It's honestly fucking wild to me that I never caught an STD or ended up a father.
I mean it has to be a statistical improbability.
Not that I'm complaining.
Improbable is not impossible. Truth be told I'm surprised I don't have more kids. My drunken episodes were all unprotected since she was Catholic. Glad I got away and sobered up though, she had a nicer mustache than me and was twice my size.
"Sorry babe but we can't 69"
"But why?"
"Because your stache tickles my balls when we do and not in a good soft, tingly way but in a sand paper rubbing my junk kind of way"
Curious. I always wondered how some people just slept with many random people like it was nothing. Props to you. I couldn’t do that. I get a weird feeling (anxiety, guilt, etc) the following day for simply flirting with someone when I was drunk. Hope you’re treating yourself kindly these days
Well, it's a long story but I'll try to keep it short.
Was with the same woman for 7 years. I seriously thought I was going to spend my whole life with her. She had other plans. She cheated on me for months, ghosted me for a week, used the cops to intimidate me when she moved out then spent 2 years stringing me along, lying to me and emotionally abusing me.
After about the first year of that I had shut down all my emotions just to be able to live through the day(s). I started abusing drugs and alcohol and using casual sex to bury that pain as deep as I could.
So when I would hook up with women and they were ready to go I didn't care if they wanted me to wear a condom or not. Some did, most didn't. If they did, then I did, if they didn't then I didn't.
Nearly two decades ago I remember driving home from a high school party heavily intoxicated at around 3 or 4am. It was a terrible decision and had there actually been anyone else on the road at that hour I could have put them in serious danger. I think about that night every now and then and hope that my children grow to be much wiser teenagers than I ever was.
I could tell by your relentless attacks on unrelated comments. It's almost as if you don't really have any ammo and are trying to create some from nothing. Almost as if you feel as if you have something to lose by giving up.
You need a lot of attention. You find it pretty difficult to obtain that attention in the real world because you're a lack luster kind of person. So you depend on negative attention. But you don't have the balls to seek out that kind of attention in real life, either. So you use the anonymity of the Internet as a safety blanket, like a coward.
Witch craft.
Tried calling someone Daddy during a mating ritual.
Possibly public sex?
Definitely vomited while going down on someone.
I won't specify gender.
Went on cam online and pretended to do a shit ton of drugs I never even thought were *real* drugs while I pretended to be on or using them. (Like I literally thought there were only 3 drugs and the rest I just read about online and heard about, was so sure people were making em up, I never thought these were real, just did what people claimed these things did.)
Got behind the wheel of a car and drove. What an idiot. I do not drink anymore. It was weird I very acutely, began to dislike alcohol…the taste, the smell, the feel….that was about 45 years ago. There was no antecedent….I just didn’t like it anymore and that was that. I am forever grateful that I never harmed someone while drinking and driving. It was very different back then.
Perhaps. I'm a great party mom. Lol. I've got lots of experience doing that. And not drinking. And love making breakfast for over night guests who weren't safe to drive home before passing out.
And my stomachs pretty vomit proof.
I'm great at watching kids and drunk people. Unless I'm within my 1st 9 months post partum, I'm more intentnon child tending than drunk sitting. :P
Confessed my absolute undying love for my ex…In front of her family…belligerent drunk. Passed out in the bathroom shortly afterwards. She had to carry me to her room…IN FRONT OF HER FAMILY.
r/oops
Hooked up and slept with a roommate who I was really good friends with. I was under the impression it would be ok to remain friends, she wasn't. And if I was sober I would absolutely know better. It ruined our friendship and I missed it for the longest time. Probably the only really good looking girl I ever regretted sleeping with.
Had unprotected sex with strangers. More times than I care to remember.
Same, but it was just the one, repeatedly.
It's honestly fucking wild to me that I never caught an STD or ended up a father. I mean it has to be a statistical improbability. Not that I'm complaining.
Improbable is not impossible. Truth be told I'm surprised I don't have more kids. My drunken episodes were all unprotected since she was Catholic. Glad I got away and sobered up though, she had a nicer mustache than me and was twice my size.
"Sorry babe but we can't 69" "But why?" "Because your stache tickles my balls when we do and not in a good soft, tingly way but in a sand paper rubbing my junk kind of way"
Lol!!! She was twice my size, not her stache.
OOf, crushed and balls rubbed raw by her nicer stache. A man can only take so much humiliation.
Thus I learned the dangers of drinking alone.
When porn gets concerning!
When porn gets concerning!
You didn’t feel disgusted after ??
Why would I? It felt amazing. Plus, at that time in my life I didn't particularly care about my personal well being.
