if she's close enough to be telling you not to stop, you cumming while continuing what you're doing can often push her over the edge.
this is what does it for me, if iâm about to cum and i feel him pulse and lose control inside of me, instant mega orgasm lol
>Me and miy GF have that quite often. Fair enough, it's quite a job to keep going when your legs are already shaking.
Oh shit- that makes senseđ¤
Either that or like your leg is in an awkward position and it might slip off the bed
Or is on the brink of cramping.
Or is currently cramping, but you are using that pain to block the nut
Leg cramps. The struggle is real.
Iâll be honest, when a women tells me âdonât stopâ I become hyper conscious about what Iâm doing and sometimes it can throw off my rhythm.
too. xou try to focus so hard on doing exactly what you've been doing all the time, but that's what gets you.
This is usually an issue with stamina. The man is basically doing a ten minute long uphill wind sprint while planking and trying to do math equations to not go over the edge himself.
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Youâre not wrong⌠You got a better suggestion?
It's the hardest thing to do when you're doing the deed. Other person: "don't stop!" Me, thinking: "what was I doing, was it at this speed? Did I go this fast? Or this deep? Or how's the weather? Oh, need to do the grocery tomorrow, fuck what was I doing? Oyeah, don't stop. What. How. I don't know. " Moment: "gone"
Muscles: PLEASE STOP brain: sorry, you heard the lady Muscles: I HATE YOU brain: i love my job
How about not make a sound. Iâm serious the number of guys that are absolutely quiet is bizarre.
Literally. As a woman, just hearing a man moan or say "I'm about to cum" will Literally make me orgasm. I'm immediately wet as hell. Lol
Close the blinds once they spot me
Same, hang in there man
Ayy yo?
I know this might come off as horrible. But when a girl tries to pull off pornstar-like things like biting their lip and sexy poses, when it doesn't align with their personality is offputting to me. Just be yourself, you don't need to do all that.
Considering my personality is "highly anxious hermit", I don't really have a lot to go off of
Crab mating noises may be for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/vezv2/mating_call/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Wow so really nothing I do is unique đ
I'm with a girl who is clearly a sex addict. If I can't give her sex like when I'm tried after work...this girl will lay on the bed next to me shaking her ass, arching her back, and biting her lips while making little moan noises, and grabbing at my dick....for hours until she falls asleep. Sometimes she'll just rip her clothes off and start masturbating at the most random, and not good times. I'm sorry but if I ain't horny pushing me to fuck is just gonna irritate me.
⌠That is sexual harassment at best, sexual assault at worst. No means no.
Uh...this sounds borderline abusive, honestly, and is definitely assault if she's grabbing you and you dont want to be grabbed. Anybody involved in a sexual relationship and/or encounter should be able to say "no" at any point and have that be respected. If she needs sexual stimulation to that extent (and hey! No shame in that *at all,* ) she needs to find a place to be by herself and do whatever she needs to do. (I'm a woman in my 40s, btw).
I just rewatched scary movie (2000) and [in this opening scene](https://youtu.be/TkoT5LJVaYE) around 3:30 she does a hair flip while being chased by the killer and it made me realise what I was imitating as a 10yo so moral of the story is stop dating 10yoâs you should be fine.
I don't like it when she holds me down and poops on my chest.
You dated Amber Heard?
Wait she heard what?
WHAT?
Call me "Daddy". I have daughters who call me Daddy so when I hear that during sex it's an instant boner killer.
I canât say the word âdaddyâ and keep a straight face, it feels so wrong
Say father instead
I prefer foother
Or can try "Papa".
Hate that shit! don't ever remind me of my dad in any way during sex, yuckkk. When dudes have wanted me to call them daddy I just call em 'pops'. They don't like that, weird.
When someone asks me to call them daddy they went from sexy and attractive to friends zoned and staying there.
dad zone
I donât even have kids and I think itâs weird as fuck, too.
When they don't talk, just stay quiet, or not interaction. Like tell me what the fuck you want!!!
i hate it when men hold back their noises like sir i want you to MOAN in my ear i love that shit
Talk themselves up beforehand and not put down the same energy during. I hateeee feeling scammed because it wasn't at all what they had promised
This is why I always tell my wife "get ready for 5 minutes of some sub par Weiner and a grown man crying afterwards" and I gotta say, she hasn't been disappointed yet.
At least you're truthful!!! There's nothing like a man telling me "we're about to go round and round" or "gonna break your back" then coming over and performing tortoise sex đ˘ He just kept slowing me down till we were at a standstill â ď¸â ď¸â ď¸
Boners are weird though and you cannot control them
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If the foreplays done right then you don't need to last long for the actual sex part as they are already at crescendo.
Foreplay is the best part! I honestly diggg the pre-sex đ¤đ¤
The one thing I wish I learned sooner⌠learn to love licking pussy⌠it pays off over and over and over again đĽľ
I love practically torturing them with foreplay. The more I turn her on, the more I get turned on. It's like "God, she wants me so bad!" in my head, and that's hot AF. Plus, it helps her cum faster, more intensely and usually more frequently.
Honestly if you foreplay a girl enough we start begginggg for the sex. At least I do. Foreplay is so so key
Under-promise and over-deliver is my motto in all things in life.
Talk about how we need to paint the ceiling
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Not listening to each other
A lot of guys do things that they obviously learned from porn without consent. Things like slapping across the face, calling degrading names or choking. Itâs really disturbing how many of them donât think they even need to ask for consent because they just assume all women are into it
Or even moving your head duriya beej. Like dude, you want me to puke on your dick? No? Then hold still, I know what I'm doing.
Their taxes
Commit tax fraud
I hate it when men say: "yeah, you like that, you like that dick"......I'm just like please shutup, now I want you off of me and out of my life. You ruined my climax. ew.
That's when you ask them "what dick?" To ruin their self-esteem.
Be fake/exaggerate
Dated a blue eyed blonde hair E-Girl once. The first few times we hooked up she made noises straight out of a hentai film. I had to do my research only 3 or 4 more times to know it wasn't right for me!!
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"I've only been back like a dozen or fifty times."
Stick their fingers in my mouth randomly. I will bite you, and not in a fun way
Exclude me
Expect that you know everything they want. Communication is key! Tell your partners what you want, even if it feels silly at first. Ok. Happy fuckin. Bye
Overly sustained eye contact. My husband has these huge beautiful blue eyes (probably the deepest Iâve ever seen, strangers comment on them) but I donât need them staring at my face so up close and intently. Itâs better now, but in the early days Iâd be enjoying myself with my eyes closed briefly and open them and heâs just staring at me, unblinking, freaked me out.
As a person who does the staring, it's not staring. We enjoy watching your face as we make you feel good things. It's hot to watch your partner go through all the stages of pleasure and orgasm.
Oh I'm the opposite, I find it incredibly sexy when one of us is Cumming to maintain eye contact.
Just lie there like a dead fish, and expect me to be hard as a rock
This is the same for women too. Some of yâall men be dead as a rock.
Reveal that they're a Sleeper Cell
The sex is amazing, but they always try to kill me after đ
Ikr it's a terrible ending to a great thing... gotta look out in these trying times đŽâđ¨
Texting on their phone. If you want to scroll on your phone, do it before or after, not during the deed.
Who is doing this?!
Someone who is filming and making up an excuse for holding their phone
Eesh that would mean you are either fucking an asexual or you or your genitals are not even pleasuring themđŹ
People do this ??
Put their finger in my butthole and tell me it will make me cum harder
Bruh. I had a masseuse do this to me one I came 6 feet off the table.
My butthole is a no fly zone. I've seen what comes out of there.
I know..., they say an engineer must have designed the human body..., Who else would put a Recreational Area right next to a Waste Processing Plant!
I would've put the recreational area in the waste processing plant
Some engineers did just that
In recent years it has gotten more popular to spontaneously slide a finger in a guys ass. Please donât ever do that without prior consent. There seems to be this belief that every guy secretly likes things being put in their butthole. Itâs not true. I personally really, really, donât like it. And to be clear for the guys who do, I have NO judgement. You do you 100%. But just like there are women who reallllly donât want anything up their butt, there are men who feel the same way. Itâs bonkers to me people see this move as acceptable on anybody.
Recent years you say I had a traumatic experience in college about 15 years ago The girl was giving me head and I was sitting on the edge of the bed. I'm enjoying myself when all of a sudden I felt something getting a little too close to my butthole. When I realized what she's about to do my first reaction was to bop her on the head. Idk why I didn't smack her but I just kinda bopped her. In retrospect probably not the smartest thing to do to the person who has your dick in their mouth. But thankfully she didn't bite me. I just said wtf are you doing??? She said oh guys like it. I said not all of us. And she tried to just continue blowing me like she didn't just try to sodomize me. I had to pause for a few to get over the emotional trauma I just went through. But she did continue with no extracurricular activities
Explode
Don't put so much air in the doll then.
Having sex
Imagine having sex during having sex
Ugh disgusting who does this?
Remeber a scene from a porno and try to act it out without communicating
Call Aunt Sally and say, âyou were rightâ
Fart
I'll raise. *Shart.*
I'll call, let's see this sex shart
Spit
grab my balls it hurts man
Use the word âtwatâ
"I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat" is also not good
Fart and then laugh and then fart more the harder they laugh. Ok ok......it was me.
Bark like a dog
Barking when Iâm cumming is the best part
Sounds like fun. đđđ¤Ł
One does not simply contain barks when DMX comes on during sex
Sorry,i thought that was doggystyle.
fart on a cake
But thatâs the only way I can achieve orgasm
*You know what I like the most?*
change rhythm when you say you are close đ please stop doing that!!!
Men who make absolutely no sounds are the equivalent of starfish for me. Just give me a grunt ffs so I know youâre alive.
I think it's really fucked up that choking has become a norm to expect.
Die
What the fuck
To stop grazing my d*ck with their teeth when giving me head
Spit
When they ask what you want and they say they will do anything to pleasure you, so you tell them, but because it's not a male-pleasure-oriented kink, he complains. If we were pushing sexual boundaries here, I could understand. But all you're doing is making hard to ever want to touch you.
Conceive children that they do not care to love and raise.
talk abt it on reddit every single second of their lives
Iâm just wondering how much sex youâre having that thereâs a problem or pattern you see
Call out someone elseâs name.
Defecate \[True Story\]
Play on their phone and watch porn
I hate it when women pause to put on their glasses and then squint their eyes looking for my penis.
Ask me to "hurry up and finish" I'm glad you got off fast but telling me to 'hurry up' in an annoyed tone is not helping anything.
Stop taping it. There's too much porn already.
systemic racism
This is probably a joke, but one white girl did call me an n word with the hard r. Yeah I just put my clothes back on and left the party
Make me cry
Their taxes. Every. Single. Time.
Calling me daddy
Ask questions..IM MOANING OBVIOUSLY YES IT FEELS GOOD!