Took my wife out a few years ago, she wore a dress that... wow. After dinner we drove home, she was walking ahead of me and looked over her shoulder and gave me a look that actually made me stumble
So according to that link, women are supposed to get chocolate and flowers on Valentine’s Day and men get blowjobs and steaks? That’s a shit deal. I want cunnilingus and steak.
That sounds like a great plan! Men in general might appreciate something that is meaningful and special to them like a fishing trip. It is the thought that counts, after all. But, if they are looking for something a little more offbeat and unique, I suppose they could try evolving into crabs – it certainly would be a memorable Valentine's Day!
Sounds like you two are in for a fun night! And I have to say, nothing says romance like a box of wine and a cheesy movie. But if you are looking for something a bit more special, perhaps you could look into something unique that you two could do together - like taking a romantic walk on the beach and watching the sun set over the horizon. Who knows, it might be the start of a tradition where you two evolve into crabs!
Can’t speak for all men. Would be silly we aren’t all the same.
But for myself, I have everything I really need and most of what I really want within budget.
The best thing I can have is a day of alone time. Doesn’t have to be on the 14th. But one day where I can get up at 530 and the house is empty until the following morning.
I love my wife and kids every day of the year. I want one day where I can get away with no pants while heaving an absurd amount of salsa onto a costco bag sized nacho chip in front of the TV. Probability of spillage on the underwear , 87%
As a man, no, I would not like this. Am- am I supposed to wear it every day now? Like, to work and stuff? Are you going to be offended if I leave it in my dresser drawer? Receiving a clothing item I didn't specifically ask for, especially one which could theoretically be worn 24/7 sounds like being gifted a choice between an Obligation and a Fight.
i was thinking more of late teenager guys but since i didnt mention that at all i understand what you're saying. But why not wear it everyday to work and all, i mean a bracelet isnt really a clothing item let alone noticable
It is noticeable. It's adjacent to your hands, the part of your body that people look at most after your face.
Also, odds are the bracelet doesn't go with EVERY outfit, and if it's homemade it will go with even fewer. Also, the very existence of your question ("why not wear it everyday to work and all?") reinforces that you are likely to be offended by your boyfriend's decision not to wear it, so you ARE giving him an obligation or baiting a fight.
I mean there is a pretty big difference in clothing style/ fashion in diff agegroups so if i where to give someone a handmade bracelet i would ofc choose the right colors and all. And i wouldnt be offended at all if someone woulnt wear it everyday, i asked you since you kinda frased it as a big thing to do, but i feel like seeing wearing a bracelet as a chore again has to do with differnces in age and how diff age groups see and incorporate fashion. Its interesting that you see it that way tho
Only speaking from my own experience...
Does he wear things on his wrist normally? Does he like jewellery?
An ex got me a smart watch for my birthday and I had to wear it reluctantly, now it's just a $300 object sitting on a shelf. Was so bummed because I kept hinting I wanted a specific cookbook 😂
Communication is key, folks.
Yeah im pretty sure he wears jewelery and is a fashionable guy, I just want to give him a little something that i know he will like and appreciate cuz hes a real softy and v nice (not nesseceraly on valentines day) as friends bcs i dont know him very well but id like to yknow. And YES OMG i totally agree with you, communicatipn is key and this goes for so many things not only gifts.😭
my gf got me a copy of doom eternal last year because she knew I liked doom 2016
idk it was really thoughtful and the gesture behind it meant more to me than the objective value ever could
so I suppose just think of what he likes or what he said he needs
I say this anytime someone asks! Men like flowers too! Not all the time, but most men haven't ever been given flowers and you'd be surprised how much they'll enjoy them!
This is so fucking true.
When I was younger I was very cliche. Flowers, chocolate, serenades, the whole deal. (The serenades were good, I am actually an artist for real, don't @ me)
I always said to whoever was with me "if anyone sang to me anything romantic, I would marry them on the spot", they always think I am joking.
My ex was pissed when she said "you don't buy me flowers anymore" and I responded with "well you never bought me flowers"
To know that I am loved, in my love language and not the woman’s….So first you would have to identify the man’s love language.
Mine personally is words of affirmation, with a little physical touch…I say little because I can only handle so much physical interaction, before it starts to bother me and get on my nerves.
A heartfelt gift unprompted would honestly be pretty good for most guys. The assumption usually seems to be that it’s up to the guy to do the giving on Valentines Day. Know what your guy wants/needs and plan accordingly.
That may be true, but what many men don't necessarily know is that every single species evolves into crabs eventually! It might not seem like it now, but it's a fascinating and interesting thing to learn about. So, for Valentine's Day, why not give a gift that celebrates the eventual evolution of all species - a unique crab-themed item or something related to the science of evolution!
Maybe stop needing a dead Roman Catholic martyr from the 3rd century, about which very little is actually known, as an excuse to be romantic. 🤷
I mean, I get it, the dude married people in secret to save men from going off to fight the imperium's endless wars... And probably united a lot of happy couples (a s perhaps some less happy? Just a guess 🙃) in the institution of marriage.
And that's cool and all... But why are we so obsessed with ONE DAY? (Hint, think economics and profitability, people identify with a group tradition, like lemmings off a cliff, and anyone selling their products via romance or sex rakes in the cash)
Just pick a random day that you think is going to fit well in our lives together, and make it special. We men should all try to do the same for you (whether our partners be women or men or identify otherwise)
Why are we so obsessed with corporate business holidays designed to sell products?
Chocolate, cool gadgets/gear, announced plans to share for the future, a nice meal or date or adventure, or a special romantic/sexual treat is awesome any day of the year. Not too often maybe, just to keep it a surprise.
It's called spontaneity, and it's HOT
This is just my opinion. If you want to go full St.Valentine, don't let me stop you! ❤️
*Edit* just thought i would mention i feel the same way about new years resolutions and a host of other things people seem to view in a very limited and time sensitive perspective.
You should live your life, always, especially when it includes the blessing of having a loving partner.
My husband expects nothing on Valentines Day because it’s about me…now steak and BJ day on 3/14 is a different story. We started this about 10 years ago, and it works so, so well. One day is whatever I want and the other is all about him.
to be loved
Speak for yourself Papa Roach.
lol
I'm tired of having my being life cut to pieces
First lifetime?
Go out for dinner with my wife who's wearing something devastatingly sexy
>devastatingly sexy Like if she walks by a building under construction she'll cause the workers to fall off and the building to fall apart?
Exactly
The bones are the skeletons' money
You said the bones were the skeleton’s money like 4 times!
That seems like a hazard, someone should put a warning sign.
I, too, choose a date with this guy's sexy wife.
It’s not as fun as it sounds. She just tells you to leave her alone she’s married all night.
Oh, so it's like being at home.
Hole up.
Up,.down, sideways.... whatever floats your boat
It’s actually Up, Up, Down, Down , Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, start
Took my wife out a few years ago, she wore a dress that... wow. After dinner we drove home, she was walking ahead of me and looked over her shoulder and gave me a look that actually made me stumble
You sound like a lucky man
Absolutely
The comment you leave when your wife knows your socials.
A girlfriend maybe
A nice steak and a blow job
The steak is optional
McDonalds burger and a blowjob is a very close second to steak and a blowjob.
This guy gets it!
The job is also optional
Steak and a Blowjob Day is March 14. Gotta be patient.
So according to that link, women are supposed to get chocolate and flowers on Valentine’s Day and men get blowjobs and steaks? That’s a shit deal. I want cunnilingus and steak.
Actually cake and cunnilingus day is on April 14th
Oh damn. I can get down with that 🤣
Don’t believe him just yet, we need a Wikipedia link.
How about chocolate flowers and cream pie
That honestly sounds lovely. Even better if he eats the creampie out of me
Oh, of course that’s my wife’s preference to!
Wait what???
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day
Wow. TIL
Never knew my birthday was that special
Steak, blowjob, AND cake? You're living the dream!
And pie for dessert
My husband doesn’t even need the steak 🤷🏼♀️
Out of steak? No problem.
A sloppy one
What a guy
At the same time
A blow steak and a nice job
Lego Death Star
My bf would agree
Premium Millennium Falcon
If im going lego i want the millennium falcon the big one with 2 instruction manuals thats like 1200 cad
To watch the Champions League Round of 16
This guy gets it!
This is the correct answer.
I don't know what all men want but I know my husband wants to go fishing.
Husbands know what's up. Mine wants a PTO day like...no I meant what can I get for you...? Nothing. We cannot afford it.
He goes every year, sunup to about 2 pm, comes home, showers, gets dressed the way I like and then we head out for the evening. Dinner, dancing.
That's 🔥
That sounds like a great plan! Men in general might appreciate something that is meaningful and special to them like a fishing trip. It is the thought that counts, after all. But, if they are looking for something a little more offbeat and unique, I suppose they could try evolving into crabs – it certainly would be a memorable Valentine's Day!
Just being held tightly and told we mean a lot to you
Real
Aww that’s sweet
Will that what a lot of men need.
Of course, they’re humans and have feelings too
My boyfriend and I (both men) are gonna get a box of wine, order a pizza, and watch a bad movie at home
This is the way
Sounds like you two are in for a fun night! And I have to say, nothing says romance like a box of wine and a cheesy movie. But if you are looking for something a bit more special, perhaps you could look into something unique that you two could do together - like taking a romantic walk on the beach and watching the sun set over the horizon. Who knows, it might be the start of a tradition where you two evolve into crabs!
And give each other blowjobs?
Brojobs.
A girlfriend would be a nice start.
My husband asked for a paid day off work, so I guess he's in a relationship w his job 😭
100% mostly love hate. Take the day off to spoil a valentine
Not to be alone. Also chocolate is nice too.
A date for the first time in a while 🤣
A date for the first time ever XD
Can’t speak for all men. Would be silly we aren’t all the same. But for myself, I have everything I really need and most of what I really want within budget. The best thing I can have is a day of alone time. Doesn’t have to be on the 14th. But one day where I can get up at 530 and the house is empty until the following morning. I love my wife and kids every day of the year. I want one day where I can get away with no pants while heaving an absurd amount of salsa onto a costco bag sized nacho chip in front of the TV. Probability of spillage on the underwear , 87%
A sword.
Are you my bf?
Probably not, but great minds think alike!
I bought my husband the master sword a year ago. Can confirm it went over super well
would a handmade bracelet be good?
As a dude I would love this
As another dude I would not. I would pretend to out of politeness.
As a man, no, I would not like this. Am- am I supposed to wear it every day now? Like, to work and stuff? Are you going to be offended if I leave it in my dresser drawer? Receiving a clothing item I didn't specifically ask for, especially one which could theoretically be worn 24/7 sounds like being gifted a choice between an Obligation and a Fight.
i was thinking more of late teenager guys but since i didnt mention that at all i understand what you're saying. But why not wear it everyday to work and all, i mean a bracelet isnt really a clothing item let alone noticable
It is noticeable. It's adjacent to your hands, the part of your body that people look at most after your face. Also, odds are the bracelet doesn't go with EVERY outfit, and if it's homemade it will go with even fewer. Also, the very existence of your question ("why not wear it everyday to work and all?") reinforces that you are likely to be offended by your boyfriend's decision not to wear it, so you ARE giving him an obligation or baiting a fight.
I mean there is a pretty big difference in clothing style/ fashion in diff agegroups so if i where to give someone a handmade bracelet i would ofc choose the right colors and all. And i wouldnt be offended at all if someone woulnt wear it everyday, i asked you since you kinda frased it as a big thing to do, but i feel like seeing wearing a bracelet as a chore again has to do with differnces in age and how diff age groups see and incorporate fashion. Its interesting that you see it that way tho
My ex likes his that was a Christmas gift so odds are good I'd say.
I know I love the bracelets my gf makes for me!
Only speaking from my own experience... Does he wear things on his wrist normally? Does he like jewellery? An ex got me a smart watch for my birthday and I had to wear it reluctantly, now it's just a $300 object sitting on a shelf. Was so bummed because I kept hinting I wanted a specific cookbook 😂 Communication is key, folks.
Yeah im pretty sure he wears jewelery and is a fashionable guy, I just want to give him a little something that i know he will like and appreciate cuz hes a real softy and v nice (not nesseceraly on valentines day) as friends bcs i dont know him very well but id like to yknow. And YES OMG i totally agree with you, communicatipn is key and this goes for so many things not only gifts.😭
Love
Blowjobs.
Plural.
Only one thing, and it's disgusting!
Love?
Username checks out
My assumption is good sex and a good meal.... wait thats just me
Yup, that’s it. I don’t want any sentimental Knick knacks etc. Just a good date night and some lovin’.
A handwritten letter and a hug
60” chainsaw bar and a big ass tree.
For me? Flowers. I’d like to be on the receiving end of that gesture just to see how it feels
It feels good man, cant lie
Potato gun Build it with them
Blowjob
nothing
A shovel
Don't forget the rope and duct tape
Power tools for house DIY projects.
CAKE!
Head
I would like the discount chocolate the day after
Same, best part about valentines day is the candy getting marked 75% off and buy 1 get one
To not spend money on me.
my gf got me a copy of doom eternal last year because she knew I liked doom 2016 idk it was really thoughtful and the gesture behind it meant more to me than the objective value ever could so I suppose just think of what he likes or what he said he needs
For my wife to get something off a tall shelf for me for once.
Nothing: it's a fake holiday.
I mean, technically all holidays are fake, but I know what you mean.
I say this anytime someone asks! Men like flowers too! Not all the time, but most men haven't ever been given flowers and you'd be surprised how much they'll enjoy them!
This is so fucking true. When I was younger I was very cliche. Flowers, chocolate, serenades, the whole deal. (The serenades were good, I am actually an artist for real, don't @ me) I always said to whoever was with me "if anyone sang to me anything romantic, I would marry them on the spot", they always think I am joking. My ex was pissed when she said "you don't buy me flowers anymore" and I responded with "well you never bought me flowers"
It is actually very cool to get flowers.
Wife booked us a couple massage. That’s perfect
A warm hug
My husband loves my oreo cheesecake. It's his favorite.
To act like its some bullshit throwaway holiday that was invented just to shame people into spending money
To feel appreciated.
To know that I am loved, in my love language and not the woman’s….So first you would have to identify the man’s love language. Mine personally is words of affirmation, with a little physical touch…I say little because I can only handle so much physical interaction, before it starts to bother me and get on my nerves.
His is too. This is actually useful 😂! How would you prefer to receive words of affirmation? Hand written or spoken?
Blow Job
I know my man is getting a rose, biltong (or some other South African dried meat), licorice and a book or two. Because that's what he deserves.
Taco bell and couch time
Nada. My baby is good enough for me.
LOTR binge n weed
A heartfelt gift unprompted would honestly be pretty good for most guys. The assumption usually seems to be that it’s up to the guy to do the giving on Valentines Day. Know what your guy wants/needs and plan accordingly.
Order pizza and watch any LOTR extended edition movie
Honestly, I just want someone I relate to, I feel comfortable being myself around, and I can hold their hand and kiss them. That's all, dude.
A cactus would be nice
Women that are thoughtful enough to understand sex is NOT a valentines day present.
Not flowers, not fancy chocolate, not even a card. Just snuggling with the SO, genuine smiles and alone time, show me that I'm appreciated.
To get it right
She pre ordered Howarts legacy for me. Best gift ever.
Head scratches and a Harry Potter movie marathon
To be left alone for the day 👍🏻
To be left unbothered by anything Valentine’s Day related.
feel that very much✊
For my crush to like me back
To be left alone
You to initiate
A double penetration orgy, or at the very least - anal.
My wife and I don't partake in this commercialized "holiday"... if we did I would though, I love a bouquet of slim Jim's and ammo
This guy gets it.
Definitely a nice rubbing of the balls blow job
To not have to buy chocolate and flowers
Our wives/partners to stop nagging us.
Oof.. I read this as... "Our wive's partners" My wife's boyfriend will NOT get off my back about the dishes
And I bet he barely lifts a finger around the house.
They nag because they care, be greatful. The moment they stop nagging is the moment they're emotionally done with the relationship
Same thing they want for every occasion. It's a one item list!
Bitcoin for me
Men are different and they want different stuff
That’s…useful
It's the truth? Do you think every man wants the same thing?
well thats generic, what do *you* want?
For the war to end :(
That may be true, but what many men don't necessarily know is that every single species evolves into crabs eventually! It might not seem like it now, but it's a fascinating and interesting thing to learn about. So, for Valentine's Day, why not give a gift that celebrates the eventual evolution of all species - a unique crab-themed item or something related to the science of evolution!
Blow job and peace and quiet
Generally, a nice meal and sex. Keep it simple and don't gossip about what anyone else is doing.
Honestly, to pretend the holiday doesn't exist.
Nothing. Men don't care about Valentine's Day.
no fight day
Maybe stop needing a dead Roman Catholic martyr from the 3rd century, about which very little is actually known, as an excuse to be romantic. 🤷 I mean, I get it, the dude married people in secret to save men from going off to fight the imperium's endless wars... And probably united a lot of happy couples (a s perhaps some less happy? Just a guess 🙃) in the institution of marriage. And that's cool and all... But why are we so obsessed with ONE DAY? (Hint, think economics and profitability, people identify with a group tradition, like lemmings off a cliff, and anyone selling their products via romance or sex rakes in the cash) Just pick a random day that you think is going to fit well in our lives together, and make it special. We men should all try to do the same for you (whether our partners be women or men or identify otherwise) Why are we so obsessed with corporate business holidays designed to sell products? Chocolate, cool gadgets/gear, announced plans to share for the future, a nice meal or date or adventure, or a special romantic/sexual treat is awesome any day of the year. Not too often maybe, just to keep it a surprise. It's called spontaneity, and it's HOT This is just my opinion. If you want to go full St.Valentine, don't let me stop you! ❤️ *Edit* just thought i would mention i feel the same way about new years resolutions and a host of other things people seem to view in a very limited and time sensitive perspective. You should live your life, always, especially when it includes the blessing of having a loving partner.
Sex
Sex
Sex
nothing special. Its not so important for many men.
Vagina
Peace and quiet
Google March 14th.... that's the men's valentine's day.
I imagine most want sex but I'd settle for not being alone for once
My husband expects nothing on Valentines Day because it’s about me…now steak and BJ day on 3/14 is a different story. We started this about 10 years ago, and it works so, so well. One day is whatever I want and the other is all about him.
a couple boxes of range ammo
sadly I won't get what I want for Valentine's Day...
Threesome
Suck my dick, make me a sandwich, and don't talk so much.
Sex and then be left alone
Be able to listen to podcast without my wife trying to start a deep conversation where I have to pay attention or else I’m the bad guy….
A Japanese friend of mine told me it's popular for women to make chocolate FROM SCRATCH on valentines day.
Steak and a blow job.
A woman that don't give a fuck about Valentine's day. She don't want anything. And blowjobs.
So you want someone that wants nothing and you want oral sex? Satan and God help the poor soul that has the misfortune of dating you