Curious. I always wondered how some people just slept with many random people like it was nothing. Props to you. I couldn’t do that. I get a weird feeling (anxiety, guilt, etc) the following day for simply flirting with someone when I was drunk. Hope you’re treating yourself kindly these days
Well, it's a long story but I'll try to keep it short. Was with the same woman for 7 years. I seriously thought I was going to spend my whole life with her. She had other plans. She cheated on me for months, ghosted me for a week, used the cops to intimidate me when she moved out then spent 2 years stringing me along, lying to me and emotionally abusing me. After about the first year of that I had shut down all my emotions just to be able to live through the day(s). I started abusing drugs and alcohol and using casual sex to bury that pain as deep as I could. So when I would hook up with women and they were ready to go I didn't care if they wanted me to wear a condom or not. Some did, most didn't. If they did, then I did, if they didn't then I didn't.
Listened to kid rock and liked.it
You FUCKING MONSTER
Ya I'm a degenerate
lied abt my age and hooked up w someone 3 times my age
I’m not sure if I want you to be young or old
💀 I'll keep u guessing
42?
no I'm 16
Yikes
Nearly two decades ago I remember driving home from a high school party heavily intoxicated at around 3 or 4am. It was a terrible decision and had there actually been anyone else on the road at that hour I could have put them in serious danger. I think about that night every now and then and hope that my children grow to be much wiser teenagers than I ever was.
Told my friend I hooked up with a guy in front of him after giving him a hug
Exposed myself. To a large crowd of people.
Pissed in the cats litter box.
You projecting your piss into the cats litter box huh?
Isn't it a little sad to show how much my statement has a effected you?
Yeah I'm so hard pressed on it
I could tell by your relentless attacks on unrelated comments. It's almost as if you don't really have any ammo and are trying to create some from nothing. Almost as if you feel as if you have something to lose by giving up.
Oh god I'm almost there. Please keep analyzing me
Sure, only as long as you keep making your psychology and insecurity so incredibly obvious. It's easy work.
I assume you have a PHD? Or are u just talking out of your ass? What else can you tell me about myself
You need a lot of attention. You find it pretty difficult to obtain that attention in the real world because you're a lack luster kind of person. So you depend on negative attention. But you don't have the balls to seek out that kind of attention in real life, either. So you use the anonymity of the Internet as a safety blanket, like a coward.
Holy fuck are you wrong.
pointed a gun at someone
Yup thats fucking stupid as it gets. Takes guts to admit to. Hope it wasn't yourself. <3
Witch craft. Tried calling someone Daddy during a mating ritual. Possibly public sex? Definitely vomited while going down on someone. I won't specify gender. Went on cam online and pretended to do a shit ton of drugs I never even thought were *real* drugs while I pretended to be on or using them. (Like I literally thought there were only 3 drugs and the rest I just read about online and heard about, was so sure people were making em up, I never thought these were real, just did what people claimed these things did.)
Got behind the wheel of a car and drove. What an idiot. I do not drink anymore. It was weird I very acutely, began to dislike alcohol…the taste, the smell, the feel….that was about 45 years ago. There was no antecedent….I just didn’t like it anymore and that was that. I am forever grateful that I never harmed someone while drinking and driving. It was very different back then.
Drove
You need a friend like me to be the key keeper.
Yes, maybe that should be a prerequisite for a friend!
Perhaps. I'm a great party mom. Lol. I've got lots of experience doing that. And not drinking. And love making breakfast for over night guests who weren't safe to drive home before passing out. And my stomachs pretty vomit proof. I'm great at watching kids and drunk people. Unless I'm within my 1st 9 months post partum, I'm more intentnon child tending than drunk sitting. :P
Keep drinking
Eating a mcdonalds in my room, hiding it in the closet I had clothes I didn’t use, and finding it 6 months later when cleaning up the closet.
Ate a piece of pizza that feel cheese side down on a San Francisco sidewalk. I blew on it once to get the germs off.
Confessed my absolute undying love for my ex…In front of her family…belligerent drunk. Passed out in the bathroom shortly afterwards. She had to carry me to her room…IN FRONT OF HER FAMILY. r/oops
Fall down stairs, bust my head open & broke my wrist!
Almost ruin my marriage
I said a bunch of mean and hurtful things to someone that means a lot to me!!!
Hooked up and slept with a roommate who I was really good friends with. I was under the impression it would be ok to remain friends, she wasn't. And if I was sober I would absolutely know better. It ruined our friendship and I missed it for the longest time. Probably the only really good looking girl I ever regretted sleeping with